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I'm going with Darrin Stephens.

by Anonymousreply 26205/24/2015

Which one, OP, which one?

But we all know Sam was a witch beneath the covers.

by Anonymousreply 109/17/2012

The first Darren was way hotter.

by Anonymousreply 209/17/2012

Which one? The one with the bad back or the one that was gay?

by Anonymousreply 309/17/2012

Darren? Either /or. Ewwwwwwww

by Anonymousreply 409/17/2012

Ick r2, he was gross. I know a lot of people think the first Darren was funnier, even though I disagree, but I thought everyone knew Dick York was pretty ugly and Sargent was better looking.

by Anonymousreply 509/17/2012

The couple on Home Improvement looked like they had a healthy sex life.

Ray and Debra on Everyone Loves Raymond seemed like they had lousy sex.

The Huxtables - good.

by Anonymousreply 609/17/2012

R5, it isn't about who is better looking. It is about who do you think is better in bed. Samantha didn't agree to give up witchcraft for nothing.

by Anonymousreply 709/17/2012

Joey with his hairy hole

by Anonymousreply 809/17/2012

Karen Walker, honey. Face it, she has a pharmacist and a backup pharmacist. And big ka-tits.

by Anonymousreply 909/17/2012

I would have fucked Wally Cleaver until the cows came home.

by Anonymousreply 1009/17/2012

I bet Eddie Haskell could get down and dirty.

by Anonymousreply 1109/17/2012

"I would have fucked Wally Cleaver until the cows came home."

Over my troubled Beaver, bitch!

by Anonymousreply 1209/17/2012

Brenda Chenowith... Well, her entire wacky family.

by Anonymousreply 1309/17/2012

Fez on That 70s Show was a cum spigot.

by Anonymousreply 1409/17/2012

R14 - Fez was one of the most annoying characters ever written.

by Anonymousreply 1509/17/2012

I'm going with Phyllis "Mother Stephens" Stephens.

When she didn't have s sick headache, she was a dynamo in the sack.

by Anonymousreply 1609/17/2012

Julie from One Day at a Time.

Jan Brady.

Oldest brother David from Eight is Enough and Joni his actress sister on that show I'd bet we're the two hottest lays amongst the Bradfords.

Baily Quarters from WKRP but not Loni Anderson ( wouldn't want to miss up the helmet hair). Les Nessman I could see being surprisingly sexual.

And Mrs. Roper, of course.

by Anonymousreply 1709/17/2012

Bobby Sherman. He never seemed to have the attitude of David Cassidy and I seem to recall he went on to be a paramedic in real life.

by Anonymousreply 1809/17/2012

Ted Baxter and Sue Ann Nivens

by Anonymousreply 1909/17/2012

I've got to believe that Andrew Van de Kamp picked up some good skills during the time he was a male prostitute.

by Anonymousreply 2009/17/2012

David had a different girl almost every episode. Of the Bradford sisters, Nancy was the prettiest, Elizabeth was the hottest, Mary the most argumentative, Joanie the most dramatic, and Susan the most athletic.

by Anonymousreply 2109/17/2012

Blossom's brother, played by Joey Lawrence. He just looked stupid enough to be a completely hot fuck, much like Joey on "Friends."

by Anonymousreply 2209/17/2012

I'd fuck Joey raw

by Anonymousreply 2309/17/2012

Did people (grown-up people, anyway) actually believe Darren #2 was putting it to Samantha? Because I have a hard time doing so.

by Anonymousreply 2409/17/2012

Barney Rubble looks like a submissive bottom.

by Anonymousreply 2509/17/2012

Dexter. Crazy, hot, intense and rough.

by Anonymousreply 2609/17/2012

Isaak on the Love Boat.

Mrs. Garrett.

The parents on Silver Spoons.

Ricky and Lucy.

by Anonymousreply 2709/17/2012

Matt West on "The Wild Wild West"

Don West on "Lost in Space"

Alexander Mundy on "It Takes A thief"

Hymie on "Get Smart" - hey, he's a robot - he could go all night without ever getting tired.

by Anonymousreply 2809/17/2012

Nate Fisher

by Anonymousreply 2909/17/2012

Blaine Anderson

by Anonymousreply 3009/17/2012

Sgt. Carter

by Anonymousreply 3109/17/2012

Alexis Carrington

by Anonymousreply 3209/17/2012

Sherlock Holmes


by Anonymousreply 3309/17/2012

Cousin IT

by Anonymousreply 3409/17/2012

Ginger Grant (come on, she didn't get all those movie roles based on talent)

The Professor (while being somewhat socially inept, I'm sure he knew all the ways to fully satisfy a partner)

Ward Cleaver (knew how much June loved a pearl necklace)

by Anonymousreply 3509/17/2012

Walter White. Skyler White.

by Anonymousreply 3609/17/2012

Obvious ones:

Don Draper

Chris Kelly

by Anonymousreply 3709/17/2012

Latka Gravas

Balki Bartokomous

by Anonymousreply 3809/17/2012

I own this thread.

by Anonymousreply 3909/17/2012

Xander Harris

by Anonymousreply 4009/18/2012

Jack Donaghy

by Anonymousreply 4109/18/2012

Puddy from Seinfeld would throw a mean, indifferent fuck, flipping you over on your stomach, pushing your face hard into the pillow with his large hands, telling you to shut the fuck up when you moaned as he pounded your ass raw, even telling you it was gonna be raw, whether you were cool with that or not, then, when he felt like it, he'd turn you, raising one of your legs in the air as he twisted your body around, not caring if your leg cramped, not caring if you were comfortable, then putting his hand over your mouth, digging his fingers into you as he thrusted harder and harder. Finally, he'd come deep inside of you, slapping your ass hard a few times. Then he'd pull out and tell you, in a matter of fact tone, that you "were going to hell. For being a fag.'

by Anonymousreply 4209/18/2012

you know Wally was a power bottom

by Anonymousreply 4309/18/2012

This thread just screams "lives in mom's basement"

by Anonymousreply 4409/18/2012

Fox Mulder

by Anonymousreply 4509/18/2012

Blanche Devereaux owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 4609/18/2012

Granny Clampett....loved anal.

by Anonymousreply 4709/18/2012

Detective Cagney

by Anonymousreply 4809/18/2012

Danny Tanner, Ralph Malph, Julio Fuentes (Sanford and Son).

Just typing this makes me want to be on my knees with the three of them standing over me.

by Anonymousreply 4909/18/2012

I don't think for a second that Blanche was good in bed or Sue Ann Nivens. I bet they both were just easy to fuck, but not good at it.

by Anonymousreply 5009/18/2012

Elliott Stabler

by Anonymousreply 5109/18/2012

Carl Betz as ALex Stone, Donna always looked so satisfied.

Mitch Pileggi as Walter Skinner from the X-Files. One growl and heavy, hoarse whisper and your legs would be over his broad shoulders before you knew it.

by Anonymousreply 5209/18/2012

Damn you R17 - I thought of Mrs. Roper immediately. You know she eats ass, drinks piss and loves to shove those Ben-Wa balls up your ass. I clicked on this thread to add Mrs. Roper but you beat me to it.

Agreed Blanche Devereaux would be a lousy lay.

I'll add Haji from Jonny Quest because Jonny was the ultimate insatiable bottom and Haji learned to hone his craft quickly.

by Anonymousreply 5309/18/2012

James Tiberius Kirk

Remington Steele

Seconding Fox Mulder

Ricky Ricardo

John Redcorn

by Anonymousreply 5409/18/2012

The Log Lady

by Anonymousreply 5509/18/2012

Chuck Noblet...when he was with Geoffrey.

by Anonymousreply 5609/18/2012

I'd pay to watch Rob and Laura go at it, circa 1962.

But Dick and Mary 30 years later, not so much.

by Anonymousreply 5709/18/2012

Horshack and Barbarino

Uncle French and Jody

Jack Wilde and H.R. PufnStuf

Miss Myrna from Romper Room had to be a freak in bed.

by Anonymousreply 5809/18/2012

Howard Sprague was Goober Pyle's bitch.

Howard the total nerd and pencil pusher loved a man with grease permanently packed under his fingernails!

by Anonymousreply 5909/18/2012

James Evans of Good Times.

by Anonymousreply 6009/18/2012

Detective Benson

by Anonymousreply 6109/18/2012

The second Darrin, while better looking, was a total bitch and mean to Sam. First Darrin was totally in love with her so, yea, he wins.

However, Serena had to be the best.....hundreds of years as a the biggest slut in the Cosmos teaches a girl a thing or two.

by Anonymousreply 6209/18/2012

Cary Argos (Good Wife) Bobby Ewing (Dallas) Victoria Grayson (Revenge) Alex P. Keaton (Family Ties)

by Anonymousreply 6309/18/2012

Fred and Ethel Mertz. It's always the ones you don't think would be good in bed who WOW!

by Anonymousreply 6409/18/2012

The first Darren was indeed homely but funny and had way more personality than Sargent who was better looking but very blah.

by Anonymousreply 6509/18/2012

Cosmo Kramer, BDF and I have no doubt pounded pussy with great enthusiasm. I also think he would have fucked Jerry into a limp rag if Jerry had offered his hole.

by Anonymousreply 6609/18/2012


by Anonymousreply 6709/18/2012

Bob and Emily Hartley

by Anonymousreply 6809/18/2012

Homer Simpson. He must really ring Marge's bell because there is no other reason a woman would put up with his nonsense.

by Anonymousreply 6909/18/2012

Sons of Anarchy: Jackson 'Jax' Teller Jean Carlos 'Juice' Ortiz Happy

by Anonymousreply 7009/18/2012

Robbie from My Three Sons.

by Anonymousreply 7109/18/2012

John Black owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 7209/18/2012

Emma Pillsbury

Rosalyn Shays

Patty Hewes

Herman Styles

Wednesday Adams

Ruben Kincaid

by Anonymousreply 7309/18/2012

Morticia and Gomez. You know there was some freaky shit going on.

Shaggy, that stoner dude.

by Anonymousreply 7409/18/2012

For one night with James West I would give everything I have.

by Anonymousreply 7509/18/2012

No mention of Chuck Connors widowed dad in THE RIFLEMAN?! Talk about a hot,rough fuck!

by Anonymousreply 7609/18/2012

Rob Petrie.

by Anonymousreply 7709/18/2012

Victor Newman

by Anonymousreply 7809/18/2012

Captain Kirk

by Anonymousreply 7909/18/2012

John Crichton(Farscape) especially during his most insane moments(the crazy ones can be a lot of fun). Also, Jack Harkness from Torchwood probably has tons of experience.

by Anonymousreply 8009/18/2012

Steve from Petticoat Junction

by Anonymousreply 8109/18/2012

Chris Keller, Elliot Stabler, or indeed any character Chris Meloni has played.

by Anonymousreply 8209/18/2012

Don't I know it, R76!

by Anonymousreply 8309/18/2012

H.G. Wells from Warehouse 13

Cara Mason from Legend of the Seeker

Kalinda Sharma from The Good Wife

by Anonymousreply 8409/18/2012

Buddy Sorrell and Mel Cooley were probably like horny bunnies.

by Anonymousreply 8509/18/2012

Brian Kinney

Eric from True Blood

Pam from True Blood

Joan Holloway

by Anonymousreply 8609/18/2012

Edith and Archie Bunker were into SCAT

by Anonymousreply 8709/18/2012

Faith. The way she looked at Buffy sometimes...

by Anonymousreply 8809/18/2012

Mr. Mooney

Ronnie Burns

Dennis Day

by Anonymousreply 8909/18/2012

Mr. Spock

by Anonymousreply 9009/18/2012

Can't believe this one hasn't already been mentioned.


He can give me the full Draper anytime.

by Anonymousreply 9109/18/2012

Sex in Space Edition:

Captain Mal "Tight Pants" Reynolds - Firefly

Captain Jack Harkness - Torchwood

Captain Jean-Luc Picard, #2 Will Riker and Worf - ST:TNG

Captain Janeway (seriously) - ST:VOY

by Anonymousreply 9209/18/2012

Definitively HG from Warehouse 13.

by Anonymousreply 9309/18/2012

Jack O'Neill and Daniel Jackson on stargate SG1

by Anonymousreply 9409/18/2012

R92 - Kaylee and Inara were probably the best in bed followed by Mal.

by Anonymousreply 9509/18/2012

Second john Redcorn

Bud Anderson

Quentin Collins

Sherrif Andy Taylor

Stan Smith

by Anonymousreply 9609/18/2012

[quote] R91: Can't believe this one hasn't already been mentioned. DON DRAPER

It's a good thing you couldn't believe it, because he was mentioned by R37 as an "obvious one."

If you read threads before posting you will have fewer surprises, chump.

by Anonymousreply 9709/18/2012

Jeff Winger

Daniel Desario

Yosemite Sam

SNL's Goat Boy

by Anonymousreply 9809/18/2012

Jack, the bar owner on Revenge.

by Anonymousreply 9909/18/2012

Stephen Colbert. I think he's up for anything.

by Anonymousreply 10009/18/2012

Dan Tana.

by Anonymousreply 10109/18/2012

Scoobey Doo.

by Anonymousreply 10209/18/2012

Thanks for the boner, r42

by Anonymousreply 10309/18/2012

I agree Captainn Kirk was probably a hot fuck. But I cannot believe any of the other Star Trek captains (with the possible exception pf Captain Janeway, who perhaps was fiery and passionate) were good in bed. Captain Archer was handsome and had by far the best body, but I bet he was dull. Captain Sisko would have been too intense and overmuch. And though there was a genuine sexiness to Picard, he would have been a stick in bed.

by Anonymousreply 10409/18/2012

Ted from "Hey Dude"

Andy Taylor

Jessie Spano

by Anonymousreply 10509/18/2012

Jack Tripper

by Anonymousreply 10609/18/2012

Mike Brady

by Anonymousreply 10709/18/2012

Kudos to the poster who said Jeff Winger. I bet he is fantastic in the sack and very well hung.

by Anonymousreply 10809/18/2012

Jenny Piccolo

Rose Nylund (we learned once Charlie had sex with her several times a night, so she was probably the most experienced of all the Golden Girls--even counting Blanche)

Suzanne Sugarbaker (though selfish, we know her husbands were incredibly attracted to her sexually)

Jack McFarland (though he was not attractive to me, he got laid constantly)

Pa Ingalls (Ma kept churning babies out like a Pex dispenser produces candies, and Ma seemed like a cold fish)

Mrs. Bradford (again, they had so many children, and I refuse to believe any character played by Dick van Patten could be the sexual dynamo)

Blake Carrington (clearly there had to be a reason why such a hot woman as Alexis desperately wanted him back, especially given that she was already rich)

J. R. Ewing (we were told multiple times on his show he was great in bed)

by Anonymousreply 10909/18/2012

A powerful rich guy being TOLD he was good in bed is not enough. Women could have just been telling him that to get his money.

If people were saying Cliff Barnes and Ray Krebbs were good in bed that's just a more credible source.

by Anonymousreply 11009/18/2012

Khal Drogo

Joan Harris

Ned Stark

by Anonymousreply 11109/18/2012

A.C. Slater

Jesse Velasquez

Danny Amatullo

Nick Amaro

Natalie Green

by Anonymousreply 11209/18/2012

Sam Malone

Woody Boyd

Carla Tortelli

by Anonymousreply 11309/18/2012

Sandra Clark

Florence Jean Castleberry

Dan Fielding

Arnie Becker

by Anonymousreply 11409/18/2012

Chuck Bass?

by Anonymousreply 11509/18/2012

Julie Cooper sucked that dick like it was a Chili's baby back rib.

by Anonymousreply 11609/18/2012

Ned Flanders, based on his nude scene in The Simpsons, where they pixilated his dong a good nine inches.

I tried to find a screen cap, but no dice. There is, however, a disturbing amount of Simpsons porn on the internet. I never realized how sick some of y'all are.

by Anonymousreply 11709/18/2012

Hank Moody.

by Anonymousreply 11809/18/2012

Darrin #1: Yes! Darrin #2: No.

Interesting seeing Alex Keaton on the list. He seemed far too uptight to be a good lay.

by Anonymousreply 11909/18/2012

Did anyone mention Barnabas Collins?

How about Newkirk from Hogan's Heroes.

My dream man, Stephen Colbert, I bet is a hoot in the sack!

by Anonymousreply 12009/18/2012

Stephen Colbert the actor, probably yes.

Stephen Colbert the right wing character? Probably not.

by Anonymousreply 12109/18/2012

Laura Palmer. She fucked everyone in town, including her dad.

R105 I had the worst hots for Ted.

by Anonymousreply 12209/18/2012

Irene Adler

by Anonymousreply 12309/18/2012

Blanche Devereaux

Mr. Kotter

Mag Numb T C, too.

OH heck, who knows how Higgins woulda been..

Hawkeye Pierce!

Macmillian and wife

Sophia Petrillo probably knew a thing or two under the sheets!

Sam the butcher seemed like he knew how to have a good time. Funny how he was always at the Brady house in the early morning hours. Delivering meat? I'm sure he was, I'm sure he was...Yeah, right. Meat delivery...:)

Mel of diner fame. I always wanted to get that tshirt offa him.

by Anonymousreply 12409/18/2012

Tony on Whos the Boss...ooh, that bee-hind. Sigh.

Mike Brady I second that one.

The bearded guy from Tool Time

Lloyd Bridge's character

Mother from Bewitched!

I had a childhood crush on Greg Brady. I still have a thing for older men. Then I graduated to fantasies of Mr. Brady.

The Camel cigarettes guy. What a macho hunk. I learned he died recently. Sad.

The Marlboro man.

by Anonymousreply 12509/18/2012

Zack Morris's dad on "Saved by the Bell."

The dad with a beard on "My Two Dads"

Xena: Warrior Princess

by Anonymousreply 12609/18/2012

R127 - My bet is that Gabrielle was better in bed than Xena.

by Anonymousreply 12709/18/2012

Lee Stetson - Scarecrow & Mrs. King

Remington Steele - Remington Steele

KC Kolowski - China Beach

Dr. Maura Isles - Rizzoli & Isles

by Anonymousreply 12809/18/2012

Rose Nyland.

by Anonymousreply 12909/18/2012

r54 - John Redcorn, haha!

by Anonymousreply 13009/18/2012

Another vote for Eddie Haskell

by Anonymousreply 13109/18/2012

Clementine from Eternal Sunshine

by Anonymousreply 13209/18/2012

Cesar the Dog Whisperer

by Anonymousreply 13309/19/2012

Trampas from "The Virginian"

by Anonymousreply 13409/19/2012

Reverand Camden from Seventh Heaven. You just know he could throw the high hard one like a champ.

by Anonymousreply 13509/19/2012

I've been watching Season One of Bewitched, and I swear to GOD last night I said to myself, "Damn. I bet Darrin threw a mean fuck."

by Anonymousreply 13609/19/2012

r123, I bet Jim Moriarty would throw a crazy mean fuck.

Greg Lestrade - dirty & fun.

by Anonymousreply 13709/19/2012

Rose Nylund, did, after all, kill a couple men during sex.

by Anonymousreply 13809/19/2012

Tony Soprano

Fuck me on the pool table, in the boat, in the pool, on top of Ginny Sac

raw cum inside me

by Anonymousreply 13909/19/2012

Bubba Higgins.

by Anonymousreply 14009/19/2012

Ward Cleaver, mucho macho daddy and total bottom

James West, who obviously liked being stripped and abused

by Anonymousreply 14109/19/2012

Ward Cleaver probably secretly visited the local gay bars wearing full leather drag including assless chaps.

by Anonymousreply 14209/19/2012

Alexander, the other side of Dawn. After all, he did it for a living (and he was hot, hot, HOT).

by Anonymousreply 14309/19/2012

Mr. Greenjeans

and Lassie, of course.

by Anonymousreply 14409/19/2012

[quote] Hymie on "Get Smart" - hey, he's a robot - he could go all night without ever getting tired.

I haven't thought of him in ages, what a blast from the past. I was hot for Hymie as a young gayling.

by Anonymousreply 14509/19/2012

Woody from Cheers. Young, dumb, and full of cum.

by Anonymousreply 14609/19/2012

Everyone from Battlestar Galactica. Being stuck in space with the same old people made each of them look sex starved.

by Anonymousreply 14709/19/2012

Another vote for Bubba Higgins

by Anonymousreply 14809/19/2012

Jake Cutter - or am I the only one who remembers that show?

Michael Mancini

Dr Owen (Grey's)

by Anonymousreply 14909/19/2012

Blaine Anderson - but it's just because I wanna fuck Darren Criss

by Anonymousreply 15009/19/2012

Rick Grimes

Darryl Dixon

by Anonymousreply 15109/19/2012

R36 is so right. Sociopathic middle-aged suburban frau/herr hatesex is probably hotter and more depraved than anything the Folsom Street Fair could ever hope to cook up.

by Anonymousreply 15209/19/2012

I'll bet Mike Brady could fuck up storm

And Potsie Weber. Definitely.

by Anonymousreply 15309/19/2012

wanted Ward Cleaver to fuck me when I was 8

by Anonymousreply 15409/19/2012

Some of us still dream the dream R154.

by Anonymousreply 15509/19/2012

Byron Sully.

Pete Cochran.

Ross Poldark.

Uncle Bentley.

Johnny Fever.

by Anonymousreply 15609/19/2012

Daryl Dixon (after a nice long soapy shower)

Shane Walsh

by Anonymousreply 15709/20/2012

R154, R155, Ward Cleaver was probably getting pounded by Eddie Haskell whenever June was out of town.

by Anonymousreply 15809/20/2012

[quote]Another vote for Bubba Higgins

And another

by Anonymousreply 15909/20/2012

The good ones I thought of have been mentioned. One that comes to mind that would probably be bad is Ralph and Alice Kramden. Not that the fat slob could do anything with that big old belly in the way.

by Anonymousreply 16009/20/2012

James Evans. HAVE MERCAY!!!

by Anonymousreply 16109/20/2012


by Anonymousreply 16209/20/2012

Todd Manning/Victor Lord

by Anonymousreply 16309/20/2012

Just give me Robert Conrad and you can have everyone else.

by Anonymousreply 16409/20/2012

We have the same tastes, R164

by Anonymousreply 16509/20/2012

Robert Conrad's butt made me gay.

by Anonymousreply 16609/21/2012

James Franciscus.

Charlton Heston musta gotten it on good with Zira.

Yes, Ward Cleaver must have been sizzlin' under the sheets. Sigh.

The character Magnum, surely.

Miss Piggy surely is a powerhouse in the sack.VA VA VA Voommmmm!

by Anonymousreply 16709/21/2012

R167, you have excellent taste. Well, excepting Miss Piggy.

by Anonymousreply 16809/21/2012

I would like to have had rag doll sex with Robert Conrad, and I would have been the rag doll.

by Anonymousreply 16909/21/2012

Robert Conrad wearing nothing but his chaps and boots, tied up and gagged, please.

by Anonymousreply 17009/21/2012

[R170], I'd be ok with being either tied up or untied. Actually, I could go for both!

by Anonymousreply 17109/21/2012

R167, Zira? Heston must have gotten it on good with Franciscus! Or was it Ward Cleaver having a parent-teacher conference with Mr. Novak?

by Anonymousreply 17209/21/2012

Silas Botwin

by Anonymousreply 17309/21/2012

Speedracer is a lousy bottom

by Anonymousreply 17409/21/2012

Magnum, [bold]P[/bold]enis [bold]I[/bold]mmense

by Anonymousreply 17509/21/2012

[quote]Robert Conrad's butt made me gay.

Me too

by Anonymousreply 17609/21/2012

Robert Conrad's butt made several hundred thousand men gay.

by Anonymousreply 17709/21/2012

Sgt Carter from Gomer Pyle

Canteen boy

by Anonymousreply 17809/21/2012

I wonder what Conrad's butt tasted like after a long day of filming TWWW.

by Anonymousreply 17909/21/2012

It was Conrad's tit-muscles that drove me crazy. I wanted to tie him up and play with his nipples until he came.

by Anonymousreply 18009/21/2012

Jarrod Barkley - "The Big Valley"

by Anonymousreply 18109/23/2012

Jack O'Neill (Richard Dean Anderson) on Stargate.

by Anonymousreply 18201/01/2013

What is it with eldergays and Robert Conrad?

by Anonymousreply 18301/01/2013

Sam Carter also on Stargate.

by Anonymousreply 18401/01/2013

James Evans from Good Times

Jarrod Barkley from The Big Valley

Bobby Ewing from Dallas

Gary Ewing from Knots Landing

by Anonymousreply 18501/01/2013

Andy Travis

by Anonymousreply 18601/01/2013

All you Bubba lovers beat me to it. I was going to add Bubba and Uncle Vint, who was actually handsome and built under the doofus character.

by Anonymousreply 18701/01/2013

Why does everyone keep mentioning Ward Cleaver? He was always rough on the beaver.

Sue Ann Nivens could suck a basketball through twenty feet of garden hose.

by Anonymousreply 18801/01/2013

Stephen Colbert on "The Colbert Report".

Wonder if we ever get a real life Stephen Colbert sex scandal.

by Anonymousreply 18901/01/2013

Dylan McKay

by Anonymousreply 19001/01/2013

He was hot, R183. It's not complicated.

by Anonymousreply 19101/01/2013

Burt Chance - I speak from experience.

by Anonymousreply 19201/01/2013


by Anonymousreply 19301/01/2013

Aiden in Revenge. Mmmmmm . . .

by Anonymousreply 19401/01/2013

Speaking of about Bubba from "In The Heat of The Night?"

by Anonymousreply 19501/02/2013

Ritchie Cunningham

by Anonymousreply 19601/02/2013

Jonathan and Jennifer Hart

Charlie Townsend

Mr. Roarke

by Anonymousreply 19701/02/2013

Deacon Claybourne on Nashville. He looks like he could tear it up.

by Anonymousreply 19801/03/2013

Vinnie Terranova (Wiseguy)

by Anonymousreply 19901/03/2013

Matt Houston

Carrie Mathison

Lucy Liu

by Anonymousreply 20001/03/2013

Bo and Luke tag teaming. Pure country sweat. But still clean and wholesome and good-smellin'.

by Anonymousreply 20101/03/2013

Magnum PI. Looks like he woulda been fun between the sheets.

Fred Flintstone, yes. There must be a reason Wilma always looked happy.But Barney Rubble? Naah.

by Anonymousreply 20201/03/2013

I imagine Emma Peel from "The Avengers," played by Dame Diana Rigg, could throw a mean fuck and I'm not even into women.

I'm still fanning myself to cool off from the idea of Bo and Luke Duke going at it.

by Anonymousreply 20301/03/2013

You find Bo and Luke, shirts off, jeans tight, bound and gagged in a barn where the bad guys left them. You come to the rescue, start to untie them and Bo says "What's the hurry?" You've got 'em all to yourself and them to each other.

Now I'm just teasing you... but funny thing is it's not that far off from what really happened on the show each week. They knew their audience.

by Anonymousreply 20401/03/2013

[quote]Reverand Camden from Seventh Heaven. You just know he could throw the high hard one like a champ.

And yet that tarty wife of his fucked God-knows-who to get knocked up and produce a daughter who was clearly not related to the Reverend.

by Anonymousreply 20501/04/2013

[quote]You find Bo and Luke, shirts off, jeans tight, bound and gagged in a barn where the bad guys left them. You come to the rescue, start to untie them and Bo says "What's the hurry?" You've got 'em all to yourself and them to each other.


by Anonymousreply 20601/04/2013

[all posts by right wing shit-stain # a removed.]

by Anonymousreply 20701/04/2013

Another vote for Emma Peel

by Anonymousreply 20801/04/2013

Dale Cooper, Dex Dexter and Josiah Bartlet.

by Anonymousreply 20901/04/2013

Yup, Dex Dexter.

Sam Elliot. Fan me, I'm overheatin'...

In a weird sorta way, Higgins, maybe role playing some kinda Dom role.

by Anonymousreply 21001/04/2013

Ari Gold can fuck me anytime he wants

by Anonymousreply 21101/04/2013

Any of the Hathaways except for Peggy Cass.

by Anonymousreply 21201/04/2013

Goran (forget his character name) - ER

Bobby Simone - NYPD Blue

Brenda - 6 Ft Under

by Anonymousreply 21301/04/2013

Bernie, from Weekend at Bernie's.

Yes, I know that that was originally a movie, but surely any of us who saw it would have happened upon it on television; we wouldn't pay for such dreck.

by Anonymousreply 21401/04/2013

Barney Fife

by Anonymousreply 21501/04/2013

Barney Fife's constant shaking would render him as sexually satisfying as a palsied urologist.

by Anonymousreply 21601/04/2013

OUAT' Regina Mills, aka the Evil Queen. Has sexual chemistry with everyone on the show, even though she is supposed to hate everyone.

Also Capt. Hook on the show. First guy wearing eyeliner who looks like he knows what to do in the sack.

by Anonymousreply 21701/04/2013

How could I have forgotten Barney Miller, in that police show?

Gabe Kotter, had to be good in between the sheets.

Meathead? Maybe.

by Anonymousreply 21801/04/2013

Ms. Betty Slocombe. She had a great pussy.

by Anonymousreply 21901/04/2013


LOL. I loved that show.

by Anonymousreply 22001/04/2013

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by Anonymousreply 22101/04/2013

Hank Moody of Californication.

by Anonymousreply 22201/04/2013

Holy crap, Eldergay thread alert!

Who ARE most of these people?

by Anonymousreply 22301/04/2013

Many years ago, when Mark Harmon was young and I was even younger, he was on a short-lived show called "Flamingo Road" where his character, Fielding Carlyle was married to a rich girl, Constance Weldon Semple Carlyle, who was played by then young Morgan Fairchild. I guess the Carlyles were good in bed because they got me off every week just watching them on TV.

by Anonymousreply 22401/04/2013

Uncle Joe, he wasn't REALLY those girl's uncle, but why do you think they kept him around? He was HOT in bed.

by Anonymousreply 22501/04/2013

Captain Jack Harkness

by Anonymousreply 22601/04/2013

Professor Everett, if I can lose Nanny and the kids, and get him back into his leathers!

by Anonymousreply 22701/04/2013


Mr. Furley

by Anonymousreply 22801/04/2013

Laura Palmer.

by Anonymousreply 22901/04/2013

I'll bet Onslo coulda been fun..put him in leather and bring him to a dungeon...Capt. Peacock, maybe.

Forget Richard.

Emmett...interesting closet case vibe,IMO.

by Anonymousreply 23001/05/2013

Gonzo Gates, on "Trapper John, MD" Gregory Harrison took the mantel from Pernell Roberts, who didn't even bother to bring his rug to work.

by Anonymousreply 23101/05/2013

Al Bundy

by Anonymousreply 23201/05/2013

Mr. Spock. So reserved most of the time but you just know that he is a total freak in bed and would fuck you violently until you were raw.

by Anonymousreply 23301/05/2013

Harlan Judd from "Eyes"

"Justified's" Raylan Givens

Ka D'Argo and Chiana from "Farscape"

another vote for John Redcorn

by Anonymousreply 23401/05/2013

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by Anonymousreply 23501/05/2013

David Addison

Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz

Mrs. Kotter

Julie Your Cruise Director

Dan Tana

Peter Brady

Tommy Bradford

Donald Hollinger/Joe Warner

Casey Hughes

Scotty Baldwin

The Church Lady (SNL)

Mr. Tuddball & Mrs. A-Wiggins

Gordy The Weatherman

DJ Pauly D

Richard Campbell

Brad Snyder (Austin Pecker version)

by Anonymousreply 23601/05/2013

Data - ST:NG

by Anonymousreply 23701/05/2013

What do you think Detective Elliot Stabler's dick would be like? Give details please. Note: it is not necessarily the same as Chris Keller's dick on OZ - different character, different body!

by Anonymousreply 23801/05/2013


You know he could fuck like a machine

by Anonymousreply 23901/05/2013

R236 that is the most random list in the history of EVER.

by Anonymousreply 24001/05/2013

I like the Woody from Cheers suggestion. He was such a dumb but hot dude.

Owen from Grey's Anatomy too. I hate that character, but Kevin McKidd's fine ginger ass has made me moist.

Andy on WKRP. Those tight jeans...yum.

A four way with Andy and Bo and Luke Duke...or maybe a five way if we throw in Cole Gioberti from Falcon crest.....

by Anonymousreply 24101/06/2013

Who else? Well? Hmmmmmnnn??

by Anonymousreply 24201/06/2013

JJ Evans would tear it up!

by Anonymousreply 24301/06/2013

I bet Eb would make you tap out.

by Anonymousreply 24401/06/2013

Nick Adams from The Rebel.

by Anonymousreply 24501/06/2013

TV characters who are probably good in bed? Why not Zoidberg?

by Anonymousreply 24601/06/2013


Always Wally.

by Anonymousreply 24701/06/2013

Balki Baltokomis (sic), Perfect Strangers. I could spot sizemeat on him every episode. Plus he was childlike adventurous.

by Anonymousreply 24801/06/2013

OMG, yes---r199 wins!


Adam Troy.

Lennie Briscoe.

Napoleon Solo.

T. H. E. Cat.

John Drake (Secret Agent Man).

Dr. Ben Casey.

by Anonymousreply 24901/06/2013

Tony Banta

by Anonymousreply 25001/06/2013

Carmine Ragusa

by Anonymousreply 25101/11/2013

Brenda Chenowith.

by Anonymousreply 25201/13/2013

Casey "JJ" Moss was rocking his shirtless bed scenes with Granny Eve yesterday. Nice to see he let his chest hair grow in and there were several hairy pit glimpses.

by Anonymousreply 25302/12/2015

Derek Morgan

by Anonymousreply 25402/12/2015


by Anonymousreply 25502/12/2015

Bret Maverick....

by Anonymousreply 25602/12/2015

Buz Murdock.....

by Anonymousreply 25702/12/2015

I'll bet that Andrew Van De Kamp from "Desperate Housewives" is great in bed.

by Anonymousreply 25802/12/2015

Laughingly agreeing with all the votes for John Redcorn..hottest cartoon ever!

by Anonymousreply 25902/13/2015

TJ Daniels from the soap Santa Barbara

by Anonymousreply 26002/14/2015

I agree that Dick York was much better looking. Sargent looked older and had a big forehead.

by Anonymousreply 26105/24/2015

Noah Mayer

by Anonymousreply 26205/24/2015
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