... are the fucking sexiest people on the planet.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||02/11/2013|
Tiny cocks, alcoholics, sad.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||09/30/2012|
R1 Exactly how would you know this information - especially the tiny cocks part?
|by Anonymous||reply 2||09/30/2012|
r1 gets his info from being a lifelong member of the Tiny Cock Brotherhood.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||09/30/2012|
Don't know about the tinymeat part myself, but the alcoholic part is true.
I think Lee Tamahori's film Once Were Warriors is a fairly realistic view on Maori life.
Sad, because they are truly SO sexy.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||09/30/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 5||09/30/2012|
Do the guys put out?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||09/30/2012|
Didn't one of those fellows recently marry into The Royal Family?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||09/30/2012|
Don't I know it, OP!
|by Anonymous||reply 8||09/30/2012|
Tiny Cocks Brotherhood. That's very funny, R3/OP. Perhaps you should try for a career as a comedian.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||09/30/2012|
Tendency towards obesity, like other Polynesians.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||09/30/2012|
Isn't Russell Crowe part Maori?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||09/30/2012|
Kiri Te Kanawa is.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||09/30/2012|
R1, don't let the "all 'native' cultures are perfect" idiots get you down. You're absolutely right, sad to say.
But you didn't add "mostly fat," which they also are.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||09/30/2012|
Is that Snooki at the beginning (I didn't watch the rest of it) ???
|by Anonymous||reply 14||09/30/2012|
Jemaine Clement is half Maori and he's pretty much the sexiest person I can think of right now.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||09/30/2012|
Which half, R15?
|by Anonymous||reply 16||09/30/2012|
Russell Crowe would like people to believe he's that interesting. He's just a boring little white boy who pretends he's much tougher than he is.
Maori people can be incredibly beautiful but a Western diet along with alcohol and drugs takes it toll on many.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||09/30/2012|
I love JGeek and the Geeks.
Super hot Maori guys with actual talent. Youtube their songs "Maori Boy," and "Icky Sticky," and "Taniwha."
They're more Youtube famous than mainstream famous, but I think they've got talent. Plus they're hot!
|by Anonymous||reply 18||09/30/2012|
Taniwha is a pretty cool video...
|by Anonymous||reply 19||09/30/2012|
R1 is absolutely correct. Miniscule cocks. Maybe it explains their anger.
Interestingly, NZ must have the highest proportion of mesomorphic white men on the planet. You've never seen so many rugger bugger bodies. Very interesting phenomenon. Well, soon to be past phenomenon. The native white population is immigrating to Australia at a vast and unsustainable rate - even more so since the Christchurch earthquakes. They're being replaced by Pacific Islanders and Indians. So yet more tiny cocks. If you care about meat (and who doesn't?), it's a national tragedy.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||09/30/2012|
Cosmo, you sound like a real gem. Maybe you'd be better suited to Australia. Or even Apartheid South Africa, perhaps? The world certainly needs more "people" like you. *rolling eyes*
In any case, more hot young shirtless Maori guys!
|by Anonymous||reply 21||09/30/2012|
Here you go, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||09/30/2012|
Once Were Warriors is most certainly not a representation of average Maori life. That would be like saying Compton is a representation of life for the average black person. Maoris don't tend towards fat anymore than white NZer's - I think you must be getting confused with Pacific Islanders, who are a different race and unfortunately do tend towards obesity.
Maoris are generally good folk and contrary to how the media portrays the relationship, white NZers and maori tend to get on pretty well.
There are small hardcore groups trying to play on white guilt to get more handouts, but most recognise the bullshit and are just happy to get on with life.
Gorgeous gorgeous looking people.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||09/30/2012|
Lol at the lady helping him!
|by Anonymous||reply 24||09/30/2012|
Maori all blacks rugby team haka.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||09/30/2012|
[quote]Cosmo, you sound like a real gem.
Never said I was PC. Just recounting the facts, and the scenery as I saw it.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||09/30/2012|
At least they're not Jawas: disgusting creatures!
|by Anonymous||reply 27||09/30/2012|
What is a jawa?
Why are Maoris different from Polynesians!
|by Anonymous||reply 28||09/30/2012|
I have rubbed noses with a REAL Maori at his marae, or community centre.
If you beg me, I'll let you smell me.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||10/01/2012|
honestly you guys do not know what you are talking about i am from new zealand and lived here my whole life. they do not have tiny dicks, usually on the large side to be honest, white people are not leaving new zealand stupid, get your facts right...
|by Anonymous||reply 30||02/10/2013|
Troy Polamalu is Samoan and oh so dreamy. Are they related to the Maori or completely unrelated?
|by Anonymous||reply 31||02/11/2013|
R31, the Maori, Samoans, Niuans, Tongans, Marquesans, Tahitians, native Hawaiians, etc. -- all Polynesians.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||02/11/2013|
I vastly prefer tiny cocks, bring them on.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||02/11/2013|
Is Dan Carter part Maori?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||02/11/2013|