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Student Spiked 61-year-old Teacher's Coffee With Butt Pills

Police are investigating a North Carolina high school student who allegedly spiked his teacher’s coffee with “GluteBoost,” a supplement that purports to “enhance your butt size.”

Charlotte cops learned of the alleged tampering from Ellen Vick, a 61-year-old teacher at Independence High School who reported that her drink was spiked last week with “some sort of substance,” according to a police report.

A subsequent investigation determined that “GluteBoost” had been added to the educator’s coffee. As detailed in the police report, investigators seized “Container of Glute boost with 1 full capsule and 3 empty capsules.”

According to the manufacturer’s web site, the “All Natural Butt Enhancement Pill” delivers “the hour glass figure you deserve without paying for expensive buttock enhancement surgery or enduring the pain of pricey butt injections.” Additionally, a prospective customer is advised that, “you can achieve your goals and get a bigger booty 100% Risk FREE.”

While police have not arrested anyone in connection with the incident, Charlotte-Mecklenburg administrators have disciplined a student for violating the public school system’s conduct code.

by Anonymousreply 810/08/2012

I'm sure she deserved it.

by Anonymousreply 110/08/2012

Granny got back

by Anonymousreply 210/08/2012

If only kids had been so industrious back in '77 and slipped the mickey to Judo Jane Jensen at Kit Carson Middle School.

by Anonymousreply 310/08/2012

Haagen Daz works like magic.

by Anonymousreply 410/08/2012

I was sure this was going to be on The Onion.

by Anonymousreply 510/08/2012

The butt pills really work well. I used to be totally flat until I took them.

by Anonymousreply 610/08/2012

Here are the ingredients.

Completely aside from what the student foolishly did, why do people think that a great body is contained in a pill?

by Anonymousreply 710/08/2012

What an appropriate story on Matt Damon's birthday.

by Anonymousreply 810/08/2012
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