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If you could pick any celebrity as your boyfriend, who would you choose?

My choice would be between these 3:

Harry Styles

Jesse Eisenberg

Logan Lerman

by Anonymousreply 19406/27/2013

Off the top of my head...

by Anonymousreply 110/20/2012

Luke Macfarlane

by Anonymousreply 210/20/2012

Mark Ruffalo. I think he's hot and incredibly sensual, I imagine he's into anything, and he seems to be funny and kind.

by Anonymousreply 310/20/2012

Cillian Murphy

by Anonymousreply 410/20/2012

Abe Vigoda

by Anonymousreply 510/20/2012

Darren Criss or Tristan MacManus

by Anonymousreply 610/20/2012

James May, of the BBC car nerd show "Top Gear".

Yes, he looks like an unkempt version of Stephen Fry and he does babble about cars a lot, but he's hilarious, eccentric, clever, inventive, articulate, cultured, and has naughty twinkles in his eyes. And he's tall, I like tall.

by Anonymousreply 710/20/2012

Ryan Gosling

by Anonymousreply 810/20/2012

I would date both Tom Selleck at the age he is now.He's still a fine man, and just as hot as ever. He would be first choice. Sam Elliot is a second choice. Either Bridges brothers.They're both hot in different ways.

by Anonymousreply 910/20/2012

James Gandolfini

Mmm, I'm so in love with him

by Anonymousreply 1010/20/2012

Jake Gyllenhaal

Or maybe Brandon Routh

Or possibly Chris Evans

by Anonymousreply 1110/20/2012

Zachary Quinto.

by Anonymousreply 1210/20/2012

Jim Parsons.

by Anonymousreply 1310/20/2012

This week it's Robert Carlyle. Love the accent, love the talent, love the intelligence, hot for the aging rock star look.

I really need to see Priest.

by Anonymousreply 1410/20/2012

Jason Sudeikis

by Anonymousreply 1510/20/2012

Brian J White.

by Anonymousreply 1610/20/2012

having Jake's hairy hole every minute

by Anonymousreply 1710/20/2012

Johnny Galecki

by Anonymousreply 1810/20/2012

Jesse Bradford or Matt Czuchry

by Anonymousreply 1910/20/2012

Now that he's clean, sober, and has stopped smoking: Colin Farrell. I went to see "Seven Psychopaths" with a straight-guy friend, and even he was wowed by Colin's beauty in the movie. "Every shot of him looks like a Calvin Klein ad," he said. Add to that his good politics, and I'm sold.

by Anonymousreply 2010/20/2012

Max Gail and Dabney Coleman as they were in the 1970s and I would definitely be on top at all times. They would both be required to wear their shirts wide open and have a big tear in the ass-end of their pants so I could have easy access to what I need.

There were other hotties on "Three's Company" and "Maude" but can't think of their names now, besides, I think those actors are dead now. You didn't specify OP whether you meant living or dead. There are 3 male actors who played parts as McHale's men in "McHale's Navy" who were hot as fucking hell in those nice navy pants, one of them was the son of the country singer, Kitty Wells, I think her name was. Cal Ripken gets an "honorary mention", but I probably wouldn't want him and his bald head as he is now--if it were just to see what it would be like to spank him, I'd go for it. This is all just off the top of my head, if there are more I'll certainly let you know...good OP post BTW.......

by Anonymousreply 2110/20/2012

David Giuntoli

by Anonymousreply 2210/20/2012

Seth McFarlane.

by Anonymousreply 2310/20/2012

Steven R. McQueen

by Anonymousreply 2410/20/2012

Josh Charles.

by Anonymousreply 2510/20/2012

fucking Jake while licking Colin's hole

by Anonymousreply 2610/20/2012

In light of recent GIFs, the only correct answer is Liam Neeson.

by Anonymousreply 2710/20/2012

Lee Pace

by Anonymousreply 2810/20/2012

Tristan MacManus

by Anonymousreply 2910/20/2012

Two of the assistent guys on the TV show "Bones" (one of which just turned up on Grimm last night):

Michael Grant Terry


Luke Kleintank

Both are *adorable*!

by Anonymousreply 3010/20/2012

Luke Kleintank:

by Anonymousreply 3110/20/2012

Michael Grant Terry:

by Anonymousreply 3210/20/2012

Stephen Amell

by Anonymousreply 3310/20/2012

James Marsden

by Anonymousreply 3410/20/2012

Lincoln Younes from Australia's "Home and away". Find him on Twitter. He's awesome.

by Anonymousreply 3510/20/2012

Now that I've seen what he's packing.. Justin Bieber. :)

by Anonymousreply 3610/20/2012

Ben Whishaw. I want to say Zac Efron because he seems like a nice guy but he also seems oddly asexual.

by Anonymousreply 3710/20/2012

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Ryan Gosling

by Anonymousreply 3810/20/2012

Darren Criss

by Anonymousreply 3910/20/2012

The Colins' Egglesfield or Firth

Pierce Brosnan

Adam Levine

James D'Arcy

Mark Harmon

by Anonymousreply 4010/20/2012

r20 stole my boyfriend!

Colin or Adam Rodriguez. Both seem like very nice guys and they're hot

by Anonymousreply 4110/20/2012

I want the character that Colin played in "A Home At The End Of The World".

by Anonymousreply 4210/20/2012

Rahm Emanuel

by Anonymousreply 4310/20/2012

Luke Macfarlane.

by Anonymousreply 4410/20/2012

Josh Lucas, Brett Climo or Guy Pearce when they were in the "Snowy River" Aussie TV series in 1993-6.

by Anonymousreply 4510/20/2012

Christopher Stanley, who plays the January Jones character's second husband on "Mad Men". Woof, woof! Hot Daddy!

Or Jon Hamm.

Or John Slattery.

Or Vincent Kartheiser.

by Anonymousreply 4610/20/2012

David Boreanaz

by Anonymousreply 4710/20/2012

CM Punk

by Anonymousreply 4810/20/2012

Chris Hemsworth

Liam Hemsworth

Josh Hutcherson

by Anonymousreply 4910/20/2012

Colton Haynes :)

by Anonymousreply 5010/20/2012

Tom Hardy by a landslide. I love his perfect lips and nose, but also his imperfect features like crooked teeth and bow legs. He seems sweet but a little dangerous.

To each his own... he does it for me.

by Anonymousreply 5110/20/2012

[quote]Max Gail

He's mine

[quote]David Boreanaz

And so's he

by Anonymousreply 5210/20/2012

Tom Hardy and Johnny Depp may I have two?

by Anonymousreply 5310/20/2012

Patrick Wilson

Peter Facinelli

Lee Pace

Young Kyle Maclachlan

Matt Smith

by Anonymousreply 5410/21/2012

Wentworth Miller before he got fat.

by Anonymousreply 5510/21/2012

Luke Macfarlane

by Anonymousreply 5610/21/2012

Gale Harold

Jon Hamm

At the same time

by Anonymousreply 5710/21/2012

licking Rahm's hairy hole while Jon Hamm fucks me

by Anonymousreply 5810/21/2012

Zachary Quinto

by Anonymousreply 5910/21/2012

James Franco...I like that he says he has OCD. Muy whole family does. I think I'd know how to calm him down.

by Anonymousreply 6010/21/2012

Chris Meloni around 2000-2007

by Anonymousreply 6110/21/2012

If my dick were bigger, Matt Damon.

by Anonymousreply 6210/21/2012

"If my dick were bigger, Matt Damon."

Why would Ben's dick have to be bigger for Matt Damon?

by Anonymousreply 6310/21/2012

Because that big ass has seen too many dicks to be tight?

by Anonymousreply 6410/21/2012

Because you have to be able to reach through all that ass.

by Anonymousreply 6510/21/2012

Ben Affleck. Not the hottest, but smart.

by Anonymousreply 6610/21/2012

R37, I'm with you on Ben Whishaw.

by Anonymousreply 6710/21/2012

Jake Johnson from "New Girl"

Freddie Smith

by Anonymousreply 6810/21/2012

[quote] I want to say Zac Efron because he seems like a nice guy but he also seems oddly asexual.

This is true. Treat it like a challenge.

I found myself attracted to Brad Pitt while I was watching "Troy", even though he's pretty bad in it, he's still sexy.

by Anonymousreply 6910/21/2012

Jake Gyllenhaal.

Johnny Depp.

Armie Hammer.

Frank Langella when he was younger, back when he made Dracula.

by Anonymousreply 7010/21/2012

You'll hate me for chiming in but here goes anyway:

If I were a gay man it'd be Daniel Radcliffe or Olly Murs.

As a lesbian, I would want Kimberley Walsh to be my gf.

by Anonymousreply 7110/21/2012

Pharrell Williams

by Anonymousreply 7210/21/2012

Jon Hamm

by Anonymousreply 7310/21/2012

R71 Kimberley is currently in Strictly Come Dancing in the UK. She is stunning but my eyes are firmly on Louis Smith. As for celeb boyfriend material think I'm going with either Zachary Quinto - good politics or possibly Russell Tovey because I think we'd have a good time.

by Anonymousreply 7410/21/2012

Because R63, Matt needs a bigger dick with some balls.

by Anonymousreply 7510/21/2012

James Wolk

Tyler Hoechlin

Steven Strait

Josh Wald (quasi celebrity)

by Anonymousreply 7610/21/2012

If he had been my boyfriend, Heath Ledger would be alive and well today.

by Anonymousreply 7710/21/2012

Or, R77, you would have driven him to suicide.

by Anonymousreply 7810/21/2012

Chief Justice Roberts

by Anonymousreply 7910/21/2012

For someone to be a celebrity, aren't we supposed to be able to recognize his or her name?

Who are these people most of you are listing?

by Anonymousreply 8010/21/2012

Johnny Weir

by Anonymousreply 8110/21/2012

Howie Long

Howie Dean

by Anonymousreply 8210/21/2012

Anderson cooper

by Anonymousreply 8310/21/2012

Scott Speedman Taylor Kinney Robert Buckley

by Anonymousreply 8410/21/2012

1. Orlando Bloom

2. Scott Speedman

3. Taylor Kitsch

4. Tim Tebow

by Anonymousreply 8510/21/2012

Pretty much the male cast of "Vampire Diaries".

by Anonymousreply 8610/21/2012

Oh man, I can't believe you left Bobby Cannavale all for ME!

by Anonymousreply 8710/21/2012

Chris mine!!!

by Anonymousreply 8810/21/2012

Anyone of them rich and near death.

by Anonymousreply 8910/21/2012

Dylan O'Brien, aka "Stiles" on Teen Wolf.

Yes, I'm way too old for him. I don't care. I'm in love with Stiles, and I'm not afraid to admit it. (and unlike his character, the actor is perfectly 'legal'... he's 22)

by Anonymousreply 9010/21/2012

Burt Reynolds circa the Deliverance era....BEYOND SEXY !!!

by Anonymousreply 9110/21/2012

Jon Hamm Ryan Gosling David Gandy Victor Cruz (football) Gilles Marini Jesse Williams Paul Walker Chris Evans Lenny Kravitz Shayne Ward (singer)

by Anonymousreply 9210/21/2012

[quote]Joseph Gordon-Levitt

When I saw (500) Days of Summer, I kept yelling at Zooey Deschanel..."How can you not love this man? Are you crazy??"

by Anonymousreply 9310/21/2012

Andrew garfield

Talented,intelligent,kind,and handsome.

by Anonymousreply 9410/21/2012

Charlie Hunamm

by Anonymousreply 9510/21/2012

I agree r80, I've never heard of nearly all of these guys, and r52, I'm afraid Max Gail is mine as well at least for part of the week--can we agree to shared custody?

by Anonymousreply 9610/21/2012

Matt Bomer baby.

by Anonymousreply 9710/21/2012

Vincent Perez ... Hotter than ever at 48

by Anonymousreply 9810/21/2012

Nick Lachey

Scott Porter

by Anonymousreply 9910/21/2012

OK, I've heard enough about Matt Damon's ass, can anyone link to a picture so I can see for myself? I looked in IMDB and Wikipedia and couldn't find any with a clear view of his ass. Bare or clothed will be fine.

by Anonymousreply 10010/21/2012

[quote]Cal Ripken gets an "honorary mention"


by Anonymousreply 10110/21/2012

[quote] OK, I've heard enough about Matt Damon's ass, can anyone link to a picture so I can see for myself?

Here's some vintage Matt Damon ass, from "School Ties" back in the early '90s.

by Anonymousreply 10210/21/2012

And here's Matt's ass surfing.

by Anonymousreply 10310/21/2012

Seth McFarlane - Rich and beautiful

by Anonymousreply 10410/21/2012

Justin Timberlake.

by Anonymousreply 10510/21/2012

Sidney Crosby

by Anonymousreply 10610/21/2012

Gotta say Jake Gyllenhaal. And I only say this because I've seen him in person. Shit. There are no words.

by Anonymousreply 10710/21/2012

R107, between Jake and his sister, he truly got all the looks.

by Anonymousreply 10810/21/2012

Darren Criss and Jason Sudeikis

by Anonymousreply 10910/21/2012

Wentworth Miller

Gale Harold

Lee Jun Ki

by Anonymousreply 11010/21/2012

Can't I pick Joe Namath circa 1969? Or Jim Courier in 1991? Or Bo Jackson in 1989? or Bart Connor in 1984?

by Anonymousreply 11110/21/2012

[quote]OK, I've heard enough about Matt Damon's ass, can anyone link to a picture so I can see for myself?

To be honest, Matt Damon doesn't have all that much of a phat ass to me. I've seen plenty of other white boys with bigger asses. Sure, it's nice and plump, but it's certainly no Recker ass...

by Anonymousreply 11210/21/2012

If that's the case, I want John Schneider circa "The Dukes of Hazzard"

by Anonymousreply 11310/21/2012

Tom Hardy.

by Anonymousreply 11410/21/2012

Terry O'Quinn Clive Owen Javier Bardem

by Anonymousreply 11510/21/2012

John Krasinski

by Anonymousreply 11610/21/2012

To my list of Howies, I add the deliciousness that is Shemar Moore. Just look at the neck. Look again.

by Anonymousreply 11710/21/2012

Anderson Cooper, he's rich, smart, funny and relatively grounded and sane. And cute.

by Anonymousreply 11810/21/2012

Christopher Meloni

by Anonymousreply 11910/21/2012

Willem Dafoe seems like a sweet freak.

by Anonymousreply 12010/21/2012

Tom Welling

by Anonymousreply 12110/21/2012

Tom Selleck in a pin-stripe suit is mighty fine....oh yeah...

Lee Majors back in the day.

by Anonymousreply 12210/21/2012

oh I forgot about Tom Selleck I hear he's gay or bisexual and a total bottom and I would fuck him gladly!

by Anonymousreply 12310/21/2012

Previously living: Noel Coward. He'd have done wonders for my career.

Current: A toss between Daniel Craig and the model from the Dolce & Gabana Light Blue fragrances ads: David Gandy

by Anonymousreply 12410/21/2012

David Giuntoli of the TV series Grimm John Leguizamo Seth McFarland Bruno Mars Bruno Mars Bruno Mars Brun Mars Did I mention Bruno Mars?

by Anonymousreply 12510/21/2012

Tyrone Power in his prime 30's. That is the age he truly was not only beautiful, but handsome as well.

by Anonymousreply 12610/21/2012

Tom Welling is MINE, bitch!

by Anonymousreply 12710/21/2012

OK, r103 and r112, I can see what some of the hoopla is about and I have come to the conclusion that Matt Damon DOES need some of daddy's whuppin from his spanking tool until he is moaning OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, like an overwrought, hung-over cowboy. But now I have to add Robert Conrad as he was in the 1960s in Wild Wild West. I don't know what he looks like now but I'm guessing it's not a pretty picture--he's liked the booze a little too much over the years, but back then he definitely needed that ass busted like a balloon (maybe he did!) I know he's been mentioned in DL many times but here it bears repeating.

by Anonymousreply 12810/21/2012

This forum has become infested by 12 year old girls!

by Anonymousreply 12910/21/2012

Michael Fassbender even though he's a dirty slut who will never settle down.

by Anonymousreply 13010/21/2012

MDNA, she said she has a cock and she is so domineering she could woo me into being a slutty bottom. I bet she does female ejaculations too.

by Anonymousreply 13110/21/2012

Ben Affleck or Seth MacFarlane

by Anonymousreply 13210/21/2012

Matt Lanter

by Anonymousreply 13310/21/2012

Ewan McGregor has been my secret celebrity boyfriend for 15 years.

by Anonymousreply 13410/21/2012

Cheyenne Jackson.

by Anonymousreply 13510/21/2012

Timothy Olyphant (Justified)

Kyle Chandler (Friday Night Lights)

Brad Ausmus (former MLB player)

Chip Esten (Whose Line Is It Anyway, Nashville)

I like the guys in their mid 40s with really sexy eyes. Unfortunately, I think they're all in long-term marriages. Maybe that provides part of the attraction.

by Anonymousreply 13610/21/2012


by Anonymousreply 13710/21/2012

R94, where did you get the idea Andrew Garfield was kind? He definitely a closeted gay, so available for that, but kind is a stretch...a long, long stretch.

by Anonymousreply 13810/22/2012

1) Jon Hamm 2) David Giuntoli 3) Matt Bomer

by Anonymousreply 13910/23/2012

R138 He does a lot for charity,but i hate the fact that he's so closeted.!!

by Anonymousreply 14010/23/2012

OP, love the geek chic choices in Jesse & Logan. Something tells me Jesse is naughty in bed. Staring into Logan's stunning eyes across the breakfast table wouldn't be a bad thing.

r90, Dylan would be good. Cuddling with that cutie every night would be bliss. Everyone says he's a bundle of fun in real life.

r133, I find Matt Lanter physically perfect in every way from head (great hair) to toe (beautiful feet). I could do away with the self-loathing, though. We could work on that together. Before long he would be out & proud.

I'd probably choose a guy under the radar. A current twink like Cody Linley or Jason Dolley (both seem a bit goofy, which I like). Or maybe a cub like Shawn Pyfrom (seems super cool). Or just a nice, handsome guy like Will Estes (a good cook & loves animals - PERFECT).

by Anonymousreply 14110/23/2012

Paul Rudd

Erwin Shrott - new and improved version

Vincent Perez

Chris Isaac

by Anonymousreply 14210/23/2012

I want to add Ronan Farrow to my list. I know you all hate him but I think he's cute and smart.

by Anonymousreply 14310/23/2012

Gale Harold, circa 2001

Benedict Cumberbatch

by Anonymousreply 14410/23/2012

Jason Momoa. Oh god.

by Anonymousreply 14510/23/2012

James Blake (tennis), Boris Kodjoe, Jeremy Wariner.

by Anonymousreply 14610/23/2012

R136 - Brad Ausmus. Hell yeah.

by Anonymousreply 14710/23/2012

Hmmmm. Josh Hutcherson.

by Anonymousreply 14810/23/2012

I will always love Hugh.

by Anonymousreply 14910/23/2012

Jsck White Michael Pitt Nacho Figueras

by Anonymousreply 15010/23/2012

Billy Miller from Y&R

by Anonymousreply 15110/23/2012

Please don't laugh at me, but Channing Tatum.

by Anonymousreply 15210/23/2012

Since I have nothing in common with the younger set and am nearly his age, I pick Robby Benson as my celebrity boyfriend. He's retained his beauty and he's intelligent and articulate. Mr. Benson & I will be very happy together living as a couple. I would even convert if he asked me to.

by Anonymousreply 15310/23/2012

RDJ, love him!

by Anonymousreply 15410/23/2012

Chris Hayes from MSNBC. He's cute and a little fuzzy like a baby owl. Really smart too. I want him on his knees with his glasses off NOW. Plus I bet he gets invited to all of Rachel's cool cocktail soirees.

by Anonymousreply 15510/24/2012

Jack White

by Anonymousreply 15610/24/2012

Brian Unger

by Anonymousreply 15710/24/2012

The guy that plays Jack on Revenge. We would live happily ever after on his boat

by Anonymousreply 15810/24/2012

Ashton Kutcher... hot and dorky

by Anonymousreply 15910/24/2012

Aww, R158 - I'd pick Jack on a houseboat, too. Coincidentally, I'd also jack Jack on a houseboat. I do love me some big beefy guys, though, to snuggle with. Someone like Christopher Sieber. Yes, I know you queens all think he's old and fat, now, but I love everything about him. I also like that he seems like good husband material. I'd totally live on his island with him if it wasn't for that damn husband of his.

by Anonymousreply 16010/24/2012

R121 needs to share Superman with me.

by Anonymousreply 16110/24/2012

Good call R157, I love Brian and he seems like he'd be a great boyfriend.

by Anonymousreply 16210/24/2012

Viggo Mortensen

by Anonymousreply 16310/24/2012

Jensen Ackles

by Anonymousreply 16410/24/2012

Reggie Bush

by Anonymousreply 16510/24/2012

Idris Elba and Chang Chen.

by Anonymousreply 16610/24/2012

Laz Alonso, Mehcad Brooks, Derek Luke, Victor Cruz, Franky G, Adam Rodriguez, Mark Sanchez, Amir Khan, Brian White

by Anonymousreply 16710/24/2012

Jake Gyllenhaal

by Anonymousreply 16810/24/2012

Amen R168. I think I could sell my soul for one night with him. I mean I could discuss selling my soul, not that I'd actually do it.

by Anonymousreply 16910/24/2012

Damn, I love your picks, R167!

by Anonymousreply 17010/24/2012

Brandon Routh

by Anonymousreply 17110/25/2012

r167, you have good taste!

by Anonymousreply 17210/25/2012

I'm certain that I've seen "Bones" star Michael Grant Terry in the Philly gayborhood.

by Anonymousreply 17303/04/2013

Heath Ledger

by Anonymousreply 17403/04/2013

Jesse Williams of Grey's Anatomy

by Anonymousreply 17503/14/2013

[all posts by ham-fisted troll a removed.]

by Anonymousreply 17603/14/2013

I wouldn't want a celebrity as my boyfriend. They're too narcissistic and there are too many demands on their time.

But which one would I want as fuckbuddy? Aaron Taylor-Johnson. I could have sex with him for hours and hours and hours.

by Anonymousreply 17703/14/2013

I agree with OP's choice of Jesse Eisenberg.

by Anonymousreply 17803/14/2013

Kobe Bryant or Ryan Gossling

by Anonymousreply 17903/14/2013

Topher Grace

by Anonymousreply 18003/14/2013

Adrian Brody

by Anonymousreply 18103/14/2013

Nathan Adrian

by Anonymousreply 18203/14/2013

Orlando Bloom

by Anonymousreply 18303/14/2013

Matt Bomer, first season of White Collar

by Anonymousreply 18403/14/2013

Kit Harington

by Anonymousreply 18503/15/2013

David Costabile

by Anonymousreply 18603/15/2013

Brian Pumper.

But he's porn celeb. Does that count?

by Anonymousreply 18703/15/2013

Chris Meloni

by Anonymousreply 18803/15/2013

Eddie Cahill

by Anonymousreply 18903/15/2013

I was channel surfing the other night and stopped on a re-run from the 70s of Battle of the Network Stars and Tom Selleck was on in a dip the dope challenge with Mary Ellen from The Waltons. He was in a skimpy 70s era bathing suit and my god he was so fucking hot. I always thought he was handsome but I never realized how HOT he was. Current bf would have to be Kyle Chandler or Mark Ruffalo. Total bf material.

by Anonymousreply 19003/15/2013

Been on a Zachary Levi binge for a while.

by Anonymousreply 19106/27/2013

This is an easy one: Jesse Eisenberg

by Anonymousreply 19206/27/2013

I will always love Hugh.

by Anonymousreply 19306/27/2013

Back in the day:

Joe Penny

David Canary

Gary Sandy

Bobby Rydell

George Strait

Russell Crowe

The Everly Brothers

Perry King

by Anonymousreply 19406/27/2013
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