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I'm creeped out by gummy smiles

Can't these people learn to keep their gums under cover or have corrective surgery or be put away someplace with others of their kind?

by Anonymousreply 4301/18/2013

One of my coworkers got hers lasered off. Her teeth looked better but it was painful and she said she "tasted steak" for days. Gross.

They creep you out b/c they remind you of infants.

by Anonymousreply 108/03/2012

I know what you mean. Little teeth with outrageously big gums. I want to say "Please shut your mouth cause you are scaring me."

by Anonymousreply 208/03/2012

[quote]They creep you out b/c they remind you of infants.

Um, no. Infants are cute. They creep me out because they remind me of the creature from "Aliens."

by Anonymousreply 308/03/2012

They don't necessarily have small teeth. It's the way their lips open.

by Anonymousreply 508/03/2012

Katie Couric is badly afflicted with this defect, yes?

by Anonymousreply 608/03/2012

Apparently so. I have instinctively avoided looking too closely. Until now.

[shivers]

by Anonymousreply 708/03/2012

You mean like this?

Though I think she has since had it fixed either with lasering or bigger crowns on her front teeth.

by Anonymousreply 808/03/2012

There is a surgery that mostly The Chinese do for this affliction wherein they cut that thing in the middle of the inside of your upper lips and somehow, it allows the lips to come down to cover up more of the gums. I hate gummy smiles.

by Anonymousreply 908/03/2012

Katie would still be anchoring the evening news if she had taken care of her advanced case of gumismiliosis.

by Anonymousreply 1008/03/2012

Get dentures, geez a whole set is only $500. It's less than most you 'mos spend on one month of porn

by Anonymousreply 1108/03/2012

[quote]I engineered a way to get her fired. She lost her insurance while she was pregnant. LOL

Sure ya did, asshole.

by Anonymousreply 1208/03/2012

[quote]be put away someplace with others of their kind

This is an excellent idea and northern Utah would be perfect.

by Anonymousreply 1308/03/2012

[quote] gumismiliosis

That one got me lolling.

by Anonymousreply 1408/03/2012

Patsy: "Meg Ryan: movie star"? I'll be the judge of that. She's all gums.

Edina: who?

Patsy: Meg Ryan.

by Anonymousreply 1508/03/2012

This one is creepy for many reasons.

by Anonymousreply 1608/03/2012

Lily Tomlin's smile has always grossed me out.

by Anonymousreply 1708/03/2012

Jerry Seinfeld used to have big gums but must have done something about them.

by Anonymousreply 1808/03/2012

There probably are procedures. And now that the gummy masses know that they are creeping the OP out, I'm sure they will be rushing to find out what they are.

by Anonymousreply 1908/03/2012

R19: Gummy.

by Anonymousreply 2008/03/2012

Like these?

by Anonymousreply 2108/03/2012

Jack White has the gummiest smile with the teeniest teeth I've ever seen.

by Anonymousreply 2208/03/2012

[quote]There is a surgery that mostly The Chinese do for this affliction wherein they cut that thing in the middle of the inside of your upper lips and somehow, it allows the lips to come down to cover up more of the gums.

I don't understand that. How would it work? There's nothing preventing the lips from coming down, right? It's that the smile lifts them up too high.

by Anonymousreply 2308/03/2012

I'm creed out by gummy worms, at least I was the first time I bought them. They look and feel like actual worms, aside from being neon colored.

by Anonymousreply 2408/03/2012

Nightmare site for OP, info for the divine ShinjukuBaby.

by Anonymousreply 2508/03/2012

Fat, a bent dick, and a gummy smile is no way to go through life, son

by Anonymousreply 2708/03/2012

Sadly, Sheryl Crow knows the heartbreak of gumismiliosis.

by Anonymousreply 2808/04/2012

Savannah Guthrie has a gummy smile because she has NO LIPS!

by Anonymousreply 2908/04/2012

Indeed, Savannah Guthrie has a severe case of gumismiliosis. That, combined with the lack of an upper lip, makes for a frightening smile.

by Anonymousreply 3008/04/2012

Wow, what a difference! I had no idea these celebrities had the "gummy smile" surgery. But now, seeing these photos, I kind of remember the "befores". They look great.

by Anonymousreply 3108/04/2012

Here's another gallery of before and afters.

Amazing.

by Anonymousreply 3208/04/2012

This is fascinating to me. She looks beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 3308/04/2012

[quote]One of my coworkers got hers lasered off. Her teeth looked better but it was painful and she said she "tasted steak" for days.

Like this??

by Anonymousreply 3408/04/2012

Michael Phelps

by Anonymousreply 3508/05/2012

I have Chicklet teeth. Should I OD in a park, or jump off a bridge? Can't decide.

by Anonymousreply 3608/11/2012

Me too! Don't smile if it's gummy...smiles are reserved for people with WHITE teeth.

by Anonymousreply 3708/11/2012

The utter, abject heartbreak of gumismiliosis -- just pitiful.

by Anonymousreply 3808/11/2012

[quote] I'm creeped out by gummy smiles

I always liked mine & I was VAIN!

by Anonymousreply 3908/11/2012

Actually, here's an even better one.

by Anonymousreply 4008/11/2012

Some people can't offird surgery. If it bugs you so much, give them the thousands of dollars for it. People cant help it.

by Anonymousreply 4101/17/2013

When will Chelsea Clinton have this done? And a nose narrowing?

by Anonymousreply 4201/17/2013

James Franco has the creepiest gummy smile.

by Anonymousreply 4301/18/2013
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