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Sex on Math - Experiences?

I know some of you guys have done it, so is it really that much better? Or at least, that much better for a while? Does your body just become focused on the mathematical physics of the measurable world, or what? Orgasms more intense? What?

by Math-headreply 4610/15/2012

Oh. I get it. Funny.

by Math-headreply 210/12/2012

It increases pleasure exponentially.

by Math-headreply 310/12/2012

I am two squared for that.

by Math-headreply 410/12/2012

Mine is always irrational: e or Pi.

by Math-headreply 510/12/2012

I hate it because I know I am never going to do that kind of sex in the real world.

by Math-headreply 610/12/2012

I was told there would be no math sex on Datalounge.

by Math-headreply 710/12/2012

Too derivative and not integral.

by Math-headreply 810/12/2012

Never done it but am acutely interested.

by Math-headreply 910/12/2012

This guy I'm seeing told me that he can give me a 3-log increase in ecstasy. I told him to forget about the "3" and tell me more about the "log."

by Math-headreply 1010/12/2012

OP just KNEW she had come up with the most clever thread idea in years and couldn't wait to post this.

Isn't that right, OP? You were really hoping for one of those iconic threads, weren't you?

by Math-headreply 1110/12/2012

I had a friend who thought he could handle the occasional use of math. He went on to get a Ph. D in set theory from Harvard. Just say no!

by Math-headreply 1210/12/2012

That is Math-head Extreme!

by Math-headreply 1310/12/2012

When I start adding and subtractin' shit with my blatino husbear... MMMM, girl.

by Math-headreply 1410/12/2012

Algebra is unsafe - even with your partner?

by Math-headreply 1510/13/2012

Faces of Math

by Math-headreply 1610/13/2012

More Faces of Math

by Math-headreply 1710/13/2012

I'm scared!

by Math-headreply 1810/13/2012

[quote]Algebra is unsafe - even with your partner?

Not if you practice safe algebra and use parenthesis.

by Math-headreply 1910/13/2012

I beg to differ, r11. Clever and funny thread so far.

by Math-headreply 2010/13/2012

Recently buried my sex partner who died of meth stroke. If I'd known it caused micro arterial lesions and that most meth users die of either stroke or heart attack I would have done something. I just thought it eas a bad drug like herion but you could live on it forever as long as their was good nutrition. Not so. Everyone DIES.

by Math-headreply 2110/13/2012

Excuse typos. iphone. R21

by Math-headreply 2210/13/2012

r21, you can't blame your i phone for that post.

by Math-headreply 2310/13/2012

R21 needs more MATH

by Math-headreply 2410/13/2012

R21, sorry for you loss. But you are looking for the meth thread. This is a simple light-hearted parody post that's not even making fun of the serious addiction that has affected your life tremendously.

by Math-headreply 2510/13/2012

I like double digits!

Ooh la la!

by Math-headreply 2610/13/2012

dying at R16! W&W

by Math-headreply 2710/13/2012

I remember in high school, everyone whined "we will never use algebra!" Boy, were we wrong!

by Math-headreply 2810/13/2012

I have an assistant programming professor that runs a math lab and while it does not explode with DLL insight it does give people the endurance they need without fatigue.

by Math-headreply 2910/13/2012

R29 - tee hee!!!

by Math-headreply 3110/13/2012

I've been fucked atop a times table too many times to count.

by Math-headreply 3210/13/2012

My ex was fucked up and kinky, he only did it with Qaternions

by Math-headreply 3310/13/2012

Nothing equals it!

by Math-headreply 3410/14/2012

It makes my head explode.

by Math-headreply 3510/14/2012

There is no limit!

by Math-headreply 3610/14/2012

I can never get enough pi, but the first time I did it I got stuck on in an acute angle. That's the last time I try to figure out the area of an unshaven triangle.

by Math-headreply 3710/14/2012

Ask him to integrate your partial derivative.

And set infinite limits!

by Math-headreply 3810/14/2012


by Math-headreply 3910/14/2012

r30, he should have tired math. He'd still be alive if he had a smaller tangent because we do pick our own chords in life.



by Math-headreply 4010/14/2012

Sine, I'm just a sine and why aren't there any hot cosines in this town?!

by Math-headreply 4110/14/2012

Algebra is not necessarily unsafe as long as you are your partner are tested, but math tests are so high school.

by Math-headreply 4210/14/2012

I do not eat pi.

by Math-headreply 4310/15/2012

This is fucking hilarious.

by Math-headreply 4410/15/2012

I received surprise integration from 0-infinity.

I can barely walk.

It all started when I was dripping pre-calc.

by Math-headreply 4510/15/2012

poor thing, you should have stuck with angle and geometry

by Math-headreply 4610/15/2012
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