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Lady Gaga is fat

I win

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 10811/23/2012

This can't be real. Who gains 30 lbs overnight?

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 109/19/2012

Not fat, but has definitively put on a few.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 209/19/2012

She is so fucking ugly. No wonder she tries to distract you with her silly costumes.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 309/19/2012

I can't stand her.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 509/19/2012

She's overdue for an image change, so she should use this as an opportunity to adopt some sort of retro style, something that looks good on a curvy figure.

That would be much smarter than doing what so many entertainers do to lose weight - step up drug use.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 609/19/2012

The extra weight is probably from pot-induced munchies.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 709/19/2012

Adele II

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 809/19/2012

She carries a lot of weight in her arms, making her look fatter than she is.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 909/19/2012

WTF don't start copying Adele and Floptina.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 1009/19/2012

Janet singing has also never deviated from the same three notes.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 1209/19/2012

this thread suddenly got fat

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 1309/19/2012

P-p-p-puffy face, her p-puffy face.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 1409/19/2012

Yes, Madonna looks wonderful for her age.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 1509/19/2012

Romney won't like her now. He only likes Snooki now that she's lost the weight.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 1609/19/2012

Well, all I can say is that she is definitely not a "looker" like ME!

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 1709/19/2012

Madonna looks amazing!

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 1809/19/2012

[quote]I win by: Madge, thin and lovin' it

But I can slim down and look great again, because I am still young and have elastic skin.

While you can never look great again, Ms. Ciccione. You're as thin as can be, and yet this is how you look now.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 1909/19/2012

R11 - Janet has been fat.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 2009/19/2012

Stefani Germanotta is a human roach nest.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 2109/19/2012

Lady Gaga stole her look from another queen.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 2209/19/2012

Those Gaga pics look fake.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 2309/19/2012

Who is the hot male dancer standing behind her?

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 2409/19/2012

Daily Mail Troll should die in a grease fire.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 2509/19/2012

video of fat gaga

xtina has competition

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 2609/19/2012

Pa-pa-Pasta, Roma Toe-May-Tah, Garlic! Ooo-La-La! I’m so delicious!

Forget spaghetti, I want linguine. Give me fusilli, penne, or ziti, Ravioli, Gnocchi or tortellini.

Fettuccine alfredo, Angel hair al pesto, And top it off, With some chicken parm.

Just boil me in, And stir me once in a while, As you heat up some sauce in a pan. or don't add sauce, add some butter instead, You can eat me completely bland. Yummee-yummee-Yummeee! You can eat me strand by strand. Taaaasty! Taaasty! I won’t tell if your sauce is canned.

Pa-pa-Pasta, Roma Toe-May-Tah, Garlic! Ooo-La-La! I’m so delicious!

Some rigatoni or meat lasagnas, I want to eat some ricotta stuffed shells. Manicotti, Rotelle and maccheroni.

Penne’s cut diagonal, Ziti is cut straight. Just cover with cheese, Before you bake!

Just boil me and, Stir me once in a while, As you heat up some sauce in a pan. don’t add sauce, just add butter instead, You can eat me completely bland. Yummee-yummee-Yummeee! You can eat me strand by strand. Taaaasty! Taaasty! I won’t tell if your sauce is canned.

Pa-Pasta, Roma Toe-May-Tah, Garlic! Ooo-La-La! I’m so delicious!

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 2709/19/2012

Her legs actually look pretty good in R26's video

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 2809/19/2012

Care to post a similarly lazy, stereotype laden post about an African American artist? Oh no, of course- you might get hauled for the bigot troll you are.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 2909/19/2012

Who are you talking to, R29?

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 3009/19/2012

Her worshippers on ONTD are saying the weight gain is all part of her performance art. She is portraying the part of the falling star or something. I don't know. I can't stand her.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 3109/19/2012

Her face looks almost exactly like Amy Winehouse. Please tell me that you can see it, too.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 3209/19/2012

She supposedly started wearing blonde wigs several years ago because she (or her handlers) felt that she looked too similar to Amy Winehouse with dark hair.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 3309/19/2012

Yup, she does.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 3409/19/2012

I hope that she's not long for this world.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 3509/19/2012

I love you R27!!!!

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 3609/19/2012

You can't compare Gaga to Madge. There's, what, a 25 year age difference?

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 3709/19/2012

Lady Gaga and Meryl Streep have to be two of the ugliest women on earth. They can't be straight.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 3809/19/2012

Why do you think they are so ugly?

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 3909/19/2012

Hey Madonna up until the mid 80s was a bit chubby...about 15 pounds worth. I'm sure in a few months Gaga will shed the weight and look like Wendy O. Williams lol

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 4009/19/2012

R40 - Madonna looked better a little chubby. Gaga does not.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 4109/19/2012

Agree, Madonna looked great with some body fat.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 4209/19/2012

I agree too. She needs more fat.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 4309/19/2012

How did she get fat so fast?

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 4409/19/2012

She's always been nothing more than a cheap sideshow act. Now she can be the Fat Lady!

Ugly face, ugly voice, ugly approach to ripping off the work of others: her moment (if she ever had one) is long since past.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 4509/19/2012

And to think that some gays are compliant to the media and worship this thing.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 4609/19/2012

[quote]She's always been nothing more than a cheap sideshow act. Now she can be the Fat Lady!

I wouldn't be surprised if before plastic surgery, she was also the bearded man.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 4709/19/2012

How long before Gaga squats and takes a dump on stage, and calls it art?

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 4809/19/2012

Gurl we need to talk.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 4909/19/2012

Janet at 36.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 5009/19/2012

Janet carries weight better than Gaga.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 5109/19/2012

They both carry weight like a funhouse mirror.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 5209/19/2012

Wow I had no idea she put on that much weight! I mean it's not a lot really, but compared to a picture I saw of her 6/8 months ago!

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 5309/20/2012

Her body looks like Christina's.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 5409/20/2012

R50 she's skinny, but those 'abs' have more makeup contouring than RuPaul's face.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 5509/20/2012

Maybe Gaga will start singing D-list quality torte songs and start to compete with Adele's market share.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 5609/20/2012

If she starts bleeding between her legs I'll kill her.

Stop copying me!

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 5709/20/2012

Amateur.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 5809/20/2012

Snausages.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 5909/20/2012

She will never be uglier than Madge.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 6009/20/2012

How'd you like seeing this at 6AM?

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 6109/20/2012

[quote]You can't compare Gaga to Madge. There's, what, a 25 year age difference?

I will cut you!

I'm 21, you fuck!

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 6209/20/2012

43 year-old Mariah, mother of twins

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 6309/20/2012

Gaga is the only pop star I've ever liked. She's the only pop star's album I've ever bought, except the Bodyguard soundtrack I got when I was 12. Other than that, I'm a total indie fag.

It's been interesting to watch Gaga's transition from an underdog, to an underdog people root for, to a legitimate star, to the biggest pop star on the planet, to someone who might need to back away from the spotlight for awhile, to someone loathed and attacked, to someone downright hated.

This sort of arc rarely happens in indie/rock music. I don't really have any commentary, other than it's been fascinating. Pop fans can sure turn on their stars in no time.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 6409/20/2012

Somewhere Roisin Murphy is laughing.

Maybe now she can get her stolen career back from Gaga.

Karma is a bitch!

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 6509/20/2012

Your mouth to God's ears, R65.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 6609/20/2012

Yes fascinating

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 6709/20/2012

R65 if that were true, Madonna wouldn't have lasted so long. No one has stolen or copied more from others throughout a career in entertainment as old Vadge has.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 6809/20/2012

Lady Gaga blames her father for making her fat fat fat

She has been showing off a more curvaceous figure lately during her Born This Way tour.

And Lady Gaga has now said that there is a very simple explanation for her newly fuller figure - her father's delicious food.

The 26-year-old singer's dad Joe Germanotta owns a New York restaurant, and his superstar daughter says that after gaining 25lbs, she will be steering clear of the eatery.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 6909/20/2012

Well she's proving she's an italian girl lol but coupled with her love of pot...yeah that makes you fat hunni. I hope she gets herself together. She actually said the pot is helping her stop drinking...bitch you need to stop both.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 7009/21/2012

How can her face look fat and round here

http ://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/09/19/article-2205629-15174818000005DC-924_634x853.jpg

And a day later her usual slim face here?

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 7209/21/2012

I wonder if it will be easier for Gaga to lose the weight or for Madonna to lose the years.

Hmmmm.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 7309/21/2012

[quote]How did she get fat so fast?

She's a fucking Italian... that's what they do once they hit 25.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 7409/21/2012

Poor Gaga only has hundreds of millions of dollars. r64. She is so put-upon. Why doesn't everyone just accept that she's beautiful even though she's fat and ugly? Why doesn't everyone response positively to her promoting fur? Who gives a shit the animals, a filthy-rich, overrated cunt might experience a dip in popularity. That's the real tragedy.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 7509/21/2012

I think she looks healthy.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 7609/21/2012

would it surprise anyone if she's doing this for publicity? gaining the weight, losing the weight, faking the gaining of the weight. I'm so tired of her

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 7709/21/2012

I don't worship her in the least, but I'm also pretty sure this is part of her performance art. Everything is. I'm not kidding when I say I wouldn't be surprised if she died at 27. As part of her performance art.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 7809/21/2012

"She will never be uglier than Madge."

You got that right!

Check out Lourdes moustache in that photo. Vadge is very hairy, she needs to take her daughter to her electrolysis expert.

As far Gaga being Italian and getting fat by 25, what an absurd myth.

Madonna is also Italian. The difference is Madonna is a control freak and would rather look like a 70 year old women with bad plastic surgery, than have an ounce of fat on her body. It's laughable that she actually thinks she looks younger with that awful face surgery and near anorexic body.

Has anyone here actually seen Madonna up close, in person? She looks much older than her age, she looks completely horrible. The freaky plastic surgery and being so underweight are not doing her any favors.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 7909/21/2012

Kelly Osbourne (yeah, I know) is claiming CuntCunt is knocked up.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 8009/21/2012

You think she's preggers? Do pregnant women typically get all cottage cheesy? I mean, her weight gain seems to have gone from her head to her toes. She looks more like someone puffed up from Prednisone or an SSRI.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 8109/21/2012

It's doubtful she's pregnant, she wouldn't be smoking pot onstage.

Even my loser coke freak female relative stopped doing drugs when she got knocked up. I'd hope GaGa has more sense than to smoke weed while she's pregnant.

Speaking of that fug Jay Leno chinned troll Kelly Osbourne, anyone wondering how she's lost such a tremendous amount of weight in such a sort amount of time? She appears to be even thinner lately.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 8209/21/2012

madonna is half-Italian. Her mother was French-Canadian.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 8309/21/2012

[quote]She's a fucking Italian... that's what they do once they hit 25.

WHAT?!!!

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 8409/21/2012

I detest this woman, her "reductive" style and music. Just everything.

But DL being even dumber and more douchey than usual here. WHO GIVES A SHIT IF SHE GAINED SOME POUNDS? Bitch was far too skinny and I believe she confessed to eating disorders to get to that weight. If she can perform a show without getting breathless then shes fucking healthy.

I'm extremely lucky to have great metabolism but I can still find some empathy for a talentless attention whore with eating disorders in her past. Be happy for her and move on you vile nasty cunts.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 8509/21/2012

Lady Gaga cannot be pregnant ...can he?

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 8609/21/2012

whatever made her fat (pot, aliens, daddy, etc ) she's fat.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 8709/21/2012

I thought she looked awesome in the Telephone vid, not too thin at all. But yeah, it is very difficult for an adult female to be that trim unless she's willing to make it a full-time job. Or has the obsessive tendencies of Madonna.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 8809/21/2012

What a bunch of idiots.

She went on a binge for a couple of months and gained weight. People do it all the time.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 8909/21/2012

[quote] it is very difficult for an adult female to be that trim unless she's willing to make it a full-time job

If you are a female performer, it really *is* your full time job to stay trim..

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 9009/21/2012

ITA, r90.

I'd be major ripped if it were my only job to look good. And it's got to be hard to perform carrying that weight and jumping around. How can she be that large with all of the exercise she gets running around stage?

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 9109/21/2012

R74, I wouldn't be so certain about that...

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 9209/21/2012

Don't think so, R71!

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 9309/21/2012

She's ugly she shouldn't allow herself to get fat.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 9409/21/2012

I bet she's very familiar with this:

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 9509/21/2012

Hilarious how people are policing the weight of women. She's a bear cub. Now move along before I slap the stupid out of you.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 9609/21/2012

Her latest outfit is basically a fatsuit dress

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 9709/23/2012

She clever

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 9809/23/2012

[quote]Janet has been fat.

I hate to be the Punctuation Police...

Janet; has-been, fat.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 9909/23/2012

I think it's a fat suit.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 10009/23/2012

Leonardo diCaprio, Bono, Bill Clinton until recently, Tom Jones, John Mayer, Russell Crowe, Elvis Costello, and Elvis Presley have all gained weight in their careers. Not to mention the intense fattiness put on by the famewhoring husband of Britney Spears.

I think it is cool that Gaga is being open about her weight gain and making a bit of a joke of it. She will turn it around.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 10109/23/2012

she looks like an average fat Frau

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 10209/24/2012

still fat

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 10309/27/2012

her latest twitter pic

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 10411/23/2012

It looks like she has dropped a bit of weight. On last week's Fashion Police, they showed a pic of her at the beach in Puerto Rico and she definitely was slimmer than when we saw her at her heaviest a couple months ago.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 10511/23/2012

Fat, she looks like the love child of Amy Winehouse and Harris Glenn Milstead.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 10611/23/2012

Those pics from a few months ago were clearly fake/photoshopped.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 10711/23/2012

Fat or not, she has no talent.

by Madge, thin and lovin' itreply 10811/23/2012
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