"Stealth" Eldergays Are Hilarious
I was picking up a prescription today, and this pushy eldergay asked if I was waiting in line (which I clearly was). When I made eye contact to give him a curt, "Yes," I noticed he was one of those older men who will never come to grips with the fact that they aren't 25 anymore. He looked like he was at least 65, but he was wearing trendy workout gear intended for someone far younger. He was also frantically texting because, you know, that's what you'd people do or whatever. The icing on the cake is when his partner, who had to be about 70, walked up in similar gear (and a blonde toupee)!
My pointless inner-bitchery was interrupted when I was called to the counter to pick up my prescription, but a second pharmacist came out and the guy behind me came forward. So here he is, totally basking in his "youthfulness," and then realty hits! The pharmacist asked for the guys date of birth and I clearly heard the month and day, but he whispered the year. Too bad the person helping me didn't ask my birthdate. I would've yelled out 1986 and smiled at Mr. Stealth Eldergay.
I don't get it. Older men who embrace their maturity are hot. Why don't some people get how silly they come across by refusing to grow up?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||10/11/2012|
What script were you picking up at the pharmacy OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 2||10/10/2012|
Hilarity ensued when the pharmacist then called ME forward and said my HIV & bi-polar meds would be ready in an hour, but my suppositories wouldn't arrive until Thursday.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||10/10/2012|
Valtrex, obviously r2. Mixes great with garage-made meth.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||10/10/2012|
Well, this didn't go as well as I expected.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||10/10/2012|
It's going exactly as expected. I'm quote aware of DL's bitter eldergay contingent.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||10/10/2012|
OP, you seem oblivious to how the hilarious "stealth" eldergays are created. Fortunately, you are the perfect case study - as was the man with the trendy workout gear. In 25 years, re-read your post - you just saw your future self.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||10/10/2012|
OP has a channel on Cam4 taking deep loads in a motel in Tampa. Hence, the prescriptions.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||10/10/2012|
[quote] that's what you'd people do or whatever
Whatever, oh dear.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||10/10/2012|
[quote]I'm quote aware of DL's bitter eldergay contingent.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||10/10/2012|
[quote]When I made eye contact to give him a curt, "Yes,"
|by Anonymous||reply 12||10/10/2012|
You don't need to tell them the year of your birthday at the pharmacy, OP. they only need month and date. I'm surprised you didn't discover this while doing research for your little novella.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||10/10/2012|
To me, YOU'RE the eldergay, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||10/10/2012|
This thread is very sad. What has become of people caring for others?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||10/10/2012|
And why is it exactly that this matters to you in the least? Nothing they did or wore has any effect on you. And don't give us some bullshit that you don't care. You wrote two long paragraphs detailing this brief encounter. On some level you care.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||10/10/2012|
Sounds like the only one "bitter" is you, OP - as in "a bitter pill to take." I'll bet that's what your few friends think of you.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||10/10/2012|
she is bitter because her mastercard with its $500 limit was declined because she went to beer bust at the Eagle last sunday and tried to show off buying people kamakazies, and the couple snickered but didn't think she was cute enough to help.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||10/10/2012|
Oh honey, of all the things in your life to be proud of, don't go with youth!
It's the one thing about you that's absolutely guaranteed to go away.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||10/10/2012|
Once, several years ago, I was in a grocery store checkout line held up by a very elderly man with very, very wispy grown out dyed hair. He had horribly crooked posture and was accompanied by an attendant. The hold up was for the the office to deliver some rain checks for Minoxidil (sp?) which was on sale. After they were produced, they left and boarded a bus from a nearby assisted living complex. I have no idea whether he was gay or straight; he was beyond the age where the distinction could be made.
Does this story validate the OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 20||10/10/2012|
Condoms OP, condoms condoms condoms!
|by Anonymous||reply 21||10/10/2012|
[quote]I would've yelled out 1986 and smiled at Mr. Stealth Eldergay.
Christ, you're 26? Ewwwwww, kill it!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 23||10/10/2012|
Oh, are there prescriptions for NPD now?
|by Anonymous||reply 24||10/10/2012|
I F&Fd R3 because the invocation of HIV meds is hateful and irrelevant to the supposed humor of the post. It's a gay site and it would be men in the age group the idiot at R3 is pretending to defend who suffered the most from AIDS, and don't need his cheap shot.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||10/10/2012|
OP, you need to remember there's always someone younger than you, you were already in grade school when I was born! So to me you're the eldergay. 26 is young but not THAT young.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||10/10/2012|
Sorry, R12 - that should have read, "When I made eye contact to give him a [italic]curtsey[/italic]..."
|by Anonymous||reply 27||10/10/2012|
In hindsight this thread was mean and unnecessary. In case it wasn't obvious, I was picking up antidepressants...a higher dosage than usual. Guess I'm so dissatisfied with my own life that I figured others are fair game. I know that's not the case, but...
|by Anonymous||reply 28||10/11/2012|
I don't get the "stealth" part of OP's post. The fact that they were gay seemed pretty obvious from the admittedly mean but funny description.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||10/11/2012|
OP, you know young people don't have a monopoly on work out clothes and texting.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||10/11/2012|
The eldergays around here are so predictable.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||10/11/2012|
I agree with op. Eldergays should wear robes and carve their texts on marble using a chisel.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||10/11/2012|