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KFC dipping sauces SUCK

Are they serious? NO Buffalo or honey mustard dipping sauces? No sweet-n-sour?

Just ranch (who the fuck dips chicken in RANCH DRESSING?), chipotle (which is pretty vile), BBQ (bleh), and honey.

WTF?

They USED to have a bunch of great sauces, but it seems they discontinued any dipping sauce that didn't SUCK.

by Anonymousreply 6911/08/2012

KFC chickens are so loaded with growth hormones, some are born without heads. I have to put the windows up when I drive by one because the smell is vile. Makes the overwhelming subway bread smell seem aromatic in comparison.

The sauces are the only thing that makes eating their bendy, rubberized, imitation poultry go down without a fight. But you'll be doin battle the following morning as that shiz works its way through your intestines, cutting you like a knife like a possessed headless four-eyed, fanged kidney stone on a bender.

by Anonymousreply 109/06/2012

Except their sauces SUCK, R1!

by Anonymousreply 209/06/2012

I know your pain, op. I need my honey mustard!

by Anonymousreply 309/06/2012

What would posess them to drop their good sauces, keep the shitty ones, and come up with a whole new one (the Chipotle) that is nothing short of vile?

At least they brought "Chicken Littles" back I guess. They were stupid to get rid of those.

I still miss the tender-roast sandwich. And the corn on the cob.

Damn, they've gotten rid of everything good!

by Anonymousreply 409/06/2012

OP? Hon?

Some of us know how to cook, and would never eat such vile trash.

by Anonymousreply 509/06/2012

Well, that's kind of my point... their sauces are VILE TRASH and I WON'T EAT THEM!

I miss their old sauces. Their honey mustard used to be one of the best. And the buffalo wing sauce!

by Anonymousreply 609/06/2012

OP= Ann Romney demonstrating more of her suffering.

by Anonymousreply 709/06/2012

I spread em all over my chubby pussy and wait for someone to lick em off

by Anonymousreply 809/06/2012

I admire your militancy OP. It's a pity that your energy is directed toward fast food and not, you know, something useful.

by Anonymousreply 909/06/2012

Dammit, what could posess them to discontinue decent sauces, and keep vile ones?!?

How do we rectify this situation?? Where's the mass movement to demand that KFC restore a decent dipping sauce selection??

by Anonymousreply 1009/06/2012

"Dipping sauces" just sounds nasty.

I never eat that shit, thank goodness.

Yuck.

by Anonymousreply 1109/06/2012

OP, let it the fuck go.

You're experiencing anger as a symptom of having too many choices.

Chicken and waffles. That's all we will sell.

by Anonymousreply 1209/06/2012

No, the anger is over having too FEW choices... and choices that SUCK.

by Anonymousreply 1309/06/2012

At least their extra-crispy chicken tenders are good plain, because that's how you're going to have to eat them. I agree with the OP.

by Anonymousreply 1409/06/2012

They have butter and packets of hot sauce so you could theoretically make your own Buffalo sauce, though it won't help much.

The food, never extraordinary, has become noticeably poorer in recent years. Much of the decline can be attributed to the bland seasoning of all of the food items, inexplicable for a chain that made its name on the promise of "11 herbs and spices." On recent visits, herbs and spices were conspicuously absent from chicken and all other offerings.

by Anonymousreply 1509/06/2012

No, R14, you haven't too few choices. Just ask the girl with no feet.

by Anonymousreply 1609/06/2012

It's all Obama's fault.

by Anonymousreply 1709/06/2012

That must be true. They had way better sauces before OBAMA became President!

by Anonymousreply 1809/06/2012

McDonald's has added a few new ones... I love that sweet chile sauce. They got rid of hot-mustard though, replacing it with honey mustard. It's good, but I do miss the tang of the hot-mustard sometimes.

by Anonymousreply 1909/06/2012

I feel your pain, OP. Used to love sweet n'sour, but no more.

by Anonymousreply 2009/06/2012

Whoever made this decision for KFC needs to be fired. STAT.

Is there a complaint account? Twitter? Facebook? Email address?

by Anonymousreply 2109/06/2012

There oughtta be a law: if you have chicken tenders, nuggets, bites, or popcorn chicken, you are REQUIRED BY LAW to have a honey mustard sauce, and a buffalo hot sauce for dipping.

Is that so wrong?

by Anonymousreply 2209/06/2012

I'm kinda pissed off Obama never mentioned the KFC dipping sauce crisis. WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?!?

by Anonymousreply 2309/07/2012

[quote]They got rid of hot-mustard though, replacing it with honey mustard. It's good, but I do miss the tang of the hot-mustard sometimes.

Still have hot mustard in our area.

by Anonymousreply 2409/07/2012

Who the fuck eats Buffalo sauce? That's the most vile thing. When I order Wing Stop, I always order lemon pepper or any sauce that ISN'T Buffalo!

by Anonymousreply 2509/07/2012

I haven't eaten at Kernel Sanders since 1985. Are there chicken still any good? Back then they were not called KFC.

by Anonymousreply 2609/07/2012

[quote]I haven't eaten at Kernel Sanders since 1985

Oh dear.

[quote]Are there chicken still any good?

Oh [italic]dear[/italic]...

by Anonymousreply 2709/07/2012

Y'all sound fat. And inbred.

by Anonymousreply 2809/07/2012

[quote] There oughtta be a law: if you have chicken tenders, nuggets, bites, or popcorn chicken, you are REQUIRED BY LAW to have a honey mustard sauce, and a buffalo hot sauce for dipping.

They tried to pass a law, but like everything else, it was blocked by Republicans.

by Anonymousreply 2909/07/2012

That's true, R30. The Republicans thought honey mustard sauce was too 'same-sexy' and would lead to chickens marrying goats.

by Anonymousreply 3009/07/2012

GODDAMN YOU REPUBLICANS! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!

by Anonymousreply 3109/07/2012

The best thing about this thread is that it's filled with queens who will unironically bitch at great length about "frau" lifestyle choices.

You're as bad--or worse--than anyone you mock.

by Anonymousreply 3209/07/2012

R33, you have absolutely zero sense of humor. That much is obvious.

by Anonymousreply 3309/07/2012

I'm thinking of going to McDonalds and just asking for some nugget sauces... and then heading across the street to KFC for some crispy tenders!

by Anonymousreply 3409/07/2012

OP/Candy Crowley, shouldn't you be preparing for the Presidential debate you'll be moderating in a few weeks? Hell, maybe you can ask the candidates what they'll do to improve the quality of dipping sauces at shitty fast food restaurants.

by Anonymousreply 3509/07/2012

OP

by Anonymousreply 3609/07/2012

You're right R33 and I think it's the lesbians and fake lesbians. Sad to have to hear all the hypocrisy. I think some of these posts are really by freepers trying to make us look like hypocritical idiots.

by Anonymousreply 3709/07/2012

Look. Like it or not, OP is correct. The dipping sauce selection at KFC is extremely sub-par. Don't attack the messenger.

by Anonymousreply 3809/07/2012

R39

by Anonymousreply 3909/07/2012

[quote]OP/Candy Crowley, shouldn't you be preparing for the Presidential debate you'll be moderating in a few weeks?

Where did this Candy Crowley thing come from? Did we really figure out it was her posting??

by Anonymousreply 4109/08/2012

The webmaster starts almost all the threads on this board. Deal with it.

by Anonymousreply 4209/08/2012

R43, I assure you, the web-master did not start this thread.

I did.

And I'm not a frau. And I'm not fat.

by Anonymousreply 4409/08/2012

they need cum sauce

by Anonymousreply 4509/08/2012

Last time I was there, I was rewarded with a huge gallstone attack from all that canola oil. About killed me, it hurt so bad. Serves me right!

Stay away from it for your own good. Never again.

by Anonymousreply 4609/08/2012

[quote]they need cum sauce

What do you think ranch is?

by Anonymousreply 4709/08/2012

R45= Fat Ass Webmaster.

by Anonymousreply 4809/08/2012

R49 = Mistaken Identity Troll

And I still want to know what can be done about this. How do we demand that KFC bring back decent dipping sauces? The OP has a point! This must not stand!

by Anonymousreply 4909/08/2012

Her name was Lola

She was a fatso

With honey mustard in her hair

And some skid marked underwear

She ate meringue and

She was all gotcha

And while she ate herself to death

Tony fucked what there was left

by Anonymousreply 5009/08/2012

R51, thank you for at least being creative and funny :-)

Though I would have gone for something with "Hot sauce" for the "cha-cha" line.

by Anonymousreply 5109/08/2012

What do you have to do to get a decent sweet-n-sour dipping sauce around here? I mean [italic]REALLY[/italic]...

by Anonymousreply 5209/08/2012

Where is the public out-cry?!?

by Anonymousreply 5309/09/2012

Where is the outrage, indeed?

I guess you could always try to leave feedback on their site (see link), but who knows if they pay any attention to it at all...

by Anonymousreply 5409/10/2012

Here it is, a week later, and KFC dipping sauces STILL suck.

It's sad when Burger King has better chicken dipping sauces than a freaking CHICKEN CHAIN.

by Anonymousreply 5509/16/2012

I'm loving the Chicken Littles!

by Anonymousreply 5609/16/2012

I WANT HONEY MUSTARD!

by Anonymousreply 5709/26/2012

I got'cher dipping sauces right here, 'Sunshine. Not sure if they suck...but I know YOU will. Heh. Heh. Heh.

by Anonymousreply 5809/26/2012

Wow... just stopped by KFC the other day, and they've completely revamped their dipping sauces, adding back the honey mustard, and adding in an orange-ginger and creamy buffalo sauce! And they ROCK!

My email obviously worked!

by Anonymousreply 5911/07/2012

But- but that cute guy in the commercial thinks they taste good!

by Anonymousreply 6011/07/2012

Well they ARE good now... when this thread was started, they didn't have any of the new sauces!

by Anonymousreply 6111/07/2012

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN, THE CORPORATION HAS LISTENED!

by Anonymousreply 6211/07/2012

OP, you are a fat loser, get over that and then go make your own fucking sauces, don't whine about it here.

by Anonymousreply 6311/07/2012

If craigslist is any indication, republicans and democrats will not be getting along any better anytime soon.

by Anonymousreply 6411/07/2012

huh?

by Anonymousreply 6511/07/2012

I think someone posted in the wrong thread...

by Anonymousreply 6611/08/2012

OP, Obama is behind the new improved sauce selection.

by Anonymousreply 6711/08/2012

Have any of you ever dipped your boyfriend's dick in one of KFC's dipping sauces before?

by Anonymousreply 6811/08/2012
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