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Lindsay Lohan is a 50 Year Old Waitress, Right?

Saggy tits and back fat, wth a flat broad ass.

by Anonymousreply 4811/13/2012

A peek-a-boo sag halter, great idea Lindsay!

by Anonymousreply 108/18/2012

And to top off that sagging mess, back freckles. Gross.

by Anonymousreply 208/18/2012

She really just needs a supportive bra.

by Anonymousreply 308/18/2012

I thought casting her as Elizabeth Taylor was a terrible idea, but she kinda looks like Liz in these pix... the 55-year-old Liz.

by Anonymousreply 508/18/2012

R4 - Britney and Jessica suffer from the same disorder.

by Anonymousreply 608/18/2012

r4 Id like to see your wardrobe choice.

by Anonymousreply 708/18/2012

R7 I may not be a fashionista anymore but I would argue I get it right more often than she does, however I'm not a starlet trying to revive my career, so it wouldn't matter even if I didn't. Lindsay's career is hanging by a thread and she knows that she is photographed everywhere she goes, so instead of spending her money on another first class ticket to a party in Paris, it would be wise to hire a stylist and start looking like a movie star rather than a middle aged trucker turning tricks at a rest stop.

by Anonymousreply 808/18/2012

That girl's a trashcan!

by Anonymousreply 908/18/2012

White American trash

by Anonymousreply 1008/18/2012

Normal body. Stop watching porn.

by Anonymousreply 1108/18/2012

Boobs that saggy on. 25 year old are nt normal. The bitch has cocaine induced progeria.

by Anonymousreply 1208/18/2012

She still has nice legs, tho.

by Anonymousreply 1308/18/2012

This is what happens when you spend your life drinking and drugging. Why are you surprised?

by Anonymousreply 1408/18/2012

She DESPERATELY needs a stylist.


Even her plastic surgery is all wrong - her whole appeal was that Irishy fresh face pixie anime look with the little lips and huge green eyes - injecting her lips was a terrible idea.

Her hair is wayyyyy too long. And you can see the weave.

Her outfits are hidjus.

She does look like she's turning tricks at a Memphis rest stop.

by Anonymousreply 1508/18/2012

I hate to be the one coming to her defense on this one. First of all, she's got bad posture in all of those pics, any woman who leans over and stands like that will end up with less than desirable side boob saggage. Second, larger breasts are the first to sag. Guess what guys, they don't stay perky like those A and B cups unless they're fake. Weight fluctuation also speeds of the sagging process, it has nothing to do with how much one parties.

The focus here should be that her outfit looks like shit and she's a hot mess. I'm sure there were pics of her standing up straight that looked much better, but I doubt those would make it to the tabs.

by Anonymousreply 1608/18/2012

Cocaine is not going to cause tits to sag. There is natural variation in the firmness of breast tissue.

Again, stop watching porn.

by Anonymousreply 1708/18/2012

The problem isn't her saggy tits as much as her delusion that she's Marilyn Monroe incarnate, so she flaunts her saggy boobs unaware of how foolish she looks. Don't wear peekaboo outfits unless you have something people want to peek at.

by Anonymousreply 1808/18/2012

And rich men (still) pay to fuck her?

by Anonymousreply 1908/18/2012

Her breasts are completely fine. It's her face, hair, and outfit that are a problem.

by Anonymousreply 2008/18/2012

I agree she looks rode hard and put away wet, but her body is fine. I just don't like to perpetuate unreasonable expectations for women's bodies. Unfair, and dangerous.

by Anonymousreply 2108/18/2012

R16, Pec exercises starting early in life will prevent breast sagging.

Female body builders can do remarkable tricks with their breastesses.

by Anonymousreply 2208/18/2012

R22, Exercise has very limited affect; you might strengthen the pecs underlying the breasts but breasts are not muscles but fat, after all. Besides, who wants to look like a female body builder anyway?

by Anonymousreply 2308/18/2012

[quote]Besides, who wants to look like a female body builder anyway?

Carrot Top.

by Anonymousreply 2408/18/2012

R16 here. While exercising the pecs can help, there is no amount of exercising that can cause any noticeable difference in someone who is a D cup. Women simply are not built like men, we cannot develop big giant pecs under our breasts to make them perky. Shit, if we could, I'd be benching some weights right now. I'm a 34D, in my early 30s and gravity is just a part of life. Breast density plays a part into it too. I have been told that I have dense breasts. Kate Upton, on the other hand, has tits made of loose fat that are going to slide down her chest and into her belt line as she gets older.

Lindsay's face is what's jacked up and about 20 years older than it should be. That is more likely from the sun, boozing, smoking, and partying. Let's be real here, the odds of her making it to 70 are slim to none, so she's just enjoying herself now and getting all of her aging in at once.

lol @ R24

by Anonymousreply 2508/18/2012

[quote]Again, stop watching porn.

Except she just finished filming what's basically a porn movie, and you would think she would have lost a few pounds and buffed-up a bit before getting naked for the camera.

by Anonymousreply 2608/18/2012

the problem is she was pushed as a fashion designer. Remember the tights with knee pads (yeah, I think they were like $300 and nobody even bothered to knock them off) and her sitting all serious with a notepad and glasses at the shows? She might think she looks good. It's a, uh, very unique look but 90% of the time she looks like a Long Island crack whore in 1992. No Lindsey, you have no fashion talent. I don't care what some designer told you when you two went on a 3 day coke binge together.

by Anonymousreply 2708/18/2012

I think it's funny that you compare her to a waitress as if only working class women get tattoos and smoke cigarettes and wear clothing more revealing than it ought to be.

by Anonymousreply 2808/18/2012

I think she's adorable!

by Anonymousreply 2908/18/2012

Oh, God, her fashion line. Who gave her that?

by Anonymousreply 3008/18/2012

Like she can afford a stylist, R15!

She probably shoplifts most of her clothes at this point.

by Anonymousreply 3108/18/2012

I wouldn't fuck that hussy with Mamie Van Doren's dick.

by Anonymousreply 3208/18/2012

She is the epitome of white trash.

by Anonymousreply 3308/18/2012

Lisa Whelchel could play her in a biopic

by Anonymousreply 3408/18/2012

That second chin she's starting to sport should give her sleepless nights.

by Anonymousreply 3508/18/2012

Sadly she'll be dead by 30.

by Anonymousreply 3608/18/2012

[quote]Normal body. Stop watching porn.


by Anonymousreply 3708/19/2012

Proving once again that movie stars are just carnival people with better teeth.

by Anonymousreply 3808/19/2012

she's half Italian and half Irish; unfortunately it looks like she's inherited the Irish genetics as far as her body goes...

by Anonymousreply 3908/19/2012

Why do posters like OP always try to sound like bitter 1970s choreographers dying of lung cancer when they assess women's bodies?

by Anonymousreply 4008/19/2012

her mane is far too long/shaggy and her bunz r saggy

by Anonymousreply 4108/19/2012

She's been used more than an Army skillet! U can't blame her for looking like shit!

by Anonymousreply 4208/20/2012

She needs to hit the gym. Her legs are ok but lack definition, and probably will start getting dimply soon. She has a double chin and back fat. Her ass has no shape, but 100 squats a day could take care of that. If she spent a tenth of the time she devotes to shopping and smoking to taking care of her body, she could be hot.

by Anonymousreply 4308/20/2012

R43 - She had the start of a double chin at her peak

LiLo should be focused on getting healthy - the cancer sticks are more a problem than her weight.

by Anonymousreply 4408/20/2012

She has been used more than an Army skillet. Of course she looks old!!!

by Anonymousreply 4508/20/2012

R35, she's been sporting it for a few years now. She's way too young to already have such a pronounced double chin.

She never was much of an actress but she had a lot of potential as a beauty. R15 I'd never thought about that Anime thing but you're right. If she had taken care of herself and not gotten so much surgery she would now start coming into her peak. She kind of reminds me of Sharon Stone and like her, I think she would have been stunning in her 30s. Oh well.

by Anonymousreply 4608/25/2012

She showed talent in Mean Girls and even in Georgia Rule.

by Anonymousreply 4708/25/2012
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