Saggy tits and back fat, wth a flat broad ass.
Lindsay Lohan is a 50 Year Old Waitress, Right?
|by Anonymous||reply 48||11/13/2012|
A peek-a-boo sag halter, great idea Lindsay!
|by Anonymous||reply 1||08/17/2012|
And to top off that sagging mess, back freckles. Gross.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||08/17/2012|
She really just needs a supportive bra.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||08/17/2012|
What is wrong with this girl that she finds it impossible to put anything remotely flattering on?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||08/17/2012|
I thought casting her as Elizabeth Taylor was a terrible idea, but she kinda looks like Liz in these pix... the 55-year-old Liz.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||08/17/2012|
R4 - Britney and Jessica suffer from the same disorder.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||08/17/2012|
r4 Id like to see your wardrobe choice.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||08/17/2012|
R7 I may not be a fashionista anymore but I would argue I get it right more often than she does, however I'm not a starlet trying to revive my career, so it wouldn't matter even if I didn't. Lindsay's career is hanging by a thread and she knows that she is photographed everywhere she goes, so instead of spending her money on another first class ticket to a party in Paris, it would be wise to hire a stylist and start looking like a movie star rather than a middle aged trucker turning tricks at a rest stop.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||08/18/2012|
That girl's a trashcan!
|by Anonymous||reply 9||08/18/2012|
White American trash
|by Anonymous||reply 10||08/18/2012|
Normal body. Stop watching porn.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||08/18/2012|
Boobs that saggy on. 25 year old are nt normal. The bitch has cocaine induced progeria.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||08/18/2012|
She still has nice legs, tho.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||08/18/2012|
This is what happens when you spend your life drinking and drugging. Why are you surprised?
|by Anonymous||reply 14||08/18/2012|
She DESPERATELY needs a stylist.
Even her plastic surgery is all wrong - her whole appeal was that Irishy fresh face pixie anime look with the little lips and huge green eyes - injecting her lips was a terrible idea.
Her hair is wayyyyy too long. And you can see the weave.
Her outfits are hidjus.
She does look like she's turning tricks at a Memphis rest stop.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||08/18/2012|
I hate to be the one coming to her defense on this one. First of all, she's got bad posture in all of those pics, any woman who leans over and stands like that will end up with less than desirable side boob saggage. Second, larger breasts are the first to sag. Guess what guys, they don't stay perky like those A and B cups unless they're fake. Weight fluctuation also speeds of the sagging process, it has nothing to do with how much one parties.
The focus here should be that her outfit looks like shit and she's a hot mess. I'm sure there were pics of her standing up straight that looked much better, but I doubt those would make it to the tabs.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||08/18/2012|
Cocaine is not going to cause tits to sag. There is natural variation in the firmness of breast tissue.
Again, stop watching porn.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||08/18/2012|
The problem isn't her saggy tits as much as her delusion that she's Marilyn Monroe incarnate, so she flaunts her saggy boobs unaware of how foolish she looks. Don't wear peekaboo outfits unless you have something people want to peek at.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||08/18/2012|
And rich men (still) pay to fuck her?
|by Anonymous||reply 19||08/18/2012|
Her breasts are completely fine. It's her face, hair, and outfit that are a problem.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||08/18/2012|
I agree she looks rode hard and put away wet, but her body is fine. I just don't like to perpetuate unreasonable expectations for women's bodies. Unfair, and dangerous.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||08/18/2012|
R16, Pec exercises starting early in life will prevent breast sagging.
Female body builders can do remarkable tricks with their breastesses.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||08/18/2012|
R22, Exercise has very limited affect; you might strengthen the pecs underlying the breasts but breasts are not muscles but fat, after all. Besides, who wants to look like a female body builder anyway?
|by Anonymous||reply 23||08/18/2012|
[quote]Besides, who wants to look like a female body builder anyway?
|by Anonymous||reply 24||08/18/2012|
R16 here. While exercising the pecs can help, there is no amount of exercising that can cause any noticeable difference in someone who is a D cup. Women simply are not built like men, we cannot develop big giant pecs under our breasts to make them perky. Shit, if we could, I'd be benching some weights right now. I'm a 34D, in my early 30s and gravity is just a part of life. Breast density plays a part into it too. I have been told that I have dense breasts. Kate Upton, on the other hand, has tits made of loose fat that are going to slide down her chest and into her belt line as she gets older.
Lindsay's face is what's jacked up and about 20 years older than it should be. That is more likely from the sun, boozing, smoking, and partying. Let's be real here, the odds of her making it to 70 are slim to none, so she's just enjoying herself now and getting all of her aging in at once.
lol @ R24
|by Anonymous||reply 25||08/18/2012|
[quote]Again, stop watching porn.
Except she just finished filming what's basically a porn movie, and you would think she would have lost a few pounds and buffed-up a bit before getting naked for the camera.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||08/18/2012|
the problem is she was pushed as a fashion designer. Remember the tights with knee pads (yeah, I think they were like $300 and nobody even bothered to knock them off) and her sitting all serious with a notepad and glasses at the shows? She might think she looks good. It's a, uh, very unique look but 90% of the time she looks like a Long Island crack whore in 1992. No Lindsey, you have no fashion talent. I don't care what some designer told you when you two went on a 3 day coke binge together.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||08/18/2012|
I think it's funny that you compare her to a waitress as if only working class women get tattoos and smoke cigarettes and wear clothing more revealing than it ought to be.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||08/18/2012|
I think she's adorable!
|by Anonymous||reply 29||08/18/2012|
Oh, God, her fashion line. Who gave her that?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||08/18/2012|
Like she can afford a stylist, R15!
She probably shoplifts most of her clothes at this point.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||08/18/2012|
I wouldn't fuck that hussy with Mamie Van Doren's dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||08/18/2012|
She is the epitome of white trash.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||08/18/2012|
Lisa Whelchel could play her in a biopic
|by Anonymous||reply 34||08/18/2012|
That second chin she's starting to sport should give her sleepless nights.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||08/18/2012|
Sadly she'll be dead by 30.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||08/18/2012|
[quote]Normal body. Stop watching porn.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||08/18/2012|
Proving once again that movie stars are just carnival people with better teeth.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||08/18/2012|
she's half Italian and half Irish; unfortunately it looks like she's inherited the Irish genetics as far as her body goes...
|by Anonymous||reply 39||08/19/2012|
Why do posters like OP always try to sound like bitter 1970s choreographers dying of lung cancer when they assess women's bodies?
|by Anonymous||reply 40||08/19/2012|
her mane is far too long/shaggy and her bunz r saggy
|by Anonymous||reply 41||08/19/2012|
She's been used more than an Army skillet! U can't blame her for looking like shit!
|by Anonymous||reply 42||08/20/2012|
She needs to hit the gym. Her legs are ok but lack definition, and probably will start getting dimply soon. She has a double chin and back fat. Her ass has no shape, but 100 squats a day could take care of that. If she spent a tenth of the time she devotes to shopping and smoking to taking care of her body, she could be hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||08/20/2012|
R43 - She had the start of a double chin at her peak
LiLo should be focused on getting healthy - the cancer sticks are more a problem than her weight.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||08/20/2012|
She has been used more than an Army skillet. Of course she looks old!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 45||08/20/2012|
R35, she's been sporting it for a few years now. She's way too young to already have such a pronounced double chin.
She never was much of an actress but she had a lot of potential as a beauty. R15 I'd never thought about that Anime thing but you're right. If she had taken care of herself and not gotten so much surgery she would now start coming into her peak. She kind of reminds me of Sharon Stone and like her, I think she would have been stunning in her 30s. Oh well.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||08/25/2012|
She showed talent in Mean Girls and even in Georgia Rule.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||08/25/2012|
Big boobs have the tendancy to sag, more than A B cups, but excuse me? those are old granny boobs. They look like more than 10 niggas have a chance to play with them every night. And yes this isnt porn, but please have some standards that is the body of a 60 year old hug...rode hard and put away wet.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||11/13/2012|