Hi there, my name is Aviva!
I have many phobias that I'd like to discuss ad nauseum. I'd also like for you to be grateful for my presence. I nice banner to welcome me whenever I arrive would be a nice touch.
Oh, and one of my legs is a prosthesis. Remind me to tell you about my childhood accident. Oh never mind, no need to remind me, as I'll be telling you all about it again and again.
So enough from me. What do YOU think about me?
|by Aviva||reply 27||11/10/2012|
You're a bloody bore cupcake and can hardly wait to dump your ass.
|by Aviva||reply 1||09/11/2012|
Calm down!!! Take a Xanax!!!
|by Aviva||reply 2||09/11/2012|
For some reason I am fascinated by Aviva's teeth. She reminds me of Bugs Bunny with those bucktoothed chompers.
And she's smart enough to know that she came across like a real douche these last two episodes so she's been on a frantic press 'tour' over the the past week to apologize for her behavior. Her blog on Bravo this week starts out, "I was a jerk." (And Sonja refers to her a "A-diva" throughout her blog this week!)
I was also fascinated by how Ramonja reacted to Aviva's "white trash" remark. The fact that they got a kick out of it was pretty amazing. A-diva would have gone ballistic if that remark had been thrown her way. (Although Lord knows George doesn't exactly behave like he's to the manor born, so I don't know where Aviva got the idea that she's some aristocratic dame.)
|by Aviva||reply 3||09/11/2012|
I have not watched most of this season, but has she always been such a bitch to the other girls? I couldn't figure out why they invited her.
Also, her husband is an asshole for that comment about "Old fat women gone wild." I guess that explains why his cunt wife has an eating disorder.
|by Aviva||reply 4||09/11/2012|
I am a lawyer, I went to Vassar, I speak several languages...
|by Aviva||reply 5||09/12/2012|
You're an annoying twat and your va-jay-jay stinks. Douche is your friend.
|by Aviva||reply 6||09/12/2012|
That is the name for a kind of aspirin. Why'd your momma name you after aspirin?
|by Aviva||reply 7||09/13/2012|
You're all just white trash!
|by Aviva||reply 9||09/13/2012|
I have no idea what you people are talking about. I guess it's because I do not watch reality TV.
|by Aviva||reply 10||09/13/2012|
I suppose this Aviva person is gay too, right?
|by Aviva||reply 11||09/14/2012|
Couldn't it just be Viva, to life, Aviva?
|by Aviva||reply 13||09/14/2012|
You're OK Aviva but I use Motrin
|by Aviva||reply 14||09/14/2012|
Never underestimate a woman born and raised in New York City.
|by Aviva||reply 15||09/14/2012|
Reid is Fran Dreschers brother.
|by Aviva||reply 17||09/14/2012|
Darling Aviana that's all well and good but can you tumble in eighteen languages?
|by Aviva||reply 18||09/14/2012|
Reid is HOT!!! I want him.
|by Aviva||reply 19||09/14/2012|
Reid is old and overweight. Blelch.
|by Aviva||reply 20||09/14/2012|
So pretty and sooooo boring.
|by Aviva||reply 21||09/14/2012|
Ramona's husband has a smokin' hot body for his age. The face, not so much.
|by Aviva||reply 22||09/14/2012|
I adore Ramona. I would love to see her go head to head with Teresa Giudice.
|by Aviva||reply 23||09/14/2012|
It's not about Ramona, r23! It's about the CHILDREN... WHO ARE... MISSING... LIMBS!
|by Aviva||reply 24||09/14/2012|
I'd respond to this thread but I'm crazy busy prepping for the party I'm throwing for Aviva!
|by Aviva||reply 25||09/15/2012|
Is there a new housewives thread?
|by Aviva||reply 26||09/21/2012|