Let's Recast Classic TV Shows Using Republican Politicians!
Gilligan's Private Island:
Gilligan: George W. Bush
The Skipper: Don Cheney
The Professor: Ron Paul
Mr. Howell III: Mitt Romney
Mrs. Howell III: Bar Bush
Maryann: Sarah Palin
Ginger: Cindy McCain
And Chris Christie in his very special Emmy winning turn as The SS Minnow
|by Aaron Spelling's Modest Abode||reply 38||07/03/2013|
Mr. Drummond: Mitt Willis: Michael Steele Kimberly: Laura Ingraham Arnold: John Sununu
|by Aaron Spelling's Modest Abode||reply 2||09/18/2012|
Don Cheney, the man some suspect had something to do with the zodiac killings?
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Cagney and Lacey
Single, ambitious and kind of wild Chistine is very smart, but all about justice at all costs
Married Mary Beth supports her family while hubby suffers; and is devoted to her partner at work even when it cost her
Both put service and just results ahead of personal gain
....not gonna work, sorry for the failed attempt
(No, Sarah! Even if you *were* hotter than a young Sharon Gless, you are just so, so wrong for the part)
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The Golden Girls:
Dorothy - Barbara Bush
Blanche - Nancy Reagan
Rose - Sarah Palin
Sophia - Phyllis Schlafly
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Jack: Paul Ryan
Chrissy: Ann Coulter
Janet: Michelle Malkin
Stanley: Mitch McConnell
Helen: Jan Brewer
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Michael- Aaron Shock
Hope- Angie Harmon
Elliot- Reince Priebus
Nancy- Anne Coulter
Ellyn- Condoleezza Rice
Gary- Mary Cheney
Melissa- Victoria Jackson
Miles Drentell- Karl Rove
|by Aaron Spelling's Modest Abode||reply 9||09/18/2012|
OK, it's a film, but Mommie Dearest could have Mitt in drag.
No gay marriages EVER
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Maude- Ladybird Bachmann
Walter- Tim Pawlenty
Arthur- James Baker
Vivian- Christine O'Donnell
Carol- Jenna Bush
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"Mary Tyler Moore"
Mary Richards- Marilyn Quayle
Rhoda Morgenstern- Susan Collins
Lou Grant- Dick Cheney
Ted Baxter- John Boehner
Murray Slaughter- Charlie Crist
Kay Bailey Hutchison - Sue Ann Nivens
and special guest star Michele Bachmann as Phyllis Lindstrom
|by Aaron Spelling's Modest Abode||reply 12||09/18/2012|
And Don Cheney is obviously Dick Cheney's more affable twin brother, utilized to lighten up the cast. Don't worry, Dick makes an appearance in Season 3 as the Skipper's Evil Doppelganger...
|by Aaron Spelling's Modest Abode||reply 14||09/19/2012|
r11, how could you leave out Herman Cain as Florida??
|by Aaron Spelling's Modest Abode||reply 15||09/19/2012|
For some reason all I can think of is "The Patty Duke Show."
Moderate teen Patty Lane: Mitt Romney
and her identical cousin
Conservative teen Cathy Lane: Mitt Romney
Meet Cathy, who's lived most everywhere, From Paris, France to Copley Square. But Patty's only seen the sight, A girl can see from Detroit Heights -- What a crazy pair!
But they're cousins, Identical cousins all the way.
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"I Love Lucy"
Lucy Ricardo - Michelle Bachmann
Ricky Ricardo - Marco Rubio
Fred Mertz - Dick Cheney
Ethel Mertz - Lynne Cheney
Mrs. Trumbull - Barbara Bush
Little Ricky -- Aaron Schock
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Ralph Kramden - Chris Christie
Alice Kramden - Ann Coulter
Ed Norton - Rick Santorum
Trixie Norton - Sarah Palin
Token Colored Person -- Allen West
|by Aaron Spelling's Modest Abode||reply 18||09/19/2012|
This thread is not going anywhere.
|by Aaron Spelling's Modest Abode||reply 19||09/20/2012|
R19 What if it was a telenovela?
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[italic]Las Lágrimas de la Paloma[/italic] (Una Telenovela)
Spray-Tanned Mittens as Blanco Carrington
Ann Romney as Cristal Carrington
Craig Romney as Esteban Carrington
Sarah Palin as Samuela Josefina Carrington
Meg Whitman as Alejandra Carrington y Dexter
Ron Christie as Dominica Deveraux
And Starring Miss Barbara Bush Sr. as "La Bruja"
|by Aaron Spelling's Modest Abode||reply 22||09/20/2012|
R8, who plays Mr. Ferley?
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Gidget: Sarah Palin
Professor Lawrence: John McCain
LaRue: Sharon Angle
Ann (Gidget's sister): Michelle Bachmann
John (Ann's psychology student hubby): Marcus Bachmann
Moondoggie: Todd Akin
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The Courtship of Eddie's Father
Tom Corbett: Ron Paul
Eddie Corbett: Rand Paul
Mrs. Livingston: Michelle Malkin
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Christine "I'm Not a Witch" O'Donnell should play Gidget
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Mama's Mussy Family
Mama/Thelma Harper: Rush Limbaugh
Vinton: John McCain
Naomi: George W. Bush
Iola: Mitch McConnell
Bubba: Ann Coulter
Aunt Fran: Newt Gingrich
Ellen: Rick Perry
Buzz: Marco Rubio
Sonja: Aaron Schock
|by Aaron Spelling's Modest Abode||reply 27||09/20/2012|
Good catch, R23!
Mr. Furley: The Rotting Corpse of Strom Thurmond
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The Witches of Eastwick - Christine O'Donnell, Ann Coulter, Jan Brewer
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Republican wives doing laundry.
|by Aaron Spelling's Modest Abode||reply 30||09/21/2012|
Mitch McConnell as Iola is the single best casting suggestion in this thread.
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Alex: George Bush Sr.
Bobby: Aaron Schock
Louie: Chris Christie
Elaine: Christine O'Donnell
Tony: Stephen Baldwin
John: Tim Pawlenty
Latka: Marco Rubio
Rev. Jim: Jim DeMint
Simka: Dana Loesch
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"The Abbott and Costello Show" updated and renamed "The Robott and Christillo Show"
Bud Abbott - Mitt Romney (the thin straight con man)
Lou Costello - Chris Christie (the fat loud flustered comic)
Sid Fields - Eric Canter (the greedy landlord)
Mike the Cop - John Boehner (the law with no order)
Mr. Bacciagalupe - Marco Rubbio (the immigrant caricature)
Stinky - Rush Limbaugh (self explanatory)
Bingo - George W. Bush (the chimp)
and with an assist from the other side...
Hillary - Hillary
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Sam - John Thune
Diane - Ann Romney
Coach - Charles Krauthammer
Carla - Noelle Bush
Norm - Chris Christie
Cliff - John Ratzenberger
Frasier - Kelsey Grammer
|by Aaron Spelling's Modest Abode||reply 35||09/22/2012|
[bold]THIS JUST IN . . .[/bold]
Casting for the lead role in the remake of [bold][italic]The Jerk[/italic][/bold], made famous in the 1979 original by Steve Martin, is in overtime.
The redo will air as a special premiere, in the summer of 2014, on Cinemax. It will then be seen in limited release of 25 movie theaters in five deep-red states.
My source[s] tell me it is now down to the wire between [bold]Louie Gohmert[/bold] and [bold]Steve King[/bold].
My bet for the winner is on another Wild and Crazy Guy.
|by Aaron Spelling's Modest Abode||reply 36||07/03/2013|
[quote]OK, it's a film
Rand Paul as Norman Bates.
S.E. Cupp as Lila Crane.
Michele 'Crazy Eyes' Bachman as Mother.
Chris Christie as Hitch's cameo.
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