Still a twink at 34?
|by Anonymous||reply 69||01/12/2017|
Has he always had that scar between his eyes?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||08/19/2012|
All twinkled out. No longer cute or relevant.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||08/19/2012|
He apparently has a newish B-list actress girlfriend. Younger than him this time.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||02/04/2013|
I saw this guy yesterday and wondered if anyone had mentioned him. Not really, I guess.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||02/13/2013|
I still think he's highly doable.
He sort of has that Keanu thing (to a lesser degree, of course). He's aging fine for now.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||02/13/2013|
Fug. He looks dirty. In dire need of a shower.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||02/13/2013|
He isn't cute any longer.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||02/13/2013|
R6 So does Keanu most of the time. That's part of the perverse appeal.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||02/13/2013|
Yikes! Ive seen better heads on boils!
|by Anonymous||reply 9||02/13/2013|
How young, r3? I ask because he hit on my teenage niece, knowing she was a high school student.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||02/13/2013|
I have friends who did cocaine with Justin and Drew Barrymore when they were dating. Everyone in the house had to sign a release saying they won't mention anything to anyone or whatever. Pretty crazy..
|by Anonymous||reply 11||02/13/2013|
What exactly would be the repercussions of violating the release, r11?
|by Anonymous||reply 12||02/13/2013|
Speaking of "long," that's the condition his nose was in before his BAD nose job.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||02/13/2013|
R2 probably needs to recheck the definition of "relevant" and then look into a mirror.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||02/13/2013|
From what I was told, the "long" does not refer to what's downstairs. Know-whut-I-mean?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||02/13/2013|
R12, they would have a right to sue. But whatever....I don't know much else or don't care. I just thought it was weird that they all had to sign something.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||02/13/2013|
Shannon Woodward, R3? Seems he has a type. Maybe she also does, which would be the Twinkish Woman-Player. And girlfriend has got to be basically his age, maybe *younger than Drew* was meant.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||02/13/2013|
[quote] I ask because he hit on my teenage niece, knowing she was a high school student.
That’s not surprising. Also reminds me of some John Mayer stories, and Long and Mayer coincidentally share a hometown, which I share with them. Isn’t JM dating Katy, Shannon’s BFF? Small world...
|by Anonymous||reply 18||02/13/2013|
He looks slightly Asian in OP's pic.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||02/13/2013|
Definitely Shannon Woodward. They'll go the distance, this pair. I'm glad they get to resume wildly banging now.
[quote]From what I was told, the "long" does not refer to what's downstairs. Know-whut-I-mean?
I'm quite sure that is very incorrect of you.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||02/19/2013|
R20 = Justin?
|by Anonymous||reply 21||02/19/2013|
Ha, R21, I was gonna do R20= Shannon Woodward? Agree that they must both have a type. He is hung though, what a sexy time for all.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||02/19/2013|
Wait, he had a prefame nose job? He'd probably get the same amount of tail without it.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||02/19/2013|
He's never been cute.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||02/19/2013|
He seems nonthreatening...so the gals like him.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||02/19/2013|
My partner and I went to see Live Free or Die Hard a few years back and at the exact same time, when he was on the screen, we said to each other, "Damn, he's fug!" We laughed like crazy. In all fairness, anyone would look bad next to Bruce Willis.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||02/19/2013|
Yeah, he's a bit like Andy Garfield, so Shannon makes sense. Wonder how long it will last.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||02/19/2013|
The first thing I ever saw him in was that awful movie he did with Kelly Clarkson, 'From Justin to Kelly'. I was not impressed. I'll never pay to see another one of his films. Did Drew Barrymore really date him? She must be messed up.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||02/19/2013|
He would be kind of okay looking if he would bathe. He seems like the type of guy that always has a really dirty butthole. Decent actor though.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||02/19/2013|
Wow, what a random, innocuous person to heap abuse upon.
It's not like he's ever presented himself as a sex symbol. He's just a normal, cute guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||02/19/2013|
I think Justin Long is cute. I like him as an actor. I think a lot of people are miserable in their own lives and like to shit on everyone else. I like Justin.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||02/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 32||02/19/2013|
R31 I was gonna say something similar. I like him in the movies I have seen of his. He's like the guy next door. Likeable. Not sexy or gorgeous, but average. I like average guys. I would like to see him become a bigger star. He has the potential to go far. As long as he doesn't get stuck in the groove of making Julia Roberts style wedding comedies, he should do fine. I get a totally straight vibe off of him, but if he decided to go gay or bi, I'd definitely do him.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||02/19/2013|
"He looks *slightly* Asian" - duh, he's like 1/2 Asian or more.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||02/19/2013|
Abuse, R30!? Negatory. You must be new.
Hey, if did flirt with minors and does have coke parties, which sounds plausible, he ended up with a hell of a lot to his name anyway. The guy can probably take a few bitchy reviews. I don't think he looks hideous or anything btw. Actors like him can't really get away with true fug.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||02/20/2013|
I hate when people do this.
A twink is a young, attractive male in his late teens and early 20s. Think "college aged". It's applicable up to age 25, tops.
An attractive and youthful-looking man over 25 is just a good looking man. He is not a twink. Just like a 20-something who likes Taylor Swift is not a "tween" and a 40 year-old who likes old b+w movies is not a senior citizen. Having one attribute associated with a particular age group does not make you part of that age group.
Justin Long is a good-looking man who does not look his age. He is not a twink.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||02/20/2013|
You sound old, R36.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||02/20/2013|
Totally agree with your post, r36. Oh, r37: You sound like a typical datalounge creep!
|by Anonymous||reply 38||02/22/2013|
Another vote for Justin. Highly doable.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||02/22/2013|
I think he's really handsome and very fuckable as well. Not a twink, though.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||02/22/2013|
How long has he been dating Shannon Woodward?? Oh, this'll be good..
|by Anonymous||reply 41||03/06/2013|
R41, This will be great. We can't wait for them to become the next Apatow and Mann, our favorites.
It's already happening, as they're going to start touring festivals together very shortly! Get pumped!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 42||03/07/2013|
Saw him and this alleged gf. Again. This guy is everywhere (so is everyone who always sees him I guess.) He's apparently narcissistic and pretentious underneath the nice guy thing, so maybe both parties win by not approaching him.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||05/22/2013|
No...at the end of the day, he's no different than any Hollywood ass. Same goes for this Shannon woman he's with.
But he did post a pic of himself in bed with their dog this morning. What do we think?
|by Anonymous||reply 44||06/04/2013|
We don't think, R44. We just lol at the inevitable fail.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||06/04/2013|
I am not sure but I think he has a nose job, could you please confirm? I think his nose looks much better some years ago. Thanks for your reply;)
|by Anonymous||reply 46||02/09/2015|
He looks like a Jew. I bet he secretly is one.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||02/09/2015|
He's short and extremely fug. He's not attractive at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||02/09/2015|
I'd fuck the taste out of his mouth. I've wanted a piece of that since Jeepers Creepers.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||02/09/2015|
R37 get a life.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||02/09/2015|
He was on an episode of "Portlandia" recently. I could hardly tell him and Carrie Brownstein apart..
|by Anonymous||reply 51||02/10/2015|
R34, IMDB says he's Sicilian and Polish. Says nothing about Asian.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||02/10/2015|
R50, you do realize you're talking back to someone who posted almost two years ago, right?
I'm old, but you are older.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||02/10/2015|
I saw him in a mediocre play at the Williamstown Theater Festival last summer. The star of the production was Renee Fleming, but Justin gave best performance. The play is slated to run with Fleming starring on Broadway this spring. i don't know whether Justin will be in it.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||02/10/2015|
You know, he isn't handsome, but I find him sexy
|by Anonymous||reply 55||01/08/2017|
Do we now have a Justin Long troll? What's with all these bumped Justin Long threads?
|by Anonymous||reply 56||01/08/2017|
R56 - agreed. Just saw two of them and haven't heard about him in ages. Honestly, no one really ever talked about him much. He's always been geek-sexy but never a looker in the face. Always been a solid actor but never a leading man. Cutey though... R29 - dirty or spring clean - I'd sure sniff it. His booty is his most redeeming asset; it's pretty fucking perfect.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||01/08/2017|
Do you want to KISS him? Do you want to SEX him?!
|by Anonymous||reply 58||01/08/2017|
how did he get to be so rich? net worth estmated to be 15 million
|by Anonymous||reply 59||01/08/2017|
I believe that he's ventured behind the camera on collaborations with his brother.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||01/08/2017|
Birth Name: Justin J. Long
Place of Birth: Fairfield, Connecticut
Date of Birth: June 2, 1978
Ethnicity: Sicilian (grandmother), possibly Polish
Justin Long is an American actor.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||01/09/2017|
I've always found him sexy in a nerdy way. He's very likable. I sort of have a thing for nice and friendly guys and Justin seems to be like that, even though someone did call him a narcissistic cunt earlier.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||01/09/2017|
R61 = I can see the Polish part. The biggest, roundest, sexiest male asses that I have ever encountered were attached to Polish guys. Sadly, the faces were usually sub par. For an ass man - that is OK by me; for others not so much. Both his butt and face appear to have some Polish genes going on.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||01/12/2017|
No one is a twink at 34. The cutoff is about 25, or 30 if you're truly young looking and naturally smooth.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||01/12/2017|
Is she still pining away for Drew Barrymore?
|by Anonymous||reply 65||01/12/2017|
I could see him being more popular with gay tops than straight women.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||01/12/2017|
Shannon Woodward is a lez.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||01/12/2017|
Didn't this snap sink Dusty's hetero career?
|by Anonymous||reply 68||01/12/2017|
Renee Fleming does theatre?? Not my favourite opera singer, but to each their own, I guess... Very American.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||01/12/2017|