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David Beckham's new underwear photos

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[quote]Not even blokes can resist swooning over Becks in his briefs.

by Anonymousreply 6403/22/2013

Straight dudes aren't swooning, they're envious that he has that bod that'll get him anything he wants.

by Anonymousreply 108/17/2012

He looks dirty. Ruined his body with hideous ink.

by Anonymousreply 208/17/2012

I still don't like the tattoos.

by Anonymousreply 308/17/2012

Trash.

by Anonymousreply 408/17/2012

The Lamentations of the Christ series is just the right touch.

by Anonymousreply 508/17/2012

I find swooning over his underdeveloped pecs and the sea of ill-advised ink covering his body eminently resistable.

by Anonymousreply 608/17/2012

Why do they say he's naked? He has underwear on.

by Anonymousreply 708/17/2012

Ruined his body with those tats - and there are dozens of guys at my gym with bodies as hot as his and not all that graffiti on them. Note to OP - straight guys don't swoon over other guys bodies. They admire and try to replicate them.

by Anonymousreply 808/17/2012

R8, I put that comment in quotation because it's what The Daily Mail said, not me.

by Anonymousreply 908/17/2012

He's fugly. Totally ruined his looks. Even worse is his Daffy Duck voice.

by Anonymousreply 1008/17/2012

He used to be so hot. Now I think he's ugly as shit.

by Anonymousreply 1108/17/2012

Just don't see it. Seems like a swell guy and I'm fully aware millions find him amazing looking but all I see is a skinny guy with the chest of an eight year old girl, a rat face, horrible tattoos, and a Mickey Mouse voice. It seems like his looks are all attached to being famous. If he wasn't, most people wouldn't look twice passing him on the street.

by Anonymousreply 1208/17/2012

Why would adult men be envious of a dude built like a 10 year old boy?

by Anonymousreply 1308/18/2012

[quote]Why do they say he's naked? He has underwear on.

That's considered naked to the Brits.

by Anonymousreply 1408/18/2012

The emperor is literally without clothes

by Anonymousreply 1508/18/2012

Id like to nibble on his freshly shorn scrote, brother

by Anonymousreply 1608/18/2012

He stuffs those Beckham Briefs with rocks. The hooker he got caught with says he has a wee willie.

by Anonymousreply 1708/18/2012

Wouldn't you go to the gym to work out your upper body if you knew you were appearing in an underwear ad shirtless?

Sure he's thin: but it looks like he's never done a single push-up in his life.

by Anonymousreply 1808/18/2012

Poor Brits. They are desperate for anyone to be half-way attractive. In America, he is considered average. His body is not even impressive by American athlete standards. And those tacky tatts....Dude is not hot.

by Anonymousreply 1908/18/2012

Do British dudes go the gym and have protein shakes?

by Anonymousreply 2008/18/2012

[quote] His body is not even impressive by American athlete standards.

Soccer or "football" players are not overly muscular. They are never going to well built and look like they spend endless hours in the gym.

So I understand that he's not going to be muscular due to all the running up and down the field that soccer players do. Instead, it's the dirty mess that he's made his body with all that ink. What a shame.

by Anonymousreply 2108/18/2012

[quote]Soccer or "football" players are not overly muscular. They are never going to well built and look like they spend endless hours in the gym.

Easily disproved with just a photo:

by Anonymousreply 2208/18/2012

R22, there are always exceptions (and photoshopping) but R21 is right that as a general rule, players in this sport do not have very muscular upper bodies. It's the lower body strength and muscles that are important.

by Anonymousreply 2308/18/2012

No pecs Becks

by Anonymousreply 2408/18/2012

r12 NAILED it. Thread closed.

by Anonymousreply 2508/18/2012

Yes, what R25 said. I've never understood his or Brad Pitt's appeal - boring white people the both of them.

by Anonymousreply 2608/18/2012

UK Underwear Model: David Beckham

US Underwear Model: Mario Lopez

by Anonymousreply 2708/18/2012

Cam Newton, a hot jock in underwear

by Anonymousreply 2808/18/2012

This guy is only "swooned" over in the U.K. where they're desperate.

Wish he and his Eurotrash wife would go away already.

by Anonymousreply 2908/18/2012

[quote]Not even blokes can resist swooning over Becks in his briefs.

This bloke can.

by Anonymousreply 3008/18/2012

"The hooker he got caught with says he has a wee willie."

R17! You cheeky BITCH! I hate you for almost making me crack a smile.

by Anonymousreply 3108/18/2012

[quote]The hooker he got caught with says he has a wee willie.

Link please.

by Anonymousreply 3208/18/2012

He is fugly as hell. His pecs and nipples seem really small. He's gone to look very old. That daffy duck voice is annoying and he doesnt have two brain cells to rub together.

by Anonymousreply 3308/20/2012

Do you think Becks has sucked cock? Been Fucked?

by Anonymousreply 3408/20/2012

What do you find so wrong with his voice? That it's too high-pitched?

by Anonymousreply 3508/20/2012

@ R34 for me it's the tone of his voice and his accent - both terrible and a complete turn off. It also doesn't help that he had nothing remotely intelligent or interesting to say.

The British media are totally in love with him and have brain washed most of the British public.

by Anonymousreply 3608/20/2012

Do they have gyms, creatine, and protein shakes in the UK?

by Anonymousreply 3708/20/2012

While a lot of soccer players have nice legs, their legs are nowhere as developed as the average football or hockey player. Soccer players' legs can be downright small in fact.

by Anonymousreply 3808/22/2012

I wonder if American soccer players are bigger, since we have a more muscle-focused and gymcentric athletic culture

by Anonymousreply 3908/23/2012

R12, it's the hair and the resemblance to Clint Eastwood.

I just can't believe that me and him are both the same age. He doesn't look a day younger than 43.

by Anonymousreply 4008/23/2012

Does Beckham even lift weights? Doesn't look like it.

by Anonymousreply 4108/24/2012

lll

by Anonymousreply 4208/27/2012

[quote]I see is a skinny guy with the chest of an eight year old girl, a rat face, horrible tattoos, and a Mickey Mouse voice.

Exactly! Not attractive at all. Even worse is his close friendship with Cruise.

by Anonymousreply 4308/27/2012

Totally agree that Beckham has graffitied up his body. Yuck.

But for the anti-British troll(s), reflect on the fact that all of America's fictional superheroes are currently being played in Hollywood by British actors. Obviously no sufficiently-handsome actors available from the domestic stock (or perhaps just none capable of the nuanced performance required of the likes of Superman, Batman et al.). Eat dust.

by Anonymousreply 4408/27/2012

He has his moments, but the man is not aging well. He looks much older than 37. Those wretched tats don't help matters.

by Anonymousreply 4508/27/2012

I have a photo up of him young, tat free, shirtless.

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by Anonymousreply 4601/27/2013

Mr. Beckham is tasty at any age, any state of dress, no tats or all.

by Anonymousreply 4701/27/2013

Taste differs...

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by Anonymousreply 4801/27/2013

From Burns and Allen (radio) with Frank Sinatra...

Grace) Are you as good a singer as George?

Frankie) I've never heard George sing, but I'd say yes.

Gracie) Oh come now

Frankie) Well do women swoon when George sings?

Gracie) Even men faint.

by Anonymousreply 4901/27/2013

I know where the Manhunt photos are you are always looking for....

My site cannot show nudity.

I just put up a link to Brad Pitt's NSFW.

I could put up the link to Thomas .....

by Anonymousreply 5001/27/2013

MPC is that loon formercriminalprosecutor?

by Anonymousreply 5101/27/2013

David Beckham displays his thighs.

by Anonymousreply 5202/15/2013

I think Olympic swimmers' and divers typically have the best bodies, and muscle control.

by Anonymousreply 5302/15/2013

Naked = partially clothed

Nude = nude

Art 101

by Anonymousreply 5402/15/2013

I'm not really a fan of graffiti-covered bodies or high-pitched voices so I don't find Beckham esp attractive for those reasons; BUT his lean athleticism is much more appealing to me than overly-muscled gym bunnies and I like the fact that he doesn't seem to take himself too seriously. As for the person who asked the question above, yes we do have gyms & protein shakes in the UK, but we also have quite a well-rounded view of masculinity imho, one which isn't all based upon Hulk-like bulk.

In any case, wtf would Brits be "desperate" for plasticised US versions of beauty (male or female) when we have a strong tradition of cherishing effeminate men and manly women who are anything but conventionally attractive?

by Anonymousreply 5502/15/2013

OK, never realised the word eff - eminate (as starred out above) was the one considered childish or bigoted on DL, so apologies if it offends in the context I've used it.

As for the last point, please google David Walliams, Alan Carr and Miranda Hart as recent examples.

by Anonymousreply 5602/15/2013

I'd sniff the crotch of his briefs.

by Anonymousreply 5702/15/2013

[quote]OK, never realised the word eff - eminate (as starred out above) was the one considered childish or bigoted on DL, so apologies if it offends in the context I've used it.

Don't sweat it, r56. Just because the webmaster thinks you're a bigot doesn't mean the rest of us feel the same. It's nice that people can cherish ef-fem-inate men. It takes all kinds of interesting people to make up our world.

by Anonymousreply 5802/15/2013

How many years now have we been seeing this guy in his damn underwear?

It should be an embarrassment at this point.

by Anonymousreply 5902/16/2013

Reminds me that most soccer players are rather scrawny. There are lots of dudes at my gym that are buffer and bigger than him. AMerican football players put soccer players to shame.

by Anonymousreply 6002/16/2013

R60

No shame. I prefer guys lean rather than bigger and buffer.

by Anonymousreply 6102/16/2013

Funny about the scandal about it not being his body in his new ad commercial. He's an ugly creature.

by Anonymousreply 6202/16/2013

He's either wearing some sort of cup or the material in the crotch of those panties is extra thick and strong, otherwise there'd be at least a hint of VPL.

by Anonymousreply 6302/16/2013

Anon at 51:

Yet you love to look at what you will Never experience.

Bitter old queens are always like that.

You fancy Prince Phillip, no doubt.

Enjoy the view.

by Anonymousreply 6403/22/2013
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