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"Penis Snake" found in Brazil

"A creature discovered by engineers building a dam in the Amazon is a type of caecilian, a limbless amphibian that resembles an earthworm or as some are noting, part of the male anatomy.

The animal was discovered while draining a portion of the Madeira River — a major tributary of the Amazon — for a controversial hydroelectric project. Six individuals were found according to biologist Julian Tupan, who identified the species as Atretochoana eiselti. Little else is known about the species, although it is thought to be aquatic and lacks lungs, breathing through its skin instead. Other individuals have been found near the mouth of the Amazon, more than 2,500 km away. Caecilians are typically predators, feeding on small fish, worms, and other aquatic invertebrates. They have poor eye-sight and navigate primarily though smell.

Atretochoana eiselti is the largest known caecilian, attaining a length of 75 cm (30 inches), or more than twice the size of the next-largest known species."

by Anonymousreply 3808/07/2012

Wow! Those things really do look like dicks. Is this an internet hoax?

by Anonymousreply 108/06/2012

Thirty inches?

Momma's mussy likey!

by Anonymousreply 208/06/2012

Looks like a snake.... In my pants!!!!

by Anonymousreply 308/06/2012

It's smiling!

by Anonymousreply 408/06/2012

And we only found them while destroying their habitat, so they're pretty much doomed.

by Anonymousreply 508/06/2012

Mrs Patrick Campbell is already booking her ticket to Rio to singlehandedly save the species by providing a warm, moist habitat for all of them. They'll even have room to move around.

by Anonymousreply 608/06/2012

This has GOT to be a hoax.

by Anonymousreply 708/06/2012

Doesn't look lik any penis I've ever seen. Who are you bitches fucking?

by Anonymousreply 808/06/2012

W&W for R6. Mrs Patrick Campbell finally got some verificatia of sizemeat.

by Anonymousreply 908/06/2012

The building of that damn is a crime against humanity. But hey - I'm sure the "penis snake" doesn't being eradicated now that it's seen its 15 minutes of fame.

by Anonymousreply 1008/06/2012

That doesn't look like a penis.

by Anonymousreply 1108/06/2012

where are the eyes? Or should I say eye?

by Anonymousreply 1208/06/2012

I'm guessing a lesbian named these things.

by Anonymousreply 1308/06/2012

Our subjugation of the gays is complete!

by Anonymousreply 1408/06/2012

This picture wounds!

by Anonymousreply 1508/06/2012

You people who DON'T think it looks like a penis must be legally blind!

Or, at the very least, are severely lacking in imagination and ability to see similarities to other objects.

Have you ever seen a creature or weird item in the clouds, either? Or is it just all fluffy clouds to you?

by Anonymousreply 1608/06/2012

lol r8

by Anonymousreply 1708/06/2012

Geoducks look a lot more like penises - uncircumsized ones, complete with balls - plus, they squirt.

by Anonymousreply 1808/06/2012

This is how older gay men will evolve.

by Anonymousreply 1908/06/2012

Geoducks look like penii that are burnt at the tip, omfg!

by Anonymousreply 2008/06/2012

Just for shits and giggles we should release a bunch of these into Lake Michigan.

by Anonymousreply 2108/06/2012

[quote]Geoducks look like penii that are burnt at the tip, omfg!

I know how they feel.

by Anonymousreply 2208/06/2012

I have never been more disgusted by a penis. That shit is nasty and I've seen a lot dick.

by Anonymousreply 2308/06/2012

Don't geoducks stick straight up out of the shore and shoot water out of the tip?

I ate one once in Seattle and wasn't overly impressed.

by Anonymousreply 2408/06/2012

It's not big enough for me.

by Anonymousreply 2508/06/2012

In other news, a huge "Cunt Hole" was discovered in Arizona. But then someone pointed out it already had been discovered and provisionally identified as the "Grand Canyon."

by Anonymousreply 2608/06/2012

Well people, especially R23--and I've seen a lot of dick too. Calm down; it's not really a penis. It's a sea, rain forest creature. It wasn't designed to have sex with you. It has probably been getting by quite nicely on its own by for a few million years without an intimate relationship with a human.

by Anonymousreply 2708/06/2012

I love the episode of "Dirty Jobs" with Mike Rowe where he goes collecting geoducks.

by Anonymousreply 2808/06/2012

r21 - I LOVE the idea of releasing them onto the Land to surprise the wimmyn of Michfest. There would be support workshops on how to deal with "triggering wildlife."

by Anonymousreply 2908/06/2012

I don't think WE will be dumping ANY penised-shaped snake into Lake Michigan.

by Anonymousreply 3008/06/2012

It tastes like chicken.

by Anonymousreply 3108/06/2012

BBQ chicken.

by Anonymousreply 3208/06/2012

Those who don't see the resemblance to a peen may not have scrolled down to the second pic of it.

by Anonymousreply 3308/06/2012

I once found a penis snake hiding in my bush.

by Anonymousreply 3408/06/2012

The penis snake should be worshipped.

by Anonymousreply 3508/06/2012

It doesn't look THAT much like a dick. I guess moreso than other snakes.

by Anonymousreply 3608/06/2012

[quote]I once found a penis snake hiding in my bush

Mommy, turn on your headlights! Daddy's snake is going into your grass!

by Anonymousreply 3708/07/2012

Is the snake available for outcalls?

by Anonymousreply 3808/07/2012
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