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Henry Cavill movie flops beyond belief

"Cold Light of Day" fails to even make Top 10 on weakest weekend of the year.

by Anonymousreply 6709/08/2013

Until yesterday, I never even heard of this movie. Were there any tv, radio or print ads for this?

I wonder if that blind item from earlier in the year about the actor (who was sick and tired of being blamed for his films tanking) packing up and heading back to his home country for good is about Henry? The consensus at the time was that it was Taylor Kitsch, but now I'm not so sure.

by Anonymousreply 109/08/2012

I would assume its Taylor Kitsch.

Henry Cavill hasn't had any major movies tank yet.

The big test will be Superman in 2013.

by Anonymousreply 209/08/2012

I saw it yesterday. Not as bad as Immortals but sucked just the same. Henry's looking much older than his 29 years.

by Anonymousreply 309/16/2012

Saw it last week. Bad, bad movie. Bruce Willis and Sigorney Weaver were collecting pay checks and Cavill was WOODEN, pretty, but an awful performance.

by Anonymousreply 409/16/2012

He was too sexy for his own good. I'd fuck him on that boat.

by Anonymousreply 509/16/2012

I hope all his movies flop and he goes back to Jake with his tail between his legs. This slut go way ahead of himself. Piece of slutbag....Get bent and take it!!

by Anonymousreply 609/17/2012

I enjoyed a wumpy Cavill. I wanted to take drag him to bed and have my way with him..

by Anonymousreply 709/17/2012

Besides his looks. He has nothing going for him. And when 'Man of Steel' burns. His career could die out. Just wish that hair line of his would......Hurry Henry, make a porno with those good looks of yours before your hair & your body slumps....You are going to need money to go through life. I don't think going back to Corey and bending over for him will pay of anymore.

by Anonymousreply 809/17/2012

I'd blame the directors and writers of the movie. Stop saying there's nothing else going for Henry Cavill.

by Anonymousreply 909/17/2012

I want to see him as Christian Grey in the movie adaptation of "50 Shades of Grey". I also want to see him buried deep inside me.

by Anonymousreply 1009/17/2012

This movie was a turkey to being with. It was released about 6 months ago in the UK and tanked then to poor reviews.

by Anonymousreply 1109/17/2012

oh god. We have a 50 shade whore. Do these women not understand why an actor as high as Henry will not go for degrading character like that? Fuck...the infection has reached here.

by Anonymousreply 1209/17/2012

Amen to [12] and go fuck yourself [10]. Seriously annoyed with all this christian gray comments. You should see how the poison has reached on youtube. Every fucking video with Bomer and Cavill in it, there are sluts who are fucking begging them.

I hate submissive bitches.

by Anonymousreply 1309/17/2012

Dear Henry is a weak actor but he isn't a weak cock sucker. slurp...slurp

by Anonymousreply 1409/17/2012

[quote]I enjoyed a wumpy Cavill.

He played a pussy well 'cause he really is that way in real life. Little slut is very obedient too.

by Anonymousreply 1509/17/2012

I can't wait till superman flops. Bomer would have made a better Superman. Go suck a cock Henry.

by Anonymousreply 1609/17/2012

[quote]Henry is a weak actor but he isn't a weak cock sucker.

Details please.

by Anonymousreply 1709/17/2012

I wish Vulture would do a Buy, Sell or Hold on Henry Cavill. That would be interesting.

by Anonymousreply 1809/18/2012

[quote]He played a pussy well 'cause he really is that way in real life. Little slut is very obedient too.

Tell us, R15.

by Anonymousreply 1909/18/2012

I'll echo R4. I saw it cuz it was the only thing at the theatre that seemed decent. I had never heard of it before, no ads, nothing.

Cavill is hunky and nice to look at, but he's no Matt Damon when it comes to acting, and this movie was no Bourne franchise.

I hope superman is better. I kept thinking of superman every time they showed Cavill in certain shots, with his chiseled jaw and jet black hair.

by Anonymousreply 2009/18/2012

The movie would have been more successful if Henry had done a full-frontal scene.

by Anonymousreply 2109/18/2012

I agree with [9], it was most likely the direction of this movie. I've seen a number of Cavill movie and he has been much better. And he was the best part of The Tudors.

by Anonymousreply 2209/19/2012

The fact is he just isn't a very good actor. I've seen a few of his movies and he's emotionless. Goodlooking but not that talented. He belongs in supporting roles. He isn't strong enough of an actor to carry a film as a lead.

by Anonymousreply 2309/20/2012

To me, their game of Guess Whose Breath is more disgusting to me than just about anything other than June's neck crust.

by Anonymousreply 2409/21/2012

He is still more popular than DL's pet, Bomer.

by Anonymousreply 2509/22/2012

What, R24?

by Anonymousreply 2609/22/2012

I just saw this on DVD and it's GOD AWFUL!!!!

I only saw it to see the beautiful Henry Cavill.

It got 5% on Rotten Tomatoes. I think that's 5 percentage points too high.

by Anonymousreply 2702/16/2013

Did Henry at least do some nudity, R27?

by Anonymousreply 2802/17/2013

R28, a just question my liege.

by Anonymousreply 2902/17/2013

He's terrible in that Woody Allen film as well, Whatever Works. Of course, he's not the only one.

by Anonymousreply 3002/17/2013

R28, no he didn't nor did he strip away his British accent.

He suppose to be American, but he couldn't stay in character long enough to do that.

by Anonymousreply 3102/18/2013

[quote]I just saw this on DVD and it's GOD AWFUL!!!!

[quote]He's terrible in that Woody Allen film as well, Whatever Works. Of course, he's not the only one.

I honestly don't know how he keeps getting work or why they keep trying to make him "happen". He is so wooden and boring. He doesn't have the talent to be in lead roles or carry a movie. Hell, even in small supporting roles he's mediocre.

by Anonymousreply 3202/18/2013

Mediocre? Well, that would mean that you wouldn't be too distracted by his inadequacies. He would be able to blend and mesh, not necessarily stand out in a film.

However, he can't even muster up just being mediocre.

by Anonymousreply 3302/18/2013

[quote]However, he can't even muster up just being mediocre.

Yeah, you're right. I was being too generous.

by Anonymousreply 3402/18/2013

[quote]I honestly don't know how he keeps getting work or why they keep trying to make him "happen".

Because he's good-looking and British. That's enough for Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 3502/18/2013

R28, he had some shirtless scenes. Yummy!

by Anonymousreply 3602/18/2013

[quote]Because he's good-looking and British. That's enough for Hollywood.[/quote]

The Brits are all the rave. I was half listening to a promo for the latest Zombie movie and most of the leads were Brits.

My goodness.

by Anonymousreply 3702/18/2013

[quote]he had some shirtless scenes. Yummy!

Yummy??? My goodness you sound like a pathetic fangurl.

[quote]The Brits are all the rave. I was half listening to a promo for the latest Zombie movie and most of the leads were Brits. My goodness.

All the rave for who? The flyovers who've never been to a big city or travelled out of the country? Because anyone's whose lived/lives in a big city could or traveled internationally have heard enough fucking British accents that they aren't impressed with them anymore.

Hollywood's British fascination is really getting tiresome. As if there's no other fucking culture in the world.

by Anonymousreply 3802/18/2013

Why do they allow so many British actors into Hollywood?

by Anonymousreply 3902/19/2013

I don't think I like any of you people.

by Anonymousreply 4002/19/2013

R40, the outcry is that the Brits gobbling up a lot of roles, whether or not they can act or carry an American accent.

It's like that accent is their golden ticket.

by Anonymousreply 4102/19/2013

Supposedly, some people have seen an early screening of MOS.

Here is what someone tweeted:

@amazingjr87 Varying opinions. One said he was fine but "easily replaceable" another that he was painful to watch. Others said he did ok.

@Poni_Boy @Poni_Boy Seems many found Cavill's performance lacking. CG was a bit overused but no complaints about the slow motion. And no Justice League tie-in.Out of the people I've spoken to only one is a pro critic (her reaction was the most negative). Also heard the Zimmer score isn't done yet.

@Poni_Boy Hearing a good variety of reactions to Man of Steel. Lots of praise for Micheal Shannon & Russell Crowe. Action is plentiful.

by Anonymousreply 4202/20/2013

R42, more importantly, how does Cavill's ass look in the film?

by Anonymousreply 4302/20/2013

Well, he's working hard with his beard to make sure his only film in his pocket doesn't tank.

by Anonymousreply 4402/22/2013

Every time I see photos of them I feel sorry for that beard. Not only is she totally miscast but Cavill looks completely put off by her.

by Anonymousreply 4502/23/2013

Movie like this tank because the studio thinks it sucks and refuses to spend any money advertising it.

Various contracts (stars, director, insurance) require a theatrical release, but not an advertising budget.

The studio had written this movie off long before it even hit the theaters.

by Anonymousreply 4602/23/2013

[quote]Not only is she totally miscast but Cavill looks completely put off by her.

He chose to go along with this charade, so it's his own fault.

by Anonymousreply 4702/23/2013

I guess he figured he could drink it away, since he spends his waking hours drinking himself numb.

R46, tell me more. Do you know something about MOS that we don't. I knew they pushed back this movie for a reason, and Henry ain't anyone's actor.

by Anonymousreply 4802/23/2013

He just bought himself a $5.4M home on Lake Sherwood, so you people who denied he made a lot of money for Superman know less than shit. He made around $14M and I imagine he'll be getting a lot more with his five picture deal. The guy is now A list.

Don't hate him because he's beautiful and spare me the closet case bullshit. Even I used to think he was gay (I even posted the Perez links), but now I know he's not.

He's very gay-friendly and by all accounts, a genuinely nice guy. Attacks on him are rooted in jealousy - clearly.

by Anonymousreply 4909/07/2013

said the frau

by Anonymousreply 5009/07/2013

The Henry Cavill troll is busy tonight.


by Anonymousreply 5109/07/2013

Busy? She has nothing to do, that's why she's here.

by Anonymousreply 5209/07/2013

How am I busy tonight? This was my first post on him today, R51.

Not a frau, R50. I've been on DL for a long time and there used to be REAL gossip, but now it's complete bullshit. I used to buy that Cavill was gay, but I've yet to see any proof (Keram doesn't count as proof).

There have been enough gay men who aren't in hiding who had no incentive to repeatedly lie on Cavill's behalf. They've said he is straight. The onus is on DL to prove otherwise. Like I said, even I used to post the Perez link, but having actually read the link, Perez was never saying Cavill was gay.

Miss Cavill ain't gay.

by Anonymousreply 5309/07/2013

R52, it's 12:45a and my partner's asleep. I'm doing what millions of other people are doing - wasting time on "the internets."

by Anonymousreply 5409/07/2013

I doubt you have a partner, frau

by Anonymousreply 5509/07/2013

Like clockwork, R55.

Which reminds me... DL is also lacking the originality that it once had.

by Anonymousreply 5609/07/2013

Thanks to people like you

by Anonymousreply 5709/07/2013

Sure, whatever you say, R57. Keep the insults coming. Why exactly are you "offended" by me stating the truth about the bullshit on DL surrounding some celebrities?

You have no response to what I stated about Cavill, so you're insulting me. Get over yourself, honey. If you actually cut the bullshit for two seconds, you'd know I was right.

Not a single, reliable source to claim Cavill is gay - not one. The pictures of him with his gay friend are everywhere, so it's not like they've suddenly disappeared. This friend is a gay rights advocate. You're telling me every gay guy in WeHo is lying on Cavill's behalf? To what end? Free tickets to a premiere to some shit movie he does?

My last post on this, so continue insulting me and wallow in your delusions about this guy.

by Anonymousreply 5809/07/2013

[all posts by flame bait troll #11 removed (violent racist homophobic right-wing misogynist), ISP notified with full text of all posts.]

by Anonymousreply 5909/07/2013

Cavill is gay. No straight man would have staged all those fake relationships. Get over it.

by Anonymousreply 6009/07/2013

R53, sugar, I'm a big ole dyke and don't give a shit what Henry Cavill sticks his dick into either way. But honey, you can see the flame from space. Exactly who do you think you're convincing here?

by Anonymousreply 6109/07/2013

R51 you're right. Lots of trolls around.

by Anonymousreply 6209/07/2013

[quote]He's ugly


by Anonymousreply 6309/08/2013

Kill it with fire!:

by Anonymousreply 6409/08/2013

Gay or not, the man is a beauty. The definition of physical perfection.

by Anonymousreply 6509/08/2013

Beauty is subjective. To me he looks like a plastic doll. Totally fake and uninteresting.

by Anonymousreply 6609/08/2013

[quote]To me he looks like a plastic doll. Totally fake and uninteresting.

He looks plastic and fake at appearances (a little too coiffed, but still hot), but he looks good with his more natural hair:

by Anonymousreply 6709/08/2013
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