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Jon Hamm's Massive Cock

Out shopping with his new girlfriend.

You can very clearly see his cock in these pictures. Particularly in the fifth picture.

Yummy...

by Anonymousreply 28809/03/2013

Ugly. She can take him!

by Anonymousreply 309/08/2012

Ugly R3?

Seriously?

by Anonymousreply 409/08/2012

New girlfriend? As in the one he's been with for 13 years or so? But JH is fucking gorgeous. I would dip him in honey and just go to town.

by Anonymousreply 1209/08/2012

Thanks, OP. That is so damn hot.

Hey, check out the freak to the right of the GF in picture 5

by Anonymousreply 1309/08/2012

free-balling KING

by Anonymousreply 1609/08/2012

Lucky bitch

by Anonymousreply 1809/08/2012

He sure knows how to show off. He definitely gets off from this display. He's a quasi-flasher. No other men shows as much as he does.

But that freak on the right in R15's photo is scaring me. Dear god, kill it.

by Anonymousreply 1909/08/2012

Holy shit. How is it that I never knew he had a cock the size of a dachshund?

by Anonymousreply 2209/08/2012

Just think how big it is hard with a mushroom head I want him inside me

by Anonymousreply 2309/08/2012

I want to look at it up close and personal with Hamm standing above me with a smirk on his face.

by Anonymousreply 2409/08/2012

The man is FINE. I remember the days when guys displayed like this all the time. In fact, my high school was a smorgasbord of visible penis lines and those skin tight designer jeans hugging and splitting the jock's asses.

by Anonymousreply 2509/08/2012

God is he dressed terribly, I thought he'd be more hip, but instead his look screams "I'm not gay, look how crappy I dress myself!" And the last pic really makes me suspicious they're all photo-shopped. A cock-head outline in every pic, really? I'm not buying it.

by Anonymousreply 2609/08/2012

If he ever reproduces, his great grandchildren can gather around the image album to compliment grandpa's fine cock.

"Look, there's PopPop looking like a homeless man again."

"You have his bulge, Elizabeth!"

"It's NOT a tumor!"

by Anonymousreply 2709/08/2012

That's positively obscene! And I love it to bits.

by Anonymousreply 2809/08/2012

He's clearly an exhibitionist.

by Anonymousreply 2909/08/2012

splitting the jock's asses YUMMY

by Anonymousreply 3009/08/2012

sure his loads are massive Yum

by Anonymousreply 3109/08/2012

Sweet Molly McGee!! Adding those to my Jon Hamm's enormous penis photo collection.

by Anonymousreply 3209/08/2012

Verificata complete.

Ass is watering.

Mussy moist. Mama likey.

by Anonymousreply 3309/08/2012

I can't get past those awful clothes.

by Anonymousreply 3409/08/2012

Obvious photoshop.

by Anonymousreply 3609/08/2012

NSFW NSFW NSFW

by Anonymousreply 3709/08/2012

You do realize that it might not get much bigger hard, don't you?

by Anonymousreply 3809/08/2012

Grow up, OP!

by Anonymousreply 3909/08/2012

impressive, lucky bitch!

by Anonymousreply 4009/08/2012

His dick is probably how he made his living before making any measurable amount of money from acting. But the offical claim is that he was a Waiter (though somehow I can't picture our Jonnie slinging hash for ten years post-college).

by Anonymousreply 4109/08/2012

Not sure I accept these are undoctored pics. And I ain't no size queen. I'd do him. Any way he wanted.

by Anonymousreply 4209/08/2012

Who are all the wierdos with the photoshop claims? Jon Hamm's swinging timber is not news.

There are multiple photos in multiple circumstances which show off his mighty VPL.

by Anonymousreply 4309/08/2012

How is she walking upright with that thing slamming into her cooter every night?

by Anonymousreply 4409/08/2012

As far as 100% candid cock pics go, this is the real deal. This horny bastard loves to show off his cock and nuts. Fucker probably walks around the house in a T-shirt and with his pants off, tugging it just because it feels great when you have a half hard and some weight on your cock.

by Anonymousreply 4509/08/2012

Hamm's cock is also probably one of those that protudes a bit naturally and doesn't lay flat when it's soft--thus, a noticeable bulge.

by Anonymousreply 4609/08/2012

Hamm. Ham. Delicious.

by Anonymousreply 4709/08/2012

i think its sweet that he has been with her for 12-14 years with no KIDS & MARRIGE.

but please wear some boxers.

by Anonymousreply 4809/08/2012

I'm thinking his viagra hasn't worn off yet. He needs to contact his physician.

by Anonymousreply 4909/08/2012

r48, wtf is wrong with you?

No, no, no, please *don't* wear boxers. We love your VPL.

by Anonymousreply 5009/08/2012

[quote]A cock-head outline in every pic, really? I'm not buying it.

[quote]Hamm's cock is also probably one of those that protudes a bit naturally and doesn't lay flat when it's soft

My partner has a large, high-set package with a very defined cock head. He's always sporting obvious VPL, even with boxers.

The boys can't help it.

by Anonymousreply 5109/08/2012

I had 8" last night and it was as thick as my wrist. This was a first for me and I am good and sore today.

by Anonymousreply 5209/08/2012

I never understood the phrase "trouser snake" until I saw photo #5.

by Anonymousreply 5309/08/2012

Do you all think Jon cheats on his girlfriend? Women probably are throwing themselves at him...

by Anonymousreply 5409/08/2012

Could he at least wear a pair of briefs? I mean there may be children on the street?

by Anonymousreply 5509/08/2012

r55=Mitt Romney.

PLEASE JON HAMM, show more!!!

by Anonymousreply 5609/08/2012

He's the new Peter Berlin

by Anonymousreply 5709/08/2012

Definitely on my Top 5 'I'd do anything to suck him' list. Fucking yum. All over.

by Anonymousreply 5809/08/2012

[quote] I mean there may be children on the street?

With eyes at crotch level the lucky little bastards.

by Anonymousreply 5909/08/2012

r58, that's my plan too....

sucking that huge dick.

but I'd want him to go down on me, too. Definitely.

Thanks for the thread OP.

by Anonymousreply 6009/08/2012

I'll whack 'em in the eye, I hate children.

by Anonymousreply 6109/08/2012

You're late, OP. I already created a thread about his massive cock months ago. It has more photos of his obvious VPL on it than this one.

by Anonymousreply 6209/08/2012

...hope springs eternal.

by Anonymousreply 6309/08/2012

Holy fuck, you can fucking see it from across the street. And it's not even erect! He could play croquet with that thing!

by Anonymousreply 6409/08/2012

and he is CUT YEAH!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 6509/08/2012

But r62, these particular pictures are masterpieces!

by Anonymousreply 6709/08/2012

darn He's cut

by Anonymousreply 6809/08/2012

R67, oh this IS a masterpiece...

by Anonymousreply 6909/08/2012

masterpiece

by Anonymousreply 7009/08/2012

masterCOCKpiece

by Anonymousreply 7109/08/2012

Do you think he got ahold of that fake cock that Mark Wahlberg wore in Boogie Nights?

by Anonymousreply 7209/08/2012

Can you imagine what he must look like hard? Woah.

by Anonymousreply 7309/08/2012

EWWWW Gross! Wear some undies!

by Anonymousreply 7409/08/2012

Oh, a little girl has entered our midst.

by Anonymousreply 7509/08/2012

I wonder what his nether regions smell like. Must be musty from all that walking around commando all the time. I'd LOVE to find out...

by Anonymousreply 7609/08/2012

R74 = girleena

by Anonymousreply 7709/08/2012

Look at the heft of this motherfucking package.

by Anonymousreply 7809/08/2012

Well, for ONCE we at least have a REAL VPL...and we know he's cut. I'll consider it.

by Anonymousreply 7909/08/2012

He likely goes commando so frequently because it's more comfortable than stuffing all of that meat and potatoes into ANY type of underwear.

by Anonymousreply 8009/08/2012

Hamm... the other white meat.

by Anonymousreply 8109/08/2012

once you untwist all his pubes away from that massive cock you can begin to suck slowly until he cums into your mouth

by Anonymousreply 8209/08/2012

I think he goes commando because he was virtually unknown only just a few years ago and when he was a struggling actor he didn't bother wearing underwear, nobody cared, and now that he's famous and a star, he hasn't changed his old habits.

by Anonymousreply 8309/08/2012

He has the type of dick where he can't help but have VPL. It's just gonna be there regardless. Kinda like when a chick has big boobs--you will notice them with or without a bra.

by Anonymousreply 8409/08/2012

I'm well hung too and go commando often because as a previous poster mentioned it's uncomfortable confining my package.

by Anonymousreply 8509/08/2012

ewww. Stop showing pictures of his bulge!!

by Anonymousreply 8609/08/2012

R85, if ur ever in Boston Metro West, i can dt a large man, msg me ;)

by Anonymousreply 8709/08/2012

Hamm doesn't appear to wear underwear even when he's dressed in a suit. WTF, wear underwear...and no, I don't believe he can't fit his package inside a pair of underwear.

by Anonymousreply 8809/09/2012

Why all the BS about him needing to wear underwear? he has a big package and it his business if he wants to market it. It may not be the most professional appearance at times, but going commando is his choice. others do it all the time as well.

by Anonymousreply 8909/09/2012

My ex had a large flaccid dick. And huge balls. And no matter what he wore, he had VPL. His looked very much like Hamm's. Used to be so embarrassing, actually. Like we'd be at a wedding or funeral or somewhere formal, and his junk would be bouncing around. In bed or at the beast or to show off for friends? Hotter than hell.

Oddly, my dick is a bit bigger than his, and my balls are around the same size. But for some reason, my junk hangs lower, I guess, and it never is on display. Anatomy is tricky.

by Anonymousreply 9009/09/2012

Do we think Jon Hamm has ever been with a guy?

by Anonymousreply 9109/09/2012

Commando in WOOL PANTS? That's got to be very uncomfortable, no matter how hot it looks, wool is very itching and irritating against bare skin.

I wonder how much of eyeful the SNL dressers got when Jon hosted! There are about 3 to 5 people undressing the actors and actresses for each sketch, yowser...!!!

by Anonymousreply 9209/09/2012

ITCHY, that is.

by Anonymousreply 9309/09/2012

Holy Bat Man

by Anonymousreply 9409/09/2012

Don't wool pants usually have a lining R92? Silk maybe? Run down to about the knees?

by Anonymousreply 9509/09/2012

Totally fake, look at the last picture, it's an exact outline of a penis, in detailed shape. It would not look like that if it was just a bulge

by Anonymousreply 9609/09/2012

If that one pick is real he looks like he has a semi. Not that he isn't huge but that dick is not totally flaccid especially compared to the other pics. I've gone commando and if the friction is right, you definitely get a semi. At least I do.

by Anonymousreply 9709/09/2012

As others have said, it is anatomy. My dick is above average but my ball are naturally very large (ball sack is like a small grapefruit.) The balls push everything up and forward. It is difficult to find pants that fit properly. It is like trying to fit 10 pounds of sugar in a 5 pound bag. After a few years, you just think "To hell with it and learn to cover it as best you can". It would be nice to not always show such a bulge

by Anonymousreply 9809/09/2012

I hope he wasn't trying on pants while shopping. That'd just be nasty.

by Anonymousreply 9909/09/2012

He needs a testicle bra. Hanging too low.

by Anonymousreply 10009/09/2012

I'm enjoying this focus on my crotch because when I'm out and about shopping, going for coffee, walking my dog, etc.,--and I look down--I don't see it. Thanks for all the photos, boys. Now I see what you see.

by Anonymousreply 10109/09/2012

This is what he's doing. Or something similar (nsfw).

by Anonymousreply 10209/09/2012

a close-up of Hamms eggs

by Anonymousreply 10309/09/2012

R103. Hamm needs tightty whities or a jock. He's putting his balls in danger, girl.

by Anonymousreply 10409/09/2012

He should be ashamed flaunting his penis in that way. There is no reason he could not wear underwear. Kind of gross!

by Anonymousreply 10609/09/2012

Does any one have a picture of him nude, from behind, toweling off in the men's locker room? His nutsack would look like a friggin' bulldog's.

by Anonymousreply 10709/09/2012

Photo agencies don;t photoshop and shitty UK tabloids aren't going bother shopping in a cock outline. These are real.

by Anonymousreply 10809/09/2012

They're definitely real. We've seen plenty of evidence to prove that Mr. Hamm has a massive cock.

by Anonymousreply 10909/09/2012

Mr. Hamm FYI I am always lubed and ready

by Anonymousreply 11009/09/2012

Do you really think he puts something in his pants? Kind of odd but if it got him noticed, maybe we should all try it?

by Anonymousreply 11109/09/2012

If he was trying on pants, I hope he found a sales clerk that was willing to be helpful.

by Anonymousreply 11209/09/2012

That BITCH girlfriend of his sure better count her lucky stars that she's getting shanked with that mucho gigante braciole every night.

My stars!

THAT!

MY FRIENDS..

IS

A

DONG!

by Anonymousreply 11309/09/2012

LOL R113

by Anonymousreply 11409/09/2012

He's doing this to taunt me, I know he is. I wish he'd stop. I can't get the visual of his massive VPL out of my brain. Jon, stop it, dammit!!!

by Anonymousreply 11509/09/2012

Any info as to if he has used that impressive appendage in man on man sex?

by Anonymousreply 11609/09/2012

I think he has a penile implant and it's hard all the time. There is probably a pump in his pocket. His beard just sits on it and rides and rides and rides.....

by Anonymousreply 11709/09/2012

The problem with these huge cocks is that they don't get very hard and if they do they don't stay hard very long. Last week I had this big blond dude over...6'4" and totally hot. He must have had a 10 inch dick. But, even with a cock ring he could not keep it up more than 5 minutes while I was fucking his hot blond ass. Then he blew his load while I was still deep in him. I pack an 8 by the way which my experience proves that is the ideal dick size.

by Anonymousreply 11809/09/2012

I can't act my way out of a wet paper bag but I do have a massive cock. So fuck you "little" people and esp the gays that drool over my junk. You'll fall for anything won't you?

by Anonymousreply 11909/09/2012

not anything r119, but definitely big floppy dongs on handsome men.

by Anonymousreply 12009/09/2012

There' a stripper at the gay bar I frequent who has a huge cock and it stays semi (of course he's wearing a cockring, but...)

by Anonymousreply 12109/09/2012

Good job, R118. 7/10

by Anonymousreply 12209/09/2012

He has proudly said before that he doesn't wear underwear, preferring to go commando. Can't say I blame him, from the looks of what he's packing. But really ... why? I know that exhibitionism goes hand-in-hand with acting. But come on, guy? You're there with your girlfriend/common-law wife! Strap it in, guy.

by Anonymousreply 12309/09/2012

And, by the way, who stays hard/semi-hard while walking down the street on a shopping excursion? WTF?

by Anonymousreply 12409/09/2012

He must like shopping!

by Anonymousreply 12509/09/2012

Quite frankly, she looks horrified by what he's up to in these photos. I don't think they're a hetero couple at all. She's a beard and he's flouncing his cock for the boys in every photo op he's given.

by Anonymousreply 12609/09/2012

Maybe he's just thinking about how hard he's going to fuck that lucky skag he's walking with when they get back to their hotel/apt.

by Anonymousreply 12709/09/2012

At least now we know how he got his acting gigs. Because it certainly wasn't because of his acting skills. Casting couch!

by Anonymousreply 12809/09/2012

R100 Testicle Bra! That is so funny!

by Anonymousreply 12909/09/2012

If th eman doesn't want to wear underwear, he doesn't have to ask permission. If it offends you to see his dick outlined in his pants, then don't look at it. Is it exhibitionism? Sure it is, but it's his business. Such carrying on over the man's lack of underwear.

by Anonymousreply 13009/09/2012

I am quite the bulge aficionado. I can usually tell what kind of underwear a guy is wearing or if he is wearing any at all. Basically I am addicted to checking out guy's packages in public - much like I am sure straight guys check out a girls tits.

My questions is, can someone please explain what's going on, anatomically, in the top picture with those two huge round bulges? Which one's a nut and which one is the head of his cock, or are they both his nuts going crazy? Whatever it is, it looks quite painful.

by Anonymousreply 13109/10/2012

Not massive. He is just going commando.

by Anonymousreply 13209/10/2012

I think he is gay and as I've told some of my friends...sometimes a little less, is more appropriate. Exactly who is he trying to attract?

by Anonymousreply 13309/10/2012

[quote]I am quite the bulge aficionado.

If that were true you wouldn't be asking questions, R131.

by Anonymousreply 13409/10/2012

Hamm is not wearing underwear--and he should. It's not like Hamm hasn't been online and seen (or been told) that people are talking about him. Sure, the photos are fun to see, but it's rather inappropriate to walking on the street knowing you dick is there for all to see.

by Anonymousreply 13509/10/2012

"The problem with these huge cocks is that they don't get very hard..."

For you, sadly.

by Anonymousreply 13709/10/2012

4 inches, Massive!

by Anonymousreply 13809/10/2012

118 is a fatty, living in mama's basement. PUT DOWN THE CHIPS, FLUBBY !

by Anonymousreply 13909/10/2012

He should wear jockies if not for the support, for the cleanliness aspect. I mean, his trousers must be full of cock mung. I don't want to go into a clothing store and try on a pair of slacks after someone like him has had his big ol' bloated hawg flopping around in them. It's disgusting and offensive.

He's an exhibitionist, clear and simple. Any man who would walk around like that wants people to see it.

by Anonymousreply 14009/10/2012

[quote]big ol' bloated hawg

LMFAO

[quote]If that were true you wouldn't be asking questions, [R131].

I stated that I was aficionado only to highlight the fact that there is some extreme craziness going on in that first pic. I mean what is going on there? Reminds me of the opening scene of There's Something About Mary where the potatoes ended up wedged above the meat.

by Anonymousreply 14109/10/2012

Another point of view!

by Anonymousreply 14209/10/2012

Attention whore.

by Anonymousreply 14309/10/2012

I have my sock guards on with my hairy legs kicked in the air presenting my hairy tight hole for Jon's cock

by Anonymousreply 14409/10/2012

He must always wear linen pants. There's no way -- no matter how large and in charge his dick is -- that it would look like that in chinos or other normal pants. What an exhibitionist fucktard.

by Anonymousreply 14509/12/2012

I heard his cock is getting its own area code.

by Anonymousreply 14609/12/2012

"Which one's a nut and which one is the head of his cock, or are they both his nuts going crazy? Whatever it is, it looks quite painful."

Torsion ... the new hot metrosexual fad! Sure, it hurts. But it looks good!

by Anonymousreply 14709/12/2012

R145 nailed it.

Hamm knew exactly what he was doing. Every guy does whe he wears such a revealing pair of pants such as Hamm did. What compelled him to show off his dick like that? Of course he was aware. Most pants don't reveal your religion.

by Anonymousreply 14809/12/2012

What the hell is up with this pic? Has he got two cockheads? Does one of his balls really hang THAT low??

And if that's photoshopped it's the best job I've ever seen.

by Anonymousreply 14909/12/2012

Yum. Want.

by Anonymousreply 15009/12/2012

EVERY SINGLE OF YOU HOmoS would devour his meat.

by Anonymousreply 15109/12/2012

Hamm has vitiligo.

I wonder if this condition has spread to his dick? If so, it might explain why Hamm seems compelled to show off his cock through revealing pants because perhaps he was always too embarrassed to let anyone see the real thing in the lockerroom as a younger man when it's somewhat normal to be naked.

by Anonymousreply 15209/12/2012

Bless his heart. If I had a big piece of meat like that I'd be showing it off too.

People are going to be either jealous or in lust.

Er ... those that are shocked, appalled, disgusted, etc. are people I wouldn't be interested in knowing anyway.

by Anonymousreply 15309/12/2012

Aren't most actors just dying to show off their cocks...but the R ratings won't let them? Even actors with small cocks want to expose them.

by Anonymousreply 15409/12/2012

[quote] I mean what is going on there?

Again, it's called going commando. When you walk in loose poants like that, there's a lot of bouncing around. In the pics, some of it is cock, some of it is creases. How is that not obvious to you morons?

[quote]his trousers must be full of cock mung

Not everyone has a drippy cock seeping chlamydia, dear.

by Anonymousreply 15509/12/2012

It's nice to see Jon Hamm being comfortable enough with his body and image to go commando whenever he likes. I've seen comments on other sites saying how disgusting it is, how people don't want to see things like this, etc. It's not as if he's walking around with his cock sticking out and scaring old ladies. If anything, I think it's more natural NOT to wear underwear and it's nice to know that guys such as Jon Hamm, Kevin Costner, Scott Bakula and others (including myself) feel the same way.

by Anonymousreply 15609/12/2012

He's a whore.

by Anonymousreply 15709/12/2012

[quote]Aren't most actors just dying to show off their cocks...but the R ratings won't let them? Even actors with small cocks want to expose them.

No, actors are incredibly vain and know they will be judged. Most actors don't really give a damn about being naked, but a lot of male actors will refuse to do full frontal nudity because they don't think their endowment will be impressive enough to people up on the big screen.

That is why what Michael Fassbender did wasn't brave at all, dude is hung like a horse, of course he has no issue showing it off on screen. A lot of actors who aren't so lucky feel nervous about doing that.

by Anonymousreply 15809/12/2012

My flaccid size is average and I show exactly like that if I go commando in a pair of Dockers khakis. No need to wear special linen pants to "show off." If I wear the same with boxers, provided the pants fit well, I would show the same exact bulge except with less detail- more of cotton-enveloped round sack bulge.

I even have a picture of myself wearing khakis WITH underwear, and because it was a windy day..or something.. my entire package shows, with the full outline of everything.

by Anonymousreply 15909/12/2012

I'm surprised to see these pictures everywhere after we've been gaping at his predilection for panty-lessness for years now - I guess these are the proverbial VPL that broke the camel's back.

by Anonymousreply 16009/12/2012

"My flaccid size is average and I show exactly like that if I go commando in a pair of Dockers khakis. No need to wear special linen pants to "show off." If I wear the same with boxers, provided the pants fit well, I would show the same exact bulge except with less detail- more of cotton-enveloped round sack bulge.'

OK, Delusional Doris. Whatever...

by Anonymousreply 16109/12/2012

Khakis don't show off the details of the head of your dick or the veins on it.

by Anonymousreply 16209/12/2012

My mussy gets wet whenever I think about his massive cock

by Anonymousreply 16309/12/2012

Hamm's VPL has always flown under the radar, just landing on the pages of specialty gossip sites and blogs. But I wonder now that his dick as been blown and gained major crossover attention if he will be a bit more modest, before he starts getting asked by reporters about it.

Pretty soon he will be like Dr. Oz having to go on television and explain his bulging penis.

by Anonymousreply 16409/12/2012

R164. Hamm's bulge has gone mainstream, but HuffPost showed a less obvious pic and not the recent ones showing his VPL:

Jon Hamm, 'Mad Men' Star, Steps Out In Clingy Pants:

by Anonymousreply 16509/12/2012

"He doesn’t know this, but we used to have to airbrush it out of pics sometimes,” a show insider tells me. “Jon is a big boy but sometimes it can be distracting.”

by Anonymousreply 16609/13/2012

He knows how to work those middle aged women into a froth.

by Anonymousreply 16709/13/2012

Bulge, I mean, bump.

by Anonymousreply 16809/13/2012

I'm more used to guys going commando while wearing jeans.

by Anonymousreply 16909/13/2012

Does he remind anyone else of Mike Rowe? I think they should be cast together as brothers in some made for TV movie... similar humor style as well.

by Anonymousreply 17009/13/2012

[quote]Does he remind anyone else of Mike Rowe? I think they should be cast together as brothers in some made for TV movie... similar humor style as well.

Not really. He's thinner than Mike. I do believe that Mike is probably equally as packing as Jon is, though.

by Anonymousreply 17109/13/2012

He's a narcissist. That does go with the acting territory if you think about it.

However ... He was going shopping in some of those pics. With no underwear. If he's so self-absorbed that he can't put on some underwear, do you think he's not going to try on some of those clothes he's thinking of buying? I know some of you are convulsing in orgasms right now, but what if he has crabs? Or some other social disease? The fact that he's a celebrity precludes him from doing what every other CLEAN person does when they go shopping? Namely wearing your fucking underwear. He's just another deluded celebrity fucktard who needs to go.

by Anonymousreply 17209/14/2012

[quote]Or some other social disease?

Again, Mary. Not everyone has a drippy cock seeping chlamydia.

by Anonymousreply 17309/14/2012

Just take it out already!

by Anonymousreply 17409/14/2012

Right, 174!

by Anonymousreply 17509/15/2012

I guess he isn't getting enough action, it's as if he is begging someone to fondle it.

by Anonymousreply 17609/15/2012

Hamm has a large cock. I know this because I was assistant to the wardrobe mistress on the set of Bridesmaids. My job was to retrieve clothes used in the movie for cleaning after the stars had worn them. It was a great way to pay for my classes at Hanoi Harry's Toenail college. I had been out drinking cosmos the night before and was still a bit tipsy; using the hair of the dog that bit me, I took a quick swig from my flask I carried in the pocket of my cargo pants. I knocked on the door of his dressing room. "Jon? Mr. Hamm, are you there?". I heard nothing. accidentally walked in on him while he was stroking himself and staring at his large penis in the mirror-stark naked. I startled him. "I'm sorry, Mr. H-Hamm, to have b-b-bothered you...". I picked up his wardrobe and turned to leave when, with lightning speed, he jumped over the sofa and tackled me as I reached for the door. We fell into an entwined heap to the floor. He was grinding against me with his nude body, and forcing his tongue in and out of my ear. "Y-y-ou b-b-bastard!!! G-g-get off of me NOW. He started cackling as we struggled. "Not until you have a taste of my HammBONE, bitch!". He punched me in the head so hard, I began to see stars and went limp in his arms. He bit my neck with his teeth and clamped down hard as he tore my Gap t-shirt off and roughly yanked my Old Navy cargo pants down with his rough hands. I could feel his hot whisky breath in my ear, and his hairy, sweaty chest against my body. Before I knew what was happening, I felt his massive peen PENETRATE me. H-h-h-h-he RAPED me!. He relentlessly pounded my ass for fifteen minutes - I glanced at my watch - until I felt his body tense up and he began to moan, "I'm-I'm COMING!! I cringed as I felt his seed spurt into me. He lay motionless on top of me for another ten minuted. Then he jumped up, told me to put my clothes on. He quickly escorted me out of his room, and before he closed the door in my face, he handed me his card - with his private number.

Maybe I'll call him next week after class.

by Anonymousreply 17709/15/2012

R177 I give it a 6.5 at best. You left out excruciatingly tantalizing detail about the cock in question, which any author of porn would include.

by Anonymousreply 17809/15/2012

I was the one who posted that the details of VPL are very clear in regular Dockers khakis, and I stand by that statement. I also said I was very average flaccid, according to most size surveys, and I am. I am very long erect and average girth, though. perhaps I should take some pics of my average cock in khakis? I have a feeling even if my average cock shows similar to Hamm's it might not have the wow factor since I am not a celebrity- which seems to add inches or a point or 2 in looks for star-fuckers/jerkers. My penis would like a little different since they come in all shapes and sizes, and my glans wouldnt be as pronounced at the ridge since I have skin on my dick.

by Anonymousreply 17909/16/2012

Going commando is comfortable. I have yet to find any style of underwear that is not annoying and bothersome for much of the day. I usually wear boxer briefs with a performed pouch during the day, but I prefer to freeball. I am not an exhibitionist. I am probably the most "shy" person in the world. it's just comfort. And there is nothing unusually large about a 4 inch flaccid penis. Average flaccid penis is 3-4 inches and average testicles are around 1.75x1.5 inches or so. You are seeing an impressive yet fairly average male package being "worn" in a certain way that makes it more noticeable. Thats about it. And any male with average hanging genitals who wears pants that are not super baggy and droopy will have to arrange his bulge somewhere. Wearing to the left or right is more comfortable for me than smashing it in the middle against the fly. And your penis literally only has to be longer than 0.1 inches to create a bulge down a side since you are positioning it down either side of seam that is right against your crotch.

by Anonymousreply 18009/16/2012

He was on top of Kristen Wig in Bridesmaids, someone should ask her.

by Anonymousreply 18109/16/2012

"Going commando is comfortable."

Well how nice for you. That's all well and good unless you're going shopping -- which he was -- and trying on clothes that other people may put on. I know that "It's all about me" is the current, Romney-informed feeling of the day. But there are other people out there. People who don't want to try on clothes that your filthy ass has tried on without wearing underwear.

by Anonymousreply 18209/20/2012

I would have been following him around the store, swooping in and picking up everything he tried on and tossed aside, for my potions.

by Anonymousreply 18309/20/2012

Daily sigh.

by Anonymousreply 18409/22/2012

Has he ever been approached about doing a full-frontal nude scene in a film? I'd think with a piece of meat that big he'd want to show it off more.

by Anonymousreply 18509/25/2012

He is supposedly going to show in Million Dollar Arm.

by Anonymousreply 18609/26/2012

R186 Holy shit! Really??

by Anonymousreply 18709/26/2012

I wonder if Jennifer Westfeldt has to wash the skid marks out of his trousers.

by Anonymousreply 18809/26/2012

I just whacked off to those pictures of his bulge. Very hot!

by Anonymousreply 18909/29/2012

I love Jon's big johnson

by Anonymousreply 19009/29/2012

Jon Hamm's VPL is a national treasure.

by Anonymousreply 19109/29/2012

as his massive mushroom head enters my mussy I scream with pleasure of his size pounding my tight lovehole

by Anonymousreply 19209/29/2012

I want to hear more about this upcoming full-frontal nude scene he's supposed to be doing.

by Anonymousreply 19309/29/2012

[quote]as his massive mushroom head enters my mussy I scream with pleasure of his size pounding my tight lovehole

I wish I could bottom so I could fantasize about bottoming.

by Anonymousreply 19409/30/2012

Were you born without an asshole?

by Anonymousreply 19509/30/2012

I had the pleasure of pissing next to him at the urinal on the lot of the studio where we film Mad Men. He does have a big dick.

by Anonymousreply 19609/30/2012

Thanks.

by Anonymousreply 19709/30/2012

We need possible projects for Jon Hamm's Massive Cock. I suggest "Caligula 2012".

by Anonymousreply 19809/30/2012

His girlfriend has the face of an old lady.

by Anonymousreply 19909/30/2012

I didn't even like the first one. Can we do something else? I'd like to see Sunset Blvd. He could play the lead.

by Anonymousreply 20009/30/2012

Jon's 50-Load Weekend (solo j/o film)

by Anonymousreply 20110/01/2012

R182 sounds like she'd be a real BLAST at parties.

by Anonymousreply 20210/03/2012

How does R182 know he has a filthy ass? Does he smell like ass? I think I need to check out his pants and look for skid marks...maybe R182 knows more than the rest of us?

by Anonymousreply 20310/03/2012

Why doesn't Jon Hamm marry this Jennifer Westfeldt if he isn't gay? I don't get it.

by Anonymousreply 20410/13/2012

These two actually look like a happy couple though unlike so many others in Hollywood who look fake.

by Anonymousreply 20510/13/2012

Damn! Jon's Hamm for all to see. He's an actor. He has to know what he's doing.

by Anonymousreply 20610/13/2012

This thread is useless without a constant, daily influx of new Jon Hamm VPL shots. What's up with these useless paps? Give us more massive cock shots!!

by Anonymousreply 20710/20/2012

Nude painting of Jon Hamm commissioned by Jennifer Westfeldt.

by Anonymousreply 20810/20/2012

Great painting, but the aritst should've made the cock a little bigger.

by Anonymousreply 20910/20/2012

I have a new desktop wallpaper.

by Anonymousreply 21010/20/2012

I know better than anyone that the painting doesn't do justice to the MONSTER.

by Anonymousreply 21110/20/2012

everytime I think about his huge cock my willie gets really hard and my hole wet

by Anonymousreply 21210/20/2012

His hole is a little hairier, too.

by Anonymousreply 21310/21/2012

I just read online that he had a serious make-up mishap. I wonder if he has his bollas estupendos powdered too.

by Anonymousreply 21410/23/2012

I think it's tragic human beings have to wear High Definition makeup just to appear normal on TV.

by Anonymousreply 21510/23/2012

yeah. that white stuff all over his nose was *makeup*...

by Anonymousreply 21610/24/2012

Ooh, mama wants some of that big burrito!!

by Anonymousreply 21710/24/2012

He's Baaacckkkk!!

by Anonymousreply 21810/24/2012

Those new pics are pretty revealing. You can easily tell he's got big low-hanging balls by their position in his pants. Thanks for the link. Very hot!

by Anonymousreply 21910/24/2012

I wonder if Jennifer Westfeldt likes it when he swings his balls in front of her face.

by Anonymousreply 22010/24/2012

I'd just like to hold his junk in my hand to feel the heft.

by Anonymousreply 22110/24/2012

God, I want to choke on that enormous cock so fucking bad!!!

by Anonymousreply 22210/24/2012

Now THAT'S hung!

by Anonymousreply 22310/24/2012

"Aloha! Jon Hamm and Jessica Paré show off their beach bodies in retro swimwear as Mad Men hits Hawaii"

Not what I was hoping for, but I'm not complaining.

by Anonymousreply 22410/25/2012

I'm so disappointed that the rest of Hamm's body looks like it does-no definition to speak of. Heard his father was a huge guy so genetics may be kicking in-but Hamm has looked like this for years...*sigh*

by Anonymousreply 22510/25/2012

I just saw the link at R244, and you've finally convinced me -- it's real.

by Anonymousreply 22610/25/2012

I'll be very disappointed if he's got 2" of meat and 5" of potatoes.

by Anonymousreply 22710/27/2012

That's just the point, Mary r225 - Jon is built like a man (aka "str8 guy") - not a sissy!

(That is why the sisters are all hot for him)

by Anonymousreply 22810/27/2012

Hi Def Crotch Closeup at the beach...

by Anonymousreply 22910/27/2012

Mind the gap...

by Anonymousreply 23010/27/2012

Peek-a-boo?...

by Anonymousreply 23110/27/2012

Isn't Hamm supposed to be with January Jones? I don't watch Mad Men.

by Anonymousreply 23210/27/2012

Their characters divorced. Meghan is his second wife.

by Anonymousreply 23310/27/2012

R233. So is January Jones still on the show?

by Anonymousreply 23410/27/2012

Good lord you dumb fuck at R235, that's a skinned knee. Get a life.

by Anonymousreply 23610/27/2012

Shut up Campbell, you refuse to give legit information so we don't need any comments at all from you.

by Anonymousreply 23710/27/2012

R234 she is still on the show, she is married to someone else. She is not on every episode.

by Anonymousreply 23810/27/2012

Like I said, that actress has no ass at all and what she has got, saggs. I mean, it's not her fault that she was short changed in the ass area.

by Anonymousreply 23910/27/2012

Bump for an unimpressive Hamm body.

by Anonymousreply 24010/27/2012

Jon Hamm needs to get himself to a gym and tone up. That's not even a good body for Don Draper.

by Anonymousreply 24110/27/2012

I don't agree at all R241. By today's standard's he should probably hit the gym, but that is the perfect body for Don Draper and guys of that era.

by Anonymousreply 24210/27/2012

From what I've read, the producers of Mad Men did not want him to work out because they wanted him to look good in the suits.

by Anonymousreply 24310/27/2012

Do you think Jon Hamm reads this thread? I wonder if he gets off knowing that the whole world is drooling over his massive cock.

by Anonymousreply 24410/27/2012

Jon, baby, if you're reading this, please do more freeballing excursions!!! Alert the media in advance so they can get really high definition up close photos. And if you need any fluffing beforehand, I'm always available. Please keep the VPL pix flowing, baby!!

by Anonymousreply 24510/27/2012

Jon will have to walk the dog in the rain with buffeting winds. Perfect storm - perfect VPL. Get ready, paparazzi!!

by Anonymousreply 24610/29/2012

How big do you suppose it is at full mast? I would say not below 9.5 inches.

by Anonymousreply 24710/30/2012

A penis 9.5"+ is a massive size that only the most endowed porn stars throughout history have had. Let's be realistic

by Anonymousreply 24810/30/2012

[quote]A penis 9.5"+ is a massive size that only the most endowed porn stars throughout history have had. Let's be realistic

Porn stars aren't teh only men in the world who have huge penises, and it's crazy to think so. Also, various celebs have been rumored to be 9 inches or more, including Milton Berle, Liam Neeson and Willem Dafoe. Hamm could very well be in that realm, particularly given the evidence we've seen thus far.

by Anonymousreply 24910/30/2012

Sorry, wasn't trying to say only pornstars had big dicks.

Just that even among the all pornstars we think of as well hung, only a small handful realistically can measure up to 9.5". Most people are bad at estimating size, that is massive.

by Anonymousreply 25010/30/2012

There were not many body builders back then. If you had muscles it was because you had a job that gave you muscles.

by Anonymousreply 25110/30/2012

In examining of the numerous Jon Hamm bulge photos circulating around the internet, I would say that his penis is most likely an above average 8 inches with ample girth. It's his balls that are big and likely to swing about 6 inches below the base of his cock. One can only hope Jon will someday bare all on the silver screen or HBO series as his cock and balls have become the Holy Grail of celebrity meat.

by Anonymousreply 25210/31/2012

Bump for cock

by Anonymousreply 25301/02/2013

Jon Hamm is disgusted by your misogyny and he would rather eat brussel sprouts than get within 20 miles of your shaved hole.

by Anonymousreply 25401/02/2013

Brussel sprouts? Yucky.

by Anonymousreply 25501/02/2013

I do not find him attractive in the least. If that thing is real, it's gross. I can't see why anyone would like something that freakish. It's not practical at all. Just give me 5"-7" and I'm good to go.

by Anonymousreply 25601/02/2013

I bet his cock makes a nice thud when he takes his pants off and it smacks back against his body.

by Anonymousreply 25701/02/2013

Recently stopped for dinner with friends after attending a show on Broadway. Looked up from the menu and John Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt were standing in front of our table chatting with the host. He is everything you expect and more; basket on full display in his jeans. A sight never to be forgotten.

by Anonymousreply 25802/10/2013

You queens are too funny. That's what a body usually looked like in the 60s. I'm sure they asked him not to pump up. Silly queens.

by Anonymousreply 25902/10/2013

He's gotta know this happens, right? That his shit shows ? That these photo exist? Does his Publicist ever check the gossip blogs or the comments? Damn.

by Anonymousreply 26002/10/2013

Love Jon and the Hammaconda!!

by Anonymousreply 26102/10/2013

R257 Your comment just gave me a hard-on.

by Anonymousreply 26202/11/2013

Based on the pictures, his bulge looks fake to me. Until I see the real deal, it's a fake.

by Anonymousreply 26302/11/2013

Do you think that Jon Hamm will ever do a full-frontal nude scene for a film or HBO series?

by Anonymousreply 26402/11/2013

Jon Hamm does nothing for me. I actually think he's ugly. I don't care if he's well-endowed, or not. Huge cocks don't excite me at all (as if that thing is real anyway).

by Anonymousreply 26502/11/2013

I think Jon Hamm is one of the sexiest men on television. I would love to see him do a full-frontal nude scene and see that big cock of his swinging back and forth. From the looks of those bulge pics it looks as though he's got ample, low-hanging balls too. What a dream!

by Anonymousreply 26602/11/2013

[quote]Jon Hamm does nothing for me. I actually think he's ugly.

And Antarctica is hot, and up is down!

by Anonymousreply 26702/11/2013

Jon Hamm can be hot when on TV, but off camera is look older than his age and like a really skanky, drunk, smelly manwhore.

by Anonymousreply 26802/11/2013

[quote]He's gotta know this happens, right? That his shit shows ? That these photo exist? Does his Publicist ever check the gossip blogs or the comments? Damn.

Oh, hell yeah, he knows. Don't think he isn't loving this kind of attention, too.

by Anonymousreply 26902/11/2013

I wonder if his alleged girlfriend ever gets down and licks his balls and hairy manhole.

by Anonymousreply 27002/11/2013

I think he's got gorgeous eyes and a jaw that won't quit.

I do see where he's rough and "not pretty" in some ways, but he brings the douchey in the same way David Duchovny did.

Like DD, probably not a bundle of joy to be around, but he has the scent of narcissism and cheater cock on him and it's fucking intoxicating.

by Anonymousreply 27102/11/2013

I think of Jason Momoa, Lisa's husband. Hamm has a weak chin and mouth area. He's fine, yes, but we've all known the better version of him growing up in our neighborhoods. Barny Rubble/Fred Flinstone nasolabial lines just ruin Hamm.

by Anonymousreply 27202/11/2013

He has no lips and a non masculine mouth area

by Anonymousreply 27302/11/2013

Actually, R271, I have a friend who is a friend of his (I've never met him). Apparently, he's a wonderful guy. No douchiness at all. Really humble.

by Anonymousreply 27402/11/2013

He does seem like a sweet guy--really fun and not afraid to look silly. He's like a big Labrador puppy.

by Anonymousreply 27502/12/2013

Why haven't we known of this before?

Watch him finally get his Emmy NOW!

by Anonymousreply 27602/12/2013

Have you SEEN him on the talk shows? He's humble, genuinely charming, and funny as hell.

by Anonymousreply 27702/12/2013

r268: You sweet-talker, you!

by Anonymousreply 27802/12/2013

I would DIE to see him and Dylan McDermott get it on. Perfect pairing, help me Jesus.

by Anonymousreply 27902/12/2013

enjoy

by Anonymousreply 28003/20/2013

Since the weather has been getting nicer, shouldn't Jon's cock be taking its owner out for walks soon?

by Anonymousreply 28103/20/2013

R280 totally photoshopped.

by Anonymousreply 28203/20/2013

Beautifully cut mushroom head.

by Anonymousreply 28303/20/2013

R283, please get it right. The correct term on DataLounge is "generous mushroom head."

I have the same trousers he's wearing in R280. They certainly don't do that for me.

by Anonymousreply 28403/20/2013

[quote] I bet his cock makes a nice thud when he takes his pants off and it smacks back against his body.

I bet it makes a loud slapping noise when he fishes it out of his pants, and slaps it on some slut's forehead so s/he can feel how thick and weighty it is.

by Anonymousreply 28503/20/2013

“Mad Men” star Jon Hamm’s private parts are causing a stir. Again.

An AMC insider tells Confidential that during filming of the sixth season of the hit show — when the ’60s-style clothing was a tight fit — Hamm was politely instructed by a staffer at the network to please wear underwear while shooting his scenes.

“This season takes place in the 1960s, where the pants are very tight and leave little to the imagination,” says the insider. “Jon’s impressive anatomy is so distracting that they politely insisted on underwear.”

by Anonymousreply 28603/20/2013

He has an amazing ass as well. But for once I'm not interested in that. I'm a top (OK, versatile top, ahem) but I want the Hammaconda so bad.

Someone on here said that "tops" would quickly jump on the first 8 inch cock they seen. Maybe they had a point! Who could resist that Hamm peen.

I know there's exclusive and totally understand that but this power bottom I know said of Andrew Garfield, "even I'd top that!".

by Anonymousreply 28709/03/2013

Wow. He really doesth havth a large thcock.

by Anonymousreply 28809/03/2013
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