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I took my mom shopping for bras at Wal-Mart. She was always a Marshall Fields/Saks gal but now loves her some Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart is porn for elder folk. Never shopped for bras before, much less for my mother. She's a 42 double D, which means nothing to me but she's gotten busty over the years. She can't see the tags so I was the seeing eye dog.

And you?

by Anonymousreply 3710/09/2012

Fighting a headache. Helped a friend clean and get ready for a trip. Ate chips. Walked the dog. . .

by Anonymousreply 109/18/2012

Having recently been laid off I had to deal with the North Carolina Unemployment people and food stamps office. Lots of time hearing "we are still assiting other callers" repeated over and over. BF came home from school early caught me jacking off to porn and then I made dinner.

by Anonymousreply 209/18/2012

OP, you sound like a cutie. Smooches!

by Anonymousreply 309/18/2012

R2, you missed a crucial point in the latter part of your story. Was your boyfriend jealous of you watching porn? Joined in?

I only ask because every partner has a different reaction to their better half watching porn alone.

by Anonymousreply 409/18/2012

I thought about masturbating, but it was quickly self sabotaged by thoughts of suicide.

by Anonymousreply 509/18/2012

R4 he didn't act jealouse he just of snapped "Sorry I'm not as hot as those guys" then kind of moved past it. Pushed me off the computer so he could print a study guide for his biology test.

R5 Yeah! Suicide will fuck with your perversions. Try to focus more next time

by Anonymousreply 609/18/2012

I went to Wal-Mart two days ago to buy socks and I actually looked at their bras. They have about a thousand of them. I've never seen so many bras in my life

by Anonymousreply 709/18/2012

I did the laundry, surfed the net, read a little, tried to nap. Watched District 9 (It's a day off for me).

by Anonymousreply 809/18/2012

I got let go from a right wing company. I hate their politics, but it was still sad.

by Anonymousreply 909/18/2012

Thank you WalMart shoppers for doing your part to destroy this country economically, impoverish our American families and exploit the children in China. We couldn't do it without you.

I exercised, cleaned house and hunted for a job, since mine went overseas.

by Anonymousreply 1009/18/2012

OP, you are a jewel.

by Anonymousreply 1109/18/2012

I hear ya, R5.

by Anonymousreply 1209/18/2012

Saw The Master. I thought it was unsettling and kind of genius. Joaquin freaked me out.

by Anonymousreply 1309/18/2012

Caring for an eldergay wonderful friend in Florida. Today, I took 6 rats on sticky traps out of his house, threw out a rotted potato on a counter under a foot of old food, tried to get him not to buy any more chocolate (which fills every cabinet). Cleaned, cleaned, cleaned. There's more, but you don't want to hear it.

by Anonymousreply 1409/18/2012

I would like to hear it R14

I helped my BF study for his biology exam. Went to his mother's house (where he gets his mail) and picked up his check. Played with their pets. Came home , ate spaghetti . Have been told in no uncertain terms we would be having sex tonight.

by Anonymousreply 1509/19/2012

Op, Don't take your mother to wal-mart, k-mart or any of those kind of stores. She's your mother. Treat her right. Why go low class. We only have one life to live. Don't waste it in stores like that.

by Anonymousreply 1609/19/2012

OP = Fat Dyke


by Anonymousreply 1709/19/2012

I woke up. Had raisin bran breakfast. Drove to work. Went to the mall for lunch with two co workers. Visited my mom after work. We had dinner. Did some groceries. Went to the gym. Went home. Showered. Watched the X factor. Watched Big Brother. Still watching...

by Anonymousreply 1809/19/2012

Woke up, Scramble egg sandwich and cheese garlic grits for breakfast. Spent a couple hours working on/finishing small freelance illustration job (2 days before deadline). Went to a friend's house who is paying me to do cleaning and interior/exterior painting on her Victorian (lots of detail work.) Came home and watched the first episode I've ever seen of Survivor in honor of Blair Warner.

by Anonymousreply 1909/19/2012

I said something thoughtless and hurtful at work and haven't been able to stop thinking of it since.

by Anonymousreply 2009/19/2012

Woke up as late as possible, as usual, and went into work. Conducted a few interviews. Work in marketing. Got Starbucks but barely had much to eat all day. Coworker that I love hanging out with asked me for a drink.. two glasses of wine later I was almost fall-over buzzed. Came home, ordered pizza -- surfing the web, playing online games, chatting, watching TV, signed up for Netflix, biding time until I go to sleep.

by Anonymousreply 2109/19/2012

Went to work and came home. Exciting, huh?

by Anonymousreply 2209/19/2012

I read the news today - oh boy.

by Anonymousreply 2309/19/2012

I overslept, fixed a late breakfast. Called the sister-in-law, listened to her imagined troubles for 32 minutes. (Her boy friend wonme't listen.) Robbed a convenience store. Came home, took a nap. Fixed dinner (small pizza I "picked up" heh-heh.) Watched television for awhile, then looked at about half an hour of porn.

by Anonymousreply 2409/19/2012

I was up encoding experimental films until about 6am and then I got up 8 and took my car to get new tires, but they weren't prepared so I came back home for a while and exchanged some emails about my upcoming move and then I went to the pet store to buy litter and the hard ware store to buy tiny pots and then I came home and ate something and ordered a bunch of crap I need to drive across the country and then I drove to another pet store and bought a large carrier and new harness and leash and then I came home again and assembled the carrier and tried to figure out how to position it in the back seat of my car and twisted up one of the seat belts in the process and so had to untwist it and then I filled out some of the paperwork for the moving company while one of the guys from the garage came and got my car and I emailed the moving company lady a list of questions I have mostly about their list of additional services which it seems they can charge me for without my wanting or requesting despite the fact that I'm supposed to have a guaranteed not to exceed estimate and then another guy from the garage brought my car back with new tires and I think they tuned it up just for the hell of it because it sure sounds a lot better and then I spaced out for a while and ate something and then I went out and got an iPad case and a thermos and then I fell asleep on the sofa for about ten minutes and I tried to get into bed, but I'm lousy at sleeping in bed so here I am now. I have to take my car to a different garage in the morning to have an alarm installed and they have to figure out what's wrong with my AUX port and I need my oil changed and stuff and I'm going to be stuck there all fucking day from 10am til 5:30pm and there is nothing nearby so I may just climb inside a floor model and sleep, finally.

by Anonymousreply 2509/19/2012

Went to work, worked, leered at the little Indian man over yonder, worked, came home and watched Big Brother, updated iOS on iPod Touch and iPad.

by Anonymousreply 2609/19/2012

Oh & I velcroed two tiny tupperware containers to the inside of the carrier and planted some oat grass. And I updated to iOS 6 and I wish I hadn't because my battery life is shit now. I still feel like there is something missing between about 4pm and 7pm. Maybe I went into a trance.

by Anonymousreply 2709/19/2012

Very very busy day, had to pick our new jet interiors colors ect....then off to the Four Seasons for lunch with the girls, of course I had the waldorf salad with grilled shrimps along with a lemon puff! Since I had a fitting at Fendi for my new fur...

by Anonymousreply 2809/19/2012

I've spent the evening eating takeout pho and watching "Project Runway", I'm very content with life right now.

The pho place gives me one container of broth and another of veggies, noodles, and thinly sliced raw beef, so I can heat the soup myself and everything in the bowl is startlingly fresh.

by Anonymousreply 2909/20/2012

ate cereal. went to bed. . . .

by Anonymousreply 3009/20/2012

Got up late. Popped a bunch of pills. Got fucked on the UWS. Walked home. Took a nap. Ate some cereal. Ate some carrots. Watched Giants game. Ate some Ben and Jerry's while chatting on Facebook. Scheduled sex for tomorrow. Sadly read the Twitter feed of the guy I am in love with, who is unfortunately crazy and having a manic episode all over the city for the last three weeks. Watching Murder She Wrote waiting for the pills to kick in.

by Anonymousreply 3109/20/2012

Hiked. Read a bit of "The Song of Roland". Ordered a book from the library. Watched part of "Jeopardy". Short talk with other hikers. Someone had killed a 2" snake by bashing its head. Looked like a rattler, tho I didn't see the rattles. Looked for coyotes, but I guess they moved on after so much encroachment of their territory. I take buses and trollies. I'm telling you, people sure stare a lot. I can only guess my multi-ethnicity, and tall stature makes them curious.

by Anonymousreply 3209/20/2012

Put my 17 year old dog to sleep.

by Anonymousreply 3309/21/2012

Why did they do that to the snake?

by Anonymousreply 3410/08/2012

Most of you sound slightly nuts. P

by Anonymousreply 3510/09/2012

R32, the usual reason for hikers to kill a snake is that they think the snake is dangerous.

by Anonymousreply 3610/09/2012

Nothing wrong with the elderly shopping at Walmart. They are on a fixed income. The quality of clothing there is actually not so bad.

by Anonymousreply 3710/09/2012
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