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Chuck Norris: America faces ’1,000 years of darkness’ if Obama wins

Monday, September 3, 2012

A video released this weekend by action movie hero Chuck Norris claims that America faces “1,000 years of darkness” if President Barack Obama is reelected.

“If we look to history, our great country and freedom are under attack,” Norris warns, standing next to his wife. “We’re at a tipping point and, quite possibly, our country as we know it may be lost forever if we don’t change the course in which our country is headed.”

The pair go on to explain that Obama won in 2008 because more than 30 million evangelical Christians stayed home on Election Day. “We know you love your family and your freedom as much as Gena and I do, and it is because of that we can no longer sit quietly or stand on the sidelines and watch our country go the way of socialism or something much worse,” Norris explains.

Quoting President Ronald Reagan, Norris’s wife Gina adds that defeating Obama “will preserve for our children this last best hope of man on earth, or we will sentence them to take the first step into 1,000 years of darkness. If we fail, at least let our children and our children’s children say of us we justified our brief moment here. We did all that could be done.”

Norris has been an outspoken critic of Obama’s since even prior to the 2008 election. He’s claimed in recent years that the Christian savior character Jesus would have been aborted by his mother if “Obamacare” were available 2,000 years ago, claimed that American progressives want to enshrine Islamic moral codes into U.S. law, and accused the Obama administration of trying to force the Boy Scouts to adopt a “pro-gay” position.

He also warned in 2008 that if Mitt Romney won the Republican presidential nomination, he’d “buy the White House.” Norris hasn’t repeated that particular criticism this election cycle.

[Click to watch YouTube VIDEO:]

by Anonymousreply 7109/06/2012

Tea Party nitwits are such drama queens!

[quote] Jesus would have been aborted by his mother if “Obamacare” were available 2,000 years ago

Reminds me of Polyester where the anti-abortion protesters carried baby dolls nailed to crosses.

by Anonymousreply 109/03/2012 know he's secretly gay, right?

by Anonymousreply 209/03/2012

These people are lunatics, having a black leader has totally warped their minds or whatever passes for their minds. I hope he wins BIG so they will suffer.

by Anonymousreply 309/04/2012

We are much better off under Democrat leadership. It's blatantly obvious that the Republic leadership steers the 99% of the USA off a cliff for the 1%.

by Anonymousreply 409/04/2012

[quote]He’s claimed in recent years that the Christian savior character Jesus would have been aborted by his mother if “Obamacare” were available 2,000 years ago

What a lunatic. There is pure fiction. Not one shred of evidence exists to indicate -- taking for a moment that the Biblical story is true -- that Mary would have defied the will of God as expressed to her by the angel Gabriel and aborted the fetus who was to become Jesus. How twisted and depraved is this man?

Also, does this moron realize that Jesus was not born in the United States but in the Middle East. And, oh by the way, Israel has universal health care -- and that system won praise from none other than Shitt Rmoney.

This "1000 years of darkness" garbage is, of course, just thinly veiled code for Obama being the anti-Christ.

by Anonymousreply 509/04/2012

He's only 10 years younger than Clint and his hair is fabulous!

by Anonymousreply 609/04/2012

A clear case of Obama Derangement Syndrome.

by Anonymousreply 709/04/2012

Chuck Norris was known as Butt Fuck Chuck when he first came to Hollywood, because it was his ass, not his acting, that got him his first few roles.

by Anonymousreply 809/04/2012

Washed-up bitter has-been.

by Anonymousreply 909/04/2012

I'd love to know what precious freedoms they're so worried about. The freedom to force their beliefs on others? To repress others?

by Anonymousreply 1009/04/2012

Now I know why Reagan closed all the Insane Asylums. They vote Republican.

by Anonymousreply 1109/04/2012

Desperate call to Obama as Anti-Christ meme the Christo-fascists invoke for end times hysteria.


by Anonymousreply 1209/04/2012

What is it about Regressives that they feel compelled to make outlandish predictions that never come true?

by Anonymousreply 1309/04/2012

[quote] America faces "1,000 years of darkness"

I'm sure it's "darkness" that upsets Chuck Norris -- the darkness of Obama's skin.

by Anonymousreply 1409/04/2012

Indeed, r14. Although ironically I have heard he prefers men of color when he hires rentboys.

by Anonymousreply 1509/04/2012

I suppose Fuck Norris is worried because he and his same rug will still be around 1,000 years from now.

by Anonymousreply 1609/04/2012

r8 - if you know that is true, how do we publicly out him?

by Anonymousreply 1709/04/2012

Karl Rove has been pushing the idea of a 1,000 year Republican reich forever. He said all they need is is 25% of the black vote to make it happen.

Unconscious Nazi imagery? On the contrary. Conscious Nazi imagery.

by Anonymousreply 1809/04/2012

[quote]He’s claimed in recent years that the Christian savior character Jesus would have been aborted by his mother if “Obamacare” were available 2,000 years ago

"I'm having an abortion and I can't WAIT!" -- Mary to Joseph under ObamaCare

by Anonymousreply 1909/04/2012

The idea that Christ could have been aborted is absolutely heretical - if he said that he should be burned at the stake!

by Anonymousreply 2009/04/2012

Damn right, R14. It's a well known fact that the only reason that could possibly be for anyone to have an unfavorable opinion of Obama's performance as president is that they're racist. [eye-roll]

by Anonymousreply 2109/04/2012

How exactly do you abort the savior and redeemer of all mankind? Anybody know?

by Anonymousreply 2209/04/2012

At (47:09)minutes into the first episode of "The Power of Nightmares", Adam Curtis explains how exactly this scourge was unleashed into the American political process.

The Wikipedia page entry on this BBC documentary series is very useful for understanding the context of the video clip referenced in the URL to this post. The series will open your eyes about how in the bloody hell these sorts of stinking reprobates like Chuck Norris have floated to the surface of relevance in American politics today.

by Anonymousreply 2309/04/2012

Here is the Wikipedia link for the lazy.

by Anonymousreply 2409/04/2012

YES, a thousand years!

by Anonymousreply 2509/04/2012

[quote]. It's a well known fact that the only reason that could possibly be for anyone to have an unfavorable opinion of Obama's performance as president is that they're racist.

A person can reasonably disagree on Obama's policies and have different ideas on the ideas they think the President should espouse.

The right-wing mania hysteria against him, the idea that he is taking away our freedoms or going to lead America on some foreign plan to anti-American nonsense is based on an inherent fear of a black guy with a funny sounding name being the President.

by Anonymousreply 2609/04/2012

The likes of Chuck Norris and his ilk are reacting to what they perceive to be a truth promulgated by neoconservatives who have played them.

The documentary produced by Adam Curtis explains that the prior to 1981, "the conservative movement was essentially an intellectual movement it has some very powerful thinkers but it didn't have many troops." People like Chuck Norris and the Moral Majority and all the other whack job sky fairy club believers are the troops in political / ideological battle in which we find ourselves engaged.

The notion of religion being mobilized for redeeming the country and creating a moral regeneration is a strategy promulgated by neoconservatives to counter the failure of the earlier "cold war" ideology. Fear is the most powerful tool used to control society. The ability to leverage fear is explored very thoroughly in this phenomenal documentary.

Of interest in the opening is the statement that "at the heart of the story are two groups, the American neoconservatives and the radical Islamists, both were idealists that were borne out of the failure of the liberal dream to build a better world, and both had a very similar explanation for what caused that failure."

by Anonymousreply 2709/04/2012

say what?

by Anonymousreply 2809/04/2012

If we made it through 9 years of 'Walker, Texas Ranger' I think you can make it through four more years of Obama, Chuck.

by Anonymousreply 2909/04/2012

Norris is bald. He wears a taupe. He dumb as a box of rocks. Unfortunately, he gay too. I hear he's quite ill so I doubt he will be around all that long.

by Anonymousreply 3009/04/2012

These people are really, truly and absolutely deranged. I swear it. Here we have a president who is doing his best (against insufferable odds) to make life better for the average American, and these people like Norris keep spewing out hate-filled diatribes, one after another. It literally boggles the mind. What has happened to this fucking country?

by Anonymousreply 3109/04/2012

dumbed-down since reagan's era. on purpose.

by Anonymousreply 3209/04/2012

The passing of the old order?

I wonder if that's what these older white men are afraid of?

Guys like Ted Nugent, Chuck Norris, Clint Eastwood etc.

Are they bothered by the fact that a black man is President? I think that may be at the source of some of these outbursts.

by Anonymousreply 3309/04/2012

R33, Clint's wife is half black, so I don't think that is the case with him.

It might be with the other two, though.

by Anonymousreply 3409/04/2012

I also think Clint supports same sex marriage.

by Anonymousreply 3509/04/2012

But that's just it. It is NOT one deranged individual. Republicans have been talking this way for forty years. The shared values a republic requires have been absent ever since the Bushes and Karl Rove became powerful.

by Anonymousreply 3609/04/2012

I can see where he is coming from because I felt the very same antipathy toward George W. Bush when he was facing re-election.

And look, we are all still here, eight years later.

If these Tea Partiers along with Norris and his ilk cannot grasp that the ship of state will sail on pretty much whoever is in the White House, then they are merely full of hyper-partisan rhetoric.

Tea Partiers cannot grasp the sheer *magnitude* of the Republican fuck-up during GWB's eight years of misrule. It took Bush eight years to fuck it up and it will take AT LEAST eight years for the Democrats to fix it, and probably longer.

I have not forgotten the GOPs slavering fealty to the Bush Administration and his neo-con nincompoops, and I pray the voters in the middle will not have forgotten too when the cast their votes.

The Republicans have not served enough penance for the damage to America they caused to suit me. I think four more years of Democrats in the Senate and White House will help.

Fuck Chuck Norris.

by Anonymousreply 3709/04/2012

he would like that.

by Anonymousreply 3809/04/2012

Nothing to see here folks, just another old white man scared of the dark.

by Anonymousreply 3909/04/2012

Has Clarence Gilyard, Jr. weighed in?

by Anonymousreply 4009/04/2012

E37 we were lucky. Bush was lazy. The harm a motivated individual can do in the presidency is beyond imagining.

Of course 1,000 years is ludicrous. Nothing short of nuclear war can't be corrected in a relatively short time.

But that's an issue with Romney. He might well recklessly use nuclear weapons since he can make himself believe ANYTHING.

by Anonymousreply 4109/04/2012


by Anonymousreply 4209/04/2012

He will always be Butt Fuck Chuck to me now :)

by Anonymousreply 4309/04/2012


by Anonymousreply 4409/04/2012

Anyone notice their KKK robes hanging on the wall on the back right?

by Anonymousreply 4509/04/2012

Rethugs are such drama queens. No wonder most of them are closet fags. "1,000 years of darkness," says Miss Chuck. Did he swoon after he said it? Wrap his caftan around his head?

by Anonymousreply 4609/04/2012


by Anonymousreply 4709/04/2012

What? No "I once saw Chuck Norris scissor kick..." jokes?

by Anonymousreply 4809/04/2012

Actually is was Norris' wife saying "1,000 years of darkness." But regardless, where the hell did they come up with something so overly dramatic? One thousand years? Seriously? A bit extreme don't you think?

by Anonymousreply 4909/04/2012

How is anyone even listening to what he says when I cannot even take my eyes off of that thing on his head?

by Anonymousreply 5009/04/2012

Wouldn't it, at most, be only 4 years of darkness?

by Anonymousreply 5109/04/2012

If #shitstainonhumanity was a trending topic on Twitter he'd be up there with KKKarl Rove

by Anonymousreply 5209/04/2012

Wish someone would out him.

by Anonymousreply 5309/05/2012

This racist white man needs to sit his old ass down. Better yet he should suck on a young white man's penis.

by Anonymousreply 5409/05/2012

I have to chuckle because about two weeks ago one of my freeper former classmates and FB "friends" posted a quote that said "WE have Chuck Norris and Clint Eastwood and they have Roseanne Barr and Michael Moore. Enough said."

I want to dig up that post and ask how it's going with her two celebrities - one who talks to an invisible chair and the other who warns about 1000 years of darkness.

by Anonymousreply 5509/05/2012

[quote]"WE have Chuck Norris and Clint Eastwood and they have Roseanne Barr and Michael Moore. Enough said."

Right, because the latter two are all "we" have. I like how your buddy picks the two easiest targets to make her dumb point... which really is such a dumb opinion.

by Anonymousreply 5609/05/2012

Isn't Chuck himself Hispanic?

by Anonymousreply 5709/05/2012

I know R56. I thought of writing something to that effect and listing about a dozen other well-respected Democrats but then figured it would serve no point.

But I love the irony that the two she picked have been labeled a tad whacko even by many in her own party in the last week.

by Anonymousreply 5809/05/2012

[quote]But regardless, where the hell did they come up with something so overly dramatic? One thousand years? Seriously? A bit extreme don't you think?

That's why, personally, I love it when has-beens like this are given full attention, since what they're saying is so idiotic and so over-the-top. The more people like this become the public face of the Republican Party, the better I like it.

by Anonymousreply 5909/05/2012

[quote]since what they're saying is so idiotic and so over-the-top

That sounds like a perfect description of Limbaugh, Hannity and all of the Fox News universe. Do you think that irrationality has been bad for (rethug) business?

It's their weapon of choice.

by Anonymousreply 6009/05/2012

Is Chuck's wife Asian?

Or is it too much plastic surgery?

by Anonymousreply 6109/05/2012

Never liked him, never thought he was sexy in the least. And now I know why...he's a great big douche!

by Anonymousreply 6209/05/2012

Douçhè ... Extraordinaire

by Anonymousreply 6309/05/2012

And rabidly anti-gay.

Don't forget that.

Not only against gay marriage, but against gays in the Boy Scouts.

by Anonymousreply 6409/05/2012

The former Gena O'Kelly married Chuck, who is 28 years her senior, when she was 30. Stuff like this skeeves me out to no end. Something else he has in common with Eastwood, though it's not as bad as Eastwood's 35 years on his wife. This, of course, is something that many men in the party of privelege aspire to.

by Anonymousreply 6509/05/2012

Because r49, these people actually believe he is the anti-christ, hence the 1000 years of darkness.

They are in fact crazy fundie nutjobs.

by Anonymousreply 6609/05/2012

R11's comment is witty, but sad because it's the truth. Combine Reagan's insane voters with Nixon's racist voters and we end up with a party that remains viable 900 years after civilized people abandoned their ideas.

by Anonymousreply 6709/05/2012

I believe Chuck's dad was half native american. His dad fought alcoholism, but lost. More actors who espouse the repugs: Gary Sinise, Jon Voight and Kelsey Grammer. The latter feels he didn't get an emmy nom this year, because he's a republican.

by Anonymousreply 6809/05/2012

Thanks for "The Power of Nightmares" links R23/24. That's really excellent.

by Anonymousreply 6909/06/2012

He must have checked the inventory records and noticed that the Obamas have not ordered the Total Body Gym. Or, if they did they chose the base model and not the Whore Christie Brinkley ass-tightened deluxe version.

by Anonymousreply 7009/06/2012

Has been. Why bother with him? Same with Clint.

by Anonymousreply 7109/06/2012
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