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What is your 'special' skill when it comes to sex?

Have you been told that you do something unique or special during sex that is a real turn on?

by Anonymousreply 5910/24/2012

I toss a mean salad.

by Anonymousreply 110/06/2012

Projecting invisible force fields.

by Anonymousreply 210/06/2012

When I orgasm after the man goes up inside me, I make noises like a slot machine paying off. Seriously, I've had guys pull out and crawl around looking for tokens.

It's kinda hot.

by Anonymousreply 310/06/2012

I make them feel like they're the most special, biggest and best sex I've ever had.

by Anonymousreply 410/06/2012

Ass eater extraordinaire.

by Anonymousreply 510/06/2012

[5] See you at the Tropical Disease Clinic.

by Anonymousreply 610/06/2012

No gag reflex. Say aaaaaaah!

by Anonymousreply 710/06/2012

No gag reflex here either.... though the last big cock I had down my throat almost made me pass out because it was blocking airflow. I can also milk a cock with my ass like no one's business.

by Anonymousreply 810/06/2012

smearing chocolate pudding all over my face, I mean, ALL OVER, as I'm 'sucking the shitter' and then watching the guy jump back in horror/squeal with delight when he turns around and sees me.

by Anonymousreply 910/06/2012

I get very long orgasms that usually last around 20-30 seconds.

by Anonymousreply 1010/06/2012

Finding the G spot.

by Anonymousreply 1110/06/2012

The Venus Butterfly

by Anonymousreply 1210/06/2012

There are no special skills needed for sex. Sex is sex. Most people are just happy to be having it and are easily satisfied.

by Anonymousreply 1310/06/2012

Amazing kisser. I've never kissed a guy who didn't immediately compliment me when we (finally) break our first deep kiss. I've also heard more than once that I'm the best cocksucker in the world!

by Anonymousreply 1410/06/2012

Oh I forgot: I shoot enormous loads and precum like crazy. Not really skills though, I call them my "special features".

by Anonymousreply 1510/06/2012

[quote] I've also heard more than once that I'm the best cocksucker in the world!

Yea, yea, yea...that's what they all say.

by Anonymousreply 1610/06/2012

I show up.

by Anonymousreply 1710/06/2012

[quote]Most people are just happy to be having it and are easily satisfied.

Wow, you sound like the lamest lay in town.

by Anonymousreply 1810/06/2012

Two fingers up his ass and thumb pressing on the taint. Tighten throat for vacuum effect.

by Anonymousreply 1910/06/2012

U single r14?

by Anonymousreply 2010/06/2012

no r18 sometimes people just don't want to perform like circus animals

me I fuck them the way they score on an audio/visual/kinetic test, plus some Bentine Dry Mouth Wash

by Anonymousreply 2110/06/2012

Doesn't the Venus Butterfly require a vagina? EWWW!!

by Anonymousreply 2210/06/2012

[quote]Most people are just happy to be having it and are easily satisfied.

[quote]Wow, you sound like the lamest lay in town.

WRONG. After the endless ramp model strutting in bars and the USDA level analysis in e-bars while everybody hedges their bets there's somebody better to have sex with if they just wait awhile longer, he's right: most people are just happy to anything.

And in my experience it doesn't take much to be good. But, my God, when they really are a bad lay, what a disappointment.

by Anonymousreply 2310/06/2012

You must be pretty desperate if you're just "happy with anything". I want hot sex. If I just want to get off, my hand will do.

by Anonymousreply 2410/06/2012

I want hot sex and a pony!

And I'm going to my room until I get it because all I want is hot sex and a pony!

Smell you.

by Anonymousreply 2510/06/2012

I just told my boyfriend that I wanted to lick his mussy. He rolled his eyes and left the room.

by Anonymousreply 2610/06/2012

Open wallet

by Anonymousreply 2710/06/2012

I'm freakishly strong and can lift you up while I eat your ass. It requires a bed nearby because you always move around too much and we lose our balance.

by Anonymousreply 2810/06/2012


by Anonymousreply 2910/06/2012

I can discuss new window treatments as you enter my mangina.

by Anonymousreply 3010/06/2012

My cock has a big head and strong curve. This enables me to massage the prostate while fucking. Many men have cum just from this prostate massage without them touching themselves.

by Anonymousreply 3110/06/2012

Paying promptly in cash

by Anonymousreply 3210/06/2012

I massage his prostate gland while deep throating him. He goes wild.

by Anonymousreply 3310/06/2012

Huge cock



by Anonymousreply 3410/06/2012

I stay awake after sex

by Anonymousreply 3510/06/2012

R7, R8, What's your advice for achieving "no gag reflex?"

by Anonymousreply 3610/06/2012

[quote]What's your advice for achieving "no gag reflex?

You're supposed to practice with your toothbrush when brushing your teeth. My ex told me this, and I'd often hear him gagging himself in the bathroom. Which always made me wonder, because he sure as hell wasn't blowing ME.

by Anonymousreply 3710/06/2012

I'm a fantastic kisser. I've kissed fully clothed guys so passionately that they've cum in public.

by Anonymousreply 3810/06/2012

Thanks for the tip R37

by Anonymousreply 3910/06/2012

My tongue is 9 inches long.

by Anonymousreply 4010/06/2012

I can tie cherry stems in s knot using just my tongue and the inside of my mouth. Guys buy me drinks in bars just to see it.

by Anonymousreply 4110/06/2012

Body contact. Holding someone like you're both on E and they're the most important person in the history of humanity.

Of course, after I come, it's shower and home or sleep.

by Anonymousreply 4210/06/2012

Anyone else have any oral sex tips? How do you handle XL?

by Anonymousreply 4310/06/2012

That's private, OP.

by Anonymousreply 4410/06/2012

I can take a huge cock all the way down my throat to the hilt and still lap my tongue underneath a dude's balls. It drives 'em mad!

by Anonymousreply 4510/06/2012

Practice, practice, practice, r43.

by Anonymousreply 4610/06/2012

cumming early

by Anonymousreply 4710/06/2012

My precum tastes like honey, and my cum tastes like vanilla.

It's all in the diet.

by Anonymousreply 4810/06/2012

I give a good spanking to those who need it and I always need to give spankings. I'm also good at sucking a man's nipples, especially while gripping his buttocks firmly. Not good at cocksucking though, somehow just not my scene--queer queer, huh? I once jacked off a guy while spanking him at the same time (requires both to be standing up of course), it's not as easy as it sounds, try it sometime. Spankings are best given to those men who are into uniforms--cops/security guards, mailmen, ups men (there is something about those brown pants that make me pant), baseball/football uniforms and cowboy/western gear--the tighter the jeans the more a paddle should be used instead of your hand.

by Anonymousreply 4910/06/2012

[quote]My precum tastes like honey, and my cum tastes like vanilla.

[quote]It's all in the diet.

What's your diet, R48?

by Anonymousreply 5010/06/2012

Sorry, that's my secret.

But yogurt is an important part of it.

by Anonymousreply 5110/06/2012

When I orgasm I blurt out the eleven herbs and spices in KFC.

It isn't quite as powerful as years ago, but it still beats 'oh, baby, make me a woman!'

by Anonymousreply 5210/06/2012

Incredible kisser

by Anonymousreply 5310/06/2012

The best vibrator that money can buy

by Anonymousreply 5410/14/2012

I cum REALLY fast!

by Anonymousreply 5510/14/2012

[quote]smearing chocolate pudding all over my face, I mean, ALL OVER, as I'm 'sucking the shitter' and then watching the guy jump back in horror/squeal with delight when he turns around and sees me.

That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen here, R9. No shit!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 5610/14/2012

I woship a straight black dick in a way that is incomparable and never forgotten.

by Anonymousreply 5710/14/2012

I slap a face like Nobody's business

by Anonymousreply 5810/24/2012

R49, you sound right up my alley

by Anonymousreply 5910/24/2012
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