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Newly gay Joe Simpson looks ridiculous

Is this what a gay mid-life crisis looks like?

by Anonymousreply 8901/30/2015

I think he looks decent. His hair might be a little too blond, but he looks good, and I'm proud of him for doing something that must have taken guts. Sure, it took him a while to do it, but give him credit for doing it. Good luck.

by Anonymousreply 110/27/2012

R1 you're doing it all wrong.

You can't just be contrary to the OP, you have to be insultingly bitchier.

by Anonymousreply 210/27/2012

Why doesn't Chaz Bono buy herself a boner? How does she walk into the men's pisser with a woman's thingy? Can't drain the dragon in a urinal with a lady's muffin and no dragon.

by Anonymousreply 310/27/2012

Also, Chaz Bono thinks she is a dude... but has a real pussy. So if a moe fucked her, would he use his pussy? Would it still be gay?

by Anonymousreply 410/27/2012

In the top photo, he looks like Perez Hilton's father. In the bottom photo, that looks like a pink maternity blouse.

by Anonymousreply 510/27/2012

When will his book be released?

by Anonymousreply 610/27/2012

He looks okay, except for the hair.

by Anonymousreply 710/27/2012

wonder if his ex son in law Nick ever fuck him? Yum heard Nick's got a huge cock

by Anonymousreply 810/27/2012

Was the wife Latina? I think JS showed up to some Latino awards show and the wife really looks Mexican to me.

by Anonymousreply 910/27/2012

"Once More Into the Bleach: The Joe Simpson Story". Starring David Caruso as Joe Simpson. Next. On Lifetime.

by Anonymousreply 1010/27/2012

lol no no no no Joe. That new hairstyle makes him look like ugly old ass David Letterman...

by Anonymousreply 1110/27/2012

While some agree that he "looks ridiculous" on his own, it must really be over the top when he's with that male model.

by Anonymousreply 1210/27/2012

Or a 70 year old version of Greg Kinnear after a particularly bad encounter with a hairdresser.

by Anonymousreply 1310/27/2012

I'm sure OP will be sooooo hot at middle age. NOT!! Die in a grease fire bitch!

by Anonymousreply 1410/27/2012

55 is only middle age if you plan on living 'til 110. He's 2/3 age.

by Anonymousreply 1510/27/2012

No offense, but isn't this just typical just coming out of the closet when you're old behavior?

17-25 - is the slut phase and the experimenting with fashion and style phase.

26-30 - the dating/focus on career phase

31- 34 - the 'I think I want to be partnered' phase

35-45 - Gay mid life

46 - No one cares

Joe, like many other late in life comer outers, is trying to cycle through the phases at lightening speed.

by Anonymousreply 1610/27/2012

I guess we can safely assume R14 is a senior citizen with dyed blond hair, a wardrobe woefully inappropraite to his age, and his "lover" is a starving college student named Wyeth. No doubt, they've had a very deep, meaningful affair since meeting. . .two Friday nights ago.

by Anonymousreply 1710/27/2012

You're probably right on target, r17.

Look at Joe Simpson in the bottom photo with filthy, sloppy, baggy jeans (worn at the knees) and a pink maternity blouse, unbuttoned half-way down. Then look at what Nick Lachey is wearing in the same photo.

Simpson is a mess. Is that yellow outfit his tribute to Justin Bieber?

by Anonymousreply 1810/27/2012

What courage? He milked all he could out of his fake marriage and his daughters. And now he's like any other man: dating someone years younger and looking ridiculous. And thinking that of course the younger person isn't there because of his money. He should just say, "I bought me a whore."

by Anonymousreply 1910/27/2012

I don't mind him dating someone younger but IT SHOULDN'T BE SOMEONE YOUNGER THAN YOUR OWN KIDS!!!! WTF Joe that is gross. Couldn't he have found a 30 something? They can still be hot.

by Anonymousreply 2010/27/2012

The hair looks awful, but other than that I think he is a goodlooking guy! I'd let him be my "daddy"

by Anonymousreply 2110/27/2012

he's old enough to be his new piece's granddaddy.

by Anonymousreply 2210/27/2012

Good for Joe! He looks great, and he's got a seriously hot twink boyfriend!

by Anonymousreply 2310/27/2012

Hey, you only live once!

by Anonymousreply 2410/27/2012

I think he just looks sort of British.

by Anonymousreply 2510/27/2012

I'm lovin' this! Didn't see this one coming, no sir! Scandal!

by Anonymousreply 2610/27/2012

OK, I don't know much about this guy or his family but did he actually come out or is it just rumors?

Not saying he isn't gay but is it "officially" confirmed or is it just his ridiculous looks?

by Anonymousreply 2710/27/2012

call me

by Anonymousreply 2810/27/2012

I have read he was a preacher,what did he preach about homosexuality, acceptance? condemnation? anyone know?

by Anonymousreply 2910/27/2012

Wasn't he a Bush supporter too?

by Anonymousreply 3010/27/2012

Go head Papa Joe do you and get that dick !

by Anonymousreply 3110/28/2012

Is Joe a top or a bottom?

by Anonymousreply 3210/28/2012

Is Joe cut or uncut?

by Anonymousreply 3310/28/2012

Does Joe have a hairy hole?

by Anonymousreply 3410/28/2012

Does Joe make out with his boytoy to Jessica or Ashley's music?

by Anonymousreply 3510/28/2012

I love how all the sanctimonious mofos come out of the woodwork when this happens as if nobody has ever chickenhawked their way round town. Or dyed their hair.

by Anonymousreply 3610/28/2012

No we haven't, R36. Sorry your life is so pathetic, though.

by Anonymousreply 3710/28/2012

[quote]he's got a seriously hot twink boyfriend!

Hot? That's what anyone would consider hot? You can't be serious.

At least with some other old rich guys, they had better taste in the boyfriends they bought. Karl Lagerfeld had Baptiste Giabiconi and Calvin Klein had Nick Gruber.

Joe Simpson came up with a girleen who looks to be about 14 and could teach Jessica and Ashlee how to be more feminine. With all his money Joe needs to buy a guy who can give him more bang for his bucks.

by Anonymousreply 3810/28/2012

[quote]Joe that is gross. Couldn't he have found a 30 something? They can still be hot.

He probably doesn't feel confident enough at this point, to handle a 30 something.

by Anonymousreply 3910/28/2012

Hot Twink Boyfriend???? He's one set of high heels, eye liner, and a frilly blouse away from being Jessica Simpson!!!!

by Anonymousreply 4010/28/2012

What's ridiculous is the 21 year old boyfriend. Seriously. If I was Jessica, I'd be pissed that my dadager is squandering all his dadager money on some twink hustler.


by Anonymousreply 4110/28/2012

Why R41? I will never understand people who get upset about who someone else is dating or who is or isn't a hustler.

by Anonymousreply 4210/28/2012

Because it's ridiculous, R42, particularly when he's some big closet case Christaholic, like Simpson.

by Anonymousreply 4310/28/2012

He's always had a very Suze Ormanish look to him. Whenever I see "straight" middle aged men choose to look like that, it screams gay to me. I mostly mean that hair color/style with the really bright teeth.

by Anonymousreply 4410/28/2012

Has he officially come out yet, and no, I don't mean because of the offending picture?

He was always an attractive man and I wouldn't be surprised to see him become a part of the Velvet Mafia.

by Anonymousreply 4510/28/2012

He definitely has NOT officially come out yet. So far it's been denial denial denial.

If he was preaching homophobia back in the day, I hope he does something to atone for it.

by Anonymousreply 4610/28/2012

I just searched Google news and there's no denial from him that I can find. The alleged boytoy has denied according to one headline.

by Anonymousreply 4710/28/2012

That haircut gives him serious horse-face. Cant wait to see his next photo-op.....leather pants or skinny jeans I wonder.

Does he count as gay, if hes dating a boy who could be deadringer for Ashley with a little makeup??? Joe is just a little confused I think. And possibly incestously inclined.

by Anonymousreply 4810/28/2012

There should be a law that it is illegal to all of a sudden decide you are a cocksucker after the age of 40. If you made it that long living a lie then you are forced to continue it until death. We don't need you on our team, Joe.

by Anonymousreply 4910/28/2012

I can actually understand that point of view R49, but progress is being made, I think.

20 years ago I would imagine a man like Joe Simpson would never have come out of the closet.

It's important to be accepting so that the time will come when every person can feel free to be who they are without shame.

by Anonymousreply 5010/28/2012

LOL R38 "girleen"

and LOL R40

by Anonymousreply 5110/28/2012

Somewhere Nick Lacey is cackling with glee that he is out of that mess.

by Anonymousreply 5210/28/2012

"There should be a law that it is illegal to all of a sudden decide you are a cocksucker after the age of 40"

I seriously doubt he "decided" to be gay after 40. I'm sure he knew he liked dick since he was a young man, he just spent most of his life lying about it and hiding it.

by Anonymousreply 5310/28/2012

He's still a lying queen if he's still in the closet so no need for accolades yet. (Even so, GLAAD will probably give him an award.)

This reminds me of the McGreevy crap, the whole "I am a gay American" pile of manure and the accolades everyone gave to that lying slug who resigned to avoid prosecution, everyone acting as if he were Harvey Milk, taking one for the team.

by Anonymousreply 5410/28/2012

"This reminds me of the McGreevy crap, the whole "I am a gay American" pile of manure and the accolades everyone gave to that lying slug who resigned to avoid prosecution, everyone acting as if he were Harvey Milk, taking one for the team."

You must be a Republican if you are repeating that line about how he resigned to avoid prosecution. You can still prosecute someone after they resign from their job. Republicans also lied and said he made Golan Cipel into a Homeland Security Director even though New Jersey didn't even have its own Homeland Security Advisor. Republicans are retarded.

by Anonymousreply 5510/28/2012

[quote]the accolades everyone gave to that lying slug who resigned to avoid prosecution, everyone acting as if he were Harvey Milk, taking one for the team.

EVERYONE loves McGreevy. EVERYONE hates Trump. EVERYONE loves Glee. EVERYONE loves Matthew Bomer. EVERYONE hates Gwyneth Paltrow. EVERYONE loves Obama.

There's no in-between according to the "everyone" moron.

by Anonymousreply 5610/28/2012

Yes, R56, DL is the home of fair and balanced reports, people citing percentages instead of using hyperbolic phrases like "everyone." You're just a selective, "it's only hyperbole if someone else does it" queen. So come down off your high horse.

by Anonymousreply 5710/28/2012


by Anonymousreply 5810/28/2012

[quote]IS EVERYONE GAY?!?!?!?!

Ask r57. He's the genius in charge of EVERYONE this week.

by Anonymousreply 5910/28/2012

He looks like a creepy fair Robert Redford or that dude from Scooby Doo.

by Anonymousreply 6010/28/2012

Both that guy from Scooby-doo and Redford had the side swoop bangs. Joe is going for a modern (much too young for him) look

by Anonymousreply 6110/28/2012

He used to have regular "golf dates" with a young hunk

Joe feels like chicken tonight

by Anonymousreply 6210/29/2012

If Joe Simpson likes chicken, how does differentiate him from EVERY single other middle-aged man in show business? Christ, they ALL want their trophy wives, whether they're gay or straight!!

by Anonymousreply 6310/29/2012

According to one source, the final nail in Jessica Simpson's parents' marriage was a bundle of photos.

Not one to keep mum, a source has revealed:

"Joe got busted after Tina found some modeling pictures of Bryce in her home. They were taken in and around the house and she was suspicious because she didn’t have a clue who the boy was."

by Anonymousreply 6410/30/2012

If they ping, it means something.

by Anonymousreply 6510/30/2012

R9, you mean Jessica's mom? Well judging by the old Ashlee, it's possible.

by Anonymousreply 6610/30/2012

This is on Joe's iPod:

by Anonymousreply 6710/30/2012

The National Enquirer interviewed a male escort he had sex with

Apparently, Joe was really horny and good in bed

I read about it at

by Anonymousreply 6810/31/2012

He still hasn't denied it. At least he's no John Travolta.

by Anonymousreply 6910/31/2012

Joe's not a bad looking guy, but that haircut would look stupid on a twenty year old.

and yes, I think the One Direction boys look like they have their wigs on backwards.

by Anonymousreply 7010/31/2012

Dude, that sucks that he looks so old at 55. I totally can't relate. I'm 66 y/o and I'm still mistaken for 19. When I head out in my skinny jeans and A&F shirt, all the young twinks hit on me, but I gotta turn 'em down because I prefer my str8-acting bros.

I feel for him and others that look their age.

by Anonymousreply 7110/31/2012

He looks fine.

by Anonymousreply 7210/31/2012

Lol he's hideous!

by Anonymousreply 7311/08/2012

An eldergay trying to look young.

by Anonymousreply 7411/08/2012

Does anyone know if he was against gays when he was preacher

by Anonymousreply 7511/08/2012

He must have been. Though he was a youth minister so his primary job was too preach abstinence and purity to teenagers.

by Anonymousreply 7611/08/2012

Now he's denying the gay rumors....

by Anonymousreply 7711/08/2012

It's easy to deny gayness when you're Bi (or think you are). It isn't a lie to say outright, "I'm not gay."

by Anonymousreply 7811/08/2012

good theory r78

by Anonymousreply 7911/10/2012

According to radar online, he wanted to open a male modeling agency or start a boy band.

Looks like he was trying to surround himself with cute guys

by Anonymousreply 8011/10/2012

r80 - Lou Pearlman 2: Electric Boogaloo

by Anonymousreply 8111/10/2012

He's gross. Let him be straight.

by Anonymousreply 8211/10/2012

[quote]Does anyone know if he was against gays when he was preacher

If I have things straight he was a Baptist preacher and so the answer would sadly be yes.

by Anonymousreply 8311/10/2012

Can someone please make this into a thread? It's hilarious DL gold, the jokes will just write themselves, people:

South African arrested with 'nephew's genitals in his wallet'

by Anonymousreply 8411/10/2012

Here's a pic of him (and the rest of the family) when he was young. What's funny is that the linked article says this: "...Joe has remained single and quite the ladies man."

I guess they are confusing twinks with ladies!

by Anonymousreply 8501/30/2015

This flashback picture screams heterosexual!

by Anonymousreply 8601/30/2015

[quote]wonder if his ex son in law Nick ever fuck him? Yum heard Nick's got a huge cock

You can be sure he wanted that to happen.

by Anonymousreply 8701/30/2015

He was soooo hot.

by Anonymousreply 8801/30/2015

[quote]This flashback picture screams heterosexual!

Bizarre--I thought the mom was Britney for a second!

by Anonymousreply 8901/30/2015
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