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The Biggest Load You Ever...

shot, had shot all over you etc.

by Anonymousreply 2611/19/2012

I almost drowned

by Anonymousreply 109/16/2012

What a pitiful pitiful subject for a thread.

by Anonymousreply 209/16/2012

You're soaking in it.

by Anonymousreply 309/16/2012

my loads visibly resemble the pina colada version of the slushies that hit people's faces on Glee.

by Anonymousreply 409/16/2012

It went out a window in Dallas and totally covered a grassy knoll across the street. It caused quite a stir. It must have done some damage.

by Anonymousreply 509/16/2012

Twenty-two pounds of filthy, soiled, blood-stained synthetic hunting apparel worn for three days in the rain. My biggest load ever.

by Anonymousreply 609/16/2012

I just sucked off a latino guy who came so much that the cum was dribbling out of my mouth and onto my shirt. I'm good at swallowing and this is the first time this has ever happened to me. He shot my mouth full of jizz and there was still more--good times.

by Anonymousreply 709/16/2012

mmmmm R7 those are the stories we want to hear.

by Anonymousreply 809/16/2012

Since you asked...

My partner shoots huge loads. Huge. Like 10 -12 big, pulsing, throbbing spurts. Just about every time. Thick, white, and creamy. It's delicious and I never leave a drop when I suck him off. I find it a little, huh, problematic when he fucks me. But don't take that as too much of a complaint.

And I would be wondering, so...

A little more than 6. Nicely thick. He has big hangers.

by Anonymousreply 909/16/2012

I talked about this in another thread, but the porn star Spike, whom I hired years ago, shot a voluminous load all over my face and chest. I was reveling in it until he said "Umm aren't you going to clean off your face now?"

by Anonymousreply 1009/16/2012

My Grindr hookup on Wednesday night. He was 19, which is maybe why. He almost drowned me. All over my face, in my hair, in my mouth, in my eyes, on my neck. I smelled like I fell into a vat of bleach.

by Anonymousreply 1109/16/2012

R11 YUMMY did he have a tight hairy hole??? Cut or Uncut? Big Bush?

by Anonymousreply 1209/16/2012

I sucked off a toothless hobo once and due to the volume of semen and the strange curvature of his penis, streams of jizz spewed out of my nose.

by Anonymousreply 1309/16/2012

Up until my mid 30's or so I used to shoot huge loads. And I do mean shoot.

Now not so much shoot but still produce a lot of cum.

by Anonymousreply 1409/16/2012

I was nicknamed "the fountain" when I was younger. An ex-boyfriend would say that if I would lay on my back and masturbate I'd hit the wall behind my head no matter what, no matter where the wall was.

But that was back in the day. . . .

by Anonymousreply 1509/16/2012

I love you R15.

by Anonymousreply 1609/16/2012

R15: Me too. I used to be able to easily hit the wall behind my head.

by Anonymousreply 1709/16/2012

I hit the wall behind my bed, too. I had voluminous amounts of cum and could shoot like a pistol. Sigh. That sort of thing ended around the time I turned 40, sadly.

by Anonymousreply 1809/16/2012

I was a shooter, too. I was a gymnast and we all would talk about how the exercise and muscle control and development must have produced the effect - we jerked off together to show each other and compare distances and amounts.

I had one bf who wouldn't let me cum inside him because he said it hurt.

Now, less. Plenty of volume but it seldom goes more than a foot.

by Anonymousreply 1909/17/2012

black twink escort in FL. I was at Disney for a conference, met him on craiglist. He came over, was as advertised, chocolate skin, toned, 6 pack, nice bubble ass. I sucked him for a bit and then he was rubbing against me. Before I knew it (and with no warning) he was shooting a HUGE fucking load. Must have been 8 or 9 spurts, I was covered in jizz. About halfway through I managed to shift around and get my mouth on it and swallowed the rest.

yeah i know.

but you asked.

by Anonymousreply 2009/18/2012

It was really big, OP. Really big. Do you want c.c. stats? I can't provide them.

by Anonymousreply 2109/18/2012

i still pop myself in the eyes and hair if i'm not careful

by Anonymousreply 2209/18/2012

I am a cumhound, as I assume most DL'ers are, but big loads are one of those things that really DO require photos, no amount of verbosity can capture the heat of a huge, long-distance cumshot. But still, kudos to OP for attempting a hot topic. I have had and seen some damn nice ones, but was too busy to be filming em, sad to say.

by Anonymousreply 2309/18/2012

A rare book dealer

by Anonymousreply 2409/20/2012

I produced my most amazing load while rubbing one out after I stopped taking Effexor, which had rendered me totally unable to cum for over a year. Huge and kind of, well, chunky. My balls actually hurt afterward.

by Anonymousreply 2509/20/2012

Just now at the Habanna Inn in OKC. Mixed asian/black guy. He blew a huge load over the picture window. Thick white at the top, as it ran down it got watery.

by Anonymousreply 2611/19/2012
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