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flirting with your butcher

It gets me excited, they all have such strong hands and the young ones are so darn friendly. Even the older guy who owns the shop is such a big "Padrone" that I can't help but get excited talking with him!

I have a thing for butchers

by London broil and short ribs to goreply 2410/18/2012

amazing pieces of MEAT

by London broil and short ribs to goreply 110/12/2012

always worked for me with Sam

by London broil and short ribs to goreply 310/12/2012

I have a secret fetish for hot cab drivers.

by London broil and short ribs to goreply 410/12/2012

They are all so butch, it scares me!

by London broil and short ribs to goreply 510/12/2012

"The heart wants what it wants", R4? Ain't it more like the crotch wants what the crotch wants?

by London broil and short ribs to goreply 610/12/2012

They're usually covered in blood. You're a freak, OP.

by London broil and short ribs to goreply 710/12/2012

not mine! they are all clean as a whistle!

by London broil and short ribs to goreply 810/12/2012

I'm putting on weight buying muffins just to get an opportunity to flirt with the hot Turkish muffin guy.

Me "Hmmm. not sure what I want"

Him "Yesterday we have a corn. Day before we have a blueberry. Day before that we have a cranberry. How about today we have a date." *wink wink*

by London broil and short ribs to goreply 910/12/2012

It's embarrassing how I throw myself at the butchers.

by London broil and short ribs to goreply 1010/12/2012

And they're all CUT!!!!

by London broil and short ribs to goreply 1110/12/2012

When I worked at a supermarket the meat department guys were usually the assholes who always took their breaks together and ogled the cashiers passing by as if it were a strange requirement, but the guys in the produce department were the ones who would fuck anything. Strangely enough, guys in the bakery department always seemed to be sullen ex-jailbirds or something. So, OP, maybe you might try ringing the buzzer for help making your "meat purchase"--tell the butcher you can't tell a pork loin from a lamb shank and you desperately need his help, then after he helps you give him a nice pinch on his ass.

by London broil and short ribs to goreply 1210/13/2012

doesn't padrone mean mistress in italian

by London broil and short ribs to goreply 1310/13/2012

If you love him so much why don't you marry him?

by London broil and short ribs to goreply 1410/13/2012

R12, my butcher works in a butcher shop, no grocery stores here.

by London broil and short ribs to goreply 1510/13/2012

I used to go to an okay-ish felafel place just for the incredibly beautiful Lebanese guy who worked behind the counter. He wasn't particularly happy in the U.S. and wanted to go back to Lebanon. I don't know where he went to when he left the job, but I stopped eating there.

The End.

by London broil and short ribs to goreply 1610/13/2012

I always had you pegged as going for Samantha, R3.

by London broil and short ribs to goreply 1710/13/2012

It's those pink cabinet lights, Miss Daisy. They maake even rancid fillet look delectable.

by London broil and short ribs to goreply 1810/13/2012

At Straub's in the Central West End in St. Louis there was a butcher who had it all - butch, young, friendly, straight (married - the other butchers would talk about it), sexy and muscular.

He'd look you straight in the eyes with his own baby blues sparkling and say, "Can I get you anything else? You sure? We've got some great beef available."

The gays would line up. We gays, I should say.

by London broil and short ribs to goreply 1910/13/2012

R19 knows what I am talking about

by London broil and short ribs to goreply 2010/13/2012

I went in today for the same cuts as last week and the same cute butcher guy came to me and sort of fake-rolled his eyes and asked, "you just like coming here in general or is it me? " I wanted to get on my knees at that point right then! Then his boss walked up and asked, "is this guy bothering you, mister?" and answered no. But the butcher asked again, "so what's the answer?" and I replied, " we wil have to work on it".

I'm just all aflutter about the hot butcher guy!

by London broil and short ribs to goreply 2110/18/2012

There's nothing wrong with flirting with your butcher.

by London broil and short ribs to goreply 2210/18/2012

Why would you have to specify "to go"?

Is there a chance he thinks you want to eat it right there on the spot?

by London broil and short ribs to goreply 2310/18/2012

never mentioned "to go" up-thread, sorry

by London broil and short ribs to goreply 2410/18/2012
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