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*BREAKING*Porn Legend Jeff Palmer issues an SOS

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by Anonymousreply 7711/26/2012

Oh.

He was so fucking hot. One of the best porn stars out there.

I wonder what he looks like/does for a living now?

by Anonymousreply 108/24/2012

I loathe him with the heat of ten million suns.

by Anonymousreply 308/24/2012

Cray cray

by Anonymousreply 508/24/2012

He was Argentinian, right? It's funny how they gave him the name 'Jeff Palmer' when he's so obviously not your run-of-the-mill white guy.

by Anonymousreply 608/24/2012

Wasn't he supposed to giving up porn for a music career?

by Anonymousreply 708/24/2012

This thread is useless without pictures.

From his nasty barebacking phase...

by Anonymousreply 808/24/2012

From his early FALCON years.

He was the hottest thing around.

by Anonymousreply 908/24/2012

So hot!

by Anonymousreply 1008/24/2012

Did anyone read his SOS. It is an SOS, but to any mental health professional.

by Anonymousreply 1208/24/2012

That is so sad. He was so beautiful. But to have signed a POA to his ex sounds as though it was very serious and having been a coma for 3 weeks he probably feels incredibly confused.

My ex came out of a coma after a stroke and so much had happened while he was in it and decisions had to be made. ( We had broken up years before but were still friends.) When he woke up a once independent guy found himself in a hospital in another city from where he lived. His flat had to be sold. His prestigious job was gone. He was informed he was going to be given into the protection of his mother,whose company he barely tolerate and that she had been given POA.

That makes you slightly paranoid.To this day he believes she stole money from him. Didn't but how can you reason with a person whose whole life has changed forever. It is probable his boyfriend physically abused him as well before he was found after the stroke.

Yep Jeff sounds crazy,but unfortunately I get it.

by Anonymousreply 1308/24/2012

I fear what he looks like now. Seeing those pics again , face, ass , cock - he had it all . Did anyone know If he was 'normal ' before his porn career, or is that an oxy-moron ?

by Anonymousreply 1408/24/2012

[quote]He was Argentinian, right? It's funny how they gave him the name 'Jeff Palmer' when he's so obviously not your run-of-the-mill white guy.

At 85% white, Argentina is the whitest country in South America. It's whiter than the U.S. though it's immigrants came predominantly from southern Europe. (Spain and Italy)

Lots of hot guys in Argentina.

by Anonymousreply 1608/24/2012

Seriously, R11? You didn't think a thread about a whorish porn star WOULD be safe for work, did you?

by Anonymousreply 1808/24/2012

His Playgirl pix:

by Anonymousreply 1908/24/2012

I LOVED that hot as fuck Asian dude that fucked him in so many of his videos.

by Anonymousreply 2108/24/2012

You're dumb as fuck R20. It says PORN in the thread title. What did you expect?

God help the kids you're supposed to be looking after!

by Anonymousreply 2208/24/2012

Oh please, R20 is pulling our chain.

by Anonymousreply 2308/24/2012

"Power Attorney" sounds like one of his mid-2000s films.

It really is a beautifully worded piece of hot steaming crazy mess. Thanks, OP.

by Anonymousreply 2408/24/2012

I'm here waiting for you buddy!

by Anonymousreply 2508/24/2012

He was raised in a crazy born-again christian household. He has a lot of severe mental health issues as a result of his upbringing. Very sad.

by Anonymousreply 2611/23/2012

R25...heaven, darling? Don't notice the flames do you?

by Anonymousreply 2711/23/2012

Good Lord. His website is like some 1998 GeoCities nightmare.

by Anonymousreply 2811/23/2012

I fluffed Jeff Palmer on a photo shoot circa 2002 and after the shoot we went at it, kissing and stroking and sucking each other's cocks. His body was natural, beautiful. His cock was thick like a bat along the whole length. He was a very cool guy with an easy sexuality and not crazy yet. Although he did give me a CD of his rockero music. It was absolutely terrible. I also found the Anglo porn name preposterous especially given his accent.

by Anonymousreply 2911/24/2012

He believes in Jebus....I guess he is crazy.

by Anonymousreply 3011/24/2012

Not that I'm an expert in porn from that era, but I don't remember him. The pix from back in the day are hot. I hope he looks better today than Jeff Stryker does.

I would love to know what my favorite vintage porn stars, Chris McKenzie and Eric Manchester, are doing these days.

by Anonymousreply 3111/24/2012

I just looked at his crazy town website! You're right! It does look like a Geocities piec of crap from 1998. It's also unintelligible. He is perhaps a little retarded.

Everyone should read his "diet"

by Anonymousreply 3211/24/2012

She's tremendous!

by Anonymousreply 3311/24/2012

R20 is too stupid to breathe.

by Anonymousreply 3411/24/2012

[quote]He was so fucking hot. One of the best porn stars out there.

never liked him

by Anonymousreply 3511/24/2012

[quote]Some workplaces are more sensitive than others when it comes to viewing adult material

you are ignorant to an EXTREME extent

by Anonymousreply 3611/24/2012

R 31 , his web site has a pic of him dated 11-2012 , about half way down the page...does not look good , I imagine the pic is not even recent ..

by Anonymousreply 3711/24/2012

I met him in the early-mid nineties. We went to the same gym. He was, at first, a scared, extremely shy kid who looked like he's run away if you said 'boo' to him. All the guys were after him but it took him a long time to come around. But then I watched him transform from the quietest, shyest guy at the gym into the gym's biggest whore. This all took place over a couple of years' time. I imagine that it was shortly after this that he went into porn. I went to a very slutty gym, btw, in west hollywood, filled with porn stars. I had sex with many of them right there in the gym, but not jeff palmer. We never hooked up and now I'm glad. THere was always something strange about him.

by Anonymousreply 3811/24/2012

Sad. Just very, very sad.

by Anonymousreply 3911/24/2012

TODAY WEDNESDAY AUGUST 22ND 2012, ME JEFF PALMER IS SENDING AN SOS, I’M ANNOUNCING TO THE WORLD OF MY ESCAPE FROM THE HOUSE I HAVE BEEN LIVING AT FOR THE PAST 7 YEARS OR SO, I WAS BASICALLY USED AS A GUINEA PIG, AND I WAS PUT THROUGH LOT OF PAIN FOR TOO LONG , YESTERDY TUESDAY NIGHT I COULDNT DO THIS OZONE THERAPY THING, IN WHICH THEY INJECT IN YOUR VEINS SOME POISONING GAS AND YOU LOSE YOUR APPETITE , LOSE WEIGHT, AND YOU DO THE MATH, ITS HARD TO BELIEVE I LIVED AND LOVED SOMEONE WHO ITS BEEN PUTTING ME THROUGH SO MUCH, BUT SURE I MUCH RATHER BE HOMELESS, I WOULD EVEN FEEL PROUD AND SO HAPPY TO BE HOMELESS,BUT ALIVE AND WELL, AND THAT IT IS WHAT JESUS HAS DECIDED FOR ME NOW,, FINALLY HE TOOK ME OUT OF MY PRISON AND NOW ITS HAPPENING LIKE IN MY LATEST FUCKING NICE AND SWEET DREAMS I BEEN HAVING.LATELY THE DEMONS FROM THAT GUY , IM SO EXCITED AND HAPPY TO BE ALIVE ODAY, THANKS HOLY TRINITY FORF NOT LETTING ANYMORE THAT A HOLE TO KEEP POISING ME AND TRY TO PUT ME IN A HOSPICE OR SOMETHIBNG LIKE THAT, ITS THE PLACE WHERE PEOPLE ARE TAKEN TO FINALLY DIE, AND THAT IS THE PLACE HE THREATEN ME WITH ALL THE TIME, WITH THE HELP OF APLA AND THE AIDS NETWORK BEHIND HIM, I SIGNED LAST YEAR MY RIGHTS TO HIM, HE BECAME MY POWER ATTORNEY TO MAKE DECISIONS FOR ME IN THE TIME I WAS READY TO DIE AND WANTED TO DO IT IN THE HOSPITAL,, BUT NOT EVEN AN INDUCED COMA FOR 3 WEEKS TOOK ME AWAY, LIKE JOE STEFANO, ROCKY AND OTHERS, THE DIFFERENCE WITH ME IS THAT I HAVE JESUS AS MY ULTIMATE WEAPON AND PROTECTION, AND IT ANGERS ME WHEN PEOPLE STILL DONT SEE THAT ITS JESUS NOT ME, IM JUST ONE OF HIS SERVERS JESUS HAD OTHER PLANS,FOR ME OTHER THEN DYING, TO MINE AND EVERYONE’S SURPRISE, NOW I SEE EVERYTHING AS NEW I FEEL LIKE IM 17 AGAIN LIKE ANNIE LENOX WOULD SING, SO, I JUST HAD ENOUGH, THE TIME OF MY FREEDOM HAS COME, NOW HE IS GIVING ME SO MUCH STRENGHT, AND IM READY FOR WHATEVER HAPPENS, ITS jESUS AND ME NOW AGAINST THE EVIL AND HIS AIDS NETWORK MACHINE, NOW ITS TOO LATEE TO KILL ME CAUSE IM EXPOSING THE REASONSSSSSS, AND THE RESPONSIBLE ONES FOR MY SUFFER AND PAIN AND DEATH, MY APOLOGIES TO THE ONES WHO ARE COMING HERE FOR JUST SEX,, BUT YOU NEED TO BE ALIVE TO BE ABLE TO FUCK AND CUM FUCK AND CUM, MMMM!, NOW THAT WOULD BE SOMETHING NICE TO DO AFTER NOT HAVING ANY KIND OF SEXUAL CONTACT WITH ANYONE FOR ONE FULL YEAR, FUCKEDF UP AH?, DAMN, WOW, THIS IS AN SOS IN THIS TIME AND ERA, THEY CAN DESINTEGRATE MY BODY BUT NOT ME.

by Anonymousreply 4011/24/2012

R31, Chris McKenzie has done some work for Treasure Island Media.

by Anonymousreply 4111/24/2012

Isn't he or wasn't he on meth? Probably is in a state of drug-induced paranoia. It's sad as he's so beautiful to look at but clearly mentally unstable.

by Anonymousreply 4211/24/2012

He actually has a wiki page. What a shame that he's so young. Only 37.

His real name is David Zuloaga, born March 27, 1975.He has been HIV positive for 15 years, infected at age 22.

So sad.

That said, please tell us more, R38. That is an INTERESTING story, and some real freakin' gossip!

by Anonymousreply 4311/24/2012

David Zuloaga was born in Los Angeles, California, but raised in Mendoza, Argentina by his evangelical parents from the age of two.

Palmer was well known for his large penis, which is uncircumcised and measures 7.5 inches (19 cm).

by Anonymousreply 4411/24/2012

R43, the strongest memories I have of him are from the earliest days of seeing him. He was young and very beautiful and extremely shy. He was would stand wide-eyed and watch the naked guys on the roof sunbathing or going at it in the sauna. But he wouldn't do anything himself for a while. You could tell he was kind of tortured about it: wanted more than anything to do it but couldn't bring himself to. Well, that didn't last long. Within months of arriving he started hooking up on the roof or in the steam room like everybody else and it wasn't long after that that he became a total steam room whore. Always hot though. And always sought after. But for me there was something strange in his eyes. A kind of crazy/dead look. But no denying he was beautiful, with a fantastic, perfect uncut cock.

by Anonymousreply 4511/24/2012

r45

was unprotected sex the norm there?

by Anonymousreply 4611/24/2012

I used to talk to him on AOL Instant Messenger around 1999/2000. Back then he was strictly a top. My how times have changed!

by Anonymousreply 4711/24/2012

T0m Cruize used to hire Jeff when he was at his peak and was escorting. This is a fact. No one ever believes me.

by Anonymousreply 4811/24/2012

Yeah right like I'm going to give my money to some hasbian whore.

by Anonymousreply 4911/24/2012

Sad. Really sad.

Our community can be so rough on people.

I feel bad that this guy has been used and discarded.

by Anonymousreply 5011/24/2012

Name one other man-whore who's advanced to respectability.

by Anonymousreply 5111/24/2012

I think the real reason people wrote off Jeff Palmer was when he became an AIDS denialist.

Talking about taking "loads of leche," over and over again, and how AIDS is a lie, etc., etc.

I don't think people had a problem with him being a whore, or HIV+.

It was his denial of the existence of AIDS that made him somewhat of a joke.

Even so, I feel bad for him, being infected at such a young age. 22 years old! Between his batshit crazy upbringing, and his early infection, I'm not surprised he went off the deep end.

by Anonymousreply 5211/24/2012

Chief Justice Mike Branson?

by Anonymousreply 5311/24/2012

Sorry, I'm still trying to come to terms with that website. Damn.

by Anonymousreply 5411/24/2012

Is he still denying AIDS exists? Does he think it's normal for a 30-something-year-old to be lapsing into comas and falling apart?

by Anonymousreply 5511/24/2012

r46, yes it was.

I remember sitting at the phone bank (I guess this was before the days of the ubiquitous cell phones--early nineties--in any case, there was a wall of about three pay phones with stools) and listening to one of the porn stars/hookers who was talking to a client. He said 'You gotta tell me what you want, man. (pause) Why? Cause I could get there and you could want me to stick a bowling ball up my ass. You gotta tell me what you want." I have never forgotten those words, lol.

I had a couple of very hot encounters in the steam room with Maxx Grand, among others. The place was teeming with porn stars.

by Anonymousreply 5611/24/2012

[quote] Back then he was strictly a top.

Oh, my sides.

My sides.

by Anonymousreply 5711/24/2012

Please tell us more about Max Grand. He was always incredibly hot.

by Anonymousreply 5811/24/2012

[quote]Good Lord. His website is like some 1998 GeoCities nightmare.

THANK YOU I MADE IT ME JEFF PALMER SELF I USE TEMPLATE FROM HTML AND HTTP AND POST TOGETHER WITH PICTURES FROM ME.

by Anonymousreply 5911/24/2012

Oh you fishwives trying to be men!

by Anonymousreply 6011/24/2012

[quote]Please tell us more about Max Grand. He was always incredibly hot.

A friend of mine hooked up with him several times in LA.

Said he was a fantastic fuck.

World-class.

by Anonymousreply 6111/24/2012

"Crazy Eyes" for days!

by Anonymousreply 6211/24/2012

R58, Max was pretty great all around. Aside having a gorgeous body and a really beautiful uncut dick, he was a really nice guy. Good kisser. Very sensuous. The second time we hooked up he plowed my ass. He was very, very hot at the time.

by Anonymousreply 6311/25/2012

She is basically correct. "HIV/AID$" is a multi- billion dollar hoax that has bled American taxpayers(who finance it nearly 100%) for the past 28 years. Though it has been truly a gold mine for the politically well-connected elite in the pharma and related industries. It has nothing to do with sex and it is not contagious. In north america and western europe what is called "HIV/AID$" is the result of the overuse of pharma(including HIV drugs) and rec drigs. In Africa it is the 'result' of the WHO renaming very old diseases as "AID$"

by Anonymousreply 6411/25/2012

And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mrs Patrick Campbell reveals the crazy that has made the misogynist ding-a-ling a pariah here.

Go away, dear, we're not interested in train wrecks.

by Anonymousreply 6511/26/2012

Sad to hear Chris McKenzie is doing videos for that creep show of a company.

by Anonymousreply 6611/26/2012

I got about halfway down his web page to where it says "Jesus Christ" and thought "... my sentiments exactly."

by Anonymousreply 6711/26/2012

Miss r65 calls MPC names but she is totally unable to disprove what MPC says.

Interesting.

by Anonymousreply 6811/26/2012

Jeff is one of the rare porn stars who had his impressive cock sucked by Supreme Court Justice appointee, Mike Branson.

It happened in an all leather orgy scene in a film called "The Chosen." Then Mike latched onto uber bottom Derek Cameron and pounded him for the rest of the film. The word on the street was that Mike and Derek "dated" for a brief time after the film.

A little taste of the film:

by Anonymousreply 6911/26/2012

Oh that reminds me, I need to pick up my chaps from the dry cleaners

by Anonymousreply 7011/26/2012

What would Streisand say about all this?!?

by Anonymousreply 7111/26/2012

In all these years, R68 is the first time I've ever seen MPC talk back to one of her detractors.

by Anonymousreply 7211/26/2012

I'm a focking slot!

by Anonymousreply 7311/26/2012

R31, Chris McKenzie has done work for Treasure Island Media as recently as a few years ago. Google it.

by Anonymousreply 7411/26/2012

Is MPC too fucking stupid to realize how trolldar works? We can all plainly see that's you at R68, referring to yourself in 3rd person and defending your crazy-assed post.

by Anonymousreply 7511/26/2012

Meth paranoia. I dated a methhead for years. They pull this shit ALL the time.

Thread closed.

by Anonymousreply 7611/26/2012

R68, no one needs to "disprove" what Mrs. Patsy Clampett has to say. Thirt years of extensive research has already disproved it. Honestly, you HIV deniers are the greatest evil in the world, with the exception of the gay Republicans. and I'm not sure that exemption is even apt.

by Anonymousreply 7711/26/2012
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