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My lesbian neighbors are fighting again

Just got a text from the one I'm closest to asking if she can crash in my guest room tonight. I said yes. They fight every week over stupid shit. One time it was about flirting with the Target cashier. Another time it was about being talked down to at a party in front of everybody. Another time it was about who drank the last Pepsi.

This time when she asks for advice, I'm going to suggest that she leave.

by Anonymousreply 1810/12/2012

Sounds like any relationship where there's a struggle for control. They need a course in how to resolve differences diplomatically.

by Anonymousreply 110/10/2012

They need to state their boundaries NOW so they don't have to state them THEN.

by Anonymousreply 210/10/2012

I hope she doesn't crab-walk down your stairs tonight.

by Anonymousreply 310/10/2012

R3 beat me to it.

by Anonymousreply 410/10/2012

[quote]They fight every week over stupid shit.

Of course they do. They're lesbians.

by Anonymousreply 510/10/2012

I hope you told the bitch you aren't running a bead and breakfast here!

by Anonymousreply 610/10/2012

That's why I'm happy to be single.

by Anonymousreply 710/10/2012

OP, stock up on yogurt

by Anonymousreply 810/10/2012

I used to have schizophrenic lesbian neighbours. Seriously. This was in an apartment so when they fought I heard it all. There was screaming, crying, banging and eventually the cops were called but nobody was ever arrested. Later on that night they had loud makeup sex. They were both obese slobs.

by Anonymousreply 910/10/2012

Lesbian 1: "We're low on TP, toothpaste, vodka, and laundry detergent.

Lesbian 2: "I'll call and say we had a fight. I'll need my stretchy pants and a trench coat."

Lesbian 1: "Oh, and check if he's had the Vicodin refilled. I have more potassium you can substitute."

by Anonymousreply 1010/10/2012

I was the only man in an apartment building full of stereotypical, old-line diesels and fake-femme users. It was insane drama constantly. One night I came home from work and they were all having a broken-beer-bottle-stab-you fight on the front lawn. They stopped as I made my way up the walk, saying, "Hi. Hello. How are you?" And when I got to the door I heard, "OK, you bitch! You're gonna get it!"

by Anonymousreply 1110/10/2012

[quote]I'm going to suggest that she leave

Be careful how you word this, OP, or she'll figure it's an invite to move into your guest room.

by Anonymousreply 1210/10/2012

When Cher took in Diana Scarwid as her lesbian lover it irritated me too.

by Anonymousreply 1310/10/2012

r10 wins.

by Anonymousreply 1410/10/2012

I want to hear more of the lesbian drama!

by Anonymousreply 1510/11/2012


by Anonymousreply 1610/12/2012

r10 is right. Keep an eye on the stretchy pants.

by Anonymousreply 1710/12/2012

Could someone please translate R10 for me?


by Anonymousreply 1810/12/2012
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