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The words you're dying to hear a man say to you

What are they?

by Anonymousreply 1810/08/2012

"Your money's on the dresser, chocolate."

by Anonymousreply 110/08/2012

"You've won the Megamillions jackpot"

by Anonymousreply 210/08/2012

Well, the best words you ever hear from anyone whoever they are, are: I love you. And of course they are the best words you can say to anyone as well- but say it only if you really mean it.

by Anonymousreply 310/08/2012

OP has a gunt.

by Anonymousreply 410/08/2012

"Since they had to put the metal plate in my head, I can't smell a thing."

by Anonymousreply 510/08/2012

"Ok, I'll increase your allowance."

by Anonymousreply 610/08/2012

I have 19" biceps.

by Anonymousreply 710/08/2012

"Wow! It's much larger than I had anticipated."

by Anonymousreply 810/08/2012

Have a good day? Here's a Guinness, and I'm making spaghetti using your mom's recipe

by Anonymousreply 910/08/2012

I'll be leaving now.

by Anonymousreply 1010/08/2012

Misogynist, pussy envy, womyn hating op.

by Anonymousreply 1110/08/2012

Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo.

by Anonymousreply 1210/08/2012

"For I am Batman. May I clean your toilet?"

by Anonymousreply 1310/08/2012

Matt Lauer:

All right, all right...I got Ann fired! And I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you pesky kids!

by Anonymousreply 1410/08/2012

Has charlie merged with Robin and D-A-V-I-DA Ro-chelle?

His post gave me diabetes.

by Anonymousreply 1510/08/2012

R15, You're a poor excuse for a human being.

by Anonymousreply 1610/08/2012

OP is dying to hear a man say he loves her gunt.

by Anonymousreply 1710/08/2012

"On the day I first saw you -- over ten years ago -- I was instantly smitten. I knew that we were destined to be together, that it was to be true love, the type of love you only read about in fairy tales. So sure was I, that I immediately called my broker and purchased 200,000 shares of Apple stock and had them placed in an irrevocable trust in your name. Today, the trust matures."

by Anonymousreply 1810/08/2012
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