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I Just Got Fucked By The Dogwalker

on my block. I've been eyeing him for years but was partnered. He's a handsome bear who drives a mini-van with = stickers. He picks up some neighbors' dogs and takes them to the park every Wednesday and Friday at around Noon. Today I finally followed my gut feeling, douched, pre-lubed, and invited him up. In twenty minutes, we came at the same time. My ass hurts so good. He said he's been expecting this to happen but was waiting for me to make the first move. He's 54, about 7", cut, steele blue eyes, and very kind. I'm 50, horny, and single for the first time as an adult. Am walking on sunshine. Hope this happens again, but have had a very good day today.

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 5812/20/2012

54 and a dog-walker? LOSER. BTW, how much did you pay him?

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 110/10/2012

good for you, OP!

fuck the haters

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 210/10/2012

Congrats, OP.

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 310/10/2012

Yay for middle-aged quickies!!

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 410/10/2012

Muumuu lifted. Mission complete.

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 510/10/2012

He's 54, has a million-dollar smile, is always happy, and is clearly having the time of his life as a dog walker. I'm a "professional," often miserable, but not today. He was a stock broker. Yes, I felt like paying him or giving him some sort of commission. I did not get his name, but gave him my card and he just texted me. Friday is going to be fun. This is how the Eldergays get their game on, kids. It's what you have to look forward to.

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 610/10/2012

What did Fideaux and Mr. Piddles do while the two of you were porking?

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 710/10/2012

Gut feelings, indeed!

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 810/10/2012

OP is like school on Sunday....

Noooooooooo Classsssssss!

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 910/10/2012

Oh, Dear @r7. It's Phydeaux, FYI.

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 1010/10/2012

Don't laugh, r1. Dog Walkers can get up to $20 a walk, often have five or six pooches on a leash and many are paid in cash.

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 1110/10/2012

Even if it was a low paid job, if he enjoys it who gives a fuck other than lame pissy bitches.

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 1210/10/2012

Way to go, OP!

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 1310/10/2012

That sounds hot. I'm 32 and hope to have similar sexual adventures well into my eldergay years.

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 1410/10/2012

We're so happy for you, OP. And strategically prelubing was such a smart move. We shudder to think what sort of lubricant a dog walker has at hand.

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 1510/10/2012

Pre-lubing has to be kind of tricky. Don't you fear your "spontaneous" hook up will judge you for being so...uh...presumptuous?

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 1610/10/2012

[quote]Today I finally followed my gut feeling, douched, pre-lubed, and invited him up. In twenty minutes, we came at the same time.

Do I really even need to say it?

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 1710/10/2012

Need I weigh in as well?

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 1810/10/2012

Lucky!

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 1910/10/2012

Oh dear!

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 2010/11/2012

Good on you, sounds like a hot trick to me! Congrats!

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 2110/11/2012

Whore

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 2210/11/2012

Did he gently pull your caftan up and over your head, leaving in nothing but the glow of you earings? Or did he just bend you over the divan and hike the caftan up for easy access?

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 2310/11/2012

You gave him your card?!

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 2410/11/2012

When he entered your place did he say "Roll over.". ? HA !

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 2510/11/2012

Wow, OP. If Disney made an animated film of your life, it would be called "Slutasia."

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 2610/11/2012

This sounds kinda hot. What/who did he look like, OP? And what was the fuck like?

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 2810/11/2012

OP, did the dog-walker fuck you doggy-style?

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 2910/11/2012

OP, don't brag about doing vile things. You should kept your behavior a secret, dude. sad....

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 3010/11/2012

29 posts and no one asks if condoms were used?

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 3110/11/2012

Mary!

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 3210/11/2012

Next, sex with the dog whisperer, age 59

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 3310/11/2012

raw? creampie?

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 3410/11/2012

This isn't Facebook, OP. This belongs in your status update.

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 3510/11/2012

OP, have you been tested for STDs. You seem to not be concerned for your health despite living a risky promiscuous lifestyle.

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 3610/11/2012

Wait- you just went out on the curb and asked Hey Wanna Come Up for some afternoon delight? I am prelubed?

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 3710/11/2012

I hope a lot of you congratulating the OP are joking, because believing the OP's tale is stupidity on a grand scale.

Threads like this used to pop up regularly and they all started like this: "I Just Got Fucked By A (fill in the blank)." The OP usually said he was hotly fucked by a security guard, or the telephone repair man, or the guy next door who'd been eyeing him, you know, tired old porn movie scenarios like that.

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 3810/11/2012

Oh, shut up R38. Can't you just play along like the rest of us? These threads are fun, and a great respite from all the political crap.

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 3910/11/2012

At first I thought he was walking the dog, then I realized it was his date.

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 4010/11/2012

"Mother, I just had to call. You'll never guess what."

"Guess whose spluge is seeping out of my hole even as we speak?"

"Oh, come on, guess. It will be fun."

"No, guess again."

"No, certainly not. Guess again."

"Really mother, of course not. Now guess again."

"Oh just give up already and let me tell you it was the neighborhood dog walker."

"That's right, he knotted me like I was some bitch in heat and now don't you know my disused hole is paying the price, but oh it was worth it."

"Let me tell you all about it, and I promise I'll spare no small detail."

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 4110/11/2012

I am happy the op is happy but r41, that was truly fucking hilarious.

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 4210/11/2012

I'm sure no one wants to hear this, but I've gotten more sex after I turned 40 than I did when I was 21. I'm in better shape, happier, less self-critical. Fuck it, I'm bald, my eyes sag a little. But I got a big dick and hot daddy pecs and a lot of guys of all ages seem to like it.

So ha!

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 4310/11/2012

[quote]Threads like this used to pop up regularly and they all started like this: "I Just Got Fucked By A (fill in the blank)." The OP usually said he was hotly fucked by a security guard, or the telephone repair man, or the guy next door who'd been eyeing him, you know, tired old porn movie scenarios like that.

Not that OP isn't a troll, but those specific threads you're referencing were the work of the infamous Noodles.

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 4410/11/2012

Is it wrong that I'm imagining R41's post as read by Anthony Perkins in Psycho?

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 4510/11/2012

Way to go, OP!

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 4610/11/2012

OP's story is so touching. I admit I got a little misty reading it.

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 4710/11/2012

true for my best friend r43, all of the sudden I have all the sex I want, all ages and types. Some guys get more attractive as they age.

when we were in our 20s and early 30s I got all the attention being a cute twinky guy, my buddy, nada.

Now its completely reversed.

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 4810/11/2012

Some girls rape easy.

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 4910/11/2012

vg

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 5012/12/2012

Thanks for posting, OP. Ignore the jealous trolls whose threads never got beyond two replies and their own bump.

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 5112/13/2012

Thanks for bumping. Forgot I ever posted about this. It came up on my threadwatch. It's been a few months of confusion. Turns out he's partnered with a friend of a friend.

We tried to do a 3-way thing, but that gets to be a piece of work after the novelty wears off. They've become great friends and neighbors.

At our age, sex is still fun, but some of us just can't take it seriously anymore.

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 5212/13/2012

What do you do to quell the fibro shakes that erupt afterwards, OP?

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 5312/13/2012

The dogs were watching, weren't they?

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 5412/13/2012

Thanks for updating us OP at R52. It's nice when everything works out.

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 5512/13/2012

r52, you are a hot mess, dude.

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 5612/20/2012

[quote]Dog Walkers can get up to $20 a walk

You mispelled walk. It should be week.

And he probably got fucked not by the dog walker, but by the DOG. And he probably raped the dog and the dog probably was fixed anyway.

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 5712/20/2012

In other words, r57:

I just got fucked by the dog, Walker.

by Sex at 50, twinkhood is long gone.reply 5812/20/2012
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