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Is Ryan trying to tell us something?

hmm...

by Anonymousreply 4105/26/2013

Nice try, hon, but that's not Paul Ryan.

by Anonymousreply 108/19/2012

Sigh - it's Ryan Lochte you idiot R1.

by Anonymousreply 208/19/2012

It's Ryan Paul!

by Anonymousreply 308/19/2012

That's Ryan Reynolds.

by Anonymousreply 408/19/2012

It's Ryan O'Neill

by Anonymousreply 508/19/2012

There's a woman in the background so it is obviously a straight party in Ryan's eyes.

by Anonymousreply 608/19/2012

Ryan is exactly the frattish type who, if drunk and/or high, would let you suck him off, no reciprocation. There would be an unspoken agreement between the two of you while he was without girlfriend - when he finally acquired a girlfriend, though, he wouldn't remember your name. Repeat cycle if girlfriend hightails it.

by Anonymousreply 708/19/2012

OP needs to be more specific when posting about someone with such a generic name.

by Anonymousreply 808/19/2012

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by Anonymousreply 908/19/2012

It's Irene Ryan from The Beverly Hillbillies!

by Anonymousreply 1008/19/2012

He was good on Fashion Police, but he is incredibly dumb.

by Anonymousreply 1108/19/2012

The Olympics were finished one week ago and he's already getting a paunch? Mein Gott!

by Anonymousreply 1208/19/2012

He is one beautiful man. I don't find him dumb at all. He's quite innocent and not jaded in the least. I think that's why so many of DL find him "dumb." The kid is simply young, he's likely anything but dumb. He a bit starry eyed, but hell who wouldn't be at his age?

I wish everyone were kind to him. He'll become far less wholesome in a very short time. If he's gay, I'm happy for him and my fellow Gayersons.

by Anonymousreply 1308/19/2012

R13, dear, he is 28. Young for someone of your advanced years, but hardly young for the rest of us.

by Anonymousreply 1408/19/2012

It's Ryan Seacrest!

by Anonymousreply 1508/19/2012

The best part of Lochte's appearance on Fashion Police was the striptease...

by Anonymousreply 1608/19/2012

I've known boxes of hair that were smarter than he is.

He's adorable and basically good-hearted, but he's vain and stupid. He's basically Ted Baxter in a Speedo.

by Anonymousreply 1708/19/2012

Ryan is spry.

by Anonymousreply 1808/19/2012

He is the very epitome of "douchebag".

by Anonymousreply 1908/19/2012

Love that his pink Speedos have purple stars on them.

by Anonymousreply 2008/19/2012

Some days he's Rhyanna.

by Anonymousreply 2108/19/2012

You just know that one of those Broke Straight Boys type sites has video of him j.o.'ing for the camera somwhere.

by Anonymousreply 2208/19/2012

where did he get that speedo? Mattel?

by Anonymousreply 2308/19/2012

From the looks of it, the clearance bin at TJMaxx.

by Anonymousreply 2408/19/2012

Apparently, Miss Thing designed the hot pink Speedo with stars all by herself.

by Anonymousreply 2508/19/2012

As Miss Ryan has told both Matt Lauer and Joan Rivers, when the Olympics are over, he's moving to LA to "get into fashion".

Look for him next season as a contestant on Project Runway.

(and yes, he designed his own speedo, against my express wishes)

by Anonymousreply 2608/20/2012

The photo was taken at the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas, I assume at their Sunday "Retox" party. Unfortunately it actually is the most heterosexual place on earth, Lochte's Speedos notwithstanding.

by Anonymousreply 2708/20/2012

The black guy in the pic is hot.

Ryan should make out with him.

by Anonymousreply 2808/20/2012

OMG, look at the love handles at R9.

by Anonymousreply 2908/20/2012

I can't figure out his cock outline. Is it sideways?

by Anonymousreply 3008/20/2012

Totally gaybaiting for media attention.

by Anonymousreply 3108/20/2012

[quote]Ryan is exactly the frattish type who, if drunk and/or high, would let you suck him off, no reciprocation.

Why would you not want reciprocation? Why do some gay men say this? Do they see themselves as prostitutes? These statements lack any self-respect.

[quote]There would be an unspoken agreement between the two of you while he was without girlfriend - when he finally acquired a girlfriend, though, he wouldn't remember your name. Repeat cycle if girlfriend hightails it.

Unspoken agreement? How creepy. And, "girlfriend"? He would be a homosexual or bisexual (most likely homosexual) if he got hard to another man.

by Anonymousreply 3208/20/2012

[quote]These statements lack any self-respect.

Self-respect doesn't get you laid. Being a skanky slut (dealing with mommy and daddy issues) yet does.

[quote]Unspoken agreement? How creepy.

Mommy Lochte, the blowjob noises come from inside the house!

by Anonymousreply 3308/20/2012

He's straight! Don't you see he's STRAIGHT!!!

by Anonymousreply 3408/20/2012

R33, lacking self-respect?

And, "unspoken agreement" gave me douche chills. What's to be "unspoken" about? The act of homosexuality? Is Joseph McCarthy going to come hunt you down?

by Anonymousreply 3508/20/2012

He reminds me of douchey hockey player, Sean Avery, who's also into fashion.

by Anonymousreply 3608/20/2012

i saw a series of these pictures over at another site and in some photos, his package can hardly be seen...and yes, he comes off as dumb but that's ok, he's a jock...

by Anonymousreply 3708/20/2012

He reminds me of hockey player Paul Bissonnette, mr speedo

by Anonymousreply 3808/20/2012

r12- i said the same thing last night! he is sucking in the gut big time! At his age (and metabolism) i would think that 2 weeks post victory wouldn't lead to such... gain

by Anonymousreply 3908/20/2012

Both hockey players mentioned(Sean Avery and Paul Bissonnette) have a long history of gay rumors.

by Anonymousreply 4008/20/2012

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by Anonymousreply 4105/26/2013
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