I'm going with Darrin Stephens.
TV Characters Who are Probably Good in Bed
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Which one, OP, which one?
But we all know Sam was a witch beneath the covers.
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The first Darren was way hotter.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||09/17/2012|
Which one? The one with the bad back or the one that was gay?
|by Anonymous||reply 3||09/17/2012|
Darren? Either /or. Ewwwwwwww
|by Anonymous||reply 4||09/17/2012|
Ick r2, he was gross. I know a lot of people think the first Darren was funnier, even though I disagree, but I thought everyone knew Dick York was pretty ugly and Sargent was better looking.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||09/17/2012|
The couple on Home Improvement looked like they had a healthy sex life.
Ray and Debra on Everyone Loves Raymond seemed like they had lousy sex.
The Huxtables - good.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||09/17/2012|
R5, it isn't about who is better looking. It is about who do you think is better in bed. Samantha didn't agree to give up witchcraft for nothing.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||09/17/2012|
Joey with his hairy hole
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Karen Walker, honey. Face it, she has a pharmacist and a backup pharmacist. And big ka-tits.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||09/17/2012|
I would have fucked Wally Cleaver until the cows came home.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||09/17/2012|
I bet Eddie Haskell could get down and dirty.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||09/17/2012|
"I would have fucked Wally Cleaver until the cows came home."
Over my troubled Beaver, bitch!
|by Anonymous||reply 12||09/17/2012|
Brenda Chenowith... Well, her entire wacky family.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||09/17/2012|
Fez on That 70s Show was a cum spigot.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||09/17/2012|
R14 - Fez was one of the most annoying characters ever written.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||09/17/2012|
I'm going with Phyllis "Mother Stephens" Stephens.
When she didn't have s sick headache, she was a dynamo in the sack.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||09/17/2012|
Julie from One Day at a Time.
Oldest brother David from Eight is Enough and Joni his actress sister on that show I'd bet we're the two hottest lays amongst the Bradfords.
Baily Quarters from WKRP but not Loni Anderson ( wouldn't want to miss up the helmet hair). Les Nessman I could see being surprisingly sexual.
And Mrs. Roper, of course.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||09/17/2012|
Bobby Sherman. He never seemed to have the attitude of David Cassidy and I seem to recall he went on to be a paramedic in real life.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||09/17/2012|
Ted Baxter and Sue Ann Nivens
|by Anonymous||reply 19||09/17/2012|
I've got to believe that Andrew Van de Kamp picked up some good skills during the time he was a male prostitute.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||09/17/2012|
David had a different girl almost every episode. Of the Bradford sisters, Nancy was the prettiest, Elizabeth was the hottest, Mary the most argumentative, Joanie the most dramatic, and Susan the most athletic.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||09/17/2012|
Blossom's brother, played by Joey Lawrence. He just looked stupid enough to be a completely hot fuck, much like Joey on "Friends."
|by Anonymous||reply 22||09/17/2012|
I'd fuck Joey raw
|by Anonymous||reply 23||09/17/2012|
Did people (grown-up people, anyway) actually believe Darren #2 was putting it to Samantha? Because I have a hard time doing so.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||09/17/2012|
Barney Rubble looks like a submissive bottom.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||09/17/2012|
Dexter. Crazy, hot, intense and rough.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||09/17/2012|
Isaak on the Love Boat.
The parents on Silver Spoons.
Ricky and Lucy.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||09/17/2012|
Matt West on "The Wild Wild West"
Don West on "Lost in Space"
Alexander Mundy on "It Takes A thief"
Hymie on "Get Smart" - hey, he's a robot - he could go all night without ever getting tired.
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|by Anonymous||reply 34||09/17/2012|
Ginger Grant (come on, she didn't get all those movie roles based on talent)
The Professor (while being somewhat socially inept, I'm sure he knew all the ways to fully satisfy a partner)
Ward Cleaver (knew how much June loved a pearl necklace)
|by Anonymous||reply 35||09/17/2012|
Walter White. Skyler White.
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|by Anonymous||reply 38||09/17/2012|
I own this thread.
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|by Anonymous||reply 41||09/17/2012|
Puddy from Seinfeld would throw a mean, indifferent fuck, flipping you over on your stomach, pushing your face hard into the pillow with his large hands, telling you to shut the fuck up when you moaned as he pounded your ass raw, even telling you it was gonna be raw, whether you were cool with that or not, then, when he felt like it, he'd turn you, raising one of your legs in the air as he twisted your body around, not caring if your leg cramped, not caring if you were comfortable, then putting his hand over your mouth, digging his fingers into you as he thrusted harder and harder. Finally, he'd come deep inside of you, slapping your ass hard a few times. Then he'd pull out and tell you, in a matter of fact tone, that you "were going to hell. For being a fag.'
|by Anonymous||reply 42||09/17/2012|
you know Wally was a power bottom
|by Anonymous||reply 43||09/17/2012|
This thread just screams "lives in mom's basement"
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|by Anonymous||reply 45||09/18/2012|
Blanche Devereaux owns this thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||09/18/2012|
Granny Clampett....loved anal.
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|by Anonymous||reply 48||09/18/2012|
Danny Tanner, Ralph Malph, Julio Fuentes (Sanford and Son).
Just typing this makes me want to be on my knees with the three of them standing over me.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||09/18/2012|
I don't think for a second that Blanche was good in bed or Sue Ann Nivens. I bet they both were just easy to fuck, but not good at it.
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|by Anonymous||reply 51||09/18/2012|
Carl Betz as ALex Stone, Donna always looked so satisfied.
Mitch Pileggi as Walter Skinner from the X-Files. One growl and heavy, hoarse whisper and your legs would be over his broad shoulders before you knew it.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||09/18/2012|
Damn you R17 - I thought of Mrs. Roper immediately. You know she eats ass, drinks piss and loves to shove those Ben-Wa balls up your ass. I clicked on this thread to add Mrs. Roper but you beat me to it.
Agreed Blanche Devereaux would be a lousy lay.
I'll add Haji from Jonny Quest because Jonny was the ultimate insatiable bottom and Haji learned to hone his craft quickly.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||09/18/2012|
James Tiberius Kirk
Seconding Fox Mulder
|by Anonymous||reply 54||09/18/2012|
The Log Lady
|by Anonymous||reply 55||09/18/2012|
Chuck Noblet...when he was with Geoffrey.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||09/18/2012|
I'd pay to watch Rob and Laura go at it, circa 1962.
But Dick and Mary 30 years later, not so much.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||09/18/2012|
Horshack and Barbarino
Uncle French and Jody
Jack Wilde and H.R. PufnStuf
Miss Myrna from Romper Room had to be a freak in bed.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||09/18/2012|
Howard Sprague was Goober Pyle's bitch.
Howard the total nerd and pencil pusher loved a man with grease permanently packed under his fingernails!
|by Anonymous||reply 59||09/18/2012|
James Evans of Good Times.
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|by Anonymous||reply 61||09/18/2012|
The second Darrin, while better looking, was a total bitch and mean to Sam. First Darrin was totally in love with her so, yea, he wins.
However, Serena had to be the best.....hundreds of years as a the biggest slut in the Cosmos teaches a girl a thing or two.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||09/18/2012|
Cary Argos (Good Wife) Bobby Ewing (Dallas) Victoria Grayson (Revenge) Alex P. Keaton (Family Ties)
|by Anonymous||reply 63||09/18/2012|
Fred and Ethel Mertz. It's always the ones you don't think would be good in bed who WOW!
|by Anonymous||reply 64||09/18/2012|
The first Darren was indeed homely but funny and had way more personality than Sargent who was better looking but very blah.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||09/18/2012|
Cosmo Kramer, BDF and I have no doubt pounded pussy with great enthusiasm. I also think he would have fucked Jerry into a limp rag if Jerry had offered his hole.
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|by Anonymous||reply 67||09/18/2012|
Bob and Emily Hartley
|by Anonymous||reply 68||09/18/2012|
Homer Simpson. He must really ring Marge's bell because there is no other reason a woman would put up with his nonsense.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||09/18/2012|
Sons of Anarchy: Jackson 'Jax' Teller Jean Carlos 'Juice' Ortiz Happy
|by Anonymous||reply 70||09/18/2012|
Robbie from My Three Sons.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||09/18/2012|
John Black owns this thread.
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|by Anonymous||reply 73||09/18/2012|
Morticia and Gomez. You know there was some freaky shit going on.
Shaggy, that stoner dude.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||09/18/2012|
For one night with James West I would give everything I have.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||09/18/2012|
No mention of Chuck Connors widowed dad in THE RIFLEMAN?! Talk about a hot,rough fuck!
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|by Anonymous||reply 79||09/18/2012|
John Crichton(Farscape) especially during his most insane moments(the crazy ones can be a lot of fun). Also, Jack Harkness from Torchwood probably has tons of experience.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||09/18/2012|
Steve from Petticoat Junction
|by Anonymous||reply 81||09/18/2012|
Chris Keller, Elliot Stabler, or indeed any character Chris Meloni has played.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||09/18/2012|
Don't I know it, R76!
|by Anonymous||reply 83||09/18/2012|
H.G. Wells from Warehouse 13
Cara Mason from Legend of the Seeker
Kalinda Sharma from The Good Wife
|by Anonymous||reply 84||09/18/2012|
Buddy Sorrell and Mel Cooley were probably like horny bunnies.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||09/18/2012|
Eric from True Blood
Pam from True Blood
|by Anonymous||reply 86||09/18/2012|
Edith and Archie Bunker were into SCAT
|by Anonymous||reply 87||09/18/2012|
Faith. The way she looked at Buffy sometimes...
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|by Anonymous||reply 90||09/18/2012|
Can't believe this one hasn't already been mentioned.
He can give me the full Draper anytime.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||09/18/2012|
Sex in Space Edition:
Captain Mal "Tight Pants" Reynolds - Firefly
Captain Jack Harkness - Torchwood
Captain Jean-Luc Picard, #2 Will Riker and Worf - ST:TNG
Captain Janeway (seriously) - ST:VOY
|by Anonymous||reply 92||09/18/2012|
Definitively HG from Warehouse 13.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||09/18/2012|
Jack O'Neill and Daniel Jackson on stargate SG1
|by Anonymous||reply 94||09/18/2012|
R92 - Kaylee and Inara were probably the best in bed followed by Mal.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||09/18/2012|
Second john Redcorn
Sherrif Andy Taylor
|by Anonymous||reply 96||09/18/2012|
[quote] R91: Can't believe this one hasn't already been mentioned. DON DRAPER
It's a good thing you couldn't believe it, because he was mentioned by R37 as an "obvious one."
If you read threads before posting you will have fewer surprises, chump.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||09/18/2012|
SNL's Goat Boy
|by Anonymous||reply 98||09/18/2012|
Jack, the bar owner on Revenge.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||09/18/2012|
Stephen Colbert. I think he's up for anything.
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|by Anonymous||reply 102||09/18/2012|
Thanks for the boner, r42
|by Anonymous||reply 103||09/18/2012|
I agree Captainn Kirk was probably a hot fuck. But I cannot believe any of the other Star Trek captains (with the possible exception pf Captain Janeway, who perhaps was fiery and passionate) were good in bed. Captain Archer was handsome and had by far the best body, but I bet he was dull. Captain Sisko would have been too intense and overmuch. And though there was a genuine sexiness to Picard, he would have been a stick in bed.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||09/18/2012|
Ted from "Hey Dude"
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|by Anonymous||reply 107||09/18/2012|
Kudos to the poster who said Jeff Winger. I bet he is fantastic in the sack and very well hung.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||09/18/2012|
Rose Nylund (we learned once Charlie had sex with her several times a night, so she was probably the most experienced of all the Golden Girls--even counting Blanche)
Suzanne Sugarbaker (though selfish, we know her husbands were incredibly attracted to her sexually)
Jack McFarland (though he was not attractive to me, he got laid constantly)
Pa Ingalls (Ma kept churning babies out like a Pex dispenser produces candies, and Ma seemed like a cold fish)
Mrs. Bradford (again, they had so many children, and I refuse to believe any character played by Dick van Patten could be the sexual dynamo)
Blake Carrington (clearly there had to be a reason why such a hot woman as Alexis desperately wanted him back, especially given that she was already rich)
J. R. Ewing (we were told multiple times on his show he was great in bed)
|by Anonymous||reply 109||09/18/2012|
A powerful rich guy being TOLD he was good in bed is not enough. Women could have just been telling him that to get his money.
If people were saying Cliff Barnes and Ray Krebbs were good in bed that's just a more credible source.
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|by Anonymous||reply 113||09/18/2012|
Florence Jean Castleberry
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|by Anonymous||reply 115||09/18/2012|
Julie Cooper sucked that dick like it was a Chili's baby back rib.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||09/18/2012|
Ned Flanders, based on his nude scene in The Simpsons, where they pixilated his dong a good nine inches.
I tried to find a screen cap, but no dice. There is, however, a disturbing amount of Simpsons porn on the internet. I never realized how sick some of y'all are.
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|by Anonymous||reply 118||09/18/2012|
Darrin #1: Yes! Darrin #2: No.
Interesting seeing Alex Keaton on the list. He seemed far too uptight to be a good lay.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||09/18/2012|
Did anyone mention Barnabas Collins?
How about Newkirk from Hogan's Heroes.
My dream man, Stephen Colbert, I bet is a hoot in the sack!
|by Anonymous||reply 120||09/18/2012|
Stephen Colbert the actor, probably yes.
Stephen Colbert the right wing character? Probably not.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||09/18/2012|
Laura Palmer. She fucked everyone in town, including her dad.
R105 I had the worst hots for Ted.
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|by Anonymous||reply 123||09/18/2012|
Mag Numb T C, too.
OH heck, who knows how Higgins woulda been..
Macmillian and wife
Sophia Petrillo probably knew a thing or two under the sheets!
Sam the butcher seemed like he knew how to have a good time. Funny how he was always at the Brady house in the early morning hours. Delivering meat? I'm sure he was, I'm sure he was...Yeah, right. Meat delivery...:)
Mel of diner fame. I always wanted to get that tshirt offa him.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||09/18/2012|
Tony on Whos the Boss...ooh, that bee-hind. Sigh.
Mike Brady I second that one.
The bearded guy from Tool Time
Lloyd Bridge's character
Mother from Bewitched!
I had a childhood crush on Greg Brady. I still have a thing for older men. Then I graduated to fantasies of Mr. Brady.
The Camel cigarettes guy. What a macho hunk. I learned he died recently. Sad.
The Marlboro man.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||09/18/2012|
Zack Morris's dad on "Saved by the Bell."
The dad with a beard on "My Two Dads"
Xena: Warrior Princess
|by Anonymous||reply 126||09/18/2012|
R127 - My bet is that Gabrielle was better in bed than Xena.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||09/18/2012|
Lee Stetson - Scarecrow & Mrs. King
Remington Steele - Remington Steele
KC Kolowski - China Beach
Dr. Maura Isles - Rizzoli & Isles
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|by Anonymous||reply 129||09/18/2012|
r54 - John Redcorn, haha!
|by Anonymous||reply 130||09/18/2012|
Another vote for Eddie Haskell
|by Anonymous||reply 131||09/18/2012|
Clementine from Eternal Sunshine
|by Anonymous||reply 132||09/18/2012|
Cesar the Dog Whisperer
|by Anonymous||reply 133||09/18/2012|
Trampas from "The Virginian"
|by Anonymous||reply 134||09/18/2012|
Reverand Camden from Seventh Heaven. You just know he could throw the high hard one like a champ.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||09/19/2012|
I've been watching Season One of Bewitched, and I swear to GOD last night I said to myself, "Damn. I bet Darrin threw a mean fuck."
|by Anonymous||reply 136||09/19/2012|
r123, I bet Jim Moriarty would throw a crazy mean fuck.
Greg Lestrade - dirty & fun.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||09/19/2012|
Rose Nylund, did, after all, kill a couple men during sex.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||09/19/2012|
Fuck me on the pool table, in the boat, in the pool, on top of Ginny Sac
raw cum inside me
|by Anonymous||reply 139||09/19/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 140||09/19/2012|
Ward Cleaver, mucho macho daddy and total bottom
James West, who obviously liked being stripped and abused
|by Anonymous||reply 141||09/19/2012|
Ward Cleaver probably secretly visited the local gay bars wearing full leather drag including assless chaps.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||09/19/2012|
Alexander, the other side of Dawn. After all, he did it for a living (and he was hot, hot, HOT).
|by Anonymous||reply 143||09/19/2012|
and Lassie, of course.
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[quote] Hymie on "Get Smart" - hey, he's a robot - he could go all night without ever getting tired.
I haven't thought of him in ages, what a blast from the past. I was hot for Hymie as a young gayling.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||09/19/2012|
Woody from Cheers. Young, dumb, and full of cum.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||09/19/2012|
Everyone from Battlestar Galactica. Being stuck in space with the same old people made each of them look sex starved.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||09/19/2012|
Another vote for Bubba Higgins
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Jake Cutter - or am I the only one who remembers that show?
Dr Owen (Grey's)
|by Anonymous||reply 149||09/19/2012|
Blaine Anderson - but it's just because I wanna fuck Darren Criss
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|by Anonymous||reply 151||09/19/2012|
R36 is so right. Sociopathic middle-aged suburban frau/herr hatesex is probably hotter and more depraved than anything the Folsom Street Fair could ever hope to cook up.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||09/19/2012|
I'll bet Mike Brady could fuck up storm
And Potsie Weber. Definitely.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||09/19/2012|
wanted Ward Cleaver to fuck me when I was 8
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Some of us still dream the dream R154.
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|by Anonymous||reply 156||09/19/2012|
Daryl Dixon (after a nice long soapy shower)
|by Anonymous||reply 157||09/20/2012|
R154, R155, Ward Cleaver was probably getting pounded by Eddie Haskell whenever June was out of town.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||09/20/2012|
[quote]Another vote for Bubba Higgins
|by Anonymous||reply 159||09/20/2012|
The good ones I thought of have been mentioned. One that comes to mind that would probably be bad is Ralph and Alice Kramden. Not that the fat slob could do anything with that big old belly in the way.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||09/20/2012|
James Evans. HAVE MERCAY!!!
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|by Anonymous||reply 162||09/20/2012|
Todd Manning/Victor Lord
|by Anonymous||reply 163||09/20/2012|
Just give me Robert Conrad and you can have everyone else.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||09/20/2012|
We have the same tastes, R164
|by Anonymous||reply 165||09/20/2012|
Robert Conrad's butt made me gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 166||09/21/2012|
Charlton Heston musta gotten it on good with Zira.
Yes, Ward Cleaver must have been sizzlin' under the sheets. Sigh.
The character Magnum, surely.
Miss Piggy surely is a powerhouse in the sack.VA VA VA Voommmmm!
|by Anonymous||reply 167||09/21/2012|
R167, you have excellent taste. Well, excepting Miss Piggy.
|by Anonymous||reply 168||09/21/2012|
I would like to have had rag doll sex with Robert Conrad, and I would have been the rag doll.
|by Anonymous||reply 169||09/21/2012|
Robert Conrad wearing nothing but his chaps and boots, tied up and gagged, please.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||09/21/2012|
[R170], I'd be ok with being either tied up or untied. Actually, I could go for both!
|by Anonymous||reply 171||09/21/2012|
R167, Zira? Heston must have gotten it on good with Franciscus! Or was it Ward Cleaver having a parent-teacher conference with Mr. Novak?
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|by Anonymous||reply 173||09/21/2012|
Speedracer is a lousy bottom
|by Anonymous||reply 174||09/21/2012|
Magnum, [bold]P[/bold]enis [bold]I[/bold]mmense
|by Anonymous||reply 175||09/21/2012|
[quote]Robert Conrad's butt made me gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||09/21/2012|
Robert Conrad's butt made several hundred thousand men gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||09/21/2012|
Sgt Carter from Gomer Pyle
|by Anonymous||reply 178||09/21/2012|
I wonder what Conrad's butt tasted like after a long day of filming TWWW.
|by Anonymous||reply 179||09/21/2012|
It was Conrad's tit-muscles that drove me crazy. I wanted to tie him up and play with his nipples until he came.
|by Anonymous||reply 180||09/21/2012|
Jarrod Barkley - "The Big Valley"
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Jack O'Neill (Richard Dean Anderson) on Stargate.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||01/01/2013|
What is it with eldergays and Robert Conrad?
|by Anonymous||reply 183||01/01/2013|
Sam Carter also on Stargate.
|by Anonymous||reply 184||01/01/2013|
James Evans from Good Times
Jarrod Barkley from The Big Valley
Bobby Ewing from Dallas
Gary Ewing from Knots Landing
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|by Anonymous||reply 186||01/01/2013|
All you Bubba lovers beat me to it. I was going to add Bubba and Uncle Vint, who was actually handsome and built under the doofus character.
|by Anonymous||reply 187||01/01/2013|
Why does everyone keep mentioning Ward Cleaver? He was always rough on the beaver.
Sue Ann Nivens could suck a basketball through twenty feet of garden hose.
|by Anonymous||reply 188||01/01/2013|
Stephen Colbert on "The Colbert Report".
Wonder if we ever get a real life Stephen Colbert sex scandal.
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|by Anonymous||reply 190||01/01/2013|
He was hot, R183. It's not complicated.
|by Anonymous||reply 191||01/01/2013|
Burt Chance - I speak from experience.
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|by Anonymous||reply 193||01/01/2013|
Aiden in Revenge. Mmmmmm . . .
|by Anonymous||reply 194||01/01/2013|
Speaking of Bubbas..how about Bubba from "In The Heat of The Night?"
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Jonathan and Jennifer Hart
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Deacon Claybourne on Nashville. He looks like he could tear it up.
|by Anonymous||reply 198||01/03/2013|
Vinnie Terranova (Wiseguy)
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|by Anonymous||reply 200||01/03/2013|
Bo and Luke tag teaming. Pure country sweat. But still clean and wholesome and good-smellin'.
|by Anonymous||reply 201||01/03/2013|
Magnum PI. Looks like he woulda been fun between the sheets.
Fred Flintstone, yes. There must be a reason Wilma always looked happy.But Barney Rubble? Naah.
|by Anonymous||reply 202||01/03/2013|
I imagine Emma Peel from "The Avengers," played by Dame Diana Rigg, could throw a mean fuck and I'm not even into women.
I'm still fanning myself to cool off from the idea of Bo and Luke Duke going at it.
|by Anonymous||reply 203||01/03/2013|
You find Bo and Luke, shirts off, jeans tight, bound and gagged in a barn where the bad guys left them. You come to the rescue, start to untie them and Bo says "What's the hurry?" You've got 'em all to yourself and them to each other.
Now I'm just teasing you... but funny thing is it's not that far off from what really happened on the show each week. They knew their audience.
|by Anonymous||reply 204||01/03/2013|
[quote]Reverand Camden from Seventh Heaven. You just know he could throw the high hard one like a champ.
And yet that tarty wife of his fucked God-knows-who to get knocked up and produce a daughter who was clearly not related to the Reverend.
|by Anonymous||reply 205||01/03/2013|
[quote]You find Bo and Luke, shirts off, jeans tight, bound and gagged in a barn where the bad guys left them. You come to the rescue, start to untie them and Bo says "What's the hurry?" You've got 'em all to yourself and them to each other.
|by Anonymous||reply 206||01/04/2013|
[all posts by right wing shit-stain # a removed.]
|by Anonymous||reply 207||01/04/2013|
Another vote for Emma Peel
|by Anonymous||reply 208||01/04/2013|
Dale Cooper, Dex Dexter and Josiah Bartlet.
|by Anonymous||reply 209||01/04/2013|
Yup, Dex Dexter.
Sam Elliot. Fan me, I'm overheatin'...
In a weird sorta way, Higgins, maybe role playing some kinda Dom role.
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Ari Gold can fuck me anytime he wants
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Any of the Hathaways except for Peggy Cass.
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Goran (forget his character name) - ER
Bobby Simone - NYPD Blue
Brenda - 6 Ft Under
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Bernie, from Weekend at Bernie's.
Yes, I know that that was originally a movie, but surely any of us who saw it would have happened upon it on television; we wouldn't pay for such dreck.
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Barney Fife's constant shaking would render him as sexually satisfying as a palsied urologist.
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OUAT' Regina Mills, aka the Evil Queen. Has sexual chemistry with everyone on the show, even though she is supposed to hate everyone.
Also Capt. Hook on the show. First guy wearing eyeliner who looks like he knows what to do in the sack.
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How could I have forgotten Barney Miller, in that police show?
Gabe Kotter, had to be good in between the sheets.
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Ms. Betty Slocombe. She had a great pussy.
|by Anonymous||reply 219||01/04/2013|
LOL. I loved that show.
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Hank Moody of Californication.
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Holy crap, Eldergay thread alert!
Who ARE most of these people?
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Many years ago, when Mark Harmon was young and I was even younger, he was on a short-lived show called "Flamingo Road" where his character, Fielding Carlyle was married to a rich girl, Constance Weldon Semple Carlyle, who was played by then young Morgan Fairchild. I guess the Carlyles were good in bed because they got me off every week just watching them on TV.
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Uncle Joe, he wasn't REALLY those girl's uncle, but why do you think they kept him around? He was HOT in bed.
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Captain Jack Harkness
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Professor Everett, if I can lose Nanny and the kids, and get him back into his leathers!
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I'll bet Onslo coulda been fun..put him in leather and bring him to a dungeon...Capt. Peacock, maybe.
Emmett...interesting closet case vibe,IMO.
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Gonzo Gates, on "Trapper John, MD" Gregory Harrison took the mantel from Pernell Roberts, who didn't even bother to bring his rug to work.
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Mr. Spock. So reserved most of the time but you just know that he is a total freak in bed and would fuck you violently until you were raw.
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Harlan Judd from "Eyes"
"Justified's" Raylan Givens
Ka D'Argo and Chiana from "Farscape"
another vote for John Redcorn
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz
Julie Your Cruise Director
Donald Hollinger/Joe Warner
The Church Lady (SNL)
Mr. Tuddball & Mrs. A-Wiggins
Gordy The Weatherman
DJ Pauly D
Brad Snyder (Austin Pecker version)
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Data - ST:NG
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What do you think Detective Elliot Stabler's dick would be like? Give details please. Note: it is not necessarily the same as Chris Keller's dick on OZ - different character, different body!
|by Anonymous||reply 238||01/05/2013|
You know he could fuck like a machine
|by Anonymous||reply 239||01/05/2013|
R236 that is the most random list in the history of EVER.
|by Anonymous||reply 240||01/05/2013|
I like the Woody from Cheers suggestion. He was such a dumb but hot dude.
Owen from Grey's Anatomy too. I hate that character, but Kevin McKidd's fine ginger ass has made me moist.
Andy on WKRP. Those tight jeans...yum.
A four way with Andy and Bo and Luke Duke...or maybe a five way if we throw in Cole Gioberti from Falcon crest.....
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Who else? Well? Hmmmmmnnn??
|by Anonymous||reply 242||01/06/2013|
JJ Evans would tear it up!
|by Anonymous||reply 243||01/06/2013|
I bet Eb would make you tap out.
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Nick Adams from The Rebel.
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TV characters who are probably good in bed? Why not Zoidberg?
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Balki Baltokomis (sic), Perfect Strangers. I could spot sizemeat on him every episode. Plus he was childlike adventurous.
|by Anonymous||reply 248||01/06/2013|
OMG, yes---r199 wins!
T. H. E. Cat.
John Drake (Secret Agent Man).
Dr. Ben Casey.
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Casey "JJ" Moss was rocking his shirtless bed scenes with Granny Eve yesterday. Nice to see he let his chest hair grow in and there were several hairy pit glimpses.
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I'll bet that Andrew Van De Kamp from "Desperate Housewives" is great in bed.
|by Anonymous||reply 258||02/12/2015|
Laughingly agreeing with all the votes for John Redcorn..hottest cartoon ever!
|by Anonymous||reply 259||02/13/2015|
TJ Daniels from the soap Santa Barbara
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I agree that Dick York was much better looking. Sargent looked older and had a big forehead.
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