What a hunk of man!
Paul Ryan workout photos!
|by ;>||reply 100||10/12/2012|
Toothpick legs. NOT hot. Blech.
I thought Republicans hated fit, healthy people. They hate "MOOchelle" Obama for teaching kids to eat healthy. Ryan doesn't look like most Romney voters. Why does he get a pass?
|by ;>||reply 1||10/11/2012|
Go away, freeper fundie cunt OP.
|by ;>||reply 2||10/11/2012|
There's nothing better than glamor shots to give a candidate credibility.
|by ;>||reply 3||10/11/2012|
Joe and Paul should arm wrestle at the debate.
|by ;>||reply 4||10/11/2012|
Dude! Call me if you need a spotter.
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|by ;>||reply 6||10/11/2012|
wow, does that baseball cap make him look like an ugly dork! truth in pics, i guess.
|by ;>||reply 7||10/11/2012|
The pictures are more credibile than his batshit ideology which mirrors yours, Sister Sarah.
|by ;>||reply 8||10/11/2012|
Paul is dreamy. Can just imagine how mouthwateringly hairy is butthole is.
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|by ;>||reply 10||10/11/2012|
("bile" applies as well)
|by ;>||reply 11||10/11/2012|
He's a cunt of man.
|by ;>||reply 12||10/11/2012|
He looks like a doofus.
|by ;>||reply 13||10/11/2012|
There is nothing DL loves more than a hot white gay hating guy.
|by ;>||reply 14||10/11/2012|
I saw ten gym bunnies today who were way hotter today. And I paid them scant attention, this dolt deserves even less.
|by ;>||reply 15||10/11/2012|
r2, are you really that much of an idiot?
Did you not notice my winky face in the author slot?
|by ;>||reply 16||10/11/2012|
He looks like an older version of David Henrie. As far as M.O. - well, she's just a she-beast. Should have been a linebacker for the Bears. Hate to run into her in a dark alley...
|by ;>||reply 17||10/11/2012|
At times he looks toothless.
|by ;>||reply 18||10/11/2012|
Take note fags - here's a real man! ALL real. My mudflaps are palpitatin'!
|by ;>||reply 19||10/11/2012|
Honestly he looks like he belongs sitting on the top step of a rusty trailer, coors lite in hand.
He has METH MOUTH people!!
|by ;>||reply 20||10/11/2012|
All of you saying you wouldn't jump this are liers.
|by ;>||reply 21||10/11/2012|
I've seen better legs on a chicken!
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|by ;>||reply 23||10/11/2012|
[quote]All of you saying you wouldn't jump this are liers.
Home schooled, R21?
|by ;>||reply 24||10/11/2012|
He's meh in the real world, but "hot" in politics -- which isn't saying much when you're in a sea of fugly.
As far as M.O, R17? No one mentioned her, asshole.
|by ;>||reply 25||10/11/2012|
He looks so douchey in that backwards baseball cap.
|by ;>||reply 26||10/11/2012|
He really has a face of a twit. A contentious twit.
|by ;>||reply 27||10/11/2012|
Hmmm I like Obama's look more
He has those hot dick succking lips
|by ;>||reply 28||10/11/2012|
He is so BLAH to me.
|by ;>||reply 29||10/11/2012|
He looks like the kind of guy you see going in and out of the booths at adult book stores. Not that I would know anything about that!
|by ;>||reply 30||10/11/2012|
If anyone is thinking of reviving the old Mayberry RFD series, we've got your Goober.
|by ;>||reply 31||10/11/2012|
I love him.
|by ;>||reply 32||10/11/2012|
It's true .Washington really is Hollywood for ugly people.
|by ;>||reply 33||10/11/2012|
He really does look retarded.
|by ;>||reply 34||10/11/2012|
He looks strangely familar.... let me think about this....
|by ;>||reply 35||10/11/2012|
I can't believe people claim he's goodlooking. He looks inbred and he has DEAD EYES.
Repulsive inside and out.
|by ;>||reply 36||10/11/2012|
He looks awful here. This is the era of things like Mens Health magazine, where celebs go shirtless on the cover.
'Workout photos" have to reveal something - at least a sleeveless, tight shirt, showing ripped arms and the outline of a nice chest. Better yet, shirtless.
|by ;>||reply 37||10/11/2012|
Follow Ryan into the shower, then we'll talk. But he's stil an asshole.
The baseball cap on backwards makes him look even more like a douchebag.
|by ;>||reply 38||10/11/2012|
He looks like a tweaker.
|by ;>||reply 39||10/11/2012|
Hubba, hubba! After looking at these, my pussy is now every bit as wet as the breeze wafting into our vacation villa on Capri!
|by ;>||reply 40||10/11/2012|
He looks like a chicken.
|by ;>||reply 41||10/11/2012|
The man is fugly!
End of story.
|by ;>||reply 42||10/11/2012|
I agree that he looks inbred, like a hillbilly.
|by ;>||reply 43||10/11/2012|
He's hot. He's the type of hot, rugged DILF you see wandering the malls with their frau and spawn on the weekend. When you see him, you wonder to yourself, "Dare I cruise him?" and "What if he responds to my piercing gaze?" These "rugged straight types," in the most traditional sense of the term, make the best lovers. Sadly, you don't see many of these types, if at all, in the gay bars. You have to seek them out at malls and then summon the bravery to throw them a nod and a wink.
|by ;>||reply 44||10/11/2012|
I wouldn't suck his (no doubt) tiny white man's dick if I was suffocating and his balls had oxygen in 'em.
|by ;>||reply 45||10/11/2012|
Jesus, I hope r44 is a parody post but I don't think so.
|by ;>||reply 46||10/11/2012|
Does he have teeth? Why is his face broken so that his smile goes upside down? Is that a genetic glitch of some kind?
|by ;>||reply 47||10/11/2012|
R44 went looking for Mr Goodbar.
|by ;>||reply 48||10/11/2012|
Except he doesn't look like that R21. His mouth always looks like he's trying to swallow his own face.
|by ;>||reply 49||10/11/2012|
He is truly a ghoul, the Ichabod Crane for the Young Republican crowd. Those pictures parody themselves.
|by ;>||reply 50||10/11/2012|
good gawd, he really does look like Goober from Mayberry!
|by ;>||reply 51||10/11/2012|
[quote]After looking at these, my pussy is now every bit as wet as the breeze wafting into our vacation villa on Capri!
Mama, I know you have to stretch sometimes to come up with clever descriptions of your pussy/mussy, but I feel the need to inform you that Capri is in the bone-dry part of Italy and gets very little rain.
|by ;>||reply 52||10/11/2012|
(1) The comment is from Ann Romney, talking about her pussy, rather than from Momma (not "Mama"--newbie!) talking about her mussy
(2) The Capri breeze can be wet if it comes from the oceanside, where the most prized villas for the wealthy indeed are
But, many thanks for the benefit of your pedantry anyway.
|by ;>||reply 53||10/11/2012|
Dustin Diamond is already pitching to play him in the inevitable HBO telemovie. Gomer Pyle had more sex appeal.
|by ;>||reply 54||10/11/2012|
I am really not impressed with his body. And I was expecting much better arms and shoulders.
|by ;>||reply 55||10/11/2012|
That's it F the issues I'm gonna vote with my loins
|by ;>||reply 56||10/11/2012|
Those pics look like an Onion parody
|by ;>||reply 57||10/11/2012|
He is absolutely unappetizing. Looks like my social studies teacher, Julius Kornbluth.
|by ;>||reply 58||10/11/2012|
Paul Ryan and Aaron Schock wear their ballcaps backward. It's much easier for them to 69 that way.
|by ;>||reply 59||10/11/2012|
He looks goofy in those photos, very unsexy.
|by ;>||reply 60||10/11/2012|
I clocked Jim McGreevey & I stand strong that Ryan has a secret gay life
|by ;>||reply 61||10/11/2012|
Ryan currently getting fucked up the ass.
Thought you guys would be interested.
|by ;>||reply 62||10/11/2012|
Oh, bitches, you HAVE to check these Ryan "memes" out!
|by ;>||reply 63||10/11/2012|
R63 Thanks for the laugh
|by ;>||reply 64||10/11/2012|
Not looking so fierce in the debate tonight.
|by ;>||reply 65||10/11/2012|
Paul Ryan NEVER looks fierce, r65.
|by ;>||reply 66||10/11/2012|
Scroll down for debate poll.
|by ;>||reply 67||10/11/2012|
He's got Appalachia written all over his face
|by ;>||reply 68||10/11/2012|
He looks better in black and white
|by ;>||reply 69||10/11/2012|
In the second picture he looks like Kathy from Real Housewives of New Jersey! (Before her face reconstruction.)
|by ;>||reply 70||10/11/2012|
What's with his mouth? He looks like an old coot who has taken his dentures out!
|by ;>||reply 71||10/11/2012|
He needs to do some upper and lower lip curls.
|by ;>||reply 72||10/11/2012|
Good Lord, R44, seek help. Your life sounds like hell.
|by ;>||reply 73||10/12/2012|
I swear to God I thought I was looking at Jim Varney from the Ernest movies. Has a man running for Vice President ever looked more like a toothless moron than Paul Ryan.
|by ;>||reply 74||10/12/2012|
He is very Jim McGreevy-ish, r61!
|by ;>||reply 75||10/12/2012|
Ha ha ha! Look at Mr. Spindle Legs.
|by ;>||reply 76||10/12/2012|
Please Hammer, don't hurt 'em!
|by ;>||reply 77||10/12/2012|
what an ugly, fuckhead little gnome.
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|by ;>||reply 79||10/12/2012|
I'm really afraid these pics of Ryan could win Romney the presidency. Remember when those beefcake photos of Spiro Agnew in a mankini clinched the election for Nixon in '68?
|by ;>||reply 80||10/12/2012|
I'd lick his shitter.
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|by ;>||reply 82||10/12/2012|
R69, that was my first thought ... OMG, it's Goober!
|by ;>||reply 83||10/12/2012|
It really is that lipless mouth. Actually grosses me out. Especially when I imagine him eating spaghetti. slurp slurp...
On their own terms, those pictures are horrific. About as :"un-Presidential" as you can get. If they were from his youth, say, the Backstreet Boy era, we'd laugh and move on... but he POSED for these. As a career politician!
|by ;>||reply 84||10/12/2012|
He has meth lower-face
|by ;>||reply 85||10/12/2012|
He really is pretty much without any self-awareness, to pose for this silly pictures.
It's a parody, but he doesn't realize it.
|by ;>||reply 86||10/12/2012|
I swear that second pic looks like a promo for a CBS comedy involving some single dad.
|by ;>||reply 87||10/12/2012|
Idiots who wear baseball caps indoors = douche bags.
Idiots who wear baseball caps backwards = major douche bags.
A 42 year old who wears a baseball cap backwards (and allows himself to be photographed) = douche bag supreme.
|by ;>||reply 88||10/12/2012|
R88, I just got a "WTF" look from my SO for laughing so hard.
|by ;>||reply 89||10/12/2012|
Does he really think a backwards baseball cap is an attractive look?
|by ;>||reply 90||10/12/2012|
I thought he was cute before the debate. But when you really do study his face, he is quite unattractive. And those photos are wrong on so many levels. You really do have to question a grown mans reasoning behind posing for those photos in dingy socks and dirty sneakers? What is he trying to convey? Who is his audience?
|by ;>||reply 91||10/12/2012|
He has the face of a gargoyle. And flamingo legs. So, that's what all those people were salivating over??
|by ;>||reply 92||10/12/2012|
Fuck Paul Ryan, OP! Just don't vote for him.
|by ;>||reply 93||10/12/2012|
[quote]Who is his audience?
|by ;>||reply 94||10/12/2012|
Wow, his legs are absolutely horrible. Everything about these photos is wrong. He looks really weak, too. So hunched over.
|by ;>||reply 95||10/12/2012|
"You really do have to question a grown mans reasoning behind posing for those photos in dingy socks and dirty sneakers?"
That's the part that looks the most rank to me. He looks like he's ready for(or just finished)The Redneck Games. Everything about him is so out of proportion-Instead of being warm and inviting,his blue eyes look perpetually bloodshot and creepy. He has a head full of hair,but that Widow's Peak conjures up images Munsters and Vampires. His body looks too weak to support his head and his legs look like matchstick shavings.And his suits are always two large and ill fitting-especially the pants.
|by ;>||reply 96||10/12/2012|
Yes, he does resemble Screech!
What kind of PR people does this dolt have? The TIME picture are ridiculous.
|by ;>||reply 97||10/12/2012|
a combo of screech and urkel
|by ;>||reply 98||10/12/2012|
He is only good looking because all you elder gays look so bad after 40.
|by ;>||reply 99||10/12/2012|
God what a racist thing to say
|by ;>||reply 100||10/12/2012|