Seriously. This makes Snakes on a Plane look like Tolstoy.
Jeremy Renner as Hansel in Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
|by Anonymous||reply 22||05/27/2013|
Worst thing ... it looks really boring (and the 'special effects' look quite 'Van Helsing' like)
|by Anonymous||reply 1||09/10/2012|
Is this a movie that will premier in the new movie of the week Saturday night timeslot on SyFy Channel?
Two-Headed Shark Attack was the premier this weekend, and it it destined to make the AFI poll one day.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||09/10/2012|
These cheapo SyFy movies are going from bad to camp, and some are hilarious. I think I'll watch this one.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||09/10/2012|
This is an old movie but they saved it until after Renner raised his Q with "Bourne Legacy."
|by Anonymous||reply 4||09/10/2012|
Who is this guy fucking? He's not leading man material at all yet he seems to have a lot of hype lately. Several threads have been started about him and I keep seeing his name mentioned in gossip rags but he is UNATTRACTIVE as hell.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||09/10/2012|
Well ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER flopped, so I have a feeling this will meet a similar fate.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||09/10/2012|
Obama likes the gays.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||09/10/2012|
Why haven't his agents forced him to get some sort of youth surgery? He looks more like her grandfather than her brother.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||09/12/2012|
It's currently at 13% on Rotten Tomatoes.
It was filmed in 2011 and supposed to be released almost a year ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||01/25/2013|
Incredibly, it's number one at the box office!
|by Anonymous||reply 10||01/26/2013|
Are you surprised? Just look at the box office for Breaking Dawn 2 or The hobbit. People are sheep.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||01/27/2013|
Norbitt was number one at the Box Office as well, R10. People are, by and large, morons.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||01/27/2013|
I think this whole trend of updating fairy tales for 16-22 year-old audiences who like headtrippiness and/or ultraviolence is really peculiar. "Alice in Wonderland" started it all, but so far we've also had "Mirror, Mirror," "Snow White and the Huntsman," this, and soon we'll get "Jack the Giant Killer" and "Oz the Great and Powerful." It's really being done to death.
It's related to the other annoying trend of taking beloved novels or historic figures and blending them with the supernatural and/or ultraviolence: "Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter," "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies," "I am Sarah, Plain and Tall and Possessed by Satan," etc.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||01/27/2013|
Congrats on the second hit movie in a row, Jeremy. The stud's a star.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||01/27/2013|
Hopefully this is it for him. You'll be seeing less and less of him.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||01/27/2013|
You couldn't have said it better, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||01/27/2013|
See, that's what I don't get, R15. You think that, and so do I. Why doesn't Renner get it too, and enjoy his A status just a little bit while he has it? He seems right miserable and angry.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||01/27/2013|
I am a studly, tall, heterosexual man!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 18||01/28/2013|
He is 100% pure Het Hotness! Total testosterone.
He makes me moister than a snack cake. No wonder his girlfriend is pregnant!
|by Anonymous||reply 19||01/28/2013|
I have not seen one good review for this movie. In fact, they've all been horrible.
This is just a blip on the radar screen for Jeremy. He should bounce back with a better movie.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||02/03/2013|
This movie is on 3 screens where I am! In IMAX and 3-D as well.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||02/07/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 22||05/27/2013|