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Justin Long

Still a twink at 34?

by Anonymousreply 6901/12/2017

Has he always had that scar between his eyes?

by Anonymousreply 108/19/2012

All twinkled out. No longer cute or relevant.

by Anonymousreply 208/19/2012

He apparently has a newish B-list actress girlfriend. Younger than him this time.

by Anonymousreply 302/04/2013

I saw this guy yesterday and wondered if anyone had mentioned him. Not really, I guess.

by Anonymousreply 402/13/2013

I still think he's highly doable.

He sort of has that Keanu thing (to a lesser degree, of course). He's aging fine for now.

by Anonymousreply 502/13/2013

Fug. He looks dirty. In dire need of a shower.

by Anonymousreply 602/13/2013

He isn't cute any longer.

by Anonymousreply 702/13/2013

R6 So does Keanu most of the time. That's part of the perverse appeal.

by Anonymousreply 802/13/2013

Yikes! Ive seen better heads on boils!

by Anonymousreply 902/13/2013

How young, r3? I ask because he hit on my teenage niece, knowing she was a high school student.

by Anonymousreply 1002/13/2013

I have friends who did cocaine with Justin and Drew Barrymore when they were dating. Everyone in the house had to sign a release saying they won't mention anything to anyone or whatever. Pretty crazy..

by Anonymousreply 1102/13/2013

What exactly would be the repercussions of violating the release, r11?

by Anonymousreply 1202/13/2013

Speaking of "long," that's the condition his nose was in before his BAD nose job.

by Anonymousreply 1302/13/2013

R2 probably needs to recheck the definition of "relevant" and then look into a mirror.

by Anonymousreply 1402/13/2013

From what I was told, the "long" does not refer to what's downstairs. Know-whut-I-mean?

by Anonymousreply 1502/13/2013

R12, they would have a right to sue. But whatever....I don't know much else or don't care. I just thought it was weird that they all had to sign something.

by Anonymousreply 1602/13/2013

Shannon Woodward, R3? Seems he has a type. Maybe she also does, which would be the Twinkish Woman-Player. And girlfriend has got to be basically his age, maybe *younger than Drew* was meant.

by Anonymousreply 1702/13/2013

[quote] I ask because he hit on my teenage niece, knowing she was a high school student.

That’s not surprising. Also reminds me of some John Mayer stories, and Long and Mayer coincidentally share a hometown, which I share with them. Isn’t JM dating Katy, Shannon’s BFF? Small world...

by Anonymousreply 1802/13/2013

He looks slightly Asian in OP's pic.

by Anonymousreply 1902/13/2013

Definitely Shannon Woodward. They'll go the distance, this pair. I'm glad they get to resume wildly banging now.

[quote]From what I was told, the "long" does not refer to what's downstairs. Know-whut-I-mean?

I'm quite sure that is very incorrect of you.

by Anonymousreply 2002/19/2013

R20 = Justin?

by Anonymousreply 2102/19/2013

Ha, R21, I was gonna do R20= Shannon Woodward? Agree that they must both have a type. He is hung though, what a sexy time for all.

by Anonymousreply 2202/19/2013

Wait, he had a prefame nose job? He'd probably get the same amount of tail without it.

by Anonymousreply 2302/19/2013

He's never been cute.

by Anonymousreply 2402/19/2013

He seems the gals like him.

by Anonymousreply 2502/19/2013

My partner and I went to see Live Free or Die Hard a few years back and at the exact same time, when he was on the screen, we said to each other, "Damn, he's fug!" We laughed like crazy. In all fairness, anyone would look bad next to Bruce Willis.

by Anonymousreply 2602/19/2013

Yeah, he's a bit like Andy Garfield, so Shannon makes sense. Wonder how long it will last.

by Anonymousreply 2702/19/2013

The first thing I ever saw him in was that awful movie he did with Kelly Clarkson, 'From Justin to Kelly'. I was not impressed. I'll never pay to see another one of his films. Did Drew Barrymore really date him? She must be messed up.

by Anonymousreply 2802/19/2013

He would be kind of okay looking if he would bathe. He seems like the type of guy that always has a really dirty butthole. Decent actor though.

by Anonymousreply 2902/19/2013

Wow, what a random, innocuous person to heap abuse upon.

It's not like he's ever presented himself as a sex symbol. He's just a normal, cute guy.

by Anonymousreply 3002/19/2013

I think Justin Long is cute. I like him as an actor. I think a lot of people are miserable in their own lives and like to shit on everyone else. I like Justin.

by Anonymousreply 3102/19/2013

uh oh...

by Anonymousreply 3202/19/2013

R31 I was gonna say something similar. I like him in the movies I have seen of his. He's like the guy next door. Likeable. Not sexy or gorgeous, but average. I like average guys. I would like to see him become a bigger star. He has the potential to go far. As long as he doesn't get stuck in the groove of making Julia Roberts style wedding comedies, he should do fine. I get a totally straight vibe off of him, but if he decided to go gay or bi, I'd definitely do him.

by Anonymousreply 3302/19/2013

"He looks *slightly* Asian" - duh, he's like 1/2 Asian or more.

by Anonymousreply 3402/19/2013

Abuse, R30!? Negatory. You must be new.

Hey, if did flirt with minors and does have coke parties, which sounds plausible, he ended up with a hell of a lot to his name anyway. The guy can probably take a few bitchy reviews. I don't think he looks hideous or anything btw. Actors like him can't really get away with true fug.

by Anonymousreply 3502/20/2013

I hate when people do this.

A twink is a young, attractive male in his late teens and early 20s. Think "college aged". It's applicable up to age 25, tops.

An attractive and youthful-looking man over 25 is just a good looking man. He is not a twink. Just like a 20-something who likes Taylor Swift is not a "tween" and a 40 year-old who likes old b+w movies is not a senior citizen. Having one attribute associated with a particular age group does not make you part of that age group.

Justin Long is a good-looking man who does not look his age. He is not a twink.

by Anonymousreply 3602/20/2013

You sound old, R36.

by Anonymousreply 3702/20/2013

Totally agree with your post, r36. Oh, r37: You sound like a typical datalounge creep!

by Anonymousreply 3802/22/2013

Another vote for Justin. Highly doable.

by Anonymousreply 3902/22/2013

I think he's really handsome and very fuckable as well. Not a twink, though.

by Anonymousreply 4002/22/2013

How long has he been dating Shannon Woodward?? Oh, this'll be good..

by Anonymousreply 4103/06/2013

R41, This will be great. We can't wait for them to become the next Apatow and Mann, our favorites.

It's already happening, as they're going to start touring festivals together very shortly! Get pumped!!!

by Anonymousreply 4203/07/2013

Saw him and this alleged gf. Again. This guy is everywhere (so is everyone who always sees him I guess.) He's apparently narcissistic and pretentious underneath the nice guy thing, so maybe both parties win by not approaching him.

by Anonymousreply 4305/22/2013 the end of the day, he's no different than any Hollywood ass. Same goes for this Shannon woman he's with.

But he did post a pic of himself in bed with their dog this morning. What do we think?

by Anonymousreply 4406/04/2013

We don't think, R44. We just lol at the inevitable fail.

by Anonymousreply 4506/04/2013

I am not sure but I think he has a nose job, could you please confirm? I think his nose looks much better some years ago. Thanks for your reply;)

by Anonymousreply 4602/09/2015

He looks like a Jew. I bet he secretly is one.

by Anonymousreply 4702/09/2015

He's short and extremely fug. He's not attractive at all.

by Anonymousreply 4802/09/2015

I'd fuck the taste out of his mouth. I've wanted a piece of that since Jeepers Creepers.

by Anonymousreply 4902/09/2015

R37 get a life.

by Anonymousreply 5002/09/2015

He was on an episode of "Portlandia" recently. I could hardly tell him and Carrie Brownstein apart..

by Anonymousreply 5102/10/2015

R34, IMDB says he's Sicilian and Polish. Says nothing about Asian.

by Anonymousreply 5202/10/2015

R50, you do realize you're talking back to someone who posted almost two years ago, right?

I'm old, but you are older.

by Anonymousreply 5302/10/2015

I saw him in a mediocre play at the Williamstown Theater Festival last summer. The star of the production was Renee Fleming, but Justin gave best performance. The play is slated to run with Fleming starring on Broadway this spring. i don't know whether Justin will be in it.

by Anonymousreply 5402/10/2015

You know, he isn't handsome, but I find him sexy

by Anonymousreply 5501/08/2017

Do we now have a Justin Long troll? What's with all these bumped Justin Long threads?

by Anonymousreply 5601/08/2017

R56 - agreed. Just saw two of them and haven't heard about him in ages. Honestly, no one really ever talked about him much. He's always been geek-sexy but never a looker in the face. Always been a solid actor but never a leading man. Cutey though... R29 - dirty or spring clean - I'd sure sniff it. His booty is his most redeeming asset; it's pretty fucking perfect.

by Anonymousreply 5701/08/2017

Do you want to KISS him? Do you want to SEX him?!

by Anonymousreply 5801/08/2017

how did he get to be so rich? net worth estmated to be 15 million

by Anonymousreply 5901/08/2017

I believe that he's ventured behind the camera on collaborations with his brother.

by Anonymousreply 6001/09/2017

Birth Name: Justin J. Long

Place of Birth: Fairfield, Connecticut

Date of Birth: June 2, 1978

Ethnicity: Sicilian (grandmother), possibly Polish

Justin Long is an American actor.

by Anonymousreply 6101/09/2017

I've always found him sexy in a nerdy way. He's very likable. I sort of have a thing for nice and friendly guys and Justin seems to be like that, even though someone did call him a narcissistic cunt earlier.

by Anonymousreply 6201/09/2017

R61 = I can see the Polish part. The biggest, roundest, sexiest male asses that I have ever encountered were attached to Polish guys. Sadly, the faces were usually sub par. For an ass man - that is OK by me; for others not so much. Both his butt and face appear to have some Polish genes going on.

by Anonymousreply 6301/12/2017

No one is a twink at 34. The cutoff is about 25, or 30 if you're truly young looking and naturally smooth.

by Anonymousreply 6401/12/2017

Is she still pining away for Drew Barrymore?

by Anonymousreply 6501/12/2017

I could see him being more popular with gay tops than straight women.

by Anonymousreply 6601/12/2017

Shannon Woodward is a lez.

by Anonymousreply 6701/12/2017

Didn't this snap sink Dusty's hetero career?

by Anonymousreply 6801/12/2017

Renee Fleming does theatre?? Not my favourite opera singer, but to each their own, I guess... Very American.

by Anonymousreply 6901/12/2017
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