Lord those poor girls are getting as fat as mama. The skinniest one is the one who just had the baby. Have they shown her six toes yet? Since they have a show and more money now perhaps they should put Alana on a workout routine. She's way too fat for pageants.
Mama June in the ubiquitous Walmart scooter
|by Anonymous||reply 75||06/26/2013|
Hope she's socking away some of the money and paying off her mortgage, etc.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||10/01/2012|
The Thompsons rent, r1. They were in arrears before the show started.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||10/01/2012|
That pic is priceless. Only in America!
|by Anonymous||reply 3||10/01/2012|
God, she's only 33?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||10/01/2012|
Even better R2. She better sock money away and buy a trailer for cash. It can't be expensive in Bumfuck, TN or wherever they are.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||10/01/2012|
Sad huh R4? I'm 48 and look a hell of lot better and younger than Mama June.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||10/01/2012|
Oh please, just wait. It's only a matter of time before they'll be "loadin' up the truck and movin' to Beverly.....Hills, that is Swimmin' pools, movie stars.
Then we can all watch as their fame fades leaving disaster in it wake. The family will feud over money. June and Sugar Bear will split up. Some of the kids will succumb to addictions, while others start doing "fatty" porn for easy money. At least one person in the family will commit suicide.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||10/01/2012|
What is all this talk in the comments of ketchup and Country Crock? Don't tell me that's what fatass June makes pasta sauce out of? Please, god, no.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||10/01/2012|
The are chunky kids because they're poor and they eat high starch food and get little to no exercise. That said, if you stood outside of a high scool I venture to guess that MOST kids would look just like them.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||10/01/2012|
I am fairly certain R7 that no matter what happens all of the girls will be unwed mothers jus' like Mama.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||10/01/2012|
I thought you had to have an actual disability to use one of those scooters. Can just anyone use them?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||10/01/2012|
That little one is gettng heavier, there's no way she can win a pageant looking like that.
That mom just makes me laugh to look at her. She is funny, but I worry for those kids.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||10/01/2012|
What is it with showing fat women? It's just beyond disturbing. Those electric carts are enablers. Let the cows walk.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||10/01/2012|
[quote]What is all this talk in the comments of ketchup and Country Crock? Don't tell me that's what fatass June makes pasta sauce out of? Please, god, no.
Mama June makes "sketti" sauce out of an ice-cream-scoopful of Country Crock margarine and a few squirts of ketchup.
Then she puts them in a plastic container and microwaves the whole thing before dumping it over hot spaghetti.
Here you go:
|by Anonymous||reply 14||10/01/2012|
Ugh R14. I'm sure Mama June's arteries are screaming in agony about right now.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||10/01/2012|
LOL the bodyguard. I hope TLC's paying for that.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||10/01/2012|
Why doesn't Mama June just serve her own feces, r14?
|by Anonymous||reply 17||10/01/2012|
My God! Who are those troglodytes?
|by Anonymous||reply 18||10/01/2012|
R18 they are a family of white trash Southern fatties. Alana or "Honey Boo Boo" is child beauty contestant believe it or not.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||10/02/2012|
Some girls mothers are bigger than other girls mothers.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||10/02/2012|
Oh, my. I'm just getting the runs watching the preparation of the "sketti."
The show about the Amish is entirely staged. It's also on TLC, right? Surely, large parts of this must be.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||10/02/2012|
Has anyone dared check out the two headed girl on TLC? It just brings up way too many sexual questions for me so I haven't dared.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||10/02/2012|
In times past, that two-headed girl would have been drowned at birth.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||10/02/2012|
In times past she/they would have died in childbirth along with the mother. There were no c-sections then. Two heads would never get through.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||10/02/2012|
There were some hilarious comments somewhere, maybe here or Dlisted, about that two headed girl.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||10/02/2012|
I am a grown man and if I ever saw that two-headed girl in person, I would probably shit my pants.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||10/02/2012|
r25 it was Dlisted, and the comments were so sick and funny.
"Don't eat that you'll give us the shits!"
|by Anonymous||reply 27||10/02/2012|
This comment on dlisted cracked me up:
[quote]if mtv paid $100,000 per episode to each member of jersey shore, and $1 million per episode to kim kardash, then mama june deserves at least $50,000 per epi. MILK TLC DRY! spit and grease up them hands, pull ya sleeves up, stare that cock in the eye and milk the money mama june!!! MILK IT!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 28||10/02/2012|
"Subtitled Pageant Pigs" is my favorite comment on Dlisted.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||10/02/2012|
Here's a picture of Mama in her younger years. She was never a looker:
|by Anonymous||reply 30||10/02/2012|
Looks like June has always been a big girl.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||10/02/2012|
That photo looks like it came out of 1985, but based on Mama's age, it was mid 90s and she was rocking a teased up mullet. And poor Mama has never been thin a day in her life.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||10/02/2012|
I see a lot of women around still wearing mullets and teased hair especially in little podunk towns.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||10/02/2012|
r32, in rural areas the fashions are always behind the times. This is true for the entire country, not just the South. There are small towns in the US in 2012 where the people still dress and wear their hair like it's 1986.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||10/02/2012|
That cow is only 33? And she uses ketchup and margarine to make sauce?
I am going to vomit. That is fucking disgusting.
The whole lot of them is disgusting.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||10/02/2012|
I bet [bold]her[/bold] pussy stinks!!
|by Anonymous||reply 36||10/02/2012|
My pussy doan stink, Shayl. It REEKS! Fo' Gawd! I swear, thay's gnats and fruit flahs makin' 'emselves some nests in mah boo-boo-bearin' poobs!
|by Anonymous||reply 37||10/02/2012|
Are these people getting the same treatment as the Duggers? Are they getting flown to NY for appearances on The Today Show and Live with Kelly and Michael? Freebies?
|by Anonymous||reply 38||10/02/2012|
Mama June will not make appearances R38. She's unwilling to leave her family or maybe, as one poster stated, she's afraid to leave her familiar surroundings.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||10/02/2012|
They've been on Anderson's show a few times.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||10/02/2012|
Oh leave them alone! They are simple country folk! I think they need a "Very Special Honey Boo Boo" episode where Michelle Obama comes to visit and have dinner. I can't imagine who would be more horrified.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||10/02/2012|
They just got a raise. Bumped up from $4000 an episode to $20,000.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||10/02/2012|
KILL IT WITH FIRE! DEAR GOD, WHAT IS IT?!?!?
This country could not possibly be more over. Just nuke the whole fucking thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||10/02/2012|
R28 I agree. This family isn't getting paid nearly enough considering what the network makes off of them. That stupid Jersey cast is set for life. That little girl will be teased and bullied for doing this show for the rest of her life. She should at least get well rewarded for that.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||10/02/2012|
I read a story a couple of weeks ago that some townsfolk weren't too happy about having the show shoot in their midst. They were afraid that viewers might base their impressions of the town and the people solely on the Boo Boo Child family.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||10/02/2012|
I would love to sniff the seat of that scooter after Mama June ground some sweaty 'business' into it after sitting on it for a few hours. It would be heaven
|by Anonymous||reply 46||10/02/2012|
She looks like Catherine O'Hara in a fat suit.
This makes me wonder: Is this a Christopher Guest mockumentary? This can't possibly be real.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||10/02/2012|
"Mama June will not make appearances [R38]. She's unwilling to leave her family or maybe, as one poster stated, she's afraid to leave her familiar surroundings."
Or maybe she's aware that the whole world is laughing and her and her pore trashy family, and doesn't want to be laughed at in person.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||10/03/2012|
I heard they were going to be bumped up to 8,000 r42, 20,000 is better, but they still deserve a lot more especially since TLC is getting the entire family for that. Sure TLC put them on the map and deserves to be a bit exploitative, but they are really ripping them off. It seems like the family would have some leverage since their personalities can't be copywritten, they should be able to threaten taking their show to another network. They'd just have to change the title.
I watched the show a month ago for about 10 minutes and couldn't see the appeal, but then last Sunday they were doing a marathon and me and mom got into it.
June definitely needs to do a redneck cookbook. Obviously the margarine and ketchup recipe is an unhealthy substitute for real spaghetti sauce, but it probably tastes pretty good. People would think it's a fun idea and it'd sell well. I hope she'd be able to keep TLC's greedy claws off the profits.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||10/03/2012|
As bad as they look, they are actualy very good loving parents.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||10/03/2012|
Yep r50, and gay friendly. Uncle Poodle is totally accepted and loved.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||10/03/2012|
The comments on the sketti video are hillarious
"I am ashamed of the human race "
"And this is why the whole world hates us..."
|by Anonymous||reply 52||10/03/2012|
She loves uncle poodle.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||10/03/2012|
"Everybody's a little gay"
|by Anonymous||reply 54||10/03/2012|
South Park is having an episode of Cartman vs Honey Boo Boo
|by Anonymous||reply 55||10/03/2012|
I am so watching that R55.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||10/03/2012|
[quote] As bad as they look, they are actualy very good loving parents.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||10/03/2012|
These criminal pasts should certainly make next season interesting when some of the dough starts rolling in and causing some conflicts within the family. Maybe they're generic poor living hand to mouth, failing to pay the bills, and scraping by any way they can (even if it means having the kid sing for the family's crap supper) or just really low lifey. They type of people who could make a hard earned dollar or hold on to it due to questionable activities. I've never watched the program so I don't know which type they are.
So are the daughters all by the same father? How long have June and Sugar Bear been together? How old was Sugar Bear at the time of the burglary 18 years ago?
|by Anonymous||reply 58||10/03/2012|
R58 each girl has a different father. They are all in jail except Sugar Bear who is Honey Boo Boo's babydaddy.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||10/03/2012|
I love the little sign on the front of the Walmart scooter.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||10/03/2012|
I can believe that June managed to get one guy to fuck her, but four?!?
|by Anonymous||reply 61||10/03/2012|
Cartman's on a scooter too.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||10/03/2012|
June's criminal past is ho-hum. She was jailed for 4 days for not paying $643 in child support, and then she paid it. Some people are really poor, the kind of people who have railroad tracks running through their backyard. So surprising she had trouble paying her bills, let's throw her in debtor's prison. Admittedly Sugar Bear's burglary conviction is more troublesome, but that was 20 yrs ago.
R61, her old photos show a normal looking woman, not attractive but not remarkably unattractive either. Her teen daughters were conceived when she looked like that.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||10/03/2012|
w&w for r20 with the Smith's reference.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||10/03/2012|
any new paparazzi pics?
|by Anonymous||reply 65||11/21/2012|
[quote]her pore trashy family
Oh, the irony.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||02/10/2013|
To whom would June pay child support?
|by Anonymous||reply 67||02/10/2013|
Mama June rumored to be on Dancing with the Stars.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||02/13/2013|
Hell if they can put Chaz on it, and she's a hefty woman, why not let June try her luck on DWTS?
|by Anonymous||reply 69||02/13/2013|
It would be the first time I watch DWTS.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||02/13/2013|
[quote]I can believe that June managed to get one guy to fuck her, but four?!?
It's so easy to get guys to fuck you when you're a woman.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||02/13/2013|
when does next season of HBB begin?
|by Anonymous||reply 72||04/01/2013|
When does new season air?
|by Anonymous||reply 73||04/15/2013|
My fat ass needs one of those scooters!
|by Anonymous||reply 74||04/15/2013|
[quote]I would love to sniff the seat of that scooter after Mama June ground some sweaty 'business' into it after sitting on it for a few hours.
Well, soon you can. the premier of HBB will be a Watch and Sniff" show.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||06/26/2013|