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FBI confirms suspicious package with "white powder" sent to Bristol Palin at DWTS studios

The jokes just write themselves.

by Anonymousreply 2910/10/2012

It was probably just Bristol's "secret diet" dust, sent from Mama Grizzly in meth-addled Wasilla.

by Anonymousreply 110/04/2012

She probably sent it to herself so someone would pay attention to her. Either that or Honey Boo Boo has fired the first shot.

by Anonymousreply 210/04/2012

Is she on that again? WTF? Kirstie Alley and her AGAIN?

DWTS has jumped the shark and can't find Z-list celebrities anymore.

by Anonymousreply 310/05/2012

We resorted to using powdered birth control a couple months ago when she started spitting out the pills we'd hide in her peanut butter.

I'm already raising one of her little mongoloids and will not be tied down by another.

by Anonymousreply 410/05/2012

Agree R1 -it must have been a meth care package from home that got messy during shipping.

Poor Bristol - the only DWTS contestant that ever gained weight during a season.

by Anonymousreply 510/05/2012

She sent it to herself.

by Anonymousreply 610/05/2012

Publicity stunt.

by Anonymousreply 710/05/2012

"I'm already raising one of her little mongoloids and will not be tied down by another."

Jezuz but you people are cruel.

by Anonymousreply 810/05/2012

[quote] Is she on that again? WTF? Kirstie Alley and her AGAIN? DWTS has jumped the shark and can't find Z-list celebrities anymore.

Um, this is an "All Star" edition of the show, bringing back former non-winner contestants.

by Anonymousreply 910/05/2012

R9, grow a sense of humor.

Bristol did it herself to gain sympathy - since she's going to be in the bottom 2 for the next several weeks....

by Anonymousreply 1010/05/2012

Poor Girl, she doesn't deserve this, almost as much as we don't deserve seeing her on DWTS. The fucking Clodhopper is going to Tea Party herself right into the finals again.

by Anonymousreply 1110/09/2012

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

by Anonymousreply 1210/09/2012

Always the victim. Just like her mother. Isn't that a personality disorder?

by Anonymousreply 1310/09/2012

She just can't comprehend that she means nothing to 99.9999999999% of us.

by Anonymousreply 1410/09/2012

Good Lord, she looks awful!

What did she do to her face?

by Anonymousreply 1510/09/2012

[quote]Um, this is an "All Star" edition of the show, bringing back former non-winner contestants.

In this case, the term "star" is more elastic than one of Bristol's waistbands.

by Anonymousreply 1610/09/2012

BOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOAH!

by Anonymousreply 1710/09/2012

DWTS is total crap. That bitch is still in there with real talent going home. Jayzuz.

by Anonymousreply 1810/09/2012

"Good job, sweetie!"

by Anonymousreply 1910/09/2012

Are you sure Mama isn't sending a columbian marching powder care package?

The snowbilly is getting rail thin these days.

by Anonymousreply 2010/09/2012

Didn't this happen last time she was on the show too?

by Anonymousreply 2110/09/2012

Wow. Her head's gigundo compared to the hot guy's.

by Anonymousreply 2210/09/2012

The only suspicious package over Bristol Palin is Mark Ballas's.

by Anonymousreply 2310/09/2012

Anderson says she's over botoxed:

[quote]"Nobody anymore, you can't tell that anybody's having a meltdown, because her face is completely frozen!" Cooper exclaimed!

[quote]"And she's what, 17?!" Norville added. For the record, Bristol's 22 and, as far as we know, not trying to get a Wrigley's endorsement.

by Anonymousreply 2410/09/2012

Oh god. This is what's coming from Sarah:

"...In a note to People, stating that her family is writing a book on "fitness and self-discipline focusing on where we get our energy and balance as we still eat our beloved homemade comfort foods!"

She'll never stop.

by Anonymousreply 2510/10/2012

It's probably powered milk from her mama's dried up teats.

by Anonymousreply 2610/10/2012

her being saved over better dancers is making a mockery of the all star season

by Anonymousreply 2710/10/2012

"Jezuz but you people are cruel."

Thank you. We try very hard and appreciate the recognition. God bless.

by Anonymousreply 2810/10/2012

So did we decide what caused her idiotic diva meltdown this week? Besides the patented Palin need to wallow in self-pity and victimization, I mean. Because my theory is, too much meth.

by Anonymousreply 2910/10/2012
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