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Thinking of moving? Breaking down penis size by state, city

Condomania began marketing 'TheyFit' condoms six years ago, a set of 76 varied sizes to provide a perfect fit. The data pool for this study has swelled to more than 27,000 men, enough to draw some tentative conclusions. The tumescent curve runs from 3" to 10", falling into a Bell normal curve with half between 5" and 6". This conforms with previous studies, including the Kinsey Report.

By city. Biggest first

1. New Orleans

2. Washington DC

3. San Diego

4. New York City

5. Phoenix

6. Portland

7. Atlanta

8. San Francisco

9. Chicago

10. St. Louis

11. Seattle

12. Miami

13. Indianapolis

14. Columbus

15. Boston

16. Denver

17. Los Angeles

18. Detroit

19. Philadelphia

20. Dallas/Ft. Worth

50 States ordered by penis size, biggest to smallest

New Hampshire


New York








New Mexico








South Dakota






Rhode Island







New Jersey

North Dakota









North Carolina


South Carolina


West Virginia





by Anonymousreply 4610/06/2012

I'd think Detroit would be closer to the top of the list...if you know what I mean.

by Anonymousreply 110/06/2012

NATURALLY, any place will lots of hot black and Dominican dudes will be at the top of the list. No way, San Diego can rank higher than largely black cities.

by Anonymousreply 210/06/2012

I can't think of anything New Orleans and Washington have in comOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......

by Anonymousreply 310/06/2012

New Orleans was first because of all the big dicked black guys, now that I have moved to Florida we should get up to at least number six.

by Anonymousreply 410/06/2012

Texas is not going to be happy about that placement

by Anonymousreply 510/06/2012

I can't figure out San Diego's placement, unless it's the military influx. There's both Navy and Marine bases there.

by Anonymousreply 610/06/2012

I don't get the New Hampshire thing, unless its recently arrived Puerto Ricans, Dominicans and French Canadians upping the ante.

Boston is helped by a large Brazilian and Dominican population, but seriously, Detroit and Philly have fare more blacks.

D.C. ain't all that. I've lived here more than twenty years and have gasped few times, even with the black guys.

by Anonymousreply 710/06/2012

They could have saved themselves the work and just ranked the places with the largest number of Black males, Dominicans, Ricans, and Brazilians. That would be the most accurate penis size list.

by Anonymousreply 810/06/2012

I spent half a day in an Austin ABS and every cock I had ranged from above average to holy-fuck-YES! Surprised it isn't on the list

by Anonymousreply 910/06/2012

Oh, and San Juan would be #1 if they included Puerto Rico in the poll.

by Anonymousreply 1010/06/2012

The only thing this shows is that the rank of cities with the biggest......liars.

by Anonymousreply 1110/06/2012

Ridiculous. If it were ranked by sales it still would be off, because the people in Portland use big condoms as the casings for their homemade falafal summer sausage. It's the rage there.

by Anonymousreply 1210/06/2012

Austin: micro-meat. Believe me, I've had plenty.

You can't really go by this list because not all males use condoms. In fact, I'd be surprised if hardly any use condoms because of birth control.

OTOH, since most gay guys use condoms, this list might be on the money for the gay population.

by Anonymousreply 1310/06/2012

#2. Washington, DC?

It's a town full of big dicks with small dicks.

by Anonymousreply 1410/06/2012

Also, considering the pregnancy rate amongst blacks, I'd imagine not too many use condoms either.

No, I'm not a racist, but a realist. This has much much as socioeconomic class than color of skin. I'm sure it's just as true for whites in the same class.

by Anonymousreply 1510/06/2012

R14, amongst the political class, that's true, but most of the political elite do not live in Wash DC.

by Anonymousreply 1610/06/2012

Anyone with a brain knows that this is all a calculated fabrication. Completely made up.

by Anonymousreply 1710/06/2012

Blacks are showers, not growers. Hence their overratedness. Plus they always exaggerate, talk themselves up, and are always grabbing their crotches.

by Anonymousreply 1810/06/2012

[quote]It's a town full of big dicks with small dicks.

You're forgetting the large black population.

by Anonymousreply 1910/06/2012

New Hampshire - 1.3 million people

93.9% White 2.2% Asian 1.1% Black

24.5% French Canadian 21.5% Irish 17.6% English

How does that get to be ranked #1?

by Anonymousreply 2010/06/2012

Those data seem so random I doubt they mean much.

by Anonymousreply 2110/06/2012

R20. How does New Hampshire get to be ranked #1?

A. Former New Hampshire Gov. John Sununu skews the average. He's one of the biggest dicks in the country.

by Anonymousreply 2210/06/2012

Good thing I'm a lesbian, since the state I want to be in is quite far down on the list.

by Anonymousreply 2310/06/2012

Well, the big-dicked black gentlemen from New Orleans were all shipped here to Houston, and it's working out well for us.

by Anonymousreply 2410/06/2012

Since there are no numbers attached and they conform to previous studies, I don't think anyone should be too excited (or not)or feel missing out on big dicks. I mean, yeah if your state average is 5.6 inches and another state is 5.8, obviously you live in a sea of micro-dicks and the next state over is full of huge cocks...

by Anonymousreply 2510/06/2012

95% of dicks are 5-7 inches long and 4-6 inches in girth. I doubt the average in any of these states deviates more than a few millimeters from the overall mean.

by Anonymousreply 2610/06/2012

NH doesn't surprise me. There's something in the air up here. Tall, big hands, dicks the size of a farm animal and harder than those granite mountains.

by Anonymousreply 2710/06/2012

How can MA be so high on the state list when it has such a large Irish population?

by Anonymousreply 2810/06/2012

The average American erect penis is 5.1 inches. Yeah, I know you think you're bigger. But you're not.

by Anonymousreply 2910/06/2012

These numbers are rigged!

by Anonymousreply 3010/06/2012

Basing penis size on race and ethnicity and using it as a factor to determine where you should live.

Typical shallow, cock-obsessed Entitled White Faggot talk.

by Anonymousreply 3110/06/2012

Speak for yourself R29!!! I'm feelin' pretty good here!

by Anonymousreply 3210/06/2012

It's interesting and fun, but even with the 27,000 sample size, I can't imagine this is anywhere near accurate, or better yet, it's not really useful. Especially considering that the vast majority of men don't even order custom condoms.

by Anonymousreply 3310/06/2012

This is bogus

by Anonymousreply 3410/06/2012

You guys are so full of shit.

I have lived in the Dominican and there are just as many tiny ones as big ones. The same goes for the black population.

by Anonymousreply 3510/06/2012

try to cry out in the heat of the moment possessed by a fury that burns from inside

by Anonymousreply 3610/06/2012

Hawaii should be in last place.

Micro-meat. Asians, Samoans, Micronesians. Smallest cocks on the planet.

by Anonymousreply 3710/06/2012

I'm in 100% agreement with R37. I'm honestly shocked that Hawaii came in 6th. I thought it would be dead last.

by Anonymousreply 3810/06/2012

If military guys ever use condoms, they don't do it enough.

by Anonymousreply 3910/06/2012

This study is regarding penis length, but do people really buy condoms according to their length? As long as they cover the first six inches or so, your only concern should be width. That way they stay on and/or are not too tight.

by Anonymousreply 4010/06/2012

There is no reason that military/Navy dudes would have larger penises than the general population. Army dudes, perhaps, because it is the branch with the largest number of black dudes, but not a city with a Naval base.

by Anonymousreply 4110/06/2012

[quote]I can't figure out San Diego's placement, unless it's the military influx. There's both Navy and Marine bases there

You're treating this as if it's cold hard fact, which, of course, it isn't.

It's an entertaining "study" to be sure, but I'd hardly think my chance of finding a big dick in city A instead of city B depends on this at all.

Seriously, people can't see all the flaws in the stats, yet are up in arms about the supposed "wrong" rankings?

by Anonymousreply 4210/06/2012

It's just merely coincidence this results are released right before the election!

by Anonymousreply 4310/06/2012

But what if you're not into black men?

by Anonymousreply 4410/06/2012

How big of a slut do you need to be for *average* penis size in the entire population to be a significant factor for you?

by Anonymousreply 4510/06/2012

Well R45, I just changed my a4a profile to New Orleans! I'm gonna find me some diiiiiick

by Anonymousreply 4610/06/2012
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