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THE CANYONS teaser trailer with LINDSAY LOHAN and JAMES DEEN

Written by Bret Easton Ellis, directed by Paul Schrader:

by Anonymousreply 1708/04/2013

what was serous called this James Deen while he fucked girl "hidden" style. That shit was hot. Somone has to know.

by Anonymousreply 110/26/2012

Could you translate that into English please, R1?

by Anonymousreply 210/26/2012

pretty(HIV)positive that Bret Easton Ellis aka Fat Pasty Fucker started this thread.

He wanted to have a threesome with Michael and me. Go munch on Sa-man-tha Ronson the ugly Ronson.

by Anonymousreply 310/26/2012

Bret Easton Ellis has had a thing for James Deen for a while, yes?

by Anonymousreply 410/26/2012

Seems hilariously awful, lol

by Anonymousreply 510/26/2012

The credits better credit cocaine.

by Anonymousreply 610/26/2012

"James Deen", lol.

by Anonymousreply 710/26/2012

Did he film the entire movie in Instagram?

by Anonymousreply 810/26/2012

I want to see it...I want to see if GVS can act. I have a feeling that both GVS and Ellis had Keanu, too bad they could not get a Keanu look alike in the film. I don't think Deen is that attractive.

by Anonymousreply 911/12/2012

I wonder when it will be released, or if it will be released. LL isn't exactly a hot property.

by Anonymousreply 1001/13/2013

Another shitty direct-to-DVD (unintentionally) camp trash awful bit of cinema.

Why the overdone faux-retro look with scratchy film effect, fonts and music, yet a modern setting with cell phones? Faux-Tarantino-esque?

Glad to see you've gotten your $18 worth for incessantly hawking your sad "projects," Brett.

Go snort some more coke like a good little addict.

by Anonymousreply 1101/13/2013

If it's that bad, why are you so angry? You should be getting a good laugh.

by Anonymousreply 1201/13/2013

NYT article on this was grotesque. One because the production is so lo-ball and the people attached to it are such a mess. Two because the NYT is now chasing pervy, trashy "youth" stories like everybody else.

by Anonymousreply 1301/13/2013

"why are you so angry?"

You're confusing smug dismissal as anger. Stop projecting.

by Anonymousreply 1401/13/2013

"There has been a lot of talk surrounding the sex scenes between Lindsay Lohan and porn star James Deen in The Canyons.

So it comes as no surprise that the Paul Schrader film features a lot of nudity – in particular from the 27-year-old actress.

And as the film was released in the US on Friday it didn’t take long for grabs of the topless star to find their way online."

by Anonymousreply 1508/03/2013

LL sex scenes from The Canyons.

by Anonymousreply 1608/04/2013

Lindsay looks surprisingly good.

by Anonymousreply 1708/04/2013
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