Great Lines From TV
We've done this a million times before, but there are millions of more threads on DL than there are things to talk about.
I just cut the dickens out of my finger!
Do you pop out at parties?
My daughter, Bess, wants to marry a boy named Bill whose parents are midgets. ("Shes going to have a tough time finding someone like that.")
Thank you, Rhatt. I saw it in the window and had to have it.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||11/11/2012|
"Say, your name ain't Kinsey, is it?"
|by Anonymous||reply 1||09/28/2012|
Mary, do you know what happens to Veal Prince Orloff if you leave him in the oven too long? He DIES, Mary!
|by Anonymous||reply 2||09/28/2012|
As God is my witness, I swear I thought turkeys could fly!
|by Anonymous||reply 3||09/28/2012|
"Hey, SLUT! I'm writing your mother a letter telling her you're a WHORE!"
|by Anonymous||reply 4||09/28/2012|
"A little song. A little dance. A little seltzer down your pants!"
|by Anonymous||reply 5||09/28/2012|
A can of MM-MM ... in heavy syrup ...
|by Anonymous||reply 6||09/28/2012|
"Rex cries when he ejaculates."
|by Anonymous||reply 7||09/28/2012|
"Fuck you, you car-wash cunt!"
|by Anonymous||reply 8||09/28/2012|
"I'm going to pull apart time for you." -- Amy to Rory, "Doctor Who"
|by Anonymous||reply 9||09/28/2012|
"...and then came the Mongoloid!"
|by Anonymous||reply 10||09/28/2012|
"Which one of you bitches is my mother?"
|by Anonymous||reply 11||09/28/2012|
I'll have you EJECTED into SPACE!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 12||09/28/2012|
"Don't call her 'Mom.' You may call her 'Bev,' or 'Sea Hag.' "
|by Anonymous||reply 14||09/28/2012|
"No, I just implied that she was a little hippy... though she has got the biggest potamus I've ever seen."
|by Anonymous||reply 16||09/28/2012|
"I condole you."
"Quite big tits."
"You mean the night you shook me awake and said: By the way Sweetie, people have it off!"
"Brick and Brack and Knick and Knack and THINGS!"
"Bloody asthmatic cab driver."
|by Anonymous||reply 18||09/28/2012|
Sue Ellen: Tell me J.R. which slut are you going to be sleeping with tonight?
J.R.: Why should it matter. Anyone would be better than the slut I'm looking at right now.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||09/28/2012|
She's fine! She sends her love.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||09/28/2012|
"I also remember, every time I see that ghostly eye, that I was - and continue to be - a hell of a shot."
"Constance: Now, likely I won't have the upper body strength to saw you in half the way you did my poor Travis, but I certainly could cut off the smaller parts!"
[hands Moira a piece of the Harmons' silverware] "Do me a favor and polish this up before I take it, won't you? It's cruddy with corrosion, and do you know why? Because you *are* a shitty maid."
|by Anonymous||reply 21||09/28/2012|
"I pushed you in pudding."
"Just me and my ganja."
|by Anonymous||reply 22||09/28/2012|
"You started it!" "I did not. You invaded Poland!"
|by Anonymous||reply 23||09/28/2012|
Blanche (entering the kitchen): "I'm a cheap tawdry slut."
Rose (not having seen Blanche enter the room): "I think I know. Is it Blanche?"
|by Anonymous||reply 24||09/28/2012|
"How do you like that Mr. "Would be speaking German if not for us'!"
|by Anonymous||reply 25||09/28/2012|
Have you seen Kitty Carryall?
|by Anonymous||reply 26||09/28/2012|
blow it out your Tubenburbles!
|by Anonymous||reply 28||09/28/2012|
Why you dirty little country western singing star!
|by Anonymous||reply 29||09/28/2012|
Blackman....Blackman...where did you come from?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||09/28/2012|
"This gefilte fish is from a jar! I hate that!"-Ladonna,at Buffy's bat mitzvah, SQUARE PEGS
|by Anonymous||reply 31||09/28/2012|
Getting drunk and passing out? On St. Patrick's Day? Is nothing sacred?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||09/28/2012|
Al trying to explain why he carries the child's picture that came with the wallet
Al: I had a choice between a little boy and a little girl and I chose a little girl. She's symbolic.
Kelly: She's Chinese!
Al: That's what I was hoping you'd be.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||09/28/2012|
The quickest way to get a woman into your bed is through her parents. Have sex with them, and you're in.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||09/28/2012|
"MR. FLADBEAU! THIS IS SUZANNE SUGARBAKER! REGGIE MAC IS TAKIN' HIS BREAK NOW. THANKYEW!"
|by Anonymous||reply 35||09/28/2012|
"My vagina is on fire. I'm trying not to scratch it, Orlando... I'm afraid it'll get infected."
|by Anonymous||reply 36||09/28/2012|
Brad: "You know, looking at someones search history isn’t always a reliable indicator of their web habits. I mean, small typo in the word canal and you’re in a whole different family of sites."
Jen: "I know, the same thing happened to me when I searched for a pair of black Crocs."
|by Anonymous||reply 37||09/28/2012|
Oh my God! She's fashion roadkill!
|by Anonymous||reply 38||09/28/2012|
"Hello, I'm Rhoda Morgenstern. I'm another person in the room."
|by Anonymous||reply 39||09/28/2012|
Ethel to Tillie, Ethel to Tillie....come in Tillie.....
|by Anonymous||reply 40||09/28/2012|
"OH, SHHHHH... -urely a strawberry swirl isn't supposed to look like that!"
|by Anonymous||reply 41||09/28/2012|
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly".
|by Anonymous||reply 42||09/28/2012|
MOTHER STEVENS: "Tell me, don't you think Endora is a trifle too old to be wearing so much makeup?"
SERENA: "She'll only admit to three hundred!"
MOTHER STEVENS: "I suppose I deserved that."
|by Anonymous||reply 43||09/28/2012|
"What do you mean, I don't ever do anything for you? You made me go to that Olivia Newton-John concert... and girl, I HATE that chick!"
--LaDonna to Jennifer DiNuccio
|by Anonymous||reply 45||09/28/2012|
So how many cameras were on you?
Just about any line from Karen Walker.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||09/28/2012|
Michael: Get rid of the Seaward.
Lucille: [stunned] I'll leave when I'm good and ready.
-- "Arrested Development"
|by Anonymous||reply 47||09/28/2012|
Lucille: Look what the homosexuals have done to me!
Michael Bluth: You can't just comb that out and reset it?
|by Anonymous||reply 49||09/28/2012|
Kenneth: "I feel as useless as a mom's college degree."
|by Anonymous||reply 51||09/28/2012|
Greeks are just Jews without money.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||09/28/2012|
"Oh it's a tiara..a tiara...I have a tiara..put it on me, put it on me, put it on me, put it on me, put it on me..."
"You look beautiful."
"Of course I do, I'm a princess and this is my tiara!"
|by Anonymous||reply 53||09/28/2012|
"Karen Walker? Pamela Hayden Smythe. Prudence and Taylor's mother."
"I don't know what any of those words mean."
|by Anonymous||reply 54||09/28/2012|
Esther: WHO YOU CALLIN' UGLY, SUCKA?
Fred: I'm callin' [italic]you[/italic] ugly. I could stick your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies!
|by Anonymous||reply 55||09/28/2012|
Oh, I don't drive. I keep taking the test over and over again, but I'm all, [italic]This is hard![/italic]
|by Anonymous||reply 56||09/28/2012|
Who is Jerri Blank?
I never realized there was an actual Veal Prince Orloff.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||09/28/2012|
Well, well, well, Karen Walker ... I [italic]thought[/italic] I smelled gin and regret.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||09/28/2012|
Billy: How do you know you're good in bed?
Fish: Because I'm always satisfied.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||09/28/2012|
Well, I do declare, your sweet words could charm the morning dew of a honeysuckle...
|by Anonymous||reply 61||09/28/2012|
I've got Indian underwear. It's creeping up my trail
|by Anonymous||reply 62||09/28/2012|
Hi, I'm Larry and this is my brother Darryl. And this us my other brother Darryl.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||09/28/2012|
I was lying in bed last night and I couldn't sleep, and I came up with an idea. So I went right home and wrote it down!
|by Anonymous||reply 64||09/28/2012|
I don't know why I should even bother to eat this. I should just apply it directly to my hips.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||09/28/2012|
You dragged me down to this God-forsaken place to tell me my kids made the Honor Roll? Honey, my time is precious, call me when one of them gives birth at the prom!
|by Anonymous||reply 66||09/28/2012|
No one in the world would believe you're straight. You're as gay as a clutchpurse on Tony night. You fell outta the gay tree, hitting every gay branch on the way down. And ya landed on a gay guy... and ya did 'im. No, no, honey, your gayness can be seen from space.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||09/28/2012|
What show is that R67? That's pretty funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||09/28/2012|
"We came as soon as we felt like it."
-Jerri Blank's stepmother, summoned to Principal Blackman's office
|by Anonymous||reply 69||09/28/2012|
r67's quote is Karen to Jack on Will & Grace.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||09/28/2012|
"Good Times: The Gang: Part 1 (#2.9)" (1974)
[italic]Mad Dog: What's your name, sweet thing? Thelma: My name is Thelma.
Mad Dog: THELMA? Where did you get a name like that from?
Thelma: When I was born my mother took one look at me and called me Thelma. Just like when you were born your mother took one look at you and called you MAD DOG! [/italic]
I guess you would have to watch it, but it still cracks me up.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||09/28/2012|
Which lever do I pull to be crushed by a safe?
|by Anonymous||reply 72||09/28/2012|
Karen Walker to stranger in an Outlet Store:
"Honey, can you get me a latte?"
"I don't work here."
"That's not what I asked you."
|by Anonymous||reply 73||09/28/2012|
Willow, nice dress. Good to know you've seen the softer side of Sears.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||09/28/2012|
"It's not marching you're dancing, not invading Poland."
|by Anonymous||reply 75||09/28/2012|
Because, Mary Jo, I love knowledge. As a matter of fact, I yearn for it.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||09/28/2012|
No Mare, cottage cheese solves nothing; chocolate can do it all!
|by Anonymous||reply 77||09/28/2012|
Not a Great Line From TV, but this thread made me realize I wish I had friends like Rhoda Morgenstern & Karen Walker. Even Jerri Blank & Edina Monsoon would be a hoot to hang out with sometimes!
|by Anonymous||reply 78||09/28/2012|
"Close your legs to married men, HOOKER."
"My love tank is empty."
"Satchels of gold."
"Big hands, big feet, big disappointment."
|by Anonymous||reply 79||09/29/2012|
"Oh no Maria, you are muy attractivousmante."
|by Anonymous||reply 80||09/29/2012|
I'd like to say a few things about my niece Phyllis. First of all, she covers all her furniture in plastic. And she won't let you use the soap or towels in her bathroom—there's just a big old bar of Ivory under the sink, and you have to wipe your hands on your pants. And every time we go to McDonald's, she wants to know what the fish is like, and I always have to say, "It's [italic]square fish,[/italic] Phyllis, okay?"
|by Anonymous||reply 82||09/29/2012|
"Health and beauty is my department!" ENLIGHTENED
|by Anonymous||reply 83||09/29/2012|
Sue Ellen: That's not the way I see it.
JR: that's because you're looking at the world through the bottom of a glass.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||09/29/2012|
"Can I just say... You can never have too many hats, gloves, and shoes... Cheers, thanks a lot."
|by Anonymous||reply 85||09/29/2012|
Alexis: Krystal, I want you out of here at once and take your plastic suitcases with you!
|by Anonymous||reply 86||09/29/2012|
"You're a slut! You're a rotten sow of a pig-bellied slut!"
|by Anonymous||reply 88||09/29/2012|
"They cut out the money shots, but you can still see plenty of pink"
|by Anonymous||reply 89||09/29/2012|
"Ward, weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night?"
|by Anonymous||reply 90||09/29/2012|
(Paraphrasing--at the Ewing family cocktail hour:)
SUE ELLEN: "Well Lucy, I hear another of your relationships has fallen apart yet again."
LUCY: "We can't all have your great taste in men, Sue Ellen."
|by Anonymous||reply 91||09/29/2012|
"Marilee, if you don't hurry, someone else is gonna get your street corner."
|by Anonymous||reply 92||09/29/2012|
Krystle: (to Alexis, in her office) "I love your desk. The tusks, they're so you."
|by Anonymous||reply 93||09/29/2012|
Blanche: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go take a long, hot, steamy bath, with just enough water to barely cover my perky bosoms.
Sophia: You're only gonna sit in an inch of water?
|by Anonymous||reply 94||09/29/2012|
[quote]"Ward, weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night?"
OMG! I almost spit out my coffee! Did she ever really say that?
|by Anonymous||reply 95||09/29/2012|
The homosexuals are always so dramatic and flamboyant. It makes me want to set myself on fire.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||09/29/2012|
This is not war, this is pest control!
Are you my mummy?
And when you go back to the stars and tell others of this planet, when you tell them of its riches, its people, its potential, when you talk of the Earth, then make sure that you tell them this...it is defended!
|by Anonymous||reply 97||09/29/2012|
Mihn, it finally happened. Hillbilly neighbor marry trailer trash cousin. You owe me five dollars!
|by Anonymous||reply 98||09/29/2012|
Don't you know that models are some of the happiest people ON EARTH?!?
|by Anonymous||reply 99||09/29/2012|
What the FUCK are you doing?
|by Anonymous||reply 100||09/29/2012|
Good lord, I can't believe I'm at a public pool. Why doesn't someone just pee directly on me?!
|by Anonymous||reply 101||09/29/2012|
CHANDLER I'm glad we're going to be having all the sex.
PHEBE Good, I'm very bendy.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||09/29/2012|
Honey, she's wearing synthetic plaid. She's a four day ride and a boat trip from a place called hope.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||09/29/2012|
That terminator stuff doesn't work on them, Julia. You gotta fight sugar WITH sugar!
|by Anonymous||reply 104||09/29/2012|
Mr. Carlson: Who was that?
Jennifer: Dat was da laundryman.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||09/29/2012|
Joe Walsh to Drew Carey on the Drew Carey show, talking about Mimi:
Thank God! I though I was the only one that could see her!
|by Anonymous||reply 107||09/29/2012|
Phyllis: Lars only married me because he couldn't get her. I was his second choice—his consolation prize. He wanted Miss America; he had to settle for Miss Runner-Up. He wanted filet mignon; he had to settle for ...
Audrey: Hamburger Helper?
|by Anonymous||reply 108||09/29/2012|
Future Amy: All those boys chasing me, but it was only ever Rory. Why was that?
Amy: You know when sometimes you meet someone so beautiful and then you actually talk to them and five minutes later they're as dull as a brick? Then there's other people, when you meet them you think, "Not bad. They're okay." And then you get to know them and... and their face just sort of becomes them. Like their personality's written all over it. And they just turn into something so beautiful.
Both: Rory's the most beautiful man I've ever met.
Amy: Please. Do it for him.
Future Amy: Ah, you. You're asking me to defy destiny, causality, the nexus of time itself, for a boy.
Amy: You're Amy. He's Rory. And oh yes, I am.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||09/29/2012|
Krystle (to Alexis at the airport): Alexis, I hope you have a nice flight. Are you taking a plane?
|by Anonymous||reply 110||09/29/2012|
Oh, really? Well, [italic]I[/italic] don't appreciate you leavin' your big ol' box'a June Allyson Bladder Pads on [italic]my[/italic] nightstand for all the maids and bellboys to see! No wonder you don't care if you ever get out of here; you don't even have to get up to go to the bathroom!
|by Anonymous||reply 111||09/29/2012|
Ted took me to a fancy restaurant. I was so nervous I almost dropped my tray.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||09/29/2012|
Mother Jefferson George's father never had an upset stomach in all the years we were married.
Louise No, all you gave him was a pain in the neck and you're giving me a pain somewhere else.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||09/29/2012|
"It's a long story...and I come off badly in it."
|by Anonymous||reply 115||09/29/2012|
BLANCHE: You know what I hate doin' most at the end of a party?
ROSE: Trying to find your underwear in the bottom of the big pile?
|by Anonymous||reply 116||09/29/2012|
"Amy's right. I [bold]do[/bold] want to fling my poop at her."
|by Anonymous||reply 117||09/29/2012|
Jill Bennett murdered herself....
|by Anonymous||reply 118||09/30/2012|
Leo: "And now we're back to Grace."
Will: "I don't think we ever left."
|by Anonymous||reply 119||09/30/2012|
Fran: Do we have any old nipples?
|by Anonymous||reply 120||09/30/2012|
Tom Arnold: "Are you a lesbian?"
Sue Simmons: "Yes."
|by Anonymous||reply 122||09/30/2012|
CC: Hey kids, you know what makes me feel better when I'm depressed?
Fran: A fifth of scotch & a fresh pack of batteries?
|by Anonymous||reply 124||09/30/2012|
Scotty - How did you get so cute?
Kevin - I was born this way, what's your excuse?!
|by Anonymous||reply 125||09/30/2012|
Would you like to follow me into my gracious drawing room?
|by Anonymous||reply 126||09/30/2012|
Hi, I'm Katy Grin! And these are carpets! Come down now to Carpet Madness. It's carpets! It's madness! At Carpet Madness! Just carpets! It's madness, madness now!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 127||09/30/2012|
Homeless Person (to Karen): Excuse me, you must get this all the time. Are you Mary Todd Lincoln?
Karen (without missing a beat): No. And you must get this all the time: Can you take a giant step back.
At Will's father's funeral:
Tina (the mistress): When someone dies, no one ever asks how the mistress is doing.
Karen: Tell me about it. Not one person came up to me at Reagan's funeral.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||09/30/2012|
Jack: How come Grace gets to go on her honeymoon in the Caribbean and I don't? It's not fair.
Karen: Trust me Poodle, you don't won't go. Two Jews on the beach? It's gonna be ten days of the searching for the highest SPF at the lowest price.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||09/30/2012|
Roseanne's mother sees the table has not been set for Thanksgiving dinner and asks her where the good china is - ROSEANNE: Over at your house unti lthe reading of the will.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||09/30/2012|
Kelly: I was raped!
Michael: You cannot say "I was raped" and expect all your problems to go away Kelly, not again. Don't keep doing that.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||09/30/2012|
Karen offers Grace some of her "party mix" made of uppers, downers, and candy corn.
"Here, honey, have some party mix. It'll make you feel better. Or worse. That's what I love about party mix: you never know!"
|by Anonymous||reply 132||09/30/2012|
I bet your mother had a loud bark.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||09/30/2012|
Mr. Sheffield- Miss Fine, what happened to the ancient document on my desk!
Fran- Chita Rivera's resume?
|by Anonymous||reply 134||09/30/2012|
I'm so sick of Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name!
|by Anonymous||reply 135||09/30/2012|
If these models get any younger they'll be chucking fetuses down the runway.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||09/30/2012|
"You still have your powers, and you always will. Whether you're 30, or 50, or a hundred. You will always be young and you will always be beautiful. You're Brian Kinney for fuck's sake!"
|by Anonymous||reply 137||09/30/2012|
CC: This isn't a typical night.
Niles: Yes ... you're not home alone sitting on your foot massager and watching [italic]Sisters.[/italic]
|by Anonymous||reply 138||09/30/2012|
She was so anally retentive, she couldn't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||09/30/2012|
Funny line R140. What's is that from?
|by Anonymous||reply 141||10/01/2012|
"It looks like something Elton John would drive through The Everglades."
|by Anonymous||reply 142||10/01/2012|
Roger, at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the Tunneling Electron Microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Roger, if I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||10/01/2012|
r143, reading that was almost as painful as watching it on the screen.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||10/01/2012|
Don Draper: Let me ask you something, what do woman want?
Roger Sterling: Who cares?
|by Anonymous||reply 145||10/01/2012|
"Don't encourage me. You'll only discourage me."
|by Anonymous||reply 146||11/09/2012|
I am NOT doing that again.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||11/09/2012|
Steven: She has a lot of nice qualities.
Fallon: So does a Cocker Spaniel, but I wouldn't want my father to marry one.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||11/09/2012|
I'll bet the neighbors are just lovin' this.
My dog knows you're gay.
Stan had to take his kids to Scarsdale to see their real mother. What was her name? Wait a minute it'll come to me... "Stan, take the kids to see that bitch... Cathy!" Cathy.
Ow, my nose!
Grace: Hmmm. Well, you've come on a good night. Jack's mother is going to be joining us, and she doesn't know Jack's gay. Karen: How could she not know? What is she, headless?
Santa Maria, it has a mother!
Take it easy, Martin Score-sissy.
Listen, Maria. I've been on this shift since, what time is it now, uh--1947? My back aches, my feet hurt and the only thing holding up my boobs is hope. So you'll enjoy your beer.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||11/09/2012|
Barbara Rush to Morgan Fairchild on "Flamingo Road:" "Constance, if I could remember my lines, I would say them to you."
|by Anonymous||reply 151||11/09/2012|
"Health and beauty is my department" ENLIGHTENED
|by Anonymous||reply 152||11/09/2012|
"You can't even DIE right!"
|by Anonymous||reply 153||11/10/2012|
Niles your glockenspiel has just sprung to life!
|by Anonymous||reply 154||11/10/2012|
I'm Rhoda Morgenstern and this is my date Mr. and Mrs. Armand Linton."
Here we come on the run With a burger on a bun And a dab of coleslaw on the side, Oh your taste we will tickle With a great dill pickle And all of our potatoes are french fried, fried, fried, Our burgers can't be beat, 'Cause we grind our own meat, Grind, grind, grind, grind, grind
"Rachel, no, you were not supposed to put peas in the trifle. It did not taste good."
|by Anonymous||reply 155||11/10/2012|
And, Phoebe, I believe Jacques Cousteau is dead!
|by Anonymous||reply 156||11/10/2012|
Stale pastry is hollow succor, to a man bereft of ostrich.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||11/10/2012|
Carrie: He's a food critic and very intelligent.
Candace Bergen's character: He's a HOBBIT.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||11/10/2012|
In what, Blanche? Dog years?
|by Anonymous||reply 159||11/10/2012|
"Yore a poka playa!"
Joan Rivers to Annie Duke.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||11/10/2012|
"I just LOVE sugar beets!"
|by Anonymous||reply 161||11/11/2012|
"No, I do not, Mary Jo. I know the Twilight Zone and the handicapped zone, but I do NOT know the erogenous zone, ok?!"
|by Anonymous||reply 162||11/11/2012|
"Endora, buttons are out."
"Zippers are in."
|by Anonymous||reply 163||11/11/2012|
CONNIE: What's this camper's name?
ANTHONY: (in a high-pitched voice) Cindy.
CONNIE: Cindy what?
ANTHONY: Cindy Birdsong.
CONNIE: Birdsong - I don't remember that name. (to other leader) Check your list.
ANTHONY: I was late. I got on the bus at the last minute.
CONNIE: Who let you on?
ANTHONY: I don't know. Some white girl.
CONNIE: Where's your application?
ANTHONY: I turned it in.
CONNIE: To who?
ANTHONY: Some white girl.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||11/11/2012|