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Do str8 married men jack off in the showers at the gym?

My company has a health club in our building with multiple individual showers fairly private with curtains. We have some married men who seem to take long showers. Wonder if they're taking advantage of having a few minutes privacy without wife and kids to "rub one out".

by Anonymousreply 4905/05/2013

Maybe they just like long hot showers. I tend to take long showers at the gym.

by Anonymousreply 109/29/2012

One of the choices should have been 'Duh'.

by Anonymousreply 309/29/2012

[r4] = douchebag

by Anonymousreply 609/29/2012

This thread is disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 709/29/2012

Possibly just enjoying having a long shower without the wife or the kids interupting.

by Anonymousreply 909/29/2012

The shower stalls at my gym have well-used shaving cream and lotion dispensers, so, yes.

by Anonymousreply 1009/29/2012

Did you check for nacreous layers OP?

by Anonymousreply 1109/29/2012

Any man not getting enough at home will jack off in a gym shower.

by Anonymousreply 1209/29/2012

Why so self-loathing, OP?

by Anonymousreply 1309/29/2012

[quote]Why so self-loathing, OP?

What did OP write that could be considered "self-loathing" by anyone with a modicum of intelligence? Is it a reflection of what you see in your mirror?

by Anonymousreply 1409/29/2012

No, but I jack them off if they want.

by Anonymousreply 1609/29/2012

They are probably jelqing.

by Anonymousreply 1709/29/2012

R7 is repulsive to me.

What is jelging? Is that like edging with shower gell?

by Anonymousreply 1809/29/2012

Not "jelging"... jelqing.

If you don't know what jelqing is, you're completely out of it.

by Anonymousreply 1909/29/2012

I jack off at the gym, but usually in the steamroom.

by Anonymousreply 2009/29/2012

Rahm you are a power bottom

by Anonymousreply 2109/29/2012

Rahm is a bossy bottom!

by Anonymousreply 2209/30/2012

Bossy doesn't even begin to describe that bitch.

by Anonymousreply 2309/30/2012

That's OK, Mr. President. I'll gladly let you fuck my hole.

by Anonymousreply 2409/30/2012

One of my friends used to talk about doing it. His wife was pregnant, moody and they were getting by in a studio apt. He did not even get bathroom time as every time he went in there she had to pee.

by Anonymousreply 2509/30/2012

Or maybe he's hung so he doesn't "need" to know, R19.

by Anonymousreply 2709/30/2012

No, OP, very few people are so sexually deviant, disrespectful of others, and impulsive as to engage in sexual activity in a most place. The overwhelming majority of men know the gym is not a place for sexual behavior of any kind.

by Anonymousreply 2809/30/2012

I go to a gym on Long Island and have seen str8 men beat off in the shower after a hard workout. Some poor guys if they lift too much get huge boners and need the relief. They aren't showing off or looking for play, but they need to empty their sacs

by Anonymousreply 2909/30/2012

Men jack off. A dick is a dick. A straight guy might be thinking of a girl he's getting ready to meet, or one he just left. So what.

The real question you ask is do straight guys get turned on by other naked guys at the gym. I don't think so. They wouldn't be straight, technically speaking.

If a straight guy was really horny, and he was running his hands all overhimself, he might get a woody and need to take care of it. This is a ridiculous thread.

What I'm saying is that if a straight guy did jack off in the shower at the gym, it doesn't "mean" anything. He can still be straight.

by Anonymousreply 3009/30/2012

It's a lop-sided poll.

by Anonymousreply 3210/01/2012

What is lop sided about it?

by Anonymousreply 3310/01/2012

So, they get paid for a daily ten minute poo break as well as a wank session?

I need to go back to working for the man.

by Anonymousreply 3410/01/2012

I'm sure some do, but I doubt the reason is the presence of wife and kids. Guys jack off all the time. From extended porn-watching edging sessions to quickies. When I lived at home with my family, I always jacked off in the shower or simply when in the bathroom. I'm sure married men aren't waiting to rub one out until everyone is absent. Sure, they need a longer time alone and a truly private place to watch porn and jack off for a longer period, but what you're proposing they do in the gym showers can easily be accomplished at home while in the shower or in the bathroom generally.

by Anonymousreply 3510/01/2012

R28 sounds like a very boring fellow.

by Anonymousreply 3610/01/2012

More info, R15? Or pics?

by Anonymousreply 3710/01/2012

R35 no...daddy hurry up I have to pee

by Anonymousreply 3810/01/2012

Yes that happens, R38, but hardly enough for men to completely stop jacking off at home.

by Anonymousreply 3910/01/2012

Two kids one bathroom....forget about it.

Men with kids have almost NO privacy at home.

by Anonymousreply 4010/01/2012

[quote]Yes that happens, R38, but hardly enough for men to completely stop jacking off at home.

Frau mentality.

by Anonymousreply 4110/01/2012

Straight married men will jack off any time and place where they can get away from their wife.

by Anonymousreply 4210/07/2012

They jack off in the showers, sauna, steamroom, any place they can find a minute alone.

by Anonymousreply 4310/10/2012

No, OP, straight married men never masturbate in the showers at the gym. It's a scientifically proven fact. Men who do masturbate in the showers at the gym are always either gay men or single straight men. Single straight men immediately stop this practice upon getting married. There has never been an instance of a married straight man masturbating in a gym shower. I've read the studies and can verify the data.

Great question, though. Got any more gems for us?

by Anonymousreply 4410/10/2012

I do.

by Anonymousreply 4510/10/2012

The "Yes" group is winning.

by Anonymousreply 4610/13/2012

Yes, str8 married men jack off in the showers, and don't mind if you watch. If you're nice, smile sweetly, and tell them who you are, they may let you jack them for a while.

by Anonymousreply 4710/20/2012

I watched some guy lift, have a raging hard on in mesh shorts and then nut in the shower at the gym. Whatta waste

by Anonymousreply 4805/05/2013

I have never jerked off in any shower. Not one of my places, I guess.

by Anonymousreply 4905/05/2013
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