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The Maori

... are the fucking sexiest people on the planet.

by Anonymousreply 3402/11/2013

Tiny cocks, alcoholics, sad.

by Anonymousreply 109/30/2012

R1 Exactly how would you know this information - especially the tiny cocks part?

by Anonymousreply 209/30/2012

r1 gets his info from being a lifelong member of the Tiny Cock Brotherhood.

by Anonymousreply 309/30/2012

Don't know about the tinymeat part myself, but the alcoholic part is true.

I think Lee Tamahori's film Once Were Warriors is a fairly realistic view on Maori life.

Sad, because they are truly SO sexy.

by Anonymousreply 409/30/2012

I agree!

by Anonymousreply 509/30/2012

Do the guys put out?

by Anonymousreply 609/30/2012

Didn't one of those fellows recently marry into The Royal Family?

by Anonymousreply 709/30/2012

Don't I know it, OP!

by Anonymousreply 809/30/2012

Tiny Cocks Brotherhood. That's very funny, R3/OP. Perhaps you should try for a career as a comedian.

by Anonymousreply 909/30/2012

Tendency towards obesity, like other Polynesians.

by Anonymousreply 1009/30/2012

Isn't Russell Crowe part Maori?

by Anonymousreply 1109/30/2012

Kiri Te Kanawa is.

by Anonymousreply 1209/30/2012

R1, don't let the "all 'native' cultures are perfect" idiots get you down. You're absolutely right, sad to say.

But you didn't add "mostly fat," which they also are.

by Anonymousreply 1309/30/2012

Is that Snooki at the beginning (I didn't watch the rest of it) ???

by Anonymousreply 1409/30/2012

Jemaine Clement is half Maori and he's pretty much the sexiest person I can think of right now.

by Anonymousreply 1509/30/2012

Which half, R15?

by Anonymousreply 1609/30/2012

Russell Crowe would like people to believe he's that interesting. He's just a boring little white boy who pretends he's much tougher than he is.

Maori people can be incredibly beautiful but a Western diet along with alcohol and drugs takes it toll on many.

by Anonymousreply 1709/30/2012

I love JGeek and the Geeks.

Super hot Maori guys with actual talent. Youtube their songs "Maori Boy," and "Icky Sticky," and "Taniwha."

They're more Youtube famous than mainstream famous, but I think they've got talent. Plus they're hot!

by Anonymousreply 1809/30/2012

Taniwha is a pretty cool video...

by Anonymousreply 1909/30/2012

R1 is absolutely correct. Miniscule cocks. Maybe it explains their anger.

Interestingly, NZ must have the highest proportion of mesomorphic white men on the planet. You've never seen so many rugger bugger bodies. Very interesting phenomenon. Well, soon to be past phenomenon. The native white population is immigrating to Australia at a vast and unsustainable rate - even more so since the Christchurch earthquakes. They're being replaced by Pacific Islanders and Indians. So yet more tiny cocks. If you care about meat (and who doesn't?), it's a national tragedy.

by Anonymousreply 2009/30/2012

Cosmo, you sound like a real gem. Maybe you'd be better suited to Australia. Or even Apartheid South Africa, perhaps? The world certainly needs more "people" like you. *rolling eyes*

In any case, more hot young shirtless Maori guys!

by Anonymousreply 2109/30/2012

Here you go, OP.

It's OMC!

by Anonymousreply 2209/30/2012

Once Were Warriors is most certainly not a representation of average Maori life. That would be like saying Compton is a representation of life for the average black person. Maoris don't tend towards fat anymore than white NZer's - I think you must be getting confused with Pacific Islanders, who are a different race and unfortunately do tend towards obesity.

Maoris are generally good folk and contrary to how the media portrays the relationship, white NZers and maori tend to get on pretty well.

There are small hardcore groups trying to play on white guilt to get more handouts, but most recognise the bullshit and are just happy to get on with life.

Gorgeous gorgeous looking people.

by Anonymousreply 2309/30/2012

Lol at the lady helping him!

by Anonymousreply 2409/30/2012

Maori all blacks rugby team haka.

by Anonymousreply 2509/30/2012

[quote]Cosmo, you sound like a real gem.

Never said I was PC. Just recounting the facts, and the scenery as I saw it.

by Anonymousreply 2609/30/2012

At least they're not Jawas: disgusting creatures!

by Anonymousreply 2709/30/2012

What is a jawa?

Why are Maoris different from Polynesians!

by Anonymousreply 2810/01/2012

I have rubbed noses with a REAL Maori at his marae, or community centre.

If you beg me, I'll let you smell me.

by Anonymousreply 2910/01/2012

honestly you guys do not know what you are talking about i am from new zealand and lived here my whole life. they do not have tiny dicks, usually on the large side to be honest, white people are not leaving new zealand stupid, get your facts right...

by Anonymousreply 3002/11/2013

Troy Polamalu is Samoan and oh so dreamy. Are they related to the Maori or completely unrelated?

by Anonymousreply 3102/11/2013

R31, the Maori, Samoans, Niuans, Tongans, Marquesans, Tahitians, native Hawaiians, etc. -- all Polynesians.

by Anonymousreply 3202/11/2013

I vastly prefer tiny cocks, bring them on.

by Anonymousreply 3302/11/2013

Is Dan Carter part Maori?

by Anonymousreply 3402/11/2013
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