The jokes just write themselves.
FBI confirms suspicious package with "white powder" sent to Bristol Palin at DWTS studios
|by Anonymous||reply 29||10/10/2012|
It was probably just Bristol's "secret diet" dust, sent from Mama Grizzly in meth-addled Wasilla.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||10/04/2012|
She probably sent it to herself so someone would pay attention to her. Either that or Honey Boo Boo has fired the first shot.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||10/04/2012|
Is she on that again? WTF? Kirstie Alley and her AGAIN?
DWTS has jumped the shark and can't find Z-list celebrities anymore.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||10/05/2012|
We resorted to using powdered birth control a couple months ago when she started spitting out the pills we'd hide in her peanut butter.
I'm already raising one of her little mongoloids and will not be tied down by another.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||10/05/2012|
Agree R1 -it must have been a meth care package from home that got messy during shipping.
Poor Bristol - the only DWTS contestant that ever gained weight during a season.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||10/05/2012|
She sent it to herself.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||10/05/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 7||10/05/2012|
"I'm already raising one of her little mongoloids and will not be tied down by another."
Jezuz but you people are cruel.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||10/05/2012|
[quote] Is she on that again? WTF? Kirstie Alley and her AGAIN? DWTS has jumped the shark and can't find Z-list celebrities anymore.
Um, this is an "All Star" edition of the show, bringing back former non-winner contestants.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||10/05/2012|
R9, grow a sense of humor.
Bristol did it herself to gain sympathy - since she's going to be in the bottom 2 for the next several weeks....
|by Anonymous||reply 10||10/05/2012|
Poor Girl, she doesn't deserve this, almost as much as we don't deserve seeing her on DWTS. The fucking Clodhopper is going to Tea Party herself right into the finals again.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||10/09/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 12||10/09/2012|
Always the victim. Just like her mother. Isn't that a personality disorder?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||10/09/2012|
She just can't comprehend that she means nothing to 99.9999999999% of us.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||10/09/2012|
Good Lord, she looks awful!
What did she do to her face?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||10/09/2012|
[quote]Um, this is an "All Star" edition of the show, bringing back former non-winner contestants.
In this case, the term "star" is more elastic than one of Bristol's waistbands.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||10/09/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 17||10/09/2012|
DWTS is total crap. That bitch is still in there with real talent going home. Jayzuz.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||10/09/2012|
"Good job, sweetie!"
|by Anonymous||reply 19||10/09/2012|
Are you sure Mama isn't sending a columbian marching powder care package?
The snowbilly is getting rail thin these days.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||10/09/2012|
Didn't this happen last time she was on the show too?
|by Anonymous||reply 21||10/09/2012|
Wow. Her head's gigundo compared to the hot guy's.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||10/09/2012|
The only suspicious package over Bristol Palin is Mark Ballas's.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||10/09/2012|
Anderson says she's over botoxed:
[quote]"Nobody anymore, you can't tell that anybody's having a meltdown, because her face is completely frozen!" Cooper exclaimed!
[quote]"And she's what, 17?!" Norville added. For the record, Bristol's 22 and, as far as we know, not trying to get a Wrigley's endorsement.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||10/09/2012|
Oh god. This is what's coming from Sarah:
"...In a note to People, stating that her family is writing a book on "fitness and self-discipline focusing on where we get our energy and balance as we still eat our beloved homemade comfort foods!"
She'll never stop.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||10/10/2012|
It's probably powered milk from her mama's dried up teats.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||10/10/2012|
her being saved over better dancers is making a mockery of the all star season
|by Anonymous||reply 27||10/10/2012|
"Jezuz but you people are cruel."
Thank you. We try very hard and appreciate the recognition. God bless.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||10/10/2012|
So did we decide what caused her idiotic diva meltdown this week? Besides the patented Palin need to wallow in self-pity and victimization, I mean. Because my theory is, too much meth.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||10/10/2012|