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Liam Neeson Big Dick Gifs


by Anonymousreply 6611/22/2012

Been there, done that. It was hot.

by Anonymousreply 910/04/2012

Holy shit! How did I miss that movie?!

by Anonymousreply 1010/04/2012

My stars!

by Anonymousreply 1210/05/2012

That looks like a weapon! I'm scared!!

by Anonymousreply 1310/05/2012

I always get him confused eith birgit nielson

by Anonymousreply 1410/05/2012


by Anonymousreply 1710/05/2012

I read your thread title as Big Dick [bold]Gifts[/bold] and was hoping for a personal visit from Mr. Neeson. Drat.

by Anonymousreply 1810/06/2012

Turns out he IS huge afterall.

by Anonymousreply 2010/06/2012

And unmutilated!

by Anonymousreply 2110/06/2012


Because kindness and talent are much sought after qualities in a fuck partner?

by Anonymousreply 2310/06/2012

R22 is filled with envy.

by Anonymousreply 2410/06/2012

I think it's fascinating that the man rumored to have one of the biggest dicks in Hollywood is rumored to be fucking the man rumored to have one of the smallest dicks in Hollywood. Wasn't Cooper the subject of a BI about an actor who was considered seriously disappointing down below by his female partner?

by Anonymousreply 2510/06/2012

Yes, R25, Bradley was the subject of that rumor. I think he and Liam would make a HOT couple.

by Anonymousreply 2610/06/2012

Technically, R18, those gifs [italic]are[/italic] gifts...for the eyes.

by Anonymousreply 2710/06/2012

He told Andy Cohen that he dated Barbra Streisand for awhile. I bet she rode that big cock all the time.

by Anonymousreply 2810/06/2012

yeah, he sure gets around. I don't believe that rumor about Cooper, it's probably wishful thinking on Cooper's part. He lusts for Liam's penis.

by Anonymousreply 2910/06/2012

Actually, Bradley never shows a substantial bulge, but even if he did have a small one, I would NEVER kick him out bed.

by Anonymousreply 3010/06/2012

Wow, I had heard this rumor for years. That first GIF is amazing.

Thanks OP.

by Anonymousreply 3110/06/2012

All that in the first gif and I saw nary a bulge in those ELLEN dunking booth pics (I saw the latter prior to clicking on this thread and wondered WTF the fuss was all about).

by Anonymousreply 3310/06/2012

Oh dear. All these tiny images are reminiscent of Dahmer. Snippets of dismembered bodypart images just don't cut it for me, but all you sad old frau's carry on.

by Anonymousreply 3410/06/2012


sad old frau's what?

by Anonymousreply 3510/06/2012

[quote]sad old frau's what? [quote]sad old frau's carry on

by Anonymousreply 3610/06/2012

He most definitely has a bulge on the WWHN video...mmmmmm

by Anonymousreply 3710/06/2012

Because R33, bulges and dick size don't always have anything to do with each other. I have huge balls and a big, flaccid dick. But my bulge is just average. You'd never guess I have what I have. I swear, do any of you queens ever see dick?

by Anonymousreply 3810/06/2012

Meanwhile in heaven...

Natasha Richardson: Hey, Babe, can I, um, borrow your baseball bat.

Babe Ruth: Dammit, Natasha. I know you miss your husband, but you need to find something else to...fill the void. Ol' slugger is starting to smell like anchovies.

Natasha Richardson: Fuck you! You know I wipe it down whenever I give it back!

Babe: Fuck me? Fuck you, you fuckin...

[God appears with King Solomon]

God: Natasha, Babe...we've discussed this. I won't have profanity in Heaven. Now Sol here is going to have the final word on this bat situation.

Solomon: Babe, it's clear you're the rightful owner of the baseball bat; however, after years of marriage to Liam Neeson, it's clear that Natasha needs an object of sizable proportions to bring her satisfaction. In order to restore order, my decision is this: Babe, the baseball bat is yours and Natasha shall not be borrowing it ever again.

Natasha: Fuck!

Babe: Yay!

Solomon: I'm not finished. Natasha, you're a good woman and we're all sympathetic to your needs. Therefore, whenever your carnal desires need to be satisfied, you bring the Crisco and I'll bring the fist.

Natasha: Yay!

Babe: Gross.

God: Ummmm, I'm not touching that one with a ten foot pole....

Natasha: Ugh, ten foot pole. I miss LIAM!

by Anonymousreply 3910/06/2012

What the hell was that, r39? Are you crazy?

OP, how big do you reckon that Liam dick is? He's tall, too, so it's probably longer than it looks. Maybe 8 inches?

by Anonymousreply 4010/06/2012

Liam is 10". They even allude to it in Kinsey. I don't think that Kinsey himself was necessarily hung, so that comment by his wife about how large he was was referring to Liam.

I think the size of your bulge has to do with hips as well. Narrower hips means bigger bulge. I have slightly square or wider hips, and I don't show much of a bulge even though I am hung pretty big.

by Anonymousreply 4110/07/2012

That's a big pee-pee.

by Anonymousreply 4210/07/2012

I think Liam is probably a good 10 inches hard

by Anonymousreply 4310/07/2012

When Maggie Gyllenhaal's asshole husband did his nude scene with Liam in KINSEY, he reported it was the size of a baby's forearm.

by Anonymousreply 4510/07/2012

And he wasn't lying, R45. Peter Saarsgaard, by the way, has a great ass, but his dick size is nowhere near Liam territory.

by Anonymousreply 4610/07/2012

most porn videos I've seen with cocks that big never seem to get rock solid hard. Anyone have first hand experience?

by Anonymousreply 4710/07/2012

Actually, Peter told his friends Liam's dick was as big as a baby's arm, not just the forearm.

Mama Mia!

by Anonymousreply 4810/07/2012

Liam Neeson's bulge on What Happens Live!!!!

I think we know what really killed his wife!

by Anonymousreply 4910/08/2012

I bet I could go fully down on it.

by Anonymousreply 5010/09/2012

Do you think he purposely wore those tight crotch huggers for Andy and his gay audience?

I think he Hammed it.

by Anonymousreply 5110/09/2012

"WWHL!" bulge...

by Anonymousreply 5210/11/2012

In the words of Madeline Kahn, "It's true, it's true!"

by Anonymousreply 5310/11/2012

r21 he is cut sorry u need ur eyes check.

by Anonymousreply 5410/11/2012

Is it uncomfortable to walk around with a dick that big? Too cumbersome? If I were a man I'd want about 7.5 thick inches.

by Anonymousreply 5510/11/2012

Does he live in a swing state?

by Anonymousreply 5610/14/2012

Andy was on all fours with his hairy hole very wet

by Anonymousreply 5710/14/2012

After seeing him nearly nude on Ellen.....yuck....who cares about the dick when the rest is so bloated.

by Anonymousreply 5810/14/2012

There will always be size queens who don't care what it is attached to

by Anonymousreply 5910/14/2012

And thank god, because how else would Jonah Falcon EVER get laid?

by Anonymousreply 6010/14/2012

r59, he seems like a nice guy. Women and men both gay and straight get turned on by the things you deem shallow. It's human nature.

Tits and dick.

by Anonymousreply 6110/14/2012

Big Dick Bump

by Anonymousreply 6210/16/2012

R54. Liam Neeson is uncut.

by Anonymousreply 6310/16/2012


by Anonymousreply 6410/23/2012

Liam and Jon Hamm should never be allowed to wear underwear.

by Anonymousreply 6510/25/2012


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