If she actually delivers it, she would be the first incoming First Lady to make a victory speech on election night.
I have two Cadillacs, a degree from BYU, my clothes cost more than most of you will make in a year, and my hair is never, ever its natural color. So I ask you; when the American people went into that voting booth and they prayed for my husband to ensure their wife doesn't get an abortion or that their son doesn't lose his jobs or that their mother doesn't suffer cuts to her Medicare, who do you think they were really relying on? Now, go ahead and shout your cheers, plebs, and you wave your banners, and, with any luck, you might get a 1-second appearance on the evening news, but if you're looking for someone to rule you like a queen, she stands before you tonight in all her divine glory. Some of you may wonder if I have a right to be up here, laying out my vision for the next 4 years. Let me tell you something: I will not tolerate insolence!