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Jeremy Renner as Hansel in Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters

Seriously. This makes Snakes on a Plane look like Tolstoy.

by Anonymousreply 2205/27/2013

Worst thing ... it looks really boring (and the 'special effects' look quite 'Van Helsing' like)

by Anonymousreply 109/10/2012

Is this a movie that will premier in the new movie of the week Saturday night timeslot on SyFy Channel?

Two-Headed Shark Attack was the premier this weekend, and it it destined to make the AFI poll one day.

by Anonymousreply 209/10/2012

These cheapo SyFy movies are going from bad to camp, and some are hilarious. I think I'll watch this one.

by Anonymousreply 309/10/2012

This is an old movie but they saved it until after Renner raised his Q with "Bourne Legacy."

by Anonymousreply 409/10/2012

Who is this guy fucking? He's not leading man material at all yet he seems to have a lot of hype lately. Several threads have been started about him and I keep seeing his name mentioned in gossip rags but he is UNATTRACTIVE as hell.

by Anonymousreply 509/10/2012

Well ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER flopped, so I have a feeling this will meet a similar fate.

by Anonymousreply 609/10/2012

Obama likes the gays.

by Anonymousreply 709/10/2012

Why haven't his agents forced him to get some sort of youth surgery? He looks more like her grandfather than her brother.

by Anonymousreply 809/12/2012

It's currently at 13% on Rotten Tomatoes.

It was filmed in 2011 and supposed to be released almost a year ago.

Bombs away!

by Anonymousreply 901/25/2013

Incredibly, it's number one at the box office!

by Anonymousreply 1001/27/2013

Are you surprised? Just look at the box office for Breaking Dawn 2 or The hobbit. People are sheep.

by Anonymousreply 1101/27/2013

Norbitt was number one at the Box Office as well, R10. People are, by and large, morons.

by Anonymousreply 1201/27/2013

I think this whole trend of updating fairy tales for 16-22 year-old audiences who like headtrippiness and/or ultraviolence is really peculiar. "Alice in Wonderland" started it all, but so far we've also had "Mirror, Mirror," "Snow White and the Huntsman," this, and soon we'll get "Jack the Giant Killer" and "Oz the Great and Powerful." It's really being done to death.

It's related to the other annoying trend of taking beloved novels or historic figures and blending them with the supernatural and/or ultraviolence: "Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter," "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies," "I am Sarah, Plain and Tall and Possessed by Satan," etc.

by Anonymousreply 1301/27/2013

Congrats on the second hit movie in a row, Jeremy. The stud's a star.

by Anonymousreply 1401/27/2013

Hopefully this is it for him. You'll be seeing less and less of him.

by Anonymousreply 1501/27/2013

You couldn't have said it better, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1601/27/2013

See, that's what I don't get, R15. You think that, and so do I. Why doesn't Renner get it too, and enjoy his A status just a little bit while he has it? He seems right miserable and angry.

by Anonymousreply 1701/27/2013

I am a studly, tall, heterosexual man!!!

by Anonymousreply 1801/28/2013

He is 100% pure Het Hotness! Total testosterone.

He makes me moister than a snack cake. No wonder his girlfriend is pregnant!

by Anonymousreply 1901/28/2013

I have not seen one good review for this movie. In fact, they've all been horrible.

This is just a blip on the radar screen for Jeremy. He should bounce back with a better movie.

by Anonymousreply 2002/03/2013

This movie is on 3 screens where I am! In IMAX and 3-D as well.

by Anonymousreply 2102/07/2013

Absolute crap.

by Anonymousreply 2205/27/2013
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