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Lisa Lampanelli is a skinny bitch now

How will this affect her comedy routine? She can't play the ugly fat girl anymore.

by Anonymousreply 3810/07/2013

Kathy Griffin, watch out!

by Anonymousreply 109/25/2012

Still not pretty

by Anonymousreply 209/25/2012

After watching her on Celebrity Apprentice, I think she's just another self-loathing bully. She can lose as much weight as she wants - it won't change the ugliness on the inside.

by Anonymousreply 309/25/2012

What R3 said. The way she treated that Ms Universe was shameful. I guess now she thinks she'll be getting all of Camron Diaz's old roles. Oh my sides.

by Anonymousreply 409/25/2012

!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 501/17/2013

Haha, I JUST watched her Wendy segment before finding this thread. I hate the way she looks now...she looks like an average frau!

by Anonymousreply 601/17/2013

What a lazy way to lose weight!

by Anonymousreply 701/17/2013

Love Lisa.

She looks fabulous.

by Anonymousreply 801/17/2013

I wonder if she cut her hair or if it just thinned out. Usually drastic body changes like that result in hair loss.

by Anonymousreply 901/17/2013

If you've seen five minutes of Lisa Lampanelli's act, you've seen it all. She's very one-note.

Joan Rivers was on Stern recently and ripped Lisa a new one.

by Anonymousreply 1001/17/2013

Still an ugly frumpy cunt.

by Anonymousreply 1101/17/2013

Wow! She looks great. Congratulations to her.

by Anonymousreply 1201/17/2013

You mean Joan Rivers the Republican?

by Anonymousreply 1301/17/2013

[quote] If you've seen five minutes of Lisa Lampanelli's act, you've seen it all. She's very one-note. Joan Rivers

Joan, the original one note queen.

Joan is a bitter old cunt.

by Anonymousreply 1401/17/2013

Maybe the weight loss will inspire her to try making her routine funny.

by Anonymousreply 1501/17/2013

She's like Star Jones she lost the wieght and got even uglier than she originally was.

by Anonymousreply 1601/17/2013

I agree, don't know her stuff at all but she looks better fat, at least in those pictures.

by Anonymousreply 1701/17/2013

[quote]Joan Rivers was on Stern recently and ripped Lisa a new one.

Joan Rivers calling someone else not funny? Granny got her ass handed to her by Chelsea Handler. Joan is mentally ill.

by Anonymousreply 1801/17/2013

What's up with her dressing like a '90s club kid all of the sudden?

by Anonymousreply 2001/17/2013

Lisa comes across as a loud witch that will make you finger her pussy after 10 minutes of meeting her.

by Anonymousreply 2101/17/2013

Lisa didn't do Joan's roast in 2009. She said it wasn't worth it. Joan obviously still has a grudge.

I think they both are at the top of their game. They both have pluses and minuses for me.

by Anonymousreply 2201/17/2013

Joan Rivers has always acted as though any other woman's success comes as a detriment to her.

by Anonymousreply 2301/17/2013

[quote] Joan Rivers has always acted as though any other woman's success comes as a detriment to her.

True. It's only when they're dead --and Rivers stands to get some air-time out of it-- that RIvers has anything good to say about another woman (whose not her daughter.)

by Anonymousreply 2401/17/2013

[quote]whose not her daughter.

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 2501/17/2013

I saw Lisa L on a celebrity holiday home decor HGTV Christmas special last month. Her family was on and her new husband, too. She came off as so normal it was shocking. Apparently she comes from a long line of wisecrackers, or wise crackers. I saw her show live, lordy is she crude!

by Anonymousreply 2601/17/2013

No matter how many pounds she loses, she can't lose the cuntescence she displayed on Apprentice. An evildoer, through and through.

by Anonymousreply 2701/17/2013

Fuck Joan Rivers and the horse she gave birth to.

by Anonymousreply 2801/18/2013

[quote]Joan Rivers was on Stern recently and ripped Lisa a new one.

Wow, I would've loved to have heard that! What did she say?

by Anonymousreply 2901/18/2013

all you Lisa haters can kiss her skinny ass. Just saw her new show at the Strand and she was excellent. Lets see each of you go up on stage and get 3 standing ovations in a row!

by Anonymousreply 3010/07/2013

[quote]No matter how many pounds she loses, she can't lose the cuntescence she displayed on Apprentice. An evildoer, through and through.

I used to think she was funny and I assumed she was the polar opposite of her stage persona, because, you know, who could really be that nasty in real life? Turns out she was hiding her cuntitude in plain sight.

by Anonymousreply 3110/07/2013

She's married now so she doesn't have to be obese in order to be attractive to the black men she used to screw.

by Anonymousreply 3210/07/2013

[all posts by tedious, racist idiot removed.]

by Anonymousreply 3310/07/2013

Yeah, I've never seen Joan Rivers cover the same topics in her stand-up.

by Anonymousreply 3410/07/2013

Now, now girls. You're both funny.

by Anonymousreply 3510/07/2013

She might not be able to play the fat girl role any more, OP, but she can still play the ugly girl.

by Anonymousreply 3610/07/2013

Um.. and we're talking about this stupid cow, why?

She is not interesting and she's still ugly.

by Anonymousreply 3710/07/2013

Love her act, but she looks very unhealthy and old now.

by Anonymousreply 3810/07/2013
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