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Has Ryan ever had his hole licked?

Take my hole poll, bitches.

by Anonymousreply 4810/13/2012

Jesus, I went through a lot of trouble with my hole poll. Didn't post.

Feel free to discuss amongst yourselves while I look into the problem.

by Anonymousreply 110/12/2012

What poll bitch

by Anonymousreply 210/12/2012

Yuck, his face is ratty and I picture his hole being tanned, wrinkled, with a piece of toilet paper stuck in it. Not lick worthy.

by Anonymousreply 310/12/2012

He looks like a nazi. He probably tweezes his butt hairs.

by Anonymousreply 410/12/2012

I already love this thread.

Well, he did date a black chick who did time, so I'm sure he's had "fun."

by Anonymousreply 510/12/2012

epic fail.

before you try and act like you belong around here by using our slang, know how to operate the website so you arent touting some poll you cant upload.


by Anonymousreply 610/12/2012

A simple yes or no would do. I'm looking into the problem.

by Anonymousreply 710/12/2012

Ryan Gosling?

Ryan Kwanten?

Paul Ryan?

Ryan Lochte?

Ryan Reynolds?

Which one do you mean?

by Anonymousreply 810/12/2012

Cunt at R6. I had a great poll. The site sucks. I hit "post" and the poll was lost. You seem really invested in the hole. Fucking bossy bottom, for sure.

by Anonymousreply 910/12/2012

C'mon, you know his wife ain't going anywhere near his hole. These extreme Born Again Christians don't have much sex.

A close friend's brother and his wife became Born Agains a few years ago, he told me his brother told him that he and his wife don't have much sex.

The brother is now so bizarre, always talking about God etc, that he's basically alienated himself from his family.

by Anonymousreply 1010/12/2012

[quote] A simple yes or no would do.

Then the answer is YES!

by Anonymousreply 1110/12/2012

[bold][italic]W H I C H

R Y A N ? ? ?[/italic][/bold]

by Anonymousreply 1210/12/2012

you probably forgot to put a questiop

by Anonymousreply 1310/12/2012

you forgot the poll question box op

r6 is on the rag

by Anonymousreply 1410/12/2012

Paul Ryan, douche. It's pretty simple. Do you think Paul Ryan has ever had a tongue lick his asshole?

by Anonymousreply 1510/12/2012

So if I forgot to put the question in the poll why didn't a box pop up saying "You forgot to include the question." ??????

by Anonymousreply 1610/12/2012

Because unlike the op, the average user of this site has a high school education and has been on the internets more than two months.

by Anonymousreply 1710/12/2012

r17=haughty bitch who derives superiority in the oddest places

by Anonymousreply 1810/12/2012

yes while sipping water

by Anonymousreply 1910/12/2012

Hmmm, no, cunt at R17. This site is engineered with very poor usability and lacks even the most basic features that one would expect on the most basic site. Time for you to fuck off, cunt.

by Anonymousreply 2010/12/2012

you always lose the fight when you use the C word, R20. It shows you have a tenth grade vocabulary and a ninth grade brain.

by Anonymousreply 2110/12/2012

R17, can you post a pic of yourself because I would find that VERY interesting.

by Anonymousreply 2210/12/2012

Gee, [R6] is there a test we can to join your club?

by Anonymousreply 2310/12/2012

r6 is r17 is r21!

by Anonymousreply 2410/12/2012

cunt cunt cunt

by Anonymousreply 2510/12/2012

[quote]Paul Ryan, douche. It's pretty simple.

Why would it be "pretty simple," shitstain, when there are so many other famous Ryans?

by Anonymousreply 2610/12/2012

Since the whole country is talking about Paul Ryan (and Biden)it would be pretty simple to assume op meant him

r26 is an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 2710/12/2012

As opposed to Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds, two of the biggest movie stars in Hollywood right now, or Ryan Lochte, one of the most famous athletes alive?

r27 has to write "TGIF" at the ends of all of his shoes to remind himself every time, "Toes Go In First"

by Anonymousreply 2810/12/2012

Did Ryan Gosling, Ryan Reynolds, or Ryan Lochte do anything last night that would merit discussion today

Please kill yourself r28...the world will be so much better without you. It won't get better for you.

by Anonymousreply 2910/12/2012

Why are people fighting...just comment on the question!

by Anonymousreply 3010/12/2012

Lame, r29: all those people are famous and the poll could easily about any of them. Your faux-rule for positing for whom it could be about is complete bullshit.

Speaking of which... I think you'd better wipe much more carefully next time, r29... you really do smell like shit, and it's making the rest of us gag.

by Anonymousreply 3110/12/2012

What a stupid thread. The OP doesn't even know how to post a poll; he asked a stupid question to begin with; and he couldn't even bother to tell us whom he was actually talking about. And now he's in a pissing contest.

by Anonymousreply 3210/12/2012

He looks like the type who doesn't spend enough time wiping. So I'd vote no.

by Anonymousreply 3310/12/2012

My first thought was Ryan Gosling, actually, not Paul Ryan, since Gosling has been spotted by many tonight at the Austin City Limits music festival.

Has Paul Ryan ever had his hole licked? Fuck no; straight women rarely do that, and uptight, frigid Catholic cunts like Ryan's wife not only NEVER do that, but are unlikely to have an interest in blowjobs or any position other than Missionary. It always amazes me how unfamiliar DL gays are with the ways of Puritanical heterosexual America.

Has Ryan Gosling ever had his hole licked? I'm guessing Ryan Gosling enjoys most of the Kama Sutra on a regular basis, and has no uptight hang-ups about *any* sex acts, let alone analingus. (Although I don't think Gosling is gay, feel free to read any homoerotic subtext you want into that statement.)

by Anonymousreply 3410/12/2012

His mouth is so tight and puckered,so I would say yes,OP.

by Anonymousreply 3510/12/2012


by Anonymousreply 3610/12/2012

still waiting for the grandiose poll. Got poll?

by Anonymousreply 3710/12/2012

He reminds me of this:

by Anonymousreply 3810/12/2012

Who stole his lips?

by Anonymousreply 3910/12/2012

Lick a-the-ass


by Anonymousreply 4010/13/2012

R27, R29 is a fucking narrow-minded idiot for assuming that every other poster here think exactly like he does.

by Anonymousreply 4110/13/2012

[quote]Take my hole poll, bitches.

So sorry you failed with your poll, Jackass!

by Anonymousreply 4210/13/2012

Do lady tax lawyers lick holes?

by Anonymousreply 4310/13/2012

"I'm gonna audit your taint!"

by Anonymousreply 4410/13/2012

Don't know if it's been licked but it sure got kicked hard last week, Bitches.

by Anonymousreply 4510/13/2012

Licked no, fingered yes.

by Anonymousreply 4610/13/2012

Yuck (to Paul Ryan). Just...YUCK.

by Anonymousreply 4710/13/2012

LOL at r40

by Anonymousreply 4810/13/2012
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