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Zac Efron Dancing In Wet Underpants....

... in the trailer for The Paperboy. He's got a big ass.

by Anonymousreply 12303/03/2017

Jesus! Quit trying to make Zac Efron relevant again. He's a has-been who might be a never-was.

Every week, OP starts a couple of threads about him on here desperately trying to make it seem like people care about him any more.

by Anonymousreply 108/01/2012

While I appreciate the storied history of r1 cuntiness, I must let it be known I have never started a Zac Efron thread in my life, until now. I merely thought my fellow homosexuals would like to watch a big ass, even if it belongs to a never-was, being shaken in our faces. Mea culpa.

by Anonymousreply 208/01/2012

Very nice OP. Thanks.

by Anonymousreply 308/01/2012

How would you describe Zac's ass other than simply "big," OP?

by Anonymousreply 408/01/2012

Dude's really trying to have a career post High School Musical.

I bet he is praying for some really edgy role coming his way, like some drug addict or a (mentally) disabled character.

by Anonymousreply 508/01/2012

He has a bigger ass than I expected.

by Anonymousreply 608/01/2012

If he dies tragically, that might help. In a movie, that is.

by Anonymousreply 708/01/2012

Well the first words that sprung to mind other than "big" r4 are "tremulous" and "fecund."

by Anonymousreply 808/01/2012

Bombs away.

by Anonymousreply 908/01/2012

I'm so sorry he's losing his tone, that his cock is little, and that his ass is deflating and spreading out. If only we hadn't had that accident on the way to his place in 2002, trunk all cushioned and duct tape in hand.

by Anonymousreply 1008/01/2012

Gosh, I think his ass looks great. Some of you have bizarre expectations.

by Anonymousreply 1108/01/2012

I'm feeling Hot, HOt, HOT!!!!

But they are not tighty whities. He needs to go down one size smaller.

Men with bodies like Zac and Joe Jonas and Marky Mark, need to only wear tighty whities or nothing

by Anonymousreply 1208/01/2012

I've never understood the hoopla over Zac Efron. But that is a hot ass.

by Anonymousreply 1308/01/2012

He doesn't have a big ass - he has a twinky ass.

Direct link:

by Anonymousreply 1408/01/2012

he is beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 1508/01/2012

His ass looked flat in the naked half-ass shot on the Sydney balcony.

by Anonymousreply 1608/01/2012

Damn, that ass is nicer than I expected. Would pound that thing until I started shooting blanks.

by Anonymousreply 1708/01/2012

Who wears white briefs today?

by Anonymousreply 1808/01/2012

R12, that should be ammended to the Constitution.

by Anonymousreply 1908/01/2012

Big ass-OP? Huh..his ass is gorgeous! I could park my face in it for hours!

by Anonymousreply 2008/01/2012

I dunno, I like briefs that are a little bit loose, so the junk swings around some. You can imagine the sensation of it rubbing on the fabric. Tingly. Looking at somebody in underwear that's too tight makes me feel like I'm standing in the meat section of the grocery store.

by Anonymousreply 2108/01/2012

Most young guys today wear boxer briefs. In fact, Zac usually wears black boxer briefs (eg. the undie shots on the Sydney balcony). That's why it's odd he's wearing these. They're a departure from his standard underwear preferences.

by Anonymousreply 2208/01/2012

I haven't read the book so maybe Zac's character wears briefs in the book but it wouldn't surprise me if Lee Daniels the director was VERY specific and HANDS ON with the costuming choices for this scene.

by Anonymousreply 2308/01/2012

I think Lee Daniels was asked and said (paraphrasing) something along the lines liek: I am gay and Zac Efron is a handsome man. I know what to do.

by Anonymousreply 2408/01/2012

OP, they're called underwear - not underpants.

by Anonymousreply 2508/01/2012


by Anonymousreply 2608/02/2012

Zac has a hot ass but the trailer was terrible

by Anonymousreply 2708/02/2012

" Underpants" is sexier sounding.

by Anonymousreply 2808/02/2012

This thread is the silliest. Zac has a beautiful ass, even in that silly link from OP. The man is incredibly sexy, I only wish he was four or five inches taller. He looks like he's dancing with his mommy in those few repeated frames.

by Anonymousreply 2908/02/2012

Sorry! I should have written, "I wish he were four or five inches taller."

by Anonymousreply 3008/02/2012

At first I thought you said he was only four or five inches long. . .

by Anonymousreply 3108/02/2012

He's at least a good six.

by Anonymousreply 3208/02/2012

Zac is 5'10" not incredibly short, but still short in my opinion. If he were 6'2" or 6'4" he wouldn't look so small next to Nicole Kidman.

by Anonymousreply 3308/02/2012

Out of the way boys, Mama's mussey is moving faster than a flamenco dancer on bath salts!

by Anonymousreply 3408/02/2012

Do you think the wet underwear will be revealing enough that we can see the outline of his cock?

by Anonymousreply 3508/02/2012

[quote]They're a departure from his standard underwear preferences.

You do understand that actors don't generally get to choose their film characters' wardrobes, yes?

by Anonymousreply 3608/02/2012

R36, most of the time actors wear their own underwear.

by Anonymousreply 3708/02/2012

Wait a minute...Zac Efron is a he? I always thought she was a lesbian. Now I am really confused.

by Anonymousreply 3808/02/2012

[quote]R36, most of the time actors wear their own underwear.

In scenes where it's hidden underneath pants, yes. In scenes where it's the sole item of clothing, no. Btw I got the impression from the description that the film is a period piece, which would better explain the slack briefs.

by Anonymousreply 3908/02/2012

Him in tighty whities I cant wait to go see it. I wonder who kept his worn briefs from the set.

by Anonymousreply 4008/03/2012

Matthew M., R40?

by Anonymousreply 4108/03/2012

He has a PERFECT ass! He just keeps getting hotter every year.

by Anonymousreply 4208/03/2012

This movie is worth seeing if only for the seen of Nicole Kidman pissing on Zac.

by Anonymousreply 4308/03/2012

R42, I think you're getting a big carried away.

by Anonymousreply 4408/03/2012

r40 I want them!

by Anonymousreply 4508/08/2012

I want to eat his ass for days!

by Anonymousreply 4608/08/2012

his unders

by Anonymousreply 4708/08/2012

Zac gets handsomer and handsomer, while Joe Jonas is going downhill quickly.

Poor Joe, I hope at least, he doesn't wind up like his daddy or baby Jonas

by Anonymousreply 4808/08/2012

Wonder what his hole smells like.

by Anonymousreply 4908/08/2012

What do you think it smells like, R49?

You know what comes from there, right?

by Anonymousreply 5008/08/2012

"You know what comes from there, right?"

Sexy love?

by Anonymousreply 5108/08/2012

He fills them out pretty well.

by Anonymousreply 5208/08/2012

Not really. He's pretty scrawny.

by Anonymousreply 5308/08/2012

He needs a firm, sound spanking in those briefs to flatten and deflate that ass, then pulled down to see how red his ass got from the spanking.

by Anonymousreply 5408/08/2012

His ass looked pretty flat in the naked ass pics on the Sydney balcony earlier this year.

by Anonymousreply 5508/08/2012

r55 To each its own. Anyways those ass pics are fake. The underwear ones are real. The ass ones were in his underwear but photoshopped.

by Anonymousreply 5608/09/2012

He has a nice ass, but I wouldn't call it "big." It looks like he's been doing squats/lunges 'cause his cheeks look taught, but even so it's not bubbly. A true bubble butt looks rounder and shelf-like.

by Anonymousreply 5708/09/2012

The movie has the best poster I've seen in a long time. Sleazy grindhouse feel meets bestseller adaptation. They should put "Jacqueline Susann's The Paperboy" on the ad just for the hell of it, complete the look.

The trailer on the other hand gives no real clue what the fuck it's about. A murder, some sort of white trash film noir??? I don't know. I will go see it though. If only for the scene where Kidman pisses on Efron.

by Anonymousreply 5808/09/2012

R56, there was one genuine naked ass pic.

by Anonymousreply 5908/09/2012

Oooh he got some nasty ass stains on his underpants.

Why you post those scat ass pics?

by Anonymousreply 6008/09/2012

Maybe in the scene they wrestle in the rain or there's a part where he's sitting down on the dirt in the yard.

by Anonymousreply 6108/09/2012

Yes, Z is handsome, but I'm not impressed. If he was a better actor, I would be.

by Anonymousreply 6208/09/2012

The poster is great. It looks like something from a mid 70's B movie.

by Anonymousreply 6308/09/2012

Macy Gray?! What does she play, some retarded ghetto chick?

by Anonymousreply 6408/09/2012

She plays a singer.

by Anonymousreply 6508/09/2012

It looks like Zac don't know how to wipe his ass.


by Anonymousreply 6608/10/2012

That's a nostalgic dance for Nicole, dancing with a short brunette.

by Anonymousreply 6708/10/2012

I see London, I see France

I see Zac shit in his underpants

by Anonymousreply 6808/10/2012


by Anonymousreply 6908/10/2012

Love his ass. I could watch that clip a hundred times!

by Anonymousreply 7008/12/2012

Zac is perfect, will probably watch this movie many times.

by Anonymousreply 7108/16/2012

I would love to wrestle Zac Efron in the rain.

by Anonymousreply 7208/16/2012

Zac has a bad case of the skids.

Did he have a wet fart or something?

by Anonymousreply 7308/16/2012

Brush your ass skid kid

by Anonymousreply 7408/19/2012

It's probably dirt from sitting or rolling on the ground during the scene

by Anonymousreply 7508/19/2012

most likely, or just wet. He looks hot, why is everyone focusing on the "dirt"?

by Anonymousreply 7608/19/2012

Love a sloppy bottom YUMMY

by Anonymousreply 7708/20/2012

Macy Grey is not as retarded looking since her 3rd face lift

by Anonymousreply 7808/20/2012

Zac is VERY HOT. I don't usually go for pretty boys either but I love his face and of course is body is so sexy.

by Anonymousreply 7908/20/2012

Wonder if he has a real hairy bush and arse?

by Anonymousreply 8008/20/2012

[quuote]why is everyone focusing on the "dirt"?

Because in a movie you want to make sure that nothing on your white skivvies looks like shit.

I don't care WHAT it is, it looks like he shit in his pants

And I MEANT what I said, and I SAID what I meant

by Anonymousreply 8108/20/2012

Stick legs.

by Anonymousreply 8208/20/2012

Is Zac's hole virgin?

That is the question.

by Anonymousreply 8308/20/2012

Am I the only one who noticed the generous crotch he was sporting in the first few frames of OP's vid?

by Anonymousreply 8408/20/2012

r84 Thats the best part.

by Anonymousreply 8508/20/2012

Zac is so HOT.

by Anonymousreply 8608/20/2012

LOL James Franco you wanted to know the same thing about Hunter Parrish! Sadly I don't have the answer to that.

by Anonymousreply 8708/21/2012

Does Zac shave his hole?

by Anonymousreply 8808/24/2012

Zac was so upset by the shooting at the ESB that he shit his pants

by Anonymousreply 8908/24/2012

Ew shit

by Anonymousreply 9008/24/2012

Yes, R88.

by Anonymousreply 9108/25/2012

He is a pseudo jew so you know he does

by Anonymousreply 9208/25/2012

When is this movie out?

by Anonymousreply 9308/25/2012

October 5, R93

by Anonymousreply 9408/25/2012

I see London I see France

Zac shat in his underpants

by Anonymousreply 9508/25/2012

I hear the movie is already getting interest from those with Coprophagia

by Anonymousreply 9608/26/2012

Thanks r94

by Anonymousreply 9708/26/2012

I used to like him better when he was pretty like a girl, but I do like his ass better now.

by Anonymousreply 9808/26/2012

I would lick that chocolate from his beefy cake!

by Anonymousreply 9908/27/2012

Wet underwear = piss

Brown underwear = scat

Zac fans = Sick freaks

by Anonymousreply 10008/27/2012


by Anonymousreply 10111/30/2012

I'm just so glad that this movie bombed with the critics. Rotten tomatoes says it all.

The kid cannot open a movie, and he's no star.

by Anonymousreply 10211/30/2012

He was better looking when he looked like a girl.

by Anonymousreply 10311/30/2012

Looks like he has a big bulge

by Anonymousreply 10411/30/2012

Did he wipe his filthy ass yet?

by Anonymousreply 10512/11/2012


by Anonymousreply 10612/17/2012

No one really even knows much about this guy - wonder why he arouses such negative feelings on DL. I think he is changing into a handsome man with great armpits. He was too pretty before. And the ass- seriously, guys, how many of us would turn that down?

R57 Nice one, tempted to oh-my it at first :)

by Anonymousreply 10712/17/2012

R107, he's a product of Hollywood. We're not supposed to "really" know much about him as a person.

We are, however, bombarded with ads that tell us "Zac Efron will break your heart." And he's all over the internet with drooling from people like you who think he's worthy of the attention as a "handsome man" with "great armpits."

He's a poser, selling himself. What's not to loathe?

by Anonymousreply 10812/18/2012

I'd like to be Efron's john

by Anonymousreply 10901/15/2013

I used to like him. Ewww

by Anonymousreply 11001/15/2013

Bomp, bomp

Bubble, lubba, lubba, lipton

Bubble till you feel the beat

Bomp, bomp

Bubble, lubba, lubba, lipton

Joy till reach defeat

Bubble, lubba, lubba, lippton

Bubble till you have no doubt

Bomb, bomp

Bubble, lubba, lubba, lipton

Joy's what it's all about

Bomp, bomp

Bubble, lubba, lubba, lipton

Bubble till you're on your feet

Bomp, bomp

Bubble, lubba, lubba, lipton

A simulated Holland treat

by Anonymousreply 11103/05/2013

Thumbalina dance

Thumbalina sing

In your dirty skid marked undies

What joy that would bring...

by Anonymousreply 11208/07/2013

It's nice Zac has a fan who's bumped this thread for a year.

by Anonymousreply 11308/07/2013

Does he even have a career anymore? I never even hear about him these days.

by Anonymousreply 11408/07/2013

Zac is a cutie. I think he will end up being Mario Lopez 2.0, in terms of a career.

by Anonymousreply 11508/07/2013

Zac has the AIDS.

by Anonymousreply 11608/10/2013

Muscular, shirtless pic and videos.

by Anonymousreply 11709/06/2013

Shirtless gif.

by Anonymousreply 11809/07/2013

THANK YOU, R117 & R118!!!

He is so fucking hot, it's just gotten ridiculous!

by Anonymousreply 11909/07/2013

Those nipples look like they've received a lot of hands-on attention.

by Anonymousreply 12009/07/2013

They should do a movie about Errol Flynn and have Zac play him.

by Anonymousreply 12109/07/2013

Do you think Ann B Lesbian offered to wash the skid marks out of his undies?

by Anonymousreply 12206/04/2014

Did he wet himself?

by Anonymousreply 12303/03/2017
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