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Extremely long flaccid dicks

Like 7" or more totally soft. You know it happens. Of course, they don't get much bigger after it firms up (though we know it doesn't get any shorter haha). But something about a man who is helplessly saddled with the proverbial "thigh slapper" for life is so hot.

by Anonymousreply 11008/02/2015

Like this?

by Anonymousreply 1210/19/2012

Unimpressed

by Anonymousreply 1310/20/2012

I'd rather play with a hard-as-a-rock "fun size" dick than a giant flopsy-mopsy one.

by Anonymousreply 1410/20/2012

Unimpressed.

by Anonymousreply 1510/20/2012

good thing they discovered viagra... long floppy one when young will require some major help when older.

by Anonymousreply 1610/20/2012

Dicks are like tits. Aging and gravity are less kind to the big ones than the smaller, perky ones.

by Anonymousreply 1710/20/2012

Wasn't Max Von Sydow nominated for this last year? Honestly I don't pay that much attention to the other categories.

by Anonymousreply 1810/20/2012

bump

by Anonymousreply 1910/20/2012

This thread reeks of Bea Arthur.

by Anonymousreply 2310/24/2012

I wish to see one

by Anonymousreply 2511/13/2013

Another stupid thread that had no initial interest let alone a rebirth.

by Anonymousreply 2611/13/2013

What R21 said. Some of you seem confused by the meaning of "flaccid". It means completely soft, not a chubby, a half-hard or an erection that points downward.

by Anonymousreply 2711/13/2013

So, for my edification, are these long, limp dicks prehensile at all?

by Anonymousreply 2811/13/2013

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by Anonymousreply 2911/13/2013

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by Anonymousreply 3011/13/2013

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by Anonymousreply 3111/13/2013

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by Anonymousreply 3211/13/2013

Flaccid AND long don't precisely cut it. Maybe that's why this thread has gone off to die in disinterest.

by Anonymousreply 3311/16/2013

"Flacido Domingo" was actually coined by the revolting Dennis Miller many years ago.

by Anonymousreply 3411/16/2013

they never really get hard. i'd rather have a hard little nail than a 9 inch rubber beanbag.

by Anonymousreply 3511/16/2013

I wish I had one of these. But I'm definitely a grower. Completely unimpressive when soft. Even laughable (it's happened).

by Anonymousreply 3603/30/2014

Is this long enough?

by Anonymousreply 3703/30/2014

Saw one stripper at "Swinging Richards" in Flordia that had a completely flaccid dick that was at least 7" long. It was unbelievable.

He was some kind of coke fiend so it never got hard, but I would have LOVED to see it hard (he was an asshole hitting everyone up for drugs, so I played with his dick for about ten seconds before I extracted myself).

by Anonymousreply 3804/21/2014

Huh.

by Anonymousreply 3905/07/2014

Hot:

by Anonymousreply 4005/28/2014

Boating

by Anonymousreply 4105/28/2014

swang dat thang

by Anonymousreply 4205/29/2014

Naked calisthenics

by Anonymousreply 4306/03/2014

Hot

by Anonymousreply 4406/10/2014

i've got a tall/6'6, lean, blond, blue eyed, hot and handsome pal with a hot body. he has a long torso, a smooth body and a cut, flaccid penis that hangs seven inches. he's nine inches when hard. he is a true Adonis(and a great guy.) i adore him.

his brother and father are both over 6'6, lean, hung and hot as well. his father is a fit, youthful looking 65 year old.

by Anonymousreply 4606/10/2014

workin

by Anonymousreply 4706/13/2014

Dancing (Dafoe)

by Anonymousreply 4806/13/2014

Pic in R6 has nice haircut.

by Anonymousreply 4906/13/2014

Flaccid?

by Anonymousreply 5006/29/2014

R44, Those are cute little puppies

by Anonymousreply 5106/29/2014

[quote]I had a friend in college who had the longest flaccid dick I'd ever seen. It had to have been 7 or 8 inches.

How big was it when it was hard?

by Anonymousreply 5207/05/2014

Super hot stud...

by Anonymousreply 5307/05/2014

Most likely a "semi", but still...

by Anonymousreply 5408/16/2014

My papi has about seven inches soft but hard it's a good nine and a half. It's so big I can't get it in my mouth but he's let me ease things elsewhere and now no problem. Caliente!

by Anonymousreply 5508/16/2014

[R51], from the left to the right, they are Carter Jacobs, Connor Maguire, and Hayden Richards. They all work in pron industry.

by Anonymousreply 5608/16/2014

Holy fuck, R39! Lucky bastard.

by Anonymousreply 5708/17/2014

is this the "I'm still underwhelmed" thread?

by Anonymousreply 5808/17/2014

FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACID!!!!

by Anonymousreply 5908/17/2014

R39 is SO clearly photo shopped.

by Anonymousreply 6008/17/2014

Nice...

by Anonymousreply 6109/01/2014

Slow motion close up animated GIF of long floppy flaccid cocks on running guys.... hypnotizing... mesmerizing...

by Anonymousreply 6209/06/2014

Really hot r61

by Anonymousreply 6309/07/2014

Why haven't I been mentioned yet?

by Anonymousreply 6409/07/2014

Hot

by Anonymousreply 6509/07/2014

Woof

by Anonymousreply 6609/11/2014

I'd like to meet up with an R53 and an R54 some moonlit night at the beach.

by Anonymousreply 6709/13/2014

Long...

by Anonymousreply 6809/20/2014

Many of you don't understand the concept of being flaccid.

by Anonymousreply 6909/20/2014

nice

by Anonymousreply 7009/20/2014

Here.

by Anonymousreply 7109/20/2014

Nice

by Anonymousreply 7209/21/2014

really hot r72

by Anonymousreply 7309/21/2014

Floppy

by Anonymousreply 7409/30/2014

Where is Lou Christie's picture!!! It should b there.

by Anonymousreply 7509/30/2014

This is an impressive GIF of a guy whipping out a really long flaccid cock...

by Anonymousreply 7610/12/2014

Another GIF of him swinging it around

by Anonymousreply 7710/12/2014

Thanks R76 - 77. That's a nice piece of meat on that guy.

by Anonymousreply 7810/12/2014

Damn, boy...

by Anonymousreply 7910/12/2014

Black guys are the KINGS of extremely long flaccid dicks. 9/10 black men have long soft dicks. This thread should have more chocolate.

by Anonymousreply 8010/13/2014

Long skinny dick

by Anonymousreply 8110/13/2014

Impressive. Most impressive.

by Anonymousreply 8210/13/2014

flaccid?

by Anonymousreply 8310/15/2014

R80, that butt is awesome too. HOT man.

by Anonymousreply 8410/15/2014

Verga larga

by Anonymousreply 8510/26/2014

Like this, OP?

by Anonymousreply 8611/08/2014

Who is the guy in R76 and R77?

by Anonymousreply 8711/08/2014

He's some eastern European porn star I've seen a few times. Massively hung.

No idea what his name is.

by Anonymousreply 8811/08/2014

Thanks R88.

I thought it was Matt Hughes at first but he's much taller than this guy.

Does he do gay or straight porn?

by Anonymousreply 8911/08/2014

Gay. I know I've seen him in "Big Daddy" videos... if I run across something more I'll post it here.

by Anonymousreply 9011/08/2014

Another pic of him:

by Anonymousreply 9111/09/2014

Matt Hughes pulling it out (yes this is real)

by Anonymousreply 9211/09/2014

More Matt Hughes animated GIF (still real)

by Anonymousreply 9311/09/2014

And if you don't have one- design your own (NSFW).

by Anonymousreply 9411/09/2014

Gardener

by Anonymousreply 9511/09/2014

Holy shit R91 that is a lot of meat. Matt Hughes was the king but this kid's got him running.

by Anonymousreply 9611/09/2014

Old fave, NYC fireman Michael Biserta. At around 2:24 he does "the wristwatch" -- meaning he wraps his big meat around his wrist and tells us the time!!!

by Anonymousreply 9711/09/2014

That eastern euro guy started out as "Terry Loo" but like all those guys, he has multiple names.

by Anonymousreply 9811/09/2014

Here's his smutjunkies profile "Robbie Kasl/Terry Loo".

by Anonymousreply 9911/09/2014

Here

by Anonymousreply 10011/11/2014

He drinks, he smokes, and woah...

by Anonymousreply 10111/20/2014

Another one

by Anonymousreply 10212/02/2014

Barrett presents

by Anonymousreply 10312/09/2014

Baby, it's cold outside

by Anonymousreply 10412/09/2014

Sexy

by Anonymousreply 10512/15/2014

Another great pic

by Anonymousreply 10612/18/2014

And balls to match

by Anonymousreply 10701/08/2015

The guy in this video? He wins:

by Anonymousreply 10805/10/2015

Long songs for long dongs

by Anonymousreply 10905/10/2015

I'm fascinated by long floppy cocks.

by Anonymousreply 11008/02/2015
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