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My musty mussy has come alive on this cold fall night.

My mussy is itching for the touch of a man. I want to man to stick his meat whistle up my quivering manhole. My puss-he needs to be filled by a well-endowed member. My man-gina is hungry for some man meat.

In other words, I'm horny.

by Anita Mannreply 2510/30/2016

I find it sad some people here find this shit funny.

by Anita Mannreply 110/05/2012

I find it sad that cunts like R1 populate the DL and offer nothing but church lady judgments and humorless clucks, and probably get their granny panties sticky over it all.

by Anita Mannreply 210/05/2012

I find stuff life this Hilarious!!!!!!

by Anita Mannreply 310/05/2012

I'm as damp as a cellar down there... All mildewy... Enter if you dare.

by Anita Mannreply 410/05/2012

OP is alive with the sound of things that never 'happened'.

by Anita Mannreply 510/05/2012

R2 is 100 years old.

by Anita Mannreply 610/05/2012

Well douche that shitpussy out, Mary- and go walk your dog in the park. Good luck!

by Anita Mannreply 710/06/2012

This shit is so tired.

by Anita Mannreply 810/06/2012

The phrase "so tired" is tired, because it goes back to drag queens circa 1989.

by Anita Mannreply 910/06/2012

Suck my meat-tangine

by Anita Mannreply 1010/06/2012

I dont care what any of you sour bitches think, this stuff cracks my shit up. Only a humorless cow wouldn't find it funny.

Go ahead, gurl and dust off that mussy. I'm sure there's some hot blatino meat just waiting to fill your manguyna!

by Anita Mannreply 1110/06/2012

Momma's mussy is a'hankerin' for a sailor suitor to insert his rod and catch some sea bass!!

by Anita Mannreply 1210/08/2014

Get a blog, you fat whore!

by Anita Mannreply 1310/08/2014

But what if you meet a mussy dustier than your own, cobwebs completely up the fanny, and the owner wants to dust her broom on your stickpussy?

by Anita Mannreply 1410/08/2014

With all due respect, ma'am...

by Anita Mannreply 1510/08/2014


by Anita Mannreply 1610/08/2014

Momma's mussy is trembling like a...

......I can't, guys. I got nothing! I'm not witty enough to be Momma :(

by Anita Mannreply 1710/08/2014

O.K., I'll go. Mamma's Mussy is damper than a Louisiana magnolia wet with a spring morning's dew.

by Anita Mannreply 1810/08/2014

My musty mussy is misting like a cheap perfume bottle

by Anita Mannreply 1907/01/2016

My musty mussy is misting like the set of a 1940s Universal B horror movie.

by Anita Mannreply 2007/01/2016

Oh Glenn, that made me cum.

by Anita Mannreply 2107/01/2016

Op, I'm sickened by your turn of phrase.

by Anita Mannreply 2207/02/2016

I got this dick meat for you. I am going to to stroke my 9 inch dick with your boy pussy. I make sure I hit the those spots and if you like I can beat that ass like churning butter if you like. After that, I will empty all of my creamy man milk inside your boy pussy.

by Anita Mannreply 2307/02/2016

I need an response

by Anita Mannreply 2407/02/2016

I could cuddle with your mussy tonight.

by Anita Mannreply 2510/30/2016
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