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How big is your penis?

Mine is 8 inches long.

by Anonymousreply 3901/30/2013

Prove it. I want to see a photo of your erect penis next to a newspaper with today's date.

by Anonymousreply 109/04/2012

So long I can crack it like a bullwhip!

Yeah, that's the ticket!

by Anonymousreply 209/04/2012

OP is a Republican liar.

by Anonymousreply 309/04/2012

That's for me to know and for you to never, ever find out.

by Anonymousreply 409/04/2012


Don't you have an acceptance speech to be working on? Now quit fucking around and get back to work.

by Anonymousreply 509/04/2012

Mine rivals Johnny Wad's. Yep, it's that big.

by Anonymousreply 609/04/2012

I have a big one.

It's not just big (and it's not all that big), but it's big in the right places, symmetrical and big mushroom head.

Someone recently called it a billy club.

That was nice to hear.

But it hasn't landed me a b.f. yet.

by Anonymousreply 709/04/2012

OP is measuring from the other side of his taint.

by Anonymousreply 809/04/2012


by Anonymousreply 909/05/2012

11x7, even bigger when I get hard.

by Anonymousreply 1009/05/2012

Twenty miles long and thick as a truck!

by Anonymousreply 1109/05/2012

6.5 long / 2.5 thick

by Anonymousreply 1209/05/2012

I'm 8.5 inches. Sounds like there are some jealous, little dick motherfuckers in this thread...

by Anonymousreply 1309/05/2012

[quote]But it hasn't landed me a b.f. yet.

You're supposed to hit em over the head with the billy club. Try it on me.

by Anonymousreply 1409/05/2012

Mine is just over 7" - but most guys go "your cock is sooo huge - there's no way it's 'only' 7." Porn and AOL inches has made dick size completely unreliable.

by Anonymousreply 1509/05/2012

R14, you made me laugh.


by Anonymousreply 1610/26/2012

5 inches soft. 9 inches hard.

I have lots of sex and guys love making it grow in their mouths.

I'm hot. Without question. Clearly, I live in NYC.

Don't be jealous, cunts.

by Anonymousreply 1710/26/2012

I only suck New York cock, R17. They're like bagels and the pizza. Something in the water just makes them yummy to my tummy.

by Anonymousreply 1810/26/2012

My penis is 10 inches and I also live in New York City. We have the biggest cocks of any major US city. It's why we're so arrogant and cocky - pun intended.

by Anonymousreply 1910/26/2012

Keep your 8 inches away from me. Thanks.

by Anonymousreply 2010/26/2012

I got mine enlarged from 6 inches to 8.5. I have so much more fucking going on in my life now. And I pee less now, too.

by Anonymousreply 2110/26/2012

Many of you clearly have faulty rulers or never learned how to use one properly.

by Anonymousreply 2310/26/2012

9 by 6. Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 2410/26/2012

Remember, girls, no fair measuring from your asshole!

by Anonymousreply 2510/26/2012

My joint is only 1" long but it's as big around as a can of tuna. It has girth.

by Anonymousreply 2610/26/2012

Three feet by one foot.

by Anonymousreply 2710/26/2012

1 inch soft, but it grows to an astounding three and a half inches hard.

by Anonymousreply 2810/26/2012

r24, your claim means nothing. You've included no units of dimention and no one knows which is length and which is width. 6"W by 9"L is a completely different peen from 9"W by 6"L. The latter is an exceptional peen, the former, not so much.

by Anonymousreply 2910/26/2012

I'd say a 9" wide by 6" long peen is pretty exceptional, r29. You try getting a 9 inch wide penis up YOUR ass.

by Anonymousreply 3010/26/2012

6 and a half. Boyfriends is just under eight, a perfect fit.

by Anonymousreply 3110/26/2012

white and it is freakishly big, 11" long and 9" thick, I cannot wrap a dollar bill around gets me laid but the sex is bad because a. no one can get it in their mouth..seriously I am not bragging, it sucks..I get licked but that is about it and

b. no one can take it, I like to top but no guy I have met can take it or wants to...I mean I am sure I could find some freak who likes fisting sucks..having a giant dick is cool but not that great for actual sex.

by Anonymousreply 3210/26/2012

r30, yes, exactly my point.

by Anonymousreply 3310/26/2012

I don't dare wear zippered boots

by Anonymousreply 3410/26/2012

Can we discuss credit scores again please?

by Anonymousreply 3510/26/2012

I have 12 inches in length, but I'm a kind heart and don't want to embarrass hookups who use AOL inches, so I usually say it's 16 inches long.

by Anonymousreply 3610/26/2012

Oh, I get it. Every homo on DL is a regular John Holmes.... riiiiiiight.

by Anonymousreply 3710/26/2012

mine is 4.8 inches (12.2cm.) when soft, and 7.9 inches (20.1cm) when hard. my girth is 4.6 inches

by Anonymousreply 3801/30/2013

Ok, so R17 and R19, I need one of you in my ass and one in my mouth untill you blow your loads

by Anonymousreply 3901/30/2013
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