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BREAKiNG!! Justin Beiber Nudes!

His laptop was stolen last night, and... Ooops!

And yes, it's real.

by Anonymousreply 13802/22/2013

Is that a trailer? Why would he pose with the curtains open like that?

by Anonymousreply 910/10/2012

BRUNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 1010/10/2012

that is his tattoo

by Anonymousreply 1110/10/2012

Yeah, as if!

by Anonymousreply 1210/10/2012

too fat.

by Anonymousreply 1310/10/2012

He's a nasty looking thing, nude or not.

by Anonymousreply 1410/10/2012

Well, we know he isn't Jewish haha!

by Anonymousreply 1510/10/2012

Tattoo appears to match and that pic is probably taken in a tour bus, not a trailer as another poster suggested.

by Anonymousreply 1610/10/2012

Tat's there. Canadians don't cut their kids.

Man, he must get a brazilian brazilians!

by Anonymousreply 1910/10/2012

At first I thought the tattoo was just super imposed with that weird rectangular mark appearing just above it. But when you compare the body to the one in the other pics it really does match up - same nipple placement, same skinny arm, same abdominal muscle pattern.

by Anonymousreply 2010/10/2012

That horrific gay pubic haircut is proof the boy is a poof.

by Anonymousreply 2110/10/2012

I'm liking Bieber a whole lot more than I ever did before.

by Anonymousreply 2210/10/2012

I wouldn't have suspected that he'd have a thick dick.

by Anonymousreply 2310/10/2012

[quote]Right on, Justin...nice intact cock, the way a dick should be. Beautiful foreskin.

You seriously need to get a fucking life, freak.

by Anonymousreply 2410/10/2012

Am I gonna get busted for having child porn on my computer for opening this thread, now?

by Anonymousreply 2510/10/2012

So his "career" is tanking so badly he leaks nudes to the internet?

by Anonymousreply 2610/10/2012

I'm not really buying it. First off, straight guys don't take X pics as often, because females simply don't respond to nude pics the same way men do. Many are repulsed/scared by them. Secondly, if you're Justin Beiber--you can get all the teen pussy you want simply by BEING Justin Beiber...you don't need to send girls nude pics in order to "seal the deal" when you're JB. It just doesn't make any sense.

by Anonymousreply 2710/10/2012

Was the photo verified to be him?

Is the story real?

Because we get a lot of fake claims like this.

by Anonymousreply 2810/10/2012

No, R25. Justin Bieber is over 18.

by Anonymousreply 2910/10/2012

R27, he is self-absorbed and thinks he's a stud

Simple explanation....

by Anonymousreply 3010/10/2012

In the picture, there is a light rectangular area above the tattoo. That makes me suspect it was photoshopped.

by Anonymousreply 3110/10/2012

[quote]he is self-absorbed and thinks he's a stud. Simple explanation....

How in the world did you come up with THAT based on my post?

by Anonymousreply 3210/10/2012

[quote]I'm not really buying it. First off, straight guys don't take X pics as often,

How do you know he's straight?

by Anonymousreply 3310/10/2012

R25. He's 18.

by Anonymousreply 3410/10/2012

Has his PR team confirmed or denied this is him?

by Anonymousreply 3510/10/2012

really easy to 'shop on a tattoo.

by Anonymousreply 3610/10/2012

We need to have an analysis from the Nipple Placement Troll to do a comparison.

by Anonymousreply 3710/10/2012

R36, that is why the other factors become relevant - if the nipples and physique are the same, that increases the chance that it is him.

You don't just go by one clue - they all have to be examined.

by Anonymousreply 3810/10/2012

I assume this is where OP got the link.

There are a couple of other milder photos at the link.

by Anonymousreply 3910/10/2012

That first pic (with face) at R39's link look like a bad photoshop.

by Anonymousreply 4010/10/2012

Can't confirm. I only see him from behind and I ain't ever done no reach around.

by Anonymousreply 4210/10/2012

Surely Usher can confirm whether these are the real deal or not.

by Anonymousreply 4310/10/2012

Okay, you fooled me OP. When I saw the tat, I was like oh shit. Then I saw the cock and I went, oh wow. But alas, I guess it taint him.

by Anonymousreply 4410/10/2012

Can we just SAY it's him so that maybe it destroys his career once and for all?

by Anonymousreply 4510/10/2012

[quote]That horrific gay pubic haircut is proof the boy is a poof.

You are behind the times. Every str8 boy now has his pubes hacked off. Only non-porn stars over 28 still have pubes.

by Anonymousreply 4610/10/2012

So... he's uncut?

by Anonymousreply 4710/10/2012

Yes, R47, Bieber's uncut. His foreskin has not been photoshopped onto his dick. It's all there as is.

by Anonymousreply 4810/10/2012

He's from Canada. Most Canadians now are uncut.

by Anonymousreply 4910/10/2012

When Bieber was born it was 50/50 in Canada.

You can't go by the current year, dear. You have to go by the year in which the person in question was actually born.

by Anonymousreply 5010/10/2012

mini meat!

by Anonymousreply 5210/11/2012

He should actually be glad about this. It is a nice, thick masculine looking cock that will help his image. He has been desperately trying to shrug off still seeming like a prepubescent kid.

by Anonymousreply 5310/11/2012

Gross. I can't believe people here would click on the link to see that little troll naked. Not to mention, the on-going lack of respect for other people's privacy. Just because it's on the internet doesn't mean you have to look. Lemmings.

by Anonymousreply 5410/11/2012

Straight guys absolutely send naked pics of themselves. Greg Oden, anyone?

by Anonymousreply 5510/11/2012

Well, we'll just have to see if his people deny the picture. Doesn't look bad, if I were Justin... I would say 'Yea, i's me'. It's a very 'celebrity' thing to do nowadays. Hell, it's not like someone is pissing on him in a video.

by Anonymousreply 5610/11/2012

[quote]Straight guys absolutely send naked pics of themselves. Greg Oden, anyone?

Doesn't mean their recipients want to see it. Ask most females and they're not interested in x pics. If women responded to that shit, craigslist 'male seeking female' section would be full of nude pics, which it's not. They don't respond to that shit.

by Anonymousreply 5710/11/2012

[quote]Gross. I can't believe people here would click on the link to see that little troll naked. Not to mention, the on-going lack of respect for other people's privacy. Just because it's on the internet doesn't mean you have to look. Lemmings.

Don't mistake my response to mean I'm an eldergay pedo or a "sex positive" idiot. But, hon, you clicked on the link. You contributed to this thread. You're probably going to respond and keep this thread going. Your outrage is pointless.

by Anonymousreply 5810/11/2012

Gross. He still has a body of a 12 year old and he has no body hair.

by Anonymousreply 5910/11/2012

Straight guys send naked photos of themselves ALL THE TIME.

What century are you living in?

by Anonymousreply 6110/11/2012

[quote] If women responded to that shit, craigslist 'male seeking female' section would be full of nude pics,

It sure is where I am from.

by Anonymousreply 6210/11/2012

It is a lot bigger than I thought it would be.

by Anonymousreply 6310/11/2012

R63, there's a still a debate about whether it's him or not.

The bodies seem to match up, but Gawker did an analysis in which they say they don't think it's him.

Who knows.

by Anonymousreply 6410/11/2012

[quote]I'm not really buying it. First off, straight guys don't take X pics as often, because females simply don't respond to nude pics the same way men do.

Sexting is done by the majority of straight teens, male and female. You're a moron, gramps.

by Anonymousreply 6510/11/2012

[quote]He's from Canada. Most Canadians now are uncut.

They always were.

by Anonymousreply 6610/11/2012

I'm actually 33, but ok. Explain to me why all the hot straight guys on cam4 always have to beg and plead to get just one girl to cam with them?

by Anonymousreply 6710/11/2012

[quote]Doesn't mean their recipients want to see it. Ask most females and they're not interested in x pics.

Females take them, you moron! Are you some lesbian feminist? The majority of straight teenagers do this shit. iPhones are meant for dick and titty pix. You must be 50 years old. The kid that does my cousin's yard work sent a dick pic to her accidentally. It was meant for his girlfriend. He freaked out. My cousin who's on her 50s pretended that she had no idea what he was talking about. Kids are giving blowjobs at 12 years old.

Saing that in the 2010s straight guys don't take dick pix and send them to girls is akin to saying that homosexuality = men sleeping with women.

by Anonymousreply 6810/11/2012

Craigslist is to pick up strangers. Straight girls accept dick pix from boys they know who they hooked up with. This ain't the 1950s. How many young female celebs' phones were hacked and out came the nude pix? Remember Selina Gomez? You think those weren't for a guy? You think she didn't get a dick pic in return? That's the norm. Straight kids sext.

by Anonymousreply 6910/11/2012

[quote]I'm not really buying it. First off, straight guys don't take X pics as often, because females simply don't respond to nude pics the same way men do.

Grampy, this song is for you.

by Anonymousreply 7010/11/2012

r63 the truth is that the perspective in the picture makes it look really big. Not sure it's big in reality, whether it's him or not.

by Anonymousreply 7110/11/2012

So THAT's what his dick looks like...

by Anonymousreply 7210/11/2012

The music this guy sings is so bad, they have to do something to keep him in the news.

You have all been sucker punched by the latest PR gimmick. It is not him it is all hype.

Stop acting like such brainless, Corporate manipulated peons. Leave that to Biebers 12 year old female fans.

by Anonymousreply 7310/11/2012

Not a PR stunt, R73. That thing would scare the crap out of 12 y/o girls.

by Anonymousreply 7410/11/2012

Its a proven fake.

by Anonymousreply 7510/11/2012

I'm afraid to click on the link cuz I don't think he's legal yet.

by Anonymousreply 7610/11/2012

That's right r76. Don't click on it or you'll end up in jail.

by Anonymousreply 7710/11/2012

Some of you want sooooo bad for this to be real. It isn't The tattoo's aren't even the same if you bother to compare them.

What you're looking at is some kid with a poorly-done attempt at copying Beiber's tattoo. Plus, what's with that rectangle?

by Anonymousreply 7810/11/2012

Gawker says the belly buttons don't match (innie v. outie), and somebody else said that his arm tattoo should be visible in the picture and is not. Probably not him.

by Anonymousreply 7910/11/2012

Don't ALL guys, gay or straight, take pictures of themselves just to see what they look like?

And by the way, he may be 18 now, but how do we know when that picture was taken? (assuming it might be him)

by Anonymousreply 8010/11/2012

Nicely placed social media PR.

by Anonymousreply 8210/11/2012

The only thing I like about him then is his uncut cock

by Anonymousreply 8310/11/2012

Also, r39's link says that pic was posted 10 months ago. The laptop was stolen a couple of days ago.

by Anonymousreply 8410/11/2012

Anthony Weiner, R81.

Explain that one.

by Anonymousreply 8510/11/2012

It's explained as "french" versus "german".

Americans are so dim.

by Anonymousreply 8610/11/2012

[quote]certain type of American

While making a queeny fuss out of how Bieber is spelled has such a sophisticated European flair?!

You're two steps away from the "Leave Britney alone" level of hysteric weirdness, r81.

by Anonymousreply 8710/11/2012

lol.

by Anonymousreply 8810/11/2012

First, you Marys panicking about "what if it's not legal" should grow a pair...this is a photo of a grown man. A grown man with no face in the photo. And it's NOT Bieber.

Seriously, it's such a bad photoshop job. All anyone - who isn't blind! - has to do is zoom in a little on the tattoo. "What's with rectangle" "Is that his tattoo" become stupid questions because it's obvious that it's been photoshopped onto the picture. The pixels don't match, hence the rectangle. And, yes, the belly buttons don't match.

Of course, self deluded queens will still hiss & fit that it might be him because they want to believe it's him.

I like real celeb dick shots. And though I couldn't give a crap about nude Bieber pics really...I have SUCH an annoyance about people who want to insist that any badly photoshopped pic is a "REAL NUDE!!". (I have a friend who has a framed pic of that badly photoshopped Marky Mark Calvin Klein ad from year ago that was supposed to be Mark nude. He insists "on no it's real" and I want to slap him everytime.)

by Anonymousreply 8910/11/2012

micro meat

by Anonymousreply 9010/11/2012

Links, R49, R50?

R66, you're full of shite. Eric McCormick is cut.

R19, link?

So many of you uncut freaks are so full of hot air it's amazing you haven't floated away by now. What you might wish for isn't reality, boys.

by Anonymousreply 9110/11/2012

real or not, I'd love to fuck him. Nothing wrong with a good twink :)

by Anonymousreply 9210/11/2012

[quote]Doesn't mean their recipients want to see it. Ask most females and they're not interested in x pics.

My 17 year old niece just got busted for having some dick pics on her phone. So, yeah. Not only do guys send them, girls want them. Whores.

Times they are a changin' !!!

by Anonymousreply 9310/11/2012

Teen girls want to see the dick pics, but for moist teen girls, that's enough. If they were to actually see a cock in person, most would run the other way. It's a way of dealing with their sexual urges without the "danger" involved with actually being sexual.

by Anonymousreply 9410/11/2012

[quote]If they were to actually see a cock in person, most would run the other way.

WOW, you are clueless. Do you even *know* anyone under 30? Most of my female friends are in their early twenties (and I've known them since junior high), and they are as explicit as Samantha on "Sex and the City" in terms of describing their sex lives. (If anything *I'm* the most modest of the bunch!) Almost without exception they have either regular fuckbuddies or regular hookups if they're single, and with one exception they were regularly having sex by our junior year in HS. And yes, they regularly "document the evidence" if they happen upon a guy who's unusually well-hung via cellphone pic, just like my gay male friends do.

by Anonymousreply 9510/11/2012

[quote]but for moist teen girls, that's enough.

Um, I'm guessing that was a typo or hilarious Freudian slip. Hahaha

by Anonymousreply 9610/11/2012

r95, most women are not as slutty as your friends. Who we hang out with says a lot about ourselves. My niece is 14 and I've heard her and her friends talking about boys, but mostly puppy love crushes on a Taylor Lautner. Nothing really sexual. They wouldn't know what to do with a dick.

by Anonymousreply 9710/11/2012

It's true, most of the women I know (most are in their mid-twenties and early thirties now) think nothing of dick pics, and are into them for one reason or another. And have been that way since about the last leg of high school. I've seen more cell phone dick pics and heard more dick discussions (in person--not counting the internet) from straight women than I have from any other group.

by Anonymousreply 9810/11/2012

R97, wait two or three years. Unless your niece is an uptight, school-marmy prude like you are, or unless she's fat or fug (like you probably are), she'll be giving it out. I'm sorry you're bothered by the fact that my friends are good-looking and get laid fairly often, but get the fuck over it.

by Anonymousreply 9910/11/2012

Shouldn't it be "Nude" instead of "Nudes, OP ?

There's only one pic.

by Anonymousreply 10010/11/2012

[quote]My niece is 14 and I've heard her and her friends talking about boys, but mostly puppy love crushes on a Taylor Lautner.

As though she's actually going to talk about who she gave a blow job to in front of you! Bitch, please. When you leave they probably swap fuck stories.

by Anonymousreply 10110/11/2012

Louis Peitzman wrote a piece about this photo on Gawker today and ended up having to remove the pic owing to concerns that whoever it depicts is underaged. Just about an hour ago he revealed that Gawker fired him. Do we think his dismissal had anything to do with this?

by Anonymousreply 10210/11/2012

So is it Justin or not?

by Anonymousreply 10310/11/2012

Wow, they fired him. He seemed like one of their more competent writers.

by Anonymousreply 10410/11/2012

Whatever happened to that bitch that claimed she was pregnant with his baby? They vowed to sue her...did they?

by Anonymousreply 10510/11/2012

He still hasn't said whether it was over the pic of the naked kid or what, but yeah, he's out.

by Anonymousreply 10610/11/2012

I'm thinking if the guy was fired, it's probably Justin.

by Anonymousreply 10710/11/2012

Why would that be, R107?

He's not the only one that posted it. Didn't it originate elsewhere? he's not the one who stole Justin's laptop.

by Anonymousreply 10810/11/2012

No, but he posted it on Gawker, making them liable if it depicted someone underage. Or something

by Anonymousreply 10910/11/2012

These pics could have been taken when he was underage, how will that play into it?

by Anonymousreply 11010/11/2012

It means the webbie should probably delete this thread before we all get sent to Attica!!!

by Anonymousreply 11110/11/2012

tiny meat.

heeheeheehee!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 11210/12/2012

I'd rather see pics of his dad.

by Anonymousreply 11310/12/2012

Sheesh. Take some time to observe. It's not him. Look at OP and R11's pic-- different belly buttons.

by Anonymousreply 11410/12/2012

Where does Louis say that he was fired?

by Anonymousreply 11510/12/2012

I have no interest in seeing Justin's Beiber.

by Anonymousreply 11610/12/2012

According to a comment posted to Gawker, the photo we saw earlier is of a Dutch guy from xtube.

by Anonymousreply 11710/12/2012

R117 has settled the debate.

Not Bieber.

And not underage.

by Anonymousreply 11810/12/2012

Then why are the physique & tattoo the same as Bieber's?

by Anonymousreply 11910/12/2012

"Nicely placed social media PR. by: Pat Kingsley"

You got that right! Bieber's new music video is premiering at noon and he's been tweeting about it today. One of the "leaked" videos posted by Perez is actually from the video.

by Anonymousreply 12010/12/2012

[quote]Then why are the physique & tattoo the same as Bieber's?

The physique is not the same as Bieber's. It's similar in the way that most any skinny young guy has a similar physique. It's a skinny young guy. Look at the other photos at R117's link with the actual real guy's head attached.

And photoshopping on a tattoo is beginner stuff. It's really easy, and if that weird rectangle above the tat in the faked image is a result of adding the tat, then whoever did the photoshopping job is a total amateur. There's no reason for such sloppy work.

by Anonymousreply 12110/12/2012

Yep, PR stunt. The alleged thief "gexwy" just posted this link, and Bieber re-tweeted it. Super lame.

by Anonymousreply 12210/12/2012

The secret video showing Justin frolicking at a pool with Nicki Minaj does make me think less of him.

by Anonymousreply 12310/12/2012

That Dutch guy will be popular. Deservedly.

by Anonymousreply 12410/12/2012

The pic isn't him. It's been around for two years now. It's fake.

by Anonymousreply 12510/12/2012

Original pic from XTube

by Anonymousreply 12610/12/2012

another pic including his face.

by Anonymousreply 12710/12/2012

[quote]The secret video showing Justin frolicking at a pool with Nicki Minaj does make me think less of him.

This lame PR stunt makes everyone think less of him.

by Anonymousreply 12810/12/2012

You know Justin had fun looking for the dick pic to use . . .

by Anonymousreply 12910/12/2012

Would be funny if Beiber had actually retweeted it with #superlame (the way R122 's post reads).

by Anonymousreply 13010/12/2012

Does the guy at R117's link sing ??

Also -- what is up with the Gawker writer's firing ?? Was he caught being part of this big PR bullshit and fired for it ?

by Anonymousreply 13110/12/2012

So it turns out the Pic is a fake.

by Anonymousreply 13210/12/2012

The only shocking thing to me is that Justin Bieber might actually have a penis.

by Anonymousreply 13310/12/2012

Since his pic is fake r133, I think it's safe to say he doesn't have one.

by Anonymousreply 13410/12/2012

I didn't know Bieber had such a big clit.

by Anonymousreply 13610/14/2012

Should we get a life like yours, R135? Maybe we should!

Trolling internet gossip boards to invest our time posting in threads that we opened and read in spite of our pretense of disinterest just seems so glamorous!

by Anonymousreply 13710/14/2012
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