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I need to get nailed

Help!

by Anonymousreply 2611/09/2012

Oh, honey, stop bothering us and go get a hustler.

by Anonymousreply 108/23/2012

Go see my friend Pontius Pilatus. Last time I was there I got nailed 3 times!

by Anonymousreply 208/23/2012

Call Snoop.

by Anonymousreply 308/23/2012

Call Bow Wow later. Miss Thing is sleeping right now.

by Anonymousreply 408/23/2012

Grindr.

by Anonymousreply 508/23/2012

I hear ya, sista!

by Anonymousreply 608/23/2012

Is Padre Pio posting here again?

by Anonymousreply 708/23/2012

What will become of Cheryl and her stinky pussy?

by Anonymousreply 808/23/2012

Where are ya? Let's screw.

by Anonymousreply 908/23/2012

We know you do, Miss Renner. I recommend thailadyboiz.com

by Anonymousreply 1108/23/2012

Are you flat as a board?

by Anonymousreply 1208/23/2012

Ladybird - aren't you going to the Republican National Convention?

by Anonymousreply 1308/23/2012

LOL, OP!

by Anonymousreply 1408/23/2012

Jesus! Chill!

by Anonymousreply 1508/23/2012

Hold still

by Anonymousreply 1608/23/2012

What's your address OP. I'll bring my tool box and I'm cheaper and better looking.

by Anonymousreply 1708/24/2012

R7, tears streaming down my face! Tell me you're a lapsed Catholic.

by Anonymousreply 1808/24/2012

Whew! Glad that happened.

by Anonymousreply 1908/25/2012

Could you see my house from the cross?

by Anonymousreply 2008/25/2012

OP, if you're male, cute, white, not excessively fat, butch, American, and wide open (and wear your shirts that way so I have easy access to those nips) with a nice spankable, pinchable ass, then yes, I wanna fuck yer ass off. Age is immaterial as long as you're over 21. Oh, and I like uniforms, lately I've had the urge to dress a guy up in a cop uniform, paddle his ass to warm it up then stick it in and screw that hot ass. Would getting nailed make you a nicer guy?

by Anonymousreply 2108/25/2012

It's that time again. Mama needs a good pounding.

by Anonymousreply 2211/09/2012

Here's an idea. Leave your house, go somewhere where you can meet someone who might be able to nail you, and we will wish you the very best of luck in getting laid.

by Anonymousreply 2311/09/2012

Is this BYOH? Or can I use a nail gun?

by Anonymousreply 2411/09/2012

And it's a world of ten-penny common nails out there willing to split your knothole, OP.

Get hammered first and then it will be easier to get nailed.

by Anonymousreply 2511/09/2012

[quote]OP, if you're male, cute, white, not excessively fat, butch, American, and wide open (and wear your shirts that way so I have easy access to those nips) with a nice spankable, pinchable ass, then yes, I wanna fuck yer ass off. Age is immaterial as long as you're over 21. Oh, and I like uniforms, lately I've had the urge to dress a guy up in a cop uniform, paddle his ass to warm it up then stick it in and screw that hot ass. Would getting nailed make you a nicer guy?

Shouldn't this have been posted on the "I sincerely hope an insider from the Romney campaign writes a tell-all..." thread?

by Anonymousreply 2611/09/2012
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