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Jon Hamm and Jessica Paré show off their beach bodies in retro swimwear as Mad Men hits Hawaii

Delicious pics:

by Miareply 4812/28/2012

Not so delicious. Hamm is a terrific looking guy, love the hair, and find the photographs of his crotch fairly compelling, but his body's really only okay. Absolutely fine, average body.

by Miareply 110/25/2012

I'm sure the cast of Mad Men is under strict orders not to tone up because people didn't do P90X in the 60s.

by Miareply 210/25/2012

I think their bodies look exactly as they should be for the 60's.

by Miareply 310/25/2012

fat and pasty. But would still do him for his face (!) and dick (naturally).

And I think these pics prove beyond a doubt he doesn't wear a hair piece

by Miareply 410/25/2012

She looks good.

by Miareply 510/25/2012

Hamm looks perfect. Exactly how Don Draper would look.

I love Pare's Megan, but I'm sorry, those look like implants.

by Miareply 610/25/2012

R1 here -- have to agree that for the 60's any more muscle on him would be ludicrous. But my tastes were formed a bit after that, and although I'd hardly turn down someone who looked like him, I can't get as excited as OP pretended to.

by Miareply 710/25/2012

Love his suit. Cannot stand the long and baggy shorts guys wear today! His are just how swimming trunks should be...trim and short!

by Miareply 810/25/2012

God you people are unrealistic and harsh. Any one of you would bend over and let Jon's Hamm ram your hungry hole.

by Miareply 910/25/2012

[quote]fat and pasty.

Written like someone with an eating disorder.

by Miareply 1010/25/2012

Ooo! He has cocksuckers knee. Sadly probably more sports related.

by Miareply 1110/25/2012

I'll bet he has a nice, hairy, moist, inviting anus...

by Miareply 1210/25/2012

Regarding Jon Hamm...clothes make the man. Hamm in a bathing suit is really no big deal.

by Miareply 1310/25/2012

Jon fits the 1960s era so well = he does not work out with weights.

Like my Don Draper and my father, he probably plays a little golf. Then suns himself with a cig and a scotch.

by Miareply 1410/25/2012

Is his anus also shown in the retro 60s style?

by Miareply 1510/25/2012

Jessica has lost weight since last season. Jon probably gained a little.

by Miareply 1610/25/2012

I wonder what a 60s retro style anus actually looks like- maybe it has fins

by Miareply 1710/25/2012

I'd lick his shitter.

by Miareply 1810/25/2012

At least we now know that Meghan and Don are still together in season 6.

by Miareply 1910/25/2012

Meh.

by Miareply 2010/25/2012

More pics

by Miareply 2110/25/2012

If he took the bathing suit off to reveal a huge cock, I'd be in love.

But if I saw him on the beach and did not know he's horse-hung, I'd be interested but not obsessed.

by Miareply 2210/25/2012

Who's the bride in those last shots at OP?

by Miareply 2310/25/2012

I believe it's been reported that Hamm contractually can't work out. So, he looks pretty damn good considering. Once MM is over, he'll tone up in no time. The man is near perfection.

by Miareply 2410/25/2012

I hope fabulous 'hag Megan gets twice as much screen time this season just to drive the bitterly envious fraus even more crazy.

by Miareply 2510/25/2012

R25 - I love Hamm and Pare together, much more than him and Jones.

by Miareply 2610/25/2012

Jessica has an unusual body - big boobs, long torso, no ass.

by Miareply 2710/26/2012

What if the magnificent bulge that Jon Hamm sports under his street clothes is merely a marvelous prosthesis?

by Miareply 2810/26/2012

R24 I wonder if Pare has a similar clause.

Once the girdle came off all bets were off.

by Miareply 2910/26/2012

No comment on Meghan's groovy 1960s caftan-miniskirt combo?

by Miareply 3010/26/2012

Same period Sean Connery was James Bond and his body always looked mighty fine!

by Miareply 3110/26/2012

Seriously: those who think Jon Hamm's body is "average" or "just okay"... send him over here. I'll take that "average" any day.

by Miareply 3210/26/2012

R24 - She probably does, but Jessica is looking thinner.

by Miareply 3310/26/2012

Seriously R32, it is so sad that we are inudated with this idea that everyone needs to live in the gym to have a unnatural body in order to look attractive.

Don't get me wrong, I can appreciate a 6 pack and big pecs as much as the next gay, but a naturally fit body like Jon Hamm has is still incredibly hot to me.

by Miareply 3410/26/2012

More pics. Groovy clothes.

by Miareply 3510/26/2012

R26 Are you female?

I like the Hamm/Pare pairing more too, and not even just because it drives the housewives insane with jealousy - that's just a bonus.

by Miareply 3610/26/2012

Yes, I'm female. I really dislike Betty Draper, and am not a big fan of January.

by Miareply 3710/26/2012

Wimpy arms. Time to start a push up regimen.

by Miareply 3810/26/2012

Though it may not be in Don Draper's character, Jon's body would be hugely improved by a little tanning.

by Miareply 3910/26/2012

It's significant he didn't wear a tight, revealing little Speedo. Then he'd have to come clean about the weird fluffing he does when he wears pants (cockring, etc.).

by Miareply 4010/28/2012

This is good for male body image.

by Miareply 4110/28/2012

@JohnTheCho Rear view of the most handsome man in the world, Jon Hamm, talking about why he supports the president.

by Miareply 4210/28/2012

"Though it may not be in Don Draper's character, Jon's body would be hugely improved by a little tanning."

He doesn't need a tan. Tanning is for cheeseballs like Snooki and The Situation. Tanning is horrible for your skin and makes you look leathery. He looks good because he doesn't tan.

by Miareply 4310/28/2012

Does Jon's long term girlfriend get jealous of all of the attention showered on Jon and his Mad Men wife Meaghan?

by Miareply 4410/28/2012

Don't want to be spoiled about the plot, but I was hoping Draper would dump this annoying broad.

by Miareply 4510/28/2012

R 31, Connery was a bodybuilder, so he was hardly typical for a man of that period of time. He was good enough to be Mr. Scotland, so he was hardly an amateur, yet he would only have an average body by the standards of action men today. Don Draper spent all day in an office drinking like a fish. If Hamm looked any better it wouldn't ring true.

by Miareply 4610/28/2012

Does Jessica have a really long neck?

by Miareply 4710/28/2012

No word on when the premiere will air?

by Miareply 4812/28/2012
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