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Hypothetical Question

You're locked in an 8' x 10' room with Ann Romney, Claire Danes, and Gwyneth Paltrow. What do you do? What *do* you do?

by Anonymousreply 1809/28/2013

Why must you torment us so, OP?

by Anonymousreply 109/24/2012

I agree with r1. Ann Romney and Gwyneth are assholes, but I like Claire Danes.

I think OP is some weirdass Claire Danes troll who has been starting thread after thread about her for the last 24 hours.

by Anonymousreply 209/24/2012

Would someone please drive a steamroller over that fictive troll at R1, whose insufferable posts and inauthentic stances are utterly humorless and lacking in interest?

Much obliged.

Claire Danes is what Paltrow would be like if she felt she earned her superiority instead of being born into it. The entitlement of the self-made over the entitlement of the royal family.

Anyone who couldn't observe this in Danes' "acceptance" speech at the Emmys lacks powers of observation.


by Anonymousreply 309/24/2012

Beat Ann Romney into a fine pulp with Clare or Gwyneth.

by Anonymousreply 409/24/2012

Wow, look at the OP sulk like a bitchy, petulant child at r3!

"WAAAH! You won't play my game! WAAAH!"

by Anonymousreply 509/24/2012

I would pretend I don't know who they are and ignore them

by Anonymousreply 609/24/2012


by Anonymousreply 709/24/2012

Ignore the other two and ask Danes what making MSCL was like.

by Anonymousreply 809/24/2012

Swap out one pretentious ho for another. It could have been you, OP!

by Anonymousreply 909/24/2012

I don't even know why some of you have a bug up your ass, about Gwinnie.

by Anonymousreply 1009/24/2012

I hate Homeland and I really don't like Claire.

Am I suppose to bitchslap Ann Romney? What good would it do...she would still be a stupid, rich, idiot.

by Anonymousreply 1109/24/2012

Light a cigarette.

by Anonymousreply 1209/24/2012

Since I am of Mexican descent, I suppose I would start taking orders.

by Anonymousreply 1309/24/2012

Get gossip on Jared Leto from Claire, observe goop and report back to data lounge, and probably ignore Ann.

by Anonymousreply 1409/24/2012

Tie Ann and Gwynneth together and put them in a closet, and then have sex with Danes.


by Anonymousreply 1509/24/2012

Not because of Grindr or OKC mobile app or Adam4adam.

by Anonymousreply 1609/28/2013
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