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Swimmers' bodies are disgusting

They're all fit/fat with taffy-like distorted arms and legs.

by Anonymousreply 7201/28/2013


by Anonymousreply 107/29/2012

And flat butts.

by Anonymousreply 207/29/2012

they smoke dope

by Anonymousreply 307/29/2012

Fit-fat is not a word I would use to describe them op.

by Anonymousreply 407/29/2012

Did you mean post-op, R4?

by Anonymousreply 507/29/2012

They needs to be spanked

by Anonymousreply 607/29/2012

Lesbian here. Female swimmers have amazing bodies.

by Anonymousreply 707/29/2012

I agree. I work with a woman who was a swimmer in high school and now as a adult; she also lifts a lot of weights. Her bod is disgusting in that her belly is distended like an Ethiopian but her back is butch as well as her legs.

by Anonymousreply 807/29/2012

Are you kidding, R7? Female swimmers have fatty yet titless chests and no waistlines. Only a lesbian would find them hot.

by Anonymousreply 907/29/2012

I think they're hot. They probably look weird in person with those super long arms, but I like the level of muscle tone they have. And they look sexy moving in the water. I love fucking in the shower.

by Anonymousreply 1007/29/2012

Oh I know what you mean... hideous! May this disgusting image swim away from me.

by Anonymousreply 1107/29/2012

Swimmers are not "fit fat."

Good god some of you have such a warped idea of reality.

by Anonymousreply 1207/29/2012

r7, everyone's got their tastes, I guess but the female swimmer's bodies just didn't do it for me. Shoulders were a little too broad and chests were a little too flat.

by Anonymousreply 1307/29/2012

Female swimmers have nice broad shoulders, full arms, and perky boobs. They aren't overly skinny like runners, and aren't short like gymnasts.

by Anonymousreply 1407/29/2012

Step aside...more for me.

by Anonymousreply 1507/29/2012

Are these fatass 40 year olds really complaining about athletic young men with six pack abs and firm pecs.

by Anonymousreply 1607/29/2012

Did you see Cameron van der Burgh? The French 4 x 100 relay team? The Aussie team?

by Anonymousreply 1707/29/2012

If Michael Phelps is fat I would hate to see what he looks like thin.

by Anonymousreply 1807/30/2012

No one is ever good enough for DL.

by Anonymousreply 1907/30/2012

Fit-Fat? Did Karen Carpenter start posting on Datalounge?

by Anonymousreply 2007/30/2012

Good heavens R11, body hair is back!

by Anonymousreply 2107/30/2012

Who be that, R11?

by Anonymousreply 2207/30/2012

I agree that most of the swimmers - particularly the Caucasian men - look disproportionate and strange. And Lochte, though nominally more attractive than Phelps, is so obnoxious with his garish shoes and diamond grill that I roll my eyes at the mention of him.

However, the swimmer's physique works surprisingly well for the Asian males (and I'm not even the yellow-toned skin troll). See below link for a pic of South Korean swimmer Park Tae-hwan.

by Anonymousreply 2307/30/2012

[quote]I agree that most of the swimmers - particularly the Caucasian men - look disproportionate and strange.

What you mean is that different sports develop different muscles on the body and therefore certain ones are going to be more pronounced than others.

by Anonymousreply 2407/30/2012

No it's not just the muscles, r24. Many of the top swimmers look like orangutans, or like they've got Marfan Syndrome (if you do an image search for Marfan Syndrome you'll actually see a lot of pics of Michael Phelps, though I'm sure he doesn't actually have it because Marfan Syndrome presents with a lot of health problems).

Elongated arms/fingers/torsos/necks/heads, and comparatively short legs.

by Anonymousreply 2507/30/2012

The DL needs a diagnosis troll. I nominate R25.

by Anonymousreply 2607/30/2012

However, the water polo players are a different story...delightful.

by Anonymousreply 2707/30/2012

Why on earth, assuming you are correct, for the sake of the argument, would something as healthy and all-body toning as swimming, make one's body look bad, let alone disgusting?

by Anonymousreply 2807/30/2012

I agree, but think it has more to do with height for the men. The taller the swimmer the weirder the bod. That Hansen guy who got the bronze in the breaststroke has a great bod and is hot!

by Anonymousreply 2907/30/2012

Exactly, r18! Phelps could be an anatomy lesson for the muscular-skeletal system!

The female team? Broad and flat; there is zero "perky."

by Anonymousreply 3007/30/2012

Swimmers are fit-fat? OP has a vision problem, could someone call his Mom and report?

by Anonymousreply 3107/30/2012

Fat, fat, fat.

by Anonymousreply 3207/30/2012

Michael Phelps is a mutant freak whose arms are longer than his legs. He should be in the X-Men.

by Anonymousreply 3307/30/2012

This is what athletes look like, OP. REAL athletes. Not the gym-puffed marshmallow men and the Marys who call themselves "jocks" on Grindr.

by Anonymousreply 3407/30/2012

[quote]Lesbian here. Female swimmers have amazing bodies.

Their shoulders are too big.

by Anonymousreply 3507/30/2012

R16 is so right.

Everyone here complaining about Olympic swimmers' bodies, post a photo of yourself in a Speedo.

by Anonymousreply 3607/30/2012

Thank you, r36. Good point!

by Anonymousreply 3707/30/2012

Please God send me some fit-fat disgusting guy like this.

by Anonymousreply 3807/30/2012

Former female college swimmer here -- 59 years old and in great shape. Swimming sculpted my body in the early years. Have broad shoulders with small waist and long legs. Never really regularly gone to a gym, no eating disorders, no liposuction,etc. I look good and not disgusting. And I attribute it all to swimming.

by Anonymousreply 3907/30/2012

The OP is what happens when mongoloids are allowed to own computers.

by Anonymousreply 4007/30/2012

The color of the sky in OP's world is green. Most Olympic swimmers have incredible bodies. When that US 4x200 relay team was standing on the podium tonight, I kept wishing they were still wearing only their jammers. Total hotties, particularly Ricky Berens and Conor Dwyer.

by Anonymousreply 4107/31/2012

Forget all those prissy swimmers and divers. Italian boxer Clemente Russo, this is where it's at!

by Anonymousreply 4208/01/2012

when you look at the current lineup of olympic swimmers, none of them look as hot as past olympians like steve lundquist, aleksandr popov, pablo morales, etc... those guys' bods seemed in proportion and muscular... watched the swimming events yesterday and not one was hot or handsome, IMO...

by Anonymousreply 4308/01/2012

I completely disagree, OP. I like them tall and lanky.

by Anonymousreply 4408/01/2012

Oh, yeah. Having a swimmer's body and getting laid all the time would be a real hardship.

by Anonymousreply 4508/01/2012

Seriously, r45. I read the athletes went through all 70,000 free condoms provided in Sydney in the first week. So this time London organizers ordered 100,000. Not exactly sure about the math on that one - wouldn't they need 140,000? I bet Ryan Lochte is grabbing a big handful each time he walks by.

by Anonymousreply 4608/01/2012

Surely, Shirley, you jest.

by Anonymousreply 4708/01/2012

I disagree r7 I think female swimmers have unsexy bodies.

by Anonymousreply 4808/01/2012

r47, smoking hot. I remember Aussie swimmer Eamon Sullivan from Beijing. What an unbelievably beautiful guy. Badass name, too.

by Anonymousreply 4908/01/2012


by Anonymousreply 5008/01/2012

To be fair to the lady swimmers, regarding the flat chests, those suits have to be skin tight.


by Anonymousreply 5108/01/2012

Ricky Berens would fit nicely on the side of a Hollister or Abercrombie bag, shirtless of course.

by Anonymousreply 5208/01/2012

Berens and relay gold teammate Conor Dwyer went on a "dinner date" last night. Super cute. Here's a picture of Berens' selections...

I bet there are orca fatties here in the US who order that regularly.

by Anonymousreply 5308/01/2012

Love, love, love female swimmers' bodies. I'll take fitness, broad shoulders and a bit of muscle over lollipop-headed anorexic "hot" chicks any day of the week.

by Anonymousreply 5408/01/2012

Nathan Adrian is adorable. He was so cute when his speedo split.

by Anonymousreply 5508/01/2012

Nathan Adrian is so gay, and yet he has no DL thread devoted to him. Are we just not into him?

by Anonymousreply 5608/01/2012

They did a "human interest" piece on Lochte where he said he always gives autographs because when he was a kid, one of his heroes in swimming refused to give him an autograph. I'm thinking this guy, Steve Lundquist, who was famous for being an Attitude Queen as well as a crazy Fundamentalist.

by Anonymousreply 5708/01/2012

excuse me, but you probably have never seen a swimmer out of her bathing suit and off season. first of all a swimsuit acts like a sports bra so it's no surprise that they're flat chested and when they're off season they slim down quite bit. Also no swimmer is fat.

by Anonymousreply 5810/07/2012

I think male swimmers should swim totally naked and with a hard on, that way the dick could serve as a rudder providing more stability to the swimmer

by Anonymousreply 5910/07/2012

R57, Lochte was born in 1984 when Lundquist was swimming; he probably retired when Lochte was 2 or 3 years old. I would guess Lochte's heros were the swimmers from 1996 - 2002 when he was a teenager and started taking swimming more seriously.

Probably more likely Gary Hall, Lenny Krayzelberg, or Tom Dolan.

by Anonymousreply 6010/07/2012

What the hell- gaurentee most the people commenting are just jealous, fat people who wished they did more with their lives, not to mention they probably don't have a clue about anything to do with swimming.

by Anonymousreply 6101/13/2013

more stories about Lundquist as a fundie please...

by Anonymousreply 6201/13/2013

My god, Stephanie Newbold is so hot!

by Anonymousreply 6301/13/2013

Shaved bodies and huge upper torsos are not sexy to me.

by Anonymousreply 6401/13/2013


Michael Phelps is autistic.

by Anonymousreply 6501/13/2013

In NYC and San Francisco, there is a movement to require employers to pay for sick time off during this flu epidemic

by Anonymousreply 6601/13/2013

what is wrong with you? swimmers have the best butts the best toned arms and abs. I would know. I am a woman swimmer. we dont all not have boobs i know that for a fact as well. watch what you say before you stereotype. asshole

by Anonymousreply 6701/28/2013

Oh yes, fit fat... Idiot, OP.

by Anonymousreply 6801/28/2013

First Stevie Wonder, now [italic]this![/italic]

by Anonymousreply 6901/28/2013

Then don't fuck swimmers.

Why are you posting this? Are you looking for reassurance that you have good taste in men's bodies?

by Anonymousreply 7001/28/2013

This needs earrings and a caftan.

by Anonymousreply 7101/28/2013

I love OP. You queens took the bait like a pondful of grouper.

by Anonymousreply 7201/28/2013
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