Jon Hamm and Jessica Paré show off their beach bodies in retro swimwear as Mad Men hits Hawaii
|by Mia||reply 48||12/28/2012|
Not so delicious. Hamm is a terrific looking guy, love the hair, and find the photographs of his crotch fairly compelling, but his body's really only okay. Absolutely fine, average body.
|by Mia||reply 1||10/25/2012|
I'm sure the cast of Mad Men is under strict orders not to tone up because people didn't do P90X in the 60s.
|by Mia||reply 2||10/25/2012|
I think their bodies look exactly as they should be for the 60's.
|by Mia||reply 3||10/25/2012|
fat and pasty. But would still do him for his face (!) and dick (naturally).
And I think these pics prove beyond a doubt he doesn't wear a hair piece
|by Mia||reply 4||10/25/2012|
She looks good.
|by Mia||reply 5||10/25/2012|
Hamm looks perfect. Exactly how Don Draper would look.
I love Pare's Megan, but I'm sorry, those look like implants.
|by Mia||reply 6||10/25/2012|
R1 here -- have to agree that for the 60's any more muscle on him would be ludicrous. But my tastes were formed a bit after that, and although I'd hardly turn down someone who looked like him, I can't get as excited as OP pretended to.
|by Mia||reply 7||10/25/2012|
Love his suit. Cannot stand the long and baggy shorts guys wear today! His are just how swimming trunks should be...trim and short!
|by Mia||reply 8||10/25/2012|
God you people are unrealistic and harsh. Any one of you would bend over and let Jon's Hamm ram your hungry hole.
|by Mia||reply 9||10/25/2012|
[quote]fat and pasty.
Written like someone with an eating disorder.
|by Mia||reply 10||10/25/2012|
Ooo! He has cocksuckers knee. Sadly probably more sports related.
|by Mia||reply 11||10/25/2012|
I'll bet he has a nice, hairy, moist, inviting anus...
|by Mia||reply 12||10/25/2012|
Regarding Jon Hamm...clothes make the man. Hamm in a bathing suit is really no big deal.
|by Mia||reply 13||10/25/2012|
Jon fits the 1960s era so well = he does not work out with weights.
Like my Don Draper and my father, he probably plays a little golf. Then suns himself with a cig and a scotch.
|by Mia||reply 14||10/25/2012|
Is his anus also shown in the retro 60s style?
|by Mia||reply 15||10/25/2012|
Jessica has lost weight since last season. Jon probably gained a little.
|by Mia||reply 16||10/25/2012|
I wonder what a 60s retro style anus actually looks like- maybe it has fins
|by Mia||reply 17||10/25/2012|
I'd lick his shitter.
|by Mia||reply 18||10/25/2012|
At least we now know that Meghan and Don are still together in season 6.
|by Mia||reply 19||10/25/2012|
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|by Mia||reply 21||10/25/2012|
If he took the bathing suit off to reveal a huge cock, I'd be in love.
But if I saw him on the beach and did not know he's horse-hung, I'd be interested but not obsessed.
|by Mia||reply 22||10/25/2012|
Who's the bride in those last shots at OP?
|by Mia||reply 23||10/25/2012|
I believe it's been reported that Hamm contractually can't work out. So, he looks pretty damn good considering. Once MM is over, he'll tone up in no time. The man is near perfection.
|by Mia||reply 24||10/25/2012|
I hope fabulous 'hag Megan gets twice as much screen time this season just to drive the bitterly envious fraus even more crazy.
|by Mia||reply 25||10/25/2012|
R25 - I love Hamm and Pare together, much more than him and Jones.
|by Mia||reply 26||10/25/2012|
Jessica has an unusual body - big boobs, long torso, no ass.
|by Mia||reply 27||10/26/2012|
What if the magnificent bulge that Jon Hamm sports under his street clothes is merely a marvelous prosthesis?
|by Mia||reply 28||10/26/2012|
R24 I wonder if Pare has a similar clause.
Once the girdle came off all bets were off.
|by Mia||reply 29||10/26/2012|
No comment on Meghan's groovy 1960s caftan-miniskirt combo?
|by Mia||reply 30||10/26/2012|
Same period Sean Connery was James Bond and his body always looked mighty fine!
|by Mia||reply 31||10/26/2012|
Seriously: those who think Jon Hamm's body is "average" or "just okay"... send him over here. I'll take that "average" any day.
|by Mia||reply 32||10/26/2012|
R24 - She probably does, but Jessica is looking thinner.
|by Mia||reply 33||10/26/2012|
Seriously R32, it is so sad that we are inudated with this idea that everyone needs to live in the gym to have a unnatural body in order to look attractive.
Don't get me wrong, I can appreciate a 6 pack and big pecs as much as the next gay, but a naturally fit body like Jon Hamm has is still incredibly hot to me.
|by Mia||reply 34||10/26/2012|
More pics. Groovy clothes.
|by Mia||reply 35||10/26/2012|
R26 Are you female?
I like the Hamm/Pare pairing more too, and not even just because it drives the housewives insane with jealousy - that's just a bonus.
|by Mia||reply 36||10/26/2012|
Yes, I'm female. I really dislike Betty Draper, and am not a big fan of January.
|by Mia||reply 37||10/26/2012|
Wimpy arms. Time to start a push up regimen.
|by Mia||reply 38||10/26/2012|
Though it may not be in Don Draper's character, Jon's body would be hugely improved by a little tanning.
|by Mia||reply 39||10/26/2012|
It's significant he didn't wear a tight, revealing little Speedo. Then he'd have to come clean about the weird fluffing he does when he wears pants (cockring, etc.).
|by Mia||reply 40||10/28/2012|
This is good for male body image.
|by Mia||reply 41||10/28/2012|
@JohnTheCho Rear view of the most handsome man in the world, Jon Hamm, talking about why he supports the president.
|by Mia||reply 42||10/28/2012|
"Though it may not be in Don Draper's character, Jon's body would be hugely improved by a little tanning."
He doesn't need a tan. Tanning is for cheeseballs like Snooki and The Situation. Tanning is horrible for your skin and makes you look leathery. He looks good because he doesn't tan.
|by Mia||reply 43||10/28/2012|
Does Jon's long term girlfriend get jealous of all of the attention showered on Jon and his Mad Men wife Meaghan?
|by Mia||reply 44||10/28/2012|
Don't want to be spoiled about the plot, but I was hoping Draper would dump this annoying broad.
|by Mia||reply 45||10/28/2012|
R 31, Connery was a bodybuilder, so he was hardly typical for a man of that period of time. He was good enough to be Mr. Scotland, so he was hardly an amateur, yet he would only have an average body by the standards of action men today. Don Draper spent all day in an office drinking like a fish. If Hamm looked any better it wouldn't ring true.
|by Mia||reply 46||10/28/2012|
Does Jessica have a really long neck?
|by Mia||reply 47||10/28/2012|
No word on when the premiere will air?
|by Mia||reply 48||12/28/2012|